On the platform of the cave, there were only two people left.

Seeing that the bearded man had a serious face, Chu Ling said in his heart, once their boss arrives and sees through me, isn't he looking for death?

"Brother, come to Genhuazi?" he pulled out the long-cherished cigarette case from his arms.

The bearded man glared at him and said, "This is a thing from the Netherworld, you actually brought it to the Heavenly Court, don't you know the rules here?"

"The rules are not set by people, smoke one, you know me here, and no one else will know. ”

"Hmph, let me break the rules for a cigarette, risk asking for sin, you make me stupid?"

Seeing that the bearded man's tone was loose, Chu Ling secretly felt that there was a play, this guy seemed to be able to be corrupted and co-opted, and he was a seedling of a corrupt official.

"Hahaha, what is this cigarette, as long as you need it, I can give you hundreds of cigarettes!"

Hundreds of Chinese cigarettes, the price is not less than 50,000, and the most can reach 500,000, the price is not expensive, but for Chu Ling, it is just sprinkling water, not even a dime, it can only be said that a dander has fallen off the cow, which is insignificant.

The bearded man snorted, but didn't react, not even lifting his eyelids.

Doesn't this guy smoke? Doesn't seem to be to his appetite.

"It doesn't matter if you don't like cigarettes, what I have is money, you can buy whatever you want, this is my bank card, there is endless money in it, give it to you!"

The bank card was handed over, but the bearded man was still unmoved, and he didn't reach out to take it at all.

"I almost forgot, there is a difference between heaven and earth, and the money in this mortal world is no different from the dark coins burned to the underworld for the gods. Okay, I can get you a cart of gold, how about that?"

A car of gold, let alone thousands of catties, 150,000 per catty, that is, 150 million starts, a little painful, compared to the thunder and thunder, it is still cost-effective to break the fortune and eliminate the disaster.

However, the bearded man still looked at him coldly, and did not seem to be moved.

Is he still greedy for beauty? Yes, the hero is sad to pass the beauty pass, it seems that only lust is the last killer!

"Brother Beard, it seems that you are not a greedy person, then I will give you another choice, the mortal world is as beautiful as a cloud, I can exchange a hundred top beauties, as long as you let me leave safely!"

Sure enough, the killer weapon was extraordinary, and as soon as it was thrown out, the bearded man immediately swallowed his saliva.

"As you said, I'm going to !! them all," said the bearded man greedily.

"Okay, I just like a cheerful person like you!" Chu Ling said secretly, how can this guy be as greedy as me!

"However, forget about those beauties, I'm not interested. ”

"It is worthy of being a heavenly general, it is really not stained with mortal dust, and it is out of vulgar taste......"

"Wait, I'm not done yet, I don't want a hundred beautiful women, but I want to replace them all with handsome beautiful men!

What, no kidding? What does this guy want a bunch of little fresh meat?

"Actually, I found that you look good, in line with the official's aesthetics, otherwise you wouldn't have to look for a hundred, it's you!" The bearded man looked at him with a greedy look on his face, and almost drooled.

Damn, it turns out that he is this kind of person!

Chu Ling was sick to his stomach for a while, and immediately took a dozen steps back, and said, "I'm not the kind of person you think!

"You're not, then what are you doing here?" said the bearded man.

"What's wrong with coming to this forbidden place? Do you have to be that kind of person to come, is this a blind date corner for friends?" Chu Ling asked rhetorically.

The bearded man's face was heavy, and he pointed to the telescope impatiently and said, "Have you seen this clairvoyant?"

"What about that?"

"Since you have seen it, what garlic is still contained, this place is called Wangyue, as the name suggests, what you are looking at is the thing of extreme yang, you call yourself a bad dragon * yang fetish, why do you want to come here to peep?"

Chu Ling looked confused, and said suspiciously: "But what I just saw is obviously a beauty?"

"Look again!"

When he put his eyes in front of the clairvoyant mirror for the second time, the beautiful woman with the hair opposite him had already finished bathing and was about to go ashore to change his clothes, and this shadow almost made him have a nosebleed.

However, when the beauty turned around, that face actually had two mustaches, and the lines of the face were hard, and it was clearly the appearance of a man! Especially the pendulum clock hanging down below, which made many men ashamed of themselves.

Damn, deceived feelings, and almost deceived nosebleeds!!

Chu Ling didn't want to look at it for a second, and removed his eyes from the clairvoyant, otherwise he would be full of needles and nauseous to the point of vomiting out of his stomach.

"Isn't it exciting? Look at your nosebleeds. The bearded man looked at him with a smile.

Chu Ling forcibly endured the desire to vomit and said: "Forget it, I'll help you find a beautiful man, sissies are popular in the mortal world now, let alone catch a hundred, even if a thousand handsome little fresh meat come and ravage you, it is not difficult at all." Instead, let me catch a hundred handsome and tough men, and I'm going to be bald. ”

Think about those sissy stars who appear on the screen media all day long, what hobby basketball chicken you are too beautiful, what big bowl of lasano skr, what Shanghai bunker X contains, all give them to the bearded and teach them to really be women!

In this way, the bearded hormones will not burst and cause nuisance everywhere.

"Hahaha, a hundred little fresh meat for you, okay!" the bearded man chirped, wiped his saliva, and reluctantly agreed to this condition.

"So when and where do we trade?"

The bearded man took out a shiny bracelet, put it on Chu Ling's wrist, and said: "This has a positioning function, mortals can't see it, no matter you flee to the ends of the world, even if it is the end of the universe, I can catch you back, I will naturally notify you when the transaction is over, in short, don't try to fool me." ”

The objects of the Heavenly Court are really high-tech, this thing is mediocre, and the mana contained in it is exhausted, and human technology can't do it.

"Alas, my only defect is integrity, and I have never been fooled, and you still don't trust me, and I think you are an upright person. Chu Ling said in his heart, he put on the three clear bells for the white fox, and now he has also been retributed, and he has put on this dog ring.

The bearded man has been in Heaven for a long time, and his personality is simple, so he was embarrassed to say it, and said: "Since you are a straight man, you shouldn't come to this lookout balcony, there is another place that suits you, and that is the lookout platform." ”

"Lookout? ”

"You don't know this, the balcony faces the soup pool thousands of miles away, which is used by men, and the lookout platform can see the bath where the women and fairies bath! ”

Chu Ling frowned when he heard this, this name is too dirty, the old driver is the old driver, and he dares to drive on the road of Heavenly Court!

"Would I like to take you to see it?" the bearded man invited cordially.

"Didn't your partner go to ask his boss in case he got bumped?"

"Haha, where is the boss, it's just to scare you and set your words, come out, brother!"

The clean-skinned general appeared from the clouds, his brows were furrowed, and his face was full of displeasure, and said: "I said that I would extort some gold and silver treasures, what do you want a hundred handsome guys for?

Chu Ling closed his eyes, and there were painful tears on his eyelashes.

Oh my God, if I commit a crime, please kill me directly, don't use this scene to blind my eyes, right?