Chapter 96: Turning Stones into Gold

"Xukun, there are outsiders here, can you take away your sassy appearance?" said the bearded man in disgust.

The white-skinned Xukun pursed his lips aggrievedly, pinched the corners of his clothes with both hands, nodded with tears in his eyes, and there was infinite resentment in his eyes.

He secretly said in his heart, stinky man, go back and settle accounts with you, and give you face outside!

Looking at this pair of Kifuji wives, Chu Ling was speechless.

Could it be that the 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals in the sky have too strong yang energy, causing them to produce and sell their own products? They are so hungry and thirsty that they don't even care whether they are male or female.

No wonder there is such a saying, after three months in the army, the sow is a sable cicada.

"Brother beard, I will definitely prepare the reward I said, you can come and get it at any time, now I can go, right?"

"Wait a minute, brother, don't you go to the lookout platform to have a look? At this time, the fairies are changing their clothes and bathing, and it's a pity to miss it." The bearded man smiled lewdly.

Chu Ling smiled bitterly and said in his heart, I would like to go, but at the beginning, Marshal Tianpeng just teased Chang'e, and he was beaten to the wrong pig's fetus, and now he is peeping and bathing, and he must not be punished as a maggot in the ninth generation!

At the thought of being punished as a maggot and being in the dung, he felt that his friends were not so disgusting, and this was ten times more disgusting!

"Forget it, peeking at the fairy bathing, I'm afraid of being punished by the thunder. ”

"Hahaha, where is the difference between men and women in the gods? As the so-called colorless and phaseless, no desire and no desire, peeking at what is in the bath, what you see is nothing but a false appearance. ”

"Then why do you have to divide the men's bath into the women's bath?"

"The cultivation of immortals is also different, the immortals with lower immortal qualifications have not gotten rid of mortal thoughts, so they naturally can't accept the advanced thinking of Wuxiang, and it is normal to have a difference between men and women. ”

With this sophistry, he should have been given a philosopher's certificate.

"Since there's no difference, then I'm too lazy to look at it, next time. ”

"No, now that you know our secrets, do you want to keep yourself clean? Unless you are as conspired with us as we are, will you dare to let you go?" said the bearded man angrily.

Chu Ling was stunned for a moment, he grew so big, and there were also hooligans who took him to peek at the beauty bathing, but he had never heard of anyone forcing others to peep, and there was such a good thing in Heavenly Court?

However, their worries are understandable, and only by holding each other's handles can they be regarded as grasshoppers tied to a rope.

"Okay. Chu Ling could only reluctantly agree, extremely reluctant in his heart.

[Ding, please pick up a bottle of lube on the ground, there is a reward]

Pushing back the clouds, next to the bearded shoes, there was a bottle of used up lube.

Chu Ling's brows furrowed, I really don't want to touch this thing, I don't know if there is any liquid on it, it will inevitably smell of.

Fortunately, there was a clamp, he took out the long clip, picked up the bottle, and threw it into the Qiankun bag while the two were not paying attention.

[Ding, congratulations to the host, get the stone into alchemy]

This is amazing, you don't need to go to the Nether to buy gold everywhere, and now you can meet the requirements of a carload of gold for a beard!

"Let's go!" said the bearded man.

"Wait a minute. Chu Ling stopped them.

The bearded two are holding hands, ready to step on the clouds, after all, the lookout platform is thousands of miles away, and it cannot be reached without driving the clouds.

Hearing his words, look back at him curiously.

I saw that there were words in Chu Ling's mouth, which was the method of casting spells granted by the system.

He bent down, groped his way through the heavy clouds, and then struggled to lift a large piece of gold.

"Gold!" exclaimed the bearded duo.

They had never seen such a huge nugget of gold, so dazzling that it was pulled up from the ground into the shape of a dog's head, estimated to weigh no less than five tons.

Chu Ling originally picked up a dog's head gold nugget, and there was a larger block connected to it, which was tall enough for a person, with an astonishing width, and a large lump of golden light.

"This gold is a gift for the virtuous couple. "The couple is an honorific title for husband and wife, and Chu Ling is afraid that it will be a little offensive to directly call their two in-laws, so he uses a crepe word, and they may not be able to understand it.

These two couples, their eyes widened, and their eyes were all focused on the mountain of gold, what a huge amount of gold it was!

The reason why the gods are also full of desire for gold is because their two heavenly generals do not have a high status, gold can be used for alchemy, improve mana, cast magic weapons, and can also be given as gifts, it is really a practical investment value, who can not love?

"How did you conjure it up?" asked the bearded man in surprise.

Since the heavens and the earth are evil, the changes are endless, and the Three Realms have been disturbed, and the Heavenly Court has already promulgated the Heavenly Rules, strictly prohibiting the teaching, dissemination and use of the change technique, once it is discovered, it is a felony, especially the magic that disrupts the economic order of the transformation of gold and silver treasures, which is the most important thing, so the Three Realms of Heaven, Earth and Man have not seen this kind of spell for a long time, and the bearded man will be so surprised.

"This piece of gold has been given to you, this bracelet can be returned to its original owner, right?" Chu Ling wanted to take off the bracelet, but found that it was tightly connected to his body, and even buckled the Yuan Shen, and he couldn't easily untie it.

The bearded man walked in front of the gold nugget, gnawed and bitten, confirmed that the gold was like real gold, and hugged it again, the weight was really heavy enough, it was by no means an empty shell with no appearance, but a solid mountain of real gold!

"Solution!" the bearded man drank, and the bracelet was unfastened and returned to his hand.

"Go, see how you can move this gold, and then take me to the Wangfeng Terrace for a long time. ”

"Harm, what are you going to look for, your spell to turn into gold is already a felony against the rules of heaven, you don't need other handles, this is enough!"

"What about me?"

"Take care of yourself!"

Chu Ling saw that the two of them worked together, and carried the gold mountain there with great difficulty, and could not bear to disturb it, so as not to pull himself as a porter, so he drove the cloud and left this cave.

Actually, the bearded man didn't want him to interfere, after all, if he hid this gold, if he knew the place, it would not be safe.

Outside of the cave, there are checkpoints everywhere in the heavenly court, and Chu Ling doesn't want to bump into those heavenly soldiers and generals with golden helmets and golden armor, so as not to be knocked out again, so he finds a remote place to go.

Yun Xing didn't know how fast or slow, and looked back unconsciously, the balcony had become a small grain of sand, only the golden mountain was still shining with dazzling light, and it seemed that the virtuous couple had not moved the heavy golden mountain.

You must know that the immortals of the heavenly court, each with their own divine powers, there are Hercules, and there are also giant spirit gods, this kind of immortals are infinitely powerful, and other immortals do not have the ability to move the sea and mountains without the help of spells.

However, in order to prevent the gods from fighting, the heavenly court made a ban that above the nine heavens, no spells could be used unless the imperial permission was allowed, which also led to the embarrassment of the bearded two.

"Do you want to go back and help them move the gold mountain, so that no one will find out that I am casting a spell?"

was driving the clouds in Chuling, and after a moment of hesitation, the voice of the system suddenly came.

[Ding, the time has come, the host will return to the mortal realm]