Chapter 30: The Humanoid Sledgehammer That Can't Be Wielded

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The belts were brought back, and it would be a shame to destroy them.

"What's there to hesitate about, how can I be willing to make F91 sad."

"Thank you Dad~"

The Guardian F91 happily lifted me up and tossed me high. The moon puppet fool also smiled, got involved, and threw me up together.

The last time I was lifted up was when my dad celebrated my elementary school years, and I really couldn't complain about a woman with a lot of strength.

Are you two playing volleyball!

At this time, the phone rang a prompt tone, and I watched the task carefully while floating up and down in the air:

"Side Quest: Skinned Terminators

@带这些机器人前往水树胧博士的秘密基地并安装上克隆组织

@达成条件: Go with these seven robots to the secret base of the Water Tree, these seven robots cannot be detected by anyone or killed in time, and at least three of them have not been scrapped

@奖励: XP +1w (based on the number of robots retained, up to +7w), EMP emitter +1 (based on the number of robots retained, up to +7)

@备注: The Empire's elite troops are different from your usual wasteland dwellers, they have wireless communication equipment, and the difficulty of destroying the mouth is ...... It's a good thing to think about it from another angle, and you'll be able to conquer the world on your own in no time."

How does this mission reveal an inexplicable dangerous smell?

I'm only level 1, can't you let me fight the world later!

Smack, I accidentally touched the "Accept" button.

"Haven't you two thrown enough? I accidentally ordered something very dangerous! And you, what does it mean to have a hilarious expression? Let me ......"

Smack, and accidentally touched the "Done" button again.

“…… Come down ......."

Before we finished speaking, we had teleported to the laboratory of the Water Tree.

I covered my face and refused to face reality.

A couple of clones of the Water Tree were talking to the droids at the moment. Their attitude was very indifferent, not as enthusiastic as F91, nor as hateful as most people were rumored, just close to the reaction of the moon puppet.

Is it a delusion, why do I think there are more clones? Well, this kind of thing has nothing to do with me.

A clone walked over and bowed slightly, saying, "Lord Nanaya, although it is a bit abrupt, we hope to join you in your protection. ”

It's related.

This really caught me off guard, why are you looking for me, aren't you good at playing your own?

Seeing that I didn't answer, she began to explain.

"I'm the first clone to come out, so everyone sent me to ask you. The robots just talked about your situation, and it seems that you are a big man with a very high status and has the ability to shelter us. ”

Proud.

But there are so many big people, why do you have to look for me?

"As we said last time, the memory replication link of cloning technology is still in the stage of improvement, and the emotional aspect can now be synchronized and backed up at any time, but the memory still requires a lot of manual operation. We just think you're more trustworthy than the average person, but we don't remember how you helped the ontology. ”

Guilty!

I sent her to see a great man who could forgive her all her sins.

"Although we can only help you hide some people and things for the time being, we will continue to work on immortality technology, and we will definitely bring you a good reward in the near future. It's all about investing in research, isn't it? ”

Waver.

Clearly show the pros and cons, and be kind to them, they are not scientists, but they are direct salesmen.

"I guess you may not know, in fact, there are half a pound and a half of the clones and robots, and there are no longer a few people who hate the existence of clones, so the ontology gave up its good future and hid at that time. People are afraid that one day they will wake up and their loved ones will be quietly replaced, without realizing it. But in fact, technology itself does not distinguish between good and evil, if it is placed in your hands, it will definitely make all mankind immortal, if it falls into the hands of bad people, then the powerful and powerful will be controlled. ”

Contemplation......

She didn't seem to be slapping me on the back just now?

"Research requires funding, manpower, and security, and I'm sure you can provide it. And we will reward you with loyalty and scientific research results, and will never disappoint your investment. With that, she waved her hand, and several more people came behind her. They bowed deeply together, "Our birth was an unfortunate thing, weak and disgusted. I beg Lord Nanaya to help us. ”

Shock!

Knowing that it is reasonable, moving with emotion, this trick has been used?

"yes, okay."

This remark was quite energetic with Dr. Mizuki's own tirade at that time, and it was even better! I unconsciously agreed. But what she said was right, I protected the Guardian F91 at the time, and I was on the same front as the moon puppet fool, and the moon puppet fool supported the robot and was also a friend of Mizuki Hao, and hiding the robot and hiding the clone were half a pound and eight taels, so I should also hide the clone, and I should support the clone.

Well, that's right.

…… Am I being fooled? Well, how can I be as wise as I am.

At this time, the mission came.

"Faction Mission: Undernourished

@水树胧博士的秘密基地食物匮乏, 5,000 servings of food are needed for them because the materials needed for cloning can be replaced by ground organic matter

@达成条件: Deliver a total of 5,000 servings of food to the secret base of Mizuha, which cannot be discovered by anyone or extinguished in time

@奖励: +2w XP (+50% XP for each serving of meat)

@备注: Be sure to complete this quest multiple times, or you'll drive hundreds of oxen to the depths of the wilderness and then suddenly disappear, and the wasteland dwellers will have a new story to say when they scare disobedient children."

I clicked the "Done" button on the task.

"Thank you, sir!" The clone in front of me smiled and bowed, "With so many cows, we won't have to worry about food and cloning materials in the future." ”

I didn't see any cows, and I didn't know where they had gone, but I couldn't help but ask for the sake of losing face.

Suddenly, there is another task prompt.

"Faction Mission: Top Secret Entrance

@水树胧博士的秘密基地既然已经被发现过一次了, if not improved, there will be a second and a third. Let's improve the entrance.

@达成条件: Upgrade the entrance of the Aquatree base, the entrance of the Aquatree base has the highest concealment effect, and cannot be discovered by anyone or extinguished in time during construction

@奖励: +15w experience, +1 for forced stealth projectors

@备注: Go back to the town to find a carpenter, then ask him to teach you carpentry skills, then make a wooden sign that says "There is no secret base entrance here", stick it in the ground, and get it with 15w experience!"

If I can get a quest reward, I'll write it.

I clicked the "Done" button again.

She bowed in thanks and turned to leave.

"Wait! Out of tasks? "I feel that something is wrong," you see, here and there are a little shabby, let's replace them all with new ones! And it's too backward there and here, upgrade them all! Why don't you just build this base to a depth of 100 kilometers and extend to tens of thousands of kilometers around, and then change the name to "Beehive" and add a scientific research project? ”

She looked at me in surprise and politely refused, "I've caused you too much trouble." We were about to put the robots with clones, and we were out of company. ”

I get it.

What does she mean is that not only will she not give me a follow-up mission, but she will also snatch my original follow-up mission? I was supposed to put on the human skins of those robots.

I pulled out a couple of batteries.

I folded the batteries into a fan.

I slapped her in the face with a battery.

"Look, it's money, give me the task immediately!"

In the end, I slapped their opinion from 17 to 7, and I didn't squeeze into other tasks.

They gathered around them to discuss this esoteric academic topic, and I felt lonely as I stood next to them, so go back.

There is only one way to go back:

"Infinite Quests: Cats' Way to Decompress

@写诗的猫自从来到这里一直很焦虑, help her decompress

@达成条件: Use your body language to mimic an ECG (the moving kind)

@奖励: +5 opinion

@备注: Record it and upload it to the Internet, and the click-through rate will burn in minutes."

I'll hold my forehead.

"The cat who writes poetry, are you there? Speak immediately. ”

No one answered.

All right...... It's better than the last time I learned to bark a dog.

I clicked the "Done" button on the quest and instantly returned to a wilderness. It was not far from the walls of the town of Bodong, close to the door, and in front of me there was a smiling woman rolling on the floor. She covered her mouth with one hand and held her belly with the other, her whole body trembled violently, and she couldn't make a sound.

I really couldn't imagine how to mimic an ECG with body language, but looking at her reaction, I didn't even have the courage to ask.

As she laughed almost out of breath, I hurried away. I don't want to know why she was hanging out of town at night, and I don't wonder why she didn't follow me this time, I have to leave as soon as possible or she will cry again.

When I came to the gate, I saw the fruits of my "labor". It has been replaced by a light curtain door, and the translucent red light is evenly spread between the door frames, making people feel a sense of coercion. The fence has been replaced with knee-high metal steps, and the translucent curtain wall up to several hundred meters high stands tall.

Holding a small metal ball handed to me by the guards, I slowly approached the gate, and immediately a circular gap of more than two meters in diameter appeared on the red light curtain for me to pass through.

Handing back the ball, the guards saluted me.

Entering the town, the townsfolk bowed to me frequently.

Walking towards the repair room, the believers shouted slogans in unison.

Am I one step closer to the day when misdeeds will not generate resentment? Let's focus on brushing a wave of people's hearts in the near future, and then you can do what you want to do.

I pushed the door open, and it seemed that Moon Puppet was about to leave, and I happened to bump into her.

She tied up her short blonde hair, many of which were still messy. Dressed in tights and carrying a sniper rifle folded into a black box, she was exactly the same as when she went to battle that day, only a little more determined.

"Baby, you came back so quickly, you left suddenly just now...... Luckily, I was able to see you before I left. ”

Her smile was a little lonely.

I left suddenly, because of you two mothers.

"Is this trip dangerous?"

She patted her completely non-existent biceps: "It's very easy, and I'll get the red crisp hand back soon." ”

That's good.

"Take care of our daughter." She buried her head in holding my hand and whispered, "When I come back, I have something to say to you......"

"What?"

She smiled but didn't say anything.

I glanced at the phone's favorability record:

Friendship Points: 161/100 (Relationship Constant +30)

@嫉妒-5 (Hugging other women in public, it's really ugly)

@温馨+8 (that's probably what life after marriage)

@伤心-2 (Is he worried that I'm going to be poisoned?) )

@承诺+10 (Let's just believe that he really won't leave his daughter and go to someone else's house to sleep)

@认同+2 (He's really pro-bot)

@开心+4 (for a family of 3 to play together)

@失落-7 (Before saying goodbye, he left in a hurry...) He never seems to be able to settle down)."

saw another record set at the bottom:

"@冲动+20 (If I can come back alive, confess.) But it doesn't seem like there will be a surprise effect, he's looking at his phone again, it's a mind-reading device. Hello Seven Nights Turbidity, I know you're reading my heart at the moment. )」

"I'll go! Really? ”

"What's the matter, is there anything on your phone?"

Oops, when will my leaky mouth get better? Moon puppet fool is smiling at me at the moment, his eyes seem to see through everything.

"It's broken, the screen is black, nothing is showing." I whistled and patted my phone, and a new record appeared:

"@安心+1 (Your expression is so understandable, it's too bad for lying.) If you are really reading my heart, then promise me not to embarrass the girl's confession...... All right? )」

I'm speechless.

dating, dating, getting married, living together, having children...... Am I really ready? My otherworldly life has just begun. Ah no, the last item seems to have been completed.

"Well, I'll tell you that when I get back."

said that the moon puppet left without looking back.

I looked at the door that no longer moved for half a minute, and my heart was full of mixed feelings, and the strongest feeling was: Did she just set up the flag?

Well, I must have thought too much.

F91 and I played a game of "you throw and I catch" for a while, but instead of throwing anything, it was only she who was playing.

It was finally ready to go to bed. Of course, I also wondered why the robot needed to sleep, maybe it needed to be shut down for system maintenance, maybe it needed to save energy, maybe it needed to repair the worn body, maybe it was the clonal tissue wrapped outside and needed to rest, but I didn't expect the final answer to be "Mom said that going to bed early and waking up early is a good child".

I'm lying with it.,Of course I won't do anything to this burly Lori in human skin.,The initial impression was too bad.。

I'm ready to return to reality.

What do you want to bring with you to "smuggle" it over?

I held a small battery to my chest and lay down with my eyes closed, fantasizing about how much it would sell for when I brought it back to reality.

Suddenly, the phone rang with a screeching sound.

I took it and saw a line of blood-red text: "Warning! You're trying to expose the game!"

Why does a battery ...... No, if you bring it back to reality, if it is lost or sold (it will), and then it falls into the hands of government agencies, it will cause an uproar, after all, this thing is very sci-fi no matter how you look at it.

I wanted to bring the Howling Sky Serpent and the Brilliant Staff to the reality of the establishment of the Fourth Empire, but I was instantly disillusioned.

Mercury pressure pistol!

I don't think this humble weapon should be a big problem, but again, I got a warning from my phone. Why! Material reasons?

I started experimenting with all sorts of things: kebabs, flower pots, forks, bed sheets!

I'm going, and the good "smuggled life" ability is just going to be wasted? Can only be carried one-way? And what about my dream of flying in reality with a nuclear pistol?

I'm distressed.

"Dad, why are you pulling your hair all the time?"

"Because I'm ...... Hey? ”

I looked at the Guardian F91 next to me, and suddenly I had an idea, isn't this also a thing?

And it's such a big thing!

I held F91's hand tightly and said, "Daughter, let's sleep, Daddy will take you to a good place." ”

She nodded expectantly.

I close my eyes.

I lay still.

I was hazy.

It's so dangerous, I almost fell asleep! I suddenly remembered the question, the last time I used the "Smuggler's Life" ability, I was still wearing underwear, why did I only bring the book? What is the system judged on? I'm also wearing an otherworldly costume now, why didn't I cause a system warning? Isn't it just a matter of keeping it around?

I picked up the mercury pistol again and put it on my chest with my hands at my sides until I was confused and still didn't have any phone prompts.

It's the hand.

Based on what you are holding in your hand.

And it's the right-hand item in the equipment slot.

Although I was holding the F91's hand tightly, apparently nothing had changed in the equipment bar, and it was not a weapon.

How can you hold the F91 in your hands? It's like a weapon.

"F91, I order you to turn into my weapon at once."

It looked at me worriedly: "Huh? But Little 91 won't......"

Hell, I'm never going to give up, life is waiting for me!

"By the way, do you have a switch? Switch. ”

"Yes, Dad wants to turn off Little 91, don't, woo woo......"

When you turn it off, it's a dead thing, and it can be regarded as scrap metal wrapped in edible meat, right?

"Just turn it off for a while, hurry up, where is the speed of the switch."

"Here."

I pressed hard.

The world is quiet.

I wiped my sweat from my head and didn't get seen, okay. I just hope that all this hard work will not be in vain!

The Guardian F91 has been transformed into a doll that can't move.

I took her hand.

Failed, and the right-hand part of the equipment slot showed nothing.

"Damn!"

I grabbed the F91's foot in a fit of rage. I don't really know what I'm going to do with this move, maybe I'm going to throw it out through the window, but a humanoid icon suddenly appears on the right hand of the equipment slot!

"Powered off Guardian F91 improved item

@双手伤害:8

@长柄大锤 (This item can be used as a sledgehammer and supports xenoweapon abilities)

@人间变形 (can be considered a pickaxe if its arms are open)

@三观震惊 (Whoever sees you wielding a woman as a sledgehammer will be in a state of shock for 1 to 10 seconds, regardless of whether they are friends or foes, depending on the appearance of F91's clothing at the time and the target's intelligence value)

@伦理失调 (You have a chance of causing a strong backlash from some people, such as F91's mother, the few who support cyborgs, and radical human rights activists)

@血量恐慌 (Each attack hit increases the target's chance of panicking, stacking up to three times, as they don't know that this large amount of blood also comes from the clones of F91 itself)

@克隆组织 (Since this sledgehammer is wrapped in a layer of clonal tissue on the outside, it has a cushioning effect, which is not a good thing for you.) -20% damage when attacking targets with 20 or higher armor value)"

Does your hammer look like this!

And I'm ...... It's too heavy to swing at all.

Forget it, go to sleep.

I grabbed its ankle and double-checked that it was on my right hand in the gear slot, and quickly fell asleep.

In a dream, I wielded a woman to defeat a dragon......

I pulled a woman out of the stone and became King Arthur.

I wielded a woman and successfully unleashed a sixteen-shot combo at the speed of light.

I named her Hammer Girl.

The alarm woke me up, and I pressed it, only to be pressed only to be crushed into a soft mass of object.

Rub your eyes.

Guardian F91 didn't blink with his eyes open, naked and standing beside me, no wonder he had a nightmare just now.

But I managed to "smuggle" her, and I should be very happy at the moment, but how can I rely on this guy to pretend to fly in reality?

Disconsolate.

I dug out my clothes and silently put them on the doll.

Because there was no strange gasping sound this time, I pressed the switch smoothly.

It blinked, moved, and its face was full of joy, like a child entering an amusement park for the first time. It caused trouble everywhere, and I spent a long time telling her about the rules and do's and don'ts of the world, lying that it was a "fatherly world" and that it was full of "daddy's love" until I had to go to work.

I was just about to leave the house when I found an unread message.

"You're fired. Brother Xiao"

I'll go, on what ground!

I immediately called, but the number didn't exist. Block me? I immediately went out and got entangled in the F91. I'm in a hurry and don't have time to convince it, forget it, it's better to take it with you, so you don't have to burn yourself with a gas stove at home.

We ran all the way to the Internet café, only to find that it was temporarily closed. After asking the old man on the side of the road, I learned that someone died in a fight yesterday, and he was seized by the police and ordered to suspend business for rectification.

I was fired for unknown reasons, and I probably didn't succeed in pushing the blame out.

I was a little depressed.

The economic situation is already bad, and now I am unemployed, and I am afraid that I will have to look for a job while gnawing at the old recently.

I'm not in the mood to go home, so I've been wandering around on the side of the road. F91's mood is crazy, and everything is fresh.

She may look like my sister in the eyes of others, right?

"Daddy, look, Black Silk!"

I almost spat out a mouthful of old blood when I heard this, and the perverted eyes around me pierced my face.

"You are not allowed to call me that in the Fatherly World."

"But Daddy..."

"Strictly forbidden!"

"Okay."

I don't know why.,I've already clicked the "mechanical slave" task completion button.,She's supposed to be very obedient.,But she often listens to my tone.,Strict execution.,As long as there is a trace of hesitation, she will immediately talk back.。 Is a robot more self-aware than a cat or a woman who writes poetry?

It picked up a piece of black silk from a roadside stand.

The eldest sister of the owner of the roadside stall said, "Ten yuan." ”

It's okay, buy it, and take it back to give Shirai a long experience, this is the real miracle.

I was just about to pay for it, F91 suddenly put down the black silk and picked up the white stockings next to me: "Master, this is good-looking, can you buy it for Little 91?" ”

The owner is not as good as Dad!

Look at the snickering look of the big sister who set up the stall!

"Don't call me, don't call anything for now, it's an order!"

"Oh... Is it good to buy this white for Little 91? ”

I'm a little upset. Since ancient times, black silk and white cylinders have sworn to be incompatible, and it is impossible for you to let a stubborn black silk party buy a pair of white cylinders for you as a gift!

I began to reason with it, where the black silk is better than the white cylinder, where it is wonderful, where it croaks. From birth to development, from beautiful legs to robbery, from travel to night use, but life and death can't convince it. I won't give up, it's about a two-faction battle for justice!

Six hours later.

The hostess cried.

The hostess gave us a set of black silk and a white cylinder, as well as a set of women's clothes.

The F91 was happy and changed into a T-shirt and a short skirt...... And the damn white tube socks, I'm more tired than a day's work. The first time I went shopping with a woman, this is not a date, I only have half a life left, and my mouth is dry.

Thirsty, and in a bad mood, I took F91 to a restaurant with the intention of having some drink.

Suddenly, F91 pulled my sleeve and said that there seemed to be a fight in the alley next to me. Of course I saw it, and I wasn't blind, but it was obvious that one of them had drunk too much, and he drank so much in broad daylight, he was really speechless.

"Little 91, go take a look!"

Don't be nosy! Before I could stop it, it had already run to the mouth of the alley, and I quickly followed. I'm not taking a child, I'm just walking a dog, and I don't have a collar leash, it's completely out of control!

I got closer and saw clearly.

In the vulnerable position was a middle-aged man, dressed in a suit and leather shoes, with a slightly fat figure, his face was flushed, and he sat on the ground staggeringly, with a few bruises on his face. In the strong position is a young man, wearing sportswear, standing tall and aggressive, pointing at each other and scolding. In addition to me and F91, there is also a do-gooder present who is fighting. He is also dressed in a suit, and his face is a typical good old man, between the ages of two people who are fighting.

Fortunately, F91 didn't rush up and shout anything, let go of that uncle.

Since I came, I stood by and watched for a while.

After a few words of scolding, I got a general idea. The middle-aged man drank too much and harassed the young woman who passed by, and this young man was brave in his fight, and the good deeds were purely passing by, and he came to persuade him only after seeing a one-sided fight.

It doesn't matter if this kind of hooligan is killed directly.

No! I don't seem to have any qualifications to speak of anyone else!

"I've explained it many times! I was drinking too much, and for some reason I suddenly hugged it, not a hooligan! The middle-aged man shouted, "And what does this have to do with you!" ”

The young man went up and kicked him again: "This is not what a hooligan is!" Everyone is responsible for seeing injustices on the road, and you kind of scum should be beaten! ”

"Okay, okay, stop fighting, I'm going to have an accident!" The do-good man grabbed the young man, turned back to me and said, "Hey, don't look at the excitement, come and persuade too!" ”

I?

What does it have to do with me.

But for the sake of F91's eyes looking at Salted Egg Superman, I have no way back after all.

A, a middle-aged man who helped to get rich

B, Helping Youth

C, help the good deeds