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"Okay, you'll be my RPQ from now on."

She was stunned after hearing this, tilting her head to stare at me: "Why should I listen to you?" And what is RPQ? ”

Uh, I seem to have made a mistake.

"Correct, become my RBQ!"

“rbq……？” She folded her arms and pondered for a while, and suddenly her whole body shook, "Could it be ...... No way! Was it when I became Townsfolk 2 in the square? ”

I laughed, "Exactly! You lost to me then, now obediently become my RBQ! ”

Yarulan blushed and glared at me, while Shirai looked back at me with adoration and bewilderment. I don't know what I'm looking like at the moment, but I must be very decent.

"This humiliation ......" Ya Rulan gritted her teeth and slowly approached me, causing Shirai Hui to become even more nervous.

I gently pushed away the white water in front of me, stretched out my arms forward, and moved my fingers, quietly waiting for the proud warm softness to crash into my clutches.

Life is wonderful because of crossing...... Forehead?

Unexpectedly, what I caught in my hand was not the white jade twin peaks, but Ya Rulan's wrists. I saw her clasp her hands together as if she were shaking her hands, and said to me indignantly, "Hold on to my wrists, don't drop me." ”

I searched my memory for information that matched the current situation, but I couldn't imagine what position it was.

It's a different world!

It's a shapeshifter!

It deserves to be a world-class boss!

The tricks of playing are fresh, let me look forward to it, and the time has come to increase my knowledge!

Yarulan's whole body began to melt, deform, and solidify, and the process was so fast that I just felt like I was watching Terminator 2, except that the metal was replaced with slime.

She lifted her feet off the ground, and I carried them all.

It's a little heavy.

The transformation gradually stopped, and I could see clearly, what she had changed seemed to be...... Light machine guns?

There was also a short secondary barrel under the slender white barrel, and on the back of the gun was a handle turned into two wrists, and the belly was slightly thicker, and there was no bullet belt. The overall image is close to the existing weapons in the real world, except that the material is not like metal but more like some bone, and there is an eyeball at the front of the scope that is dripping.

How exactly am I going to use this thing as an RBQ?

I put her down and took out my phone to check, and the equipment bar showed a machine gun message:

"Arulan growth item in the form of a machine gun

@双手伤害:48 (-20%)

@弹药: Infinite, until Jarulan starves

@活着的武器 (Yarulan is an omnivorous creature and eats a lot, and will be forced to disarm if hungry or severely damaged)

@轻机枪 (+200% rate of fire, can be used without machine gun skills due to its light portability)

@自行瞄准 (This weapon aims at a 40-degree angle, regardless of the user's hit rate)

@骨质穿刺弹 (Arrow-like hardened matter generated by Jarulan to act as a bullet, limited by the speed of deformation, reduced to one round per second)

@强酸穿刺弹 (If needed, Arulan will add an additional maximum acid damage to the Bone Piercing Bullet)

@强酸护体 (When wielded with this machine gun as a melee weapon, has a chance to deal the highest level of acid damage to enemies)

@魔能冲击 (The secondary barrel fires a ball of pure mana with a cooldown of 1 minute)

@气压动力 (Air pressure instead of traditional gunpowder, -20% power, high sound suppression effect)

@触手 (Once the user is caught in a gun fight, Arran has a chance to reach out and try to capture or attack the enemy, which may cause the user's center of gravity to be unstable)

@碎碎念 (The biggest drawback of spiritual weapons is that they are nagging, as they have nowhere else to move but their mouths.) You have a chance to fall into the "Ear Base Crash" state, which will stack as long Yarulan remains in this form)"

"Are you kidding me?"

"With such a humiliating order, am I in the mood to trick you?"

A mouth conjured up near the magazine, and it collided with me with a fierce momentum. Even if she said that, I couldn't see where this thing could be used as an RBQ except for the secondary barrel.

"To be on the safe side, let me ask...... You know what RBQ is, right? ”

"What else could it be, a hot weapon. I can't conjure up gunpowder, anyway, it's enough to be close in shape and function, don't be so picky! ”

I jerked her to the ground, completely ignoring the whoop.

"I'm not talking about hot weapons! No! ”

"What's that?"

A rhetorical question made me dumbfounded, should I explain it to her directly? That's very shameful.

Filled with joy and being poured cold water, I planned to go back to town first. Let Yarulan turn back into a human form, and urge Shirai Hui to organize the believers to hurry up the recruitment.

Well, back to town.

……

I don't know the way.

"Shirai Hui, how far is this from Bodong Town?"

She stroked her chest and saluted, "It took a moment to come...... Hey? No, it's confused! In short, because of the need to take these villagers with them, it may be slower than when they came, and they will not return to Bodong Town until about dark. ”

So long? Half an hour of walking is my limit.

I checked my phone to see if there were any tasks that I could return to instantly.

Only "Infinite Quests: Cats' Ways to Decompress" is still there, but it says that I should crouch down and learn how to bark, which is impossible.

I clicked on the flyer from the Superpolicy Bureau, and the screen said "Item has expired", so I guess the recruitment is over. I tore off the flyer.

I waited for a while, but the bootstrap didn't come.

No way! Really let me walk back on foot?

It may be embarrassing, but fortunately I don't remember, and being able to go back at the moment is the most important thing.

Glancing at the opinion record:

"Cat Writing Poetry: Obedience: 52 (Relationship Constant +10)

@人际关系恒量+10 (He is my only hope of returning to the real world)

@开心+0 (He sings really well)

@开心+0 (I have a whole new understanding of dancing)

@恶令-1 (Dare me jump off a building!) Does he know that if I die, the ability I gave him will disappear with him? You don't really want to kill me, do you)

@恶令-1 (Oh my God!) Shameless, to say such shameless words, is he really from a civilized society like me? ）

@适应性心态调整 +10

(The Pope left with me.)

Two lines of tears at the well of leaving home

Two lines of strangers walked by

Pope the dog with a clubbing next to him)

@舒畅 +30 (Life is like a XX, if you can't resist, go to XX him in reverse!) You've been crying too early, and there will be more "good things" like today, "I'll do it once, you do it once and a half" in the future)."

Someone actually scolded me with limericks in the favorability record.

Well, no anomalies were found. I hesitated for a long time, but I clicked the finish button for "Cat's way to decompress".

"Poof...... Aha! Suddenly, a familiar female voice sounded from behind me, laughing profusely, and her voice was distorted. I didn't teleport back to Bodong Town as expected, and I was still standing in place, while a woman rolling on the ground with her stomach covered behind me gradually lifted her invisibility, "No, I laughed!" ”

I felt my face burn.

"Why are you here?"

"Didn't you command me to follow you? And if it doesn't involve your overall interests, I certainly can't automatically refuse to enforce it. She wiped her tears from her laughter, "Instead of this, you better quickly order her not to hurt me." ”

I looked back at Yarulan. Every strand of her long pink hair exploded, like a blooming flower. His eyes were fierce, his muscles were violent, and his nails were sticking out.

"If I die, the ability will be gone." The cat who wrote the poem stroked his hair, "If you want to give an order, as soon as possible, right?" ”

That's right, too. I didn't think the "bag full of peaches and plums" ability was necessary, but it was also the loot I got for losing my life, and I couldn't have lost it if I hadn't played enough.

"Yarulan, don't move."

As soon as the words fell, Ya Rulan stopped a stone's throw away from the cat who wrote the poem, with a bloody mouth that could swallow a basketball, a mouth full of shark teeth, and ten fingers with long sharp blades. Maybe if I say it half a second later, the consequences will be unimaginable.

Yarulan looked furious, her eyes bleeding.

The cat who wrote the poem gently swiped his finger over the other party's neck and said leisurely: "What does the school say?" Say hello when you see the teacher. ”

Don't continue to provoke her!

"Yarulan, don't attack the cat who writes poetry, or anyone of mine...... By the way, and myself. ”

"Why!" She suddenly roared, and my internal organs hurt a little, "Do you know how badly this woman has hurt me? And my friends! What is the relationship between her and you, you can just catch it with one ability! ”

No, the comrades-in-arms of the artillery company cannot be abandoned at will.

"It's just an order."

"I'm not going to give up!"

Ya Rulan put away her killing intent and regained her sweet appearance, but she stomped her feet in place angrily. After three or four feet, there was a noticeable depression in the ground.

I glanced at her opinion record:

"Arulan Obedience: -16 (Interpersonal Constant: -30)

@失落-1 (Let's go, you can sleep with that perverted girl)

@感激+15 (I was able to escape myself, but thank you)

@时间修正-1 (He's just one of the passers-by in my life)

@重逢+4 (Wonderful man, how did he find me?) It's a pity not to accept it as a servant)

@恶令-1 (Why do I crouch down and spin three times?) What a situation! ）

@恶令-1 (Humiliation!) How dare you turn me into a hot weapon, can you go a little further! ）

@人际关系恒量-30 (If you are friends with her, we will not be friends anymore)"

It's a little low, but it shouldn't be a problem. Anyway, the world mission is in my hands, and as long as you dare to rebel, you can kill it in minutes.

There are some orders that were intended to experiment with cats who write poetry, but now have a better object.

"Ya Rulan, grab your hair and lift yourself up."

She glared at me viciously and tugged her hair upwards, and then she didn't leave the ground. I tested the logic loop method last time, and this time I wanted to try the anti-physics command, but it didn't work.

Let's try philosophical commands again.

"Yarulan, balance exists between all things."

Ya Rulan was stunned for a moment and nodded.

What do you just nod tod? The person who said it didn't understand, but you understood? Does this nod mean yes, or does it mean immediate execution?

"Your Majesty, it's time to leave, otherwise I'm afraid I won't be able to get back to town before dark."

In the face of Shirai's urging, I had an idea and continued to say to Yarulan: "Turn into a plane and bring all of us back. ”

As soon as the words fell, Ya Rulan directly conjured two words "to die" on her face, and later I found the word "bar" on my chin. It turns out that the pigment on the skin can still play like this?

After complaining, she was still obediently deformed, but it was obviously not an airplane but a flying dragon, and it was a very low kind. The whole body is dark green, and the body is not large, and there are no scales like steel.

She threw her head on the ground and motioned for everyone to climb up. But with a total length of more than 20 meters, how can so many of us squeeze in?

"Don't ask, you won't breathe fire."

"Hmph, it will be later. Sooner or later, all dragons will be conquered by me! ”

You have now been conquered by me, and you are still talking wildly.

"I command you to tell all the secrets first, and tell them as you fly."

In the end, only me, Shirai Teru, and the cat who wrote the poem sat on the dragon's back, and I didn't care about the others.

On the way back, Yarulan said a lot, limited by my brain capacity, which is roughly the following:

A powerful basilisk controls Yarulan with chronic venom for one purpose, to resurrect the Light King, who conquered almost all of the world 10,000 years ago, a demon that grows stronger endlessly as his servants increase. After a brutal exercise, Yarulan began the operation of resurrecting the Light King. First of all, he got into the belly of the red dragon and stole the sealed "Light King's Life Soul", and that time he died nine times. After that, kill a member of the Super Strategy Bureau who rushed to hear the news and blend in with it, and it is highly recommended that they check if the "Light King's Earth Soul" is safe.

With the help of the Teleportation Device, she was able to find the seal of the Earth Soul - a spellcaster. She killed all the Super Strategy Bureau staff in her company, and lurked for months to deceive the target's trust, taking the "Earth Soul" while he was unprepared, and immediately returned to the Super Strategy Bureau with a teleportation device.

At this time, the Super Strategy Bureau was already on high alert, and while constantly sending out search and arrest teams, it strengthened the vigilance of the "Heavenly Soul" sealed place. Ya Rulan was mixed in the Super Strategy Bureau, and after a little inquiry about where the troops were suddenly increased, she naturally easily found the location of the "Heavenly Soul".

She waited for Yuan Qiyuan to meet the emperor before she started. It wasn't until the "Heavenly Soul" started and was about to leave the secret base of the heavy factory that it was discovered, and he escaped with a bloody bath.

Then on the way to escape, I ran into me and Yue Puppet Fool. She suspected that I was also a traverser, so she killed the townspeople 2 and infiltrated the town of Bodong, intending to learn more about me, and I knew a series of things that happened after that.

After escaping from Yuan Qiyuan and Thor, she found a cave and sealed herself up, and held a ritual with peace of mind - not to resurrect the Light King as a living sacrifice according to the original plan of the basilisk, but to take the power of the Light King's three souls for herself!

Although the success rate was slim, she had no better choice. The poison on his body will soon attack, and he will die horizontally or not if he goes back. But luckily it worked.

So she immediately went to the nearest village to hunt cattle and sheep to recover her strength, and by the way, she grabbed some strong villagers as servants to increase her strength, which was better than nothing.

Finally they met us and crouched down and spun around three times.

"No, why would Thorr know that you are the reincarnation of the Light King?"

"The dark-brown-haired man? I don't know, the first time I met him. ”

I asked her again what the Light King was capable of and what the Three Souls could do, and she got more explanations. Did she nag like that?

I really can't remember, but to sum it up, the "Heavenly Soul" is used to travel to the plane, the "Life Soul" is used to reproduce abilities, and the "Earth Soul" is used to reproduce the territory. The main ability of the Light King himself is to make a pair of ornaments according to the characteristics of each servant, and when both sides wear them, the Light King can exert the power of the three souls. As long as it is not too heavy, the Light King can wear rings or earrings all over his body, and the increase in strength is infinite.

Isn't that supposed to be called "The Lord of the Rings"?

We flew all the way back, and before dusk we arrived at the town of Bodong.

This flight made Yarulan so tired that she lay on the square and gasped for a long time. She should be glad she wasn't ordered to "hang a long string of the rest of the people at her feet", otherwise she wouldn't be "gasping for air" right now.

Riding a flying dragon naturally attracted onlookers, but soon a believer pushed away the crowd and ran over: "Lord Bishop, the black silk is ready!" ”

"Great, bring it quickly!"

Hasn't this meme passed yet?

A group of believers separated the crowd of onlookers, leaving a passageway, and then a believer who often grabbed the camera walked slowly with a pair of black silk in both hands and above his head, followed by more than a dozen believers bowing their heads and clasping their palms.

The atmosphere was solemn and grand.

Bai Jinghui knelt down and took the black silk, looked at it repeatedly, and his hands trembled uncontrollably: "This ...... Is this black silk? How smooth, how elastic, this hazy color is a miracle! ”

I felt two eyes of spicy chicken on the left and right behind me.

I regret why I made such a joke with Shirai Hui in the first place.

Shirai began to wear black silk in public.

"Your Majesty!" She raised one leg high in front of my mouth, and the heavy armor was now perfectly set off, and the slightly plump curves had become perfect, "Is it pretty?" ”

I nodded.

Feel free to despise it, I am full of righteousness and righteousness!

Ya Rulan couldn't help but whisper: "Hmph, it's rotten to the bone." ”

"It's so young." The cat who wrote the poem covered her mouth and chuckled, "It's bad luck to talk nonsense." ”

Yarulan didn't understand what that meant, but she was right.

I asked Shirai Teru, "Is the tailor who made black silk still in the town?" ”

"Yes, Your Majesty."

"Let him be a maid again." Then I described the characteristics of the restaurant maid's outfit to Shirai in my ear, "Remember to have a short skirt version, plus a pair of cat ears." ”

Shirai stroked his chest and saluted and left.

Ya Rulan looked horrified.

"My boss, you can only wear the maid costume in the future."

Ya Rulan faintly burst into tears when she heard this, and said in a dumb voice: "You are too much......

I immediately called Shirai back and added red panties.

"Also, use me as a fulcrum to do a pole dance."

Ya Rulan immediately bit her lip and shook her head and said, "No! ”

Well, this is the first time that my order has been rejected head-on, isn't the order omnipotent?

"And what are you going to do?"

Ya Rulan gritted her teeth and said, "If it weren't for you, I would conquer the whole world step by step!" Start with the Empire first! ”

"Do you have a hole in your brain, why do you want to conquer the world?"

"Because I'm happy."

"Honestly, it's an order."

"Because I hate the world, I hate fate, I hate this damn female teacher, I hate everyone! Originally, I was just an ordinary high school girl, and suddenly I was going to become a slime monster with no eyes, eating grass, eating bugs, eating rotting corpses, being threatened with poisoning, being brutally trained, and being booked as a living sacrifice. I want not only to conquer the world, but to destroy everything! ”

Is there pity for the hateful? You already belong to the revenge society.

But I don't believe it, just such a little girl can conquer the world, so what should I do with my role?

Based on the mood of mockery, I added two more commands:

"Destroy the world, right? Go for it! I paused, and added, "Also, I heard that there is an empire in the distance, go to assassinate the emperor, and bring his head back to me." ”

She made a disdainful sound from her nose, and then turned into a flying dragon again and spiraled upward: "Okay, you wait for me!" ”

"I'll wait for you here with the maid outfit, and I'll be back as soon as possible!"

I watched her fly away, her figure disappearing into the sky, and nodded in satisfaction.

…… My last two commands were a joke, she should be able to hear it, right? Hawkers, no matter, if you can't beat it, you'll naturally escape back.

The town is bustling with people now, a far cry from when I first arrived, and it seems that there are far more than four or five hundred new townsmen I have recruited with Goldfinger. The town square is spreading the word about how good the Cult of the Invincible God is, but if I don't go out myself, they're afraid they won't be able to catch many new believers.

Despite the fact that the town was thriving, I was not satisfied. It's too slow.

I went to the mayor, who was busy training new recruits, and I couldn't even say a word.

I went to find Reverse Tiancheng again, and he had already personally led people out to raise supplies.

Why is it so hard to squeeze two more tasks?

When I was bored, I had to go to Shirai Teru to pass the time, and in the church, I overheard someone talking about a guy named "Xiaoah" who was caught stealing, but because he was my direct disciple, no one dared to punish him, and he was distressed.

Whatever, this kind of thing doesn't matter, he just lives.

I found Teru Shirai, but was stopped by a believer in front of the door of a room.

"Don't you know who I am?"

Before the words fell, the two believers knelt down with a bang: "Your Majesty, please forgive your sins!" It was the bishop's order, even if you came, you could not enter! ”

There is something strange.

"What is she doing in there?"

"Yes, Lord Bishop is using the resurrection ritual, and he needs to be highly focused and not to be disturbed!" The believer who answered didn't even dare to raise his head, "She also said that every believer who died was personally trained by you, and it was a precious property under the crown, and no one could be lost!" ”

By the way, it seems that a few believers were indeed sacrificed when I did the side quest of the four villages just now.

"What happens if you get disturbed?"

"This ...... The subordinates did not know that no one dared to disturb the bishop's ceremony! ”

"Can't we come back to life later?"

"His Majesty, the Bishop did say that the earlier the resurrection ceremony, the higher the success rate!"

It's better to ask yourself than hearsay.

I just wanted to push the door in, but I hesitated, what if I broke in and she went crazy?

Seeing that I hesitated, the believer continued: "Your Excellency, the Bishop has prepared a bedroom and dinner for you, and has arranged for those to serve you!" ”

Serve me, whom?

The believers clapped their hands, and immediately four women appeared, one uglier than the other. Bai Jinghui, this is Sima Zhao's heart!

I was so frightened that I left and went straight to the repair room.

Passing by a less crowded place, he was suddenly pulled into a corner by a cat who wrote poetry, turned on his stealth, took off his mask, and worked hard.

I cried again.

She's cool again.

She was gone again.

When I entered the repair room, the first thing Moon Puppet said to me was, "Hey, baby, why are you crying?" ”

Because I hated myself for giving a stupid order, and I was reluctant to cancel it.

Moon puppet fool began to make me tea, hand me towels, and prepare dinner, but it was rare that it was no longer kebabs but bread and vegetables, and none of them had a toxic effect.

It tastes good.

In between meals, I felt a sense of relief.

Recall that since coming to the other world, the people I have encountered are either paranoid or perverted, and only the moon puppet foolish personality is close to a normal person. At least she wouldn't have disemboweled, devoured live cows, or slit my throat with a knife.

I suddenly noticed that the moon puppet had put down his knife and fork at some point, and looked at me with his hands on his cheeks, and his face was still full of smiles.

"What's wrong? Do I have something on my face? ”

"Nope." She looked very happy, "Just feel like you're finally back, it's good." ”

One sentence that made me speechless.

"Oh yes, Thor!" I began to change the subject, "Why does that guy from Thor hate me so much, and he insists that Yarulan is the reincarnation of the Light King, as if he can foresee the future." ”

"He is."

"What is it?"

"He can see the future, I guess." Moon puppet smiled foolishly and put the fried egg on my plate, "I turned out to be a professional assassin, and the observation and analysis of the target and the intelligence gathering are crucial, and that determines the success rate of the assassination. While there is no evidence, I think Thorr has some kind of unstable ability to foresee, and most things can be grasped in advance. ”

"Except for what?"

Moon puppet fool pointed at me with a fork and smiled, "Like you." I came here incognito to pretend to be a repairman, and at that time only the god of Juehuang Station knew my true identity, but Thor's invitation to join Bobei Town as soon as they met me was very sincere. Is it really because you fancy my half-baked mechanical skills? But he is always caught off guard when he encounters something about you. ”

I looked at her with a little surprise: "You...... Can you guess from this little bit of information? ”

Moon puppet fool nodded.

"So......" I said stuck in my throat for a long time before spitting out, "what kind of person do you think I am?" ”

"Good guys." After a categorical answer, she continued, "But you're not from the Empire at all, you're from another world, right? ”

In a word, where did I show my stuffing?

Do you want to kill people? Can I beat it?

Yue Puppet Yu stood up and served me a bowl of soup: "You're not good at lying, your expression is too easy to guess." Drink it, it's not poisonous. ”

I felt so embarrassed and wanted to look in the mirror and see what my expression was now.

"Don't think too much about it, it's nothing, you're not the only one, you should have known." Moon puppet fool showed a gentle smile, "Shirai Hui, she knows spells, of course." It's not a secret in town. ”

"Who else?"

"Nao, but this is a big secret, and you can't tell anyone, including your daughter."

Who Nao is, so familiar.

Please allow me to retract the foreword. What do you say that the moon puppet fool is the only one of the most normal people, this heart is like a mirror and is more terrifying than Shirai Hui.

"By the way, speaking of daughters...... What about the F91? ”

Moon Doll shrugged and began to clean up the dishes: "You say, you're taking care of those friends you brought." ”

Friend? What friends?

"By the way, I'll go out at night tonight to look for the red crisp hand, and you can take care of your daughter during this time."

"Oh." I agreed, still wondering what kind of friend it was.

"Don't go to someone else's house to sleep and leave your daughter here alone, she's still young, you have to sleep with her at night......" Suddenly, Moon Puppet Fool raised his voice, "But you must not do anything." ”

"Oh." What can I do to a robot, strange instructions.

Moon Puppet Fool seemed satisfied, and led me to the underground training ground. When I went downstairs, I saw seven robots standing there, seemingly chatting with Guardian F91.

They're all the same model, about the same height as the F91, and they're metal skeletons. I can't say exactly, but I always feel that they are not as advanced as the F91.

"Dad, thank you for bringing new friends to Little 91~" F91 said as he threw himself into my arms.

Could it be those mechanical kidnappers from Shugen Village?

I was so anxious that I ordered the mission without even looking at it, and now I guess I asked to hide these guys.

The seven robots bowed neatly and said, "Master! ”

Corrections, presumably I also rebooted their system.

"We disguised ourselves all the way without anyone noticing, and we arrived at the hostess without any problems, and your instructions have been completed."

corrected, and I also instructed them to hide their eyes.

"We're just entering the code of conduct issued by Little Master Guardian F91."

Correction, I also gave F91 a captaincy.

What's going on? One robot is enough, and now you can make two tables of mahjong.

I cast a pleading look at the moon puppet, who spread his hands and said, "I'll be out of town in a moment, and I can't take care of them for you." While I'm not averse to robots, I prefer to be born on my own rather than adopt. ”

"I'm not available!"

"I have a couple of suggestions. First, take them to the secret base of the water tree to install cloning tissue, and they will naturally blend in with the crowd to take care of themselves in the future; 2. Destroy them, I've warned you many times, and being caught hiding robots will turn you hostile to almost all of humanity. ”

…… Nothing? What about choosing one of the four that you said?

The moon puppet smiled foolishly: "Or third, you don't do anything and take care of them in the repair room every day, I like this." ”

Never!

A, disguise them as humans

B, complete destruction