Chapter Fifty-Eight: Paralysis, Masturbation Can Flash to the Waist, Is My Special Masturbation Posture Wrong?

"It's okay, I've been hungry for many days, Brother Biao invites you to eat!" Wu Biao said very generously.

"That ......" Usopp looked frightened and shook his head again and again: "Actually...... We're not hungry yet. ”

Chopper also quickly chimed in: "Yes, yes." I can bear it any longer. ”

"You're welcome." Brother Biao ignored their persuasion and said, "I will invite you to eat a piece later, and the rest is all mine!" As he spoke, he staggered to his feet and looked for a knife......

"Only when I have enough to eat can I go down to the sea to catch sea beasts, so that we will not starve to death."

"......" Straw Hats.

Sanji frowned: "The joke is enough!" ”

"I'm going to starve to death, so I don't have the time to joke with you." Wu Biao pouted: "Wait a minute, I want you to help, even if it's eating human flesh, I hope you can help me process it." ”

The corners of everyone's mouths twitched, and at the same time, they took a few steps back.

After confirming it again and again, they found out that this product was real, real...... Seriously!!

"Warning, this is not a joke, this is not a joke, this navy is really going to eat pirates, the cannibal navy is so scary; Again, this is not a joke...... "Usopp scurried around the cabin like a headless fly."

"Wait a minute, I'll chop off one of my arms, curl my eyebrows, and tell you how to do it!" Wu Biao looked at Sanji expectantly, and ate the previous meat skewers, he believed in the cooking skills of this curly eyebrow!

The chef is always the person Biao Ge admires the most.

Everyone was stunned, Usopp stiffened, and turned his head like a robot: "You... You've just ...... What did you just say? ”

"I said chop off one of my arms, how can it be delicious." Wu Biao rolled his eyes, and then said in a very seductive tone: "You also help me think about it, and invite you all to eat a piece when the time comes." ”

"......" The eyes of everyone looking at Wu Biao have changed from fear to ...... Look at the eyes of the psycho.

"Anyway, I'm resilient, just one arm, and it won't be long before I recover." Brother Biao's expression of being too fuss made everyone twitch.

Luffy's eyes lit up, his left hand spread out, and his right hand clenched into a fist, with an excited face: "It turns out that it can be like this." ”

Click!

The three days of the weather stick were assembled, and Nami instantly knocked Luffy on the head with the long stick in her hand, "Don't you put on an expression of 'I've learned a lot of knowledge'!! ”

Robin directly took out a notebook, and then wrote a line on it with a pen: I think I may have encountered a mysterious race, this race has great resilience, can breathe fire, can swim, and the most terrifying thing is ...... This mysterious race is forever starving, self-produced and sold, and is perfectly capable of surviving by eating its own flesh.

Usopp stepped forward to take a look, and the corners of his mouth immediately twitched: "Robin, don't you use a serious expression to record an extremely terrifying black history, okay?" This will mislead future generations. ”

"No, this gentleman definitely belongs to a special race." Robin was serious.

"......" Usopp was speechless, although he didn't want to say so, but he felt inexplicable...... Robin's words make sense.

"Human flesh?" Zoro, who had been leaning on the side and didn't speak, raised his head, touched his chin and said with interest, "I don't know what it tastes like to eat with wine." ”

"It's over, there's no place for us and other humans on this ship, Chopper!!" Usopp hugged Chopper in horror.

Chopper nodded at first, and then said with a look of ecstasy: "Ah, I'm not human. ”

“……”

"Could it be...... Have you never had a fantasy like this? This is human flesh, who will invite you to eat it but me! Brother Biao said extremely terrifying words with a proud face.

If these words were put in a ghost story, they would probably ...... There is no sense of disobedience.

"How could there be, bastard!!" Sanji couldn't wait to throw the cargo straight off the ship.

"That's right, I'm not expecting it, absolutely not." Luffy roared.

Bang!

Nami, Sanji, and Usopp mixed attacks, directly knocking Luffy Hammer to the ground: "Before you say this, please wipe your saliva clean!" ”

"I'm not interested in your ingredients at all, we still have a lot of food on our ship, it's enough to sustain you!" The mountain rule is vicious.

Wu Biao was stunned for a moment, then turned his head and looked at Shanzhi with an angry face: "Then you didn't say it earlier, it hurts to cut off an arm, hurry up and do it!" ”

“…… Please, you feel a little bit of a guest, okay? And you're in the navy, don't you think it's weird to ask pirates for food? ”

"Why?" Wu Biao looked puzzled.

Sanji was stunned, and then shook his head silently: "It's nothing ......"

"Ah...... So there's food......" Luffy read.

Everyone was speechless, why did they feel that Luffy's tone was full of strong disappointment!

……

Ten minutes later, a whole octopus of nearly ten meters was turned into a plate of octopus rings by Sanji and brought up, and as soon as it was placed on the table, Luffy and Wu Biao pounced like hungry wolves.

Seeing this, Sanji said proudly: "Even if you can eat, can you still have our captain to eat?" That's enough for all of us. And the food in the storage compartment is completely enough to eat on the next island. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, his expression changed, and he twisted his body to Nami and Robin in an extremely flattering manner: "Miss Nami, Miss Robin, your knight Sanji has specially prepared a delicious drink for you, and I will go and bring it to you." ”

"Stinky cook, where's the wine?" Zoro also stood up and prepared to go to the table.

"Bastard green algae, go get it yourself in the kitchen." Diametrically opposite attitudes.

Sauron didn't care, and turned around to head to the kitchen, but then he was on his feet......

"Uh......" Usopp and Chopper on the table had stiff hands in mid-air.

Nami Robin looked horrified.

"What's wrong?" This scene made Sanji's face full of doubts, and he turned his head in confusion. When he saw the scene at the table behind him, his jaw hit the ground directly.

I saw that the dozens of plates he had placed on the dining table a minute ago were stacked neatly on top of each other, as for the squid rings...... It's gone.

No, I should say that there is one more plate left.

It was in Luffy's hand, who was stunned......

"Xiang, that's amazing!!" Wu Biao swallowed the squid ring in his mouth and gave a thumbs up to Sanji: "God Chef, you are too powerful, too admirable, but ...... I'm not full, I'm making a few hundred plates! ”

Mumble!

Everyone subconsciously swallowed their saliva, and the corners of Shanzhi's mouth twitched slightly and looked at Wu Biao, why didn't he feel the slightest joy when he praised his cooking skills so sincerely?

"I understand, an admiral is an admiral, and this is called a soldier who does not fight without a fight. What a conspiracy, so vicious, so vicious!! Usopp looked horrified: "He definitely left this man behind on purpose, so that he could eat all of our food and then starve us all to death on this sea." ”

Robin, Nami nodded in agreement.

"Don't be stunned, hurry up and do it, just two points full!" Brother Biao urged: "Don't be afraid, Brother Biao is rich, and how much he eats will not cost you." ”

Rich?

Not bad for money?

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then they all turned their eyes to Nami and said secretly...... Really!

I saw that Nami, who was still angry before, had already put on a charming smile, and there was a faint golden glow in her eyes, which was extremely dazzling: "This naval uncle, are you very rich?" ”

"Hmm...... I don't know, but I've never been short of money! Wu Biao said, what he said was true, when he was in Kuza Town, he had a super super rich master, and the money was spent casually.

In the words of Ichigo Kurosaki: "Brother Biao's master has nothing but money, including brains!" ”

And when he arrived at the Navy Headquarters, he ate whatever he wanted, annihilated a group of pirates at will, and spent the captured money at will......

"Sanji!!" The light of Bailey in Nami's eyes has broken through the sky: "Hurry up and have good wine and good food, and serve this uncle with big fish and meat!" ”

"......" Straw Hats.

"Uncle Navy, look ......" Nami stepped forward, her eyes narrowed into a slit: "Do you want to pay some deposit first?" ”

"That's not a problem." Brother Biao waved his hand indifferently: "What about you navigators?" Let him change the course and go to the Navy Headquarters, and how much money you will ask for when you go to the place, I will give you how much money. ”

"Uh-huh, that's going to change, let's go get it... Money ......"

Nami subconsciously agreed, but instead reflected, "What? Navy headquarters, are you playing tricks on the old lady? Nami suddenly exploded, and even her fear of Wu Biao's strength was lingering in her mind.

The beautiful smiling face completely changed its appearance, extremely cold, and at the same time said in an extremely resentful tone: "Sanji, don't do it, throw all the ingredients in the storage room into the sea for me, I will die with him and starve to death together!" ”

"......" the crowd.

"Hey, Miss Nami, your knight Sanji is going to do it!" Sanji said as he twisted his waist and ran in circles towards the storeroom.

Robin is such a calm girl, her face can't help but darken, and her hands are crossed in front of her chest: "Six rounds of flowers, slap combo!" ”

Bang Bang Bang ......

A series of slaps rang out, and Sanji's face instantly swollen.

When everything stopped, the arms turned into petals and dissipated, and Sanji's swollen face ...... Full of intoxication: "Ahh......h Die without regrets! ”

Thump!

He fell straight down......

"Wow, you're so good at eating!" Luffy looked shocked.

Everyone was speechless, and you reacted!

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