Chapter 57: If you can't eat a tanuki, then eat human flesh.
"Wow, it's amazing, such a serious injury has recovered."
"It's true, but he's really weird, he can use flames like Luffy's brother, but he can swim, can someone with Devil Fruit ability also swim?"
"No, the ability of the Devil Fruit can't swim, it should be that this Mr. Navy has a special physique."
"Miss Robin's point makes so much sense!"
"Get out of here, Echo Bug!"
"Green algae, do you want to die?"
“……”
Listening to the quarrel in his ears and the sound of the fight that followed, Wu Biao frowned again and again, and finally sat up from the bed suddenly: "Ya, let people not sleep, all of them will be killed!" ”
The entire cabin suddenly fell silent, and everyone turned their eyes to Wu Biao.
"Huh?" Wu Biao blinked: "Who are you?" ”
"Hey, it's only been a long time." Except for Luffy, they all spoke in unison.
"Ah, I remember, it's you!"
Wu Biao's face was abrupt, then he looked left and right, stood up directly from the bed and moved his body, then glanced at everyone in the room, and said with a very serious expression: "I...... Hungry. ”
"......" the crowd.
"Hey, isn't the normal reaction to ask where this is and then where you're going?" Nami rubbed her forehead with a look of helplessness.
"Ask those for what, anyway, I'm hungry, you roll your eyebrows and cook quickly, now I can eat a sea beast!!"
"Hahaha, you're so interesting." Luffy laughed, then turned his head to look at Sanji on the side: "Sanji, I'm hungry too, and I'm going to eat a sea beast too." ”
Wu Biao glared, looked at Luffy and said, "Then I'm going to eat a sea king beast." ”
"I eat two!"
"I'll eat ten."
“……”
Shan Zhi's head directly burst into green tendons: "You two are enough." ”
Wu Biao stopped arguing with Luffy, looked at Sanji and said, "What?" Can't you even eat, you who are already poor? ”
"Huh? Sanji, we don't have any food on the ship? Luffy was shocked and looked at Sanji in a cold sweat.
"......" Sanji was speechless.
Why is their captain this kind of cargo?
"Hey, Navy... You...... After eating, it won't be trying to arrest us, right? Usopp, who was hiding in the door of the cabin, said in a trembling voice, and Chopper next to him also nodded in horror.
"Arrest you?" Wu Biao tilted his head, with a deep groan on his face, this expression made the entire cabin silent, after all, if you look at the combat power of this person and the admiral in battle, they may not be his opponents together.
"Not interested." Wu Biao shook his head: "And I told the old card head that I wouldn't beat him." As he spoke, Wu Biao directly raised his hand and pointed at Luffy.
"Old card?"
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then they all looked at Luffy on the side with a strange expression.
Luffy blinked in confusion.
Gollum......
The deafening sound came from Wu Biao's stomach, which made the Straw Hats come back to their senses, but they found that the face of the navy in front of them suddenly turned pale, and this scene made everyone's faces become a little confused.
"It doesn't matter anymore!" Wu Biao said weakly, the whole person sat directly on the bed, and forcibly used the double Guanyin fist, now his hunger value has reached the peak, it can be said that if he does not replenish food, he is really not far from being starved to death.
"Do you have anything to eat here, if not......
Brother Biao's words suddenly paused, locked his green gaze on the door of the cabin, and saliva flowed down the corners of his mouth: "Hahaha, isn't there food, I didn't expect you to raise a living creature, what is this little thing?" Horned tanuki? Forget it, just bake it! ”
Chopper was suddenly angry, and subconsciously retorted: "I'm a reindeer, so no... Be...... Miscellaneous... What... Ahh ”
"Chopper is my partner, he doesn't eat!" Luffy roared angrily, and then said very confidently, "You are so evil that you want to eat Chopper." ”
"......" The corners of Chopper's mouth twitched slightly, and he didn't know who it was, and he was ready to eat the first time he saw him!
"You're not qualified to talk about anyone else." Nami spoke directly to Chopper's heart.
Wu Biao glanced at Luffy, and then at Chopper who looked frightened, his face was full of reluctance: "But I'm dying of hunger, and I don't have the strength to go down to the sea to grab something to eat." ”
As if echoing Wu Biao's words, his stomach made a 'gurgling' sound at the right time, which was very loud, as if someone was playing a drum in his stomach, which made Wu Biao's face appear in pain, and his face became more and more pale.
"You...... You okay? Seeing this, Chopper stepped forward with some hesitation.
Wu Biao looked at Chopper faintly: "It's a pity, I've never tasted what a tanuki tastes like." ”
"Hey!!" Chopper changed his form and became a tall, furry savage: "I'm a reindeer, not a tanuki." ”
"I've never eaten reindeer."
"......" Chopper.
Sanji looked at Wu Biao's stomach and frowned, as a chef, he could clearly hear that this voice was wrong. But after only a day in a coma, how could this man be so hungry.
Shaking his head, Sanji said, "Wait, eat ......" He originally wanted to say that we still have food, but Wu Biao didn't give him a chance to finish, and directly interrupted.
"Since tanuki can't eat it!" Wu Biao said with a hideous face: "Then you can only eat human flesh, first take a bottom to recover some strength, and go to the sea to catch sea beasts and come back to eat." ”
As soon as these words came out, the Straw Hats stepped back a few points. looked at Brother Biao with a nervous face.
"That's right, tanuki can't eat it." Chopper was so happy that he forgot to refute that he wasn't a tanuki, that this man was finally not going to eat himself, and that he had saved us before, so it was good at first glance... Person......
Wait, eating human flesh?
"Ahhhh
"It's over, it's definitely over." Usopp looked desperate: "This navy turned out to be a cannibal, it's so terrible, we are all going to be eaten, it's all up to you Luffy, why do you want to bring him to the ship!" ”
"Human flesh? Is it tasty? Luffy asked with a cute look at Wu Biao.
Wu Biao shook his head directly: "I don't know, I haven't had a chance to eat it yet, but I heard that it's similar to beef." ”
"Beef...... Luffy's saliva suddenly flowed, "That must be delicious." ”
"Bring me a knife, and I'll treat you to it later."
"Well, I'll go get it."
Bang!
Nami's punch and Sanji's kick hit Luffy's head at the same time, roaring in unison, "Don't involve me in such a dangerous conversation!" ”
Robin looked at Wu Biao very strangely, and for the first time in his heart, his impression of the navy had changed, and it turned out that ...... There are also strange things in the navy.
"Luffy, you stupid, he obviously wants to eat you." Nami couldn't help but panic, because looking at the appearance of this navy, it didn't look like a joke at all.
"Huh? Are you going to eat me? ”
"Do you mind?" Wu Biao asked with a serious face.
"......" everyone was speechless, and what made them speechless the most was ...... The captain of his own ship was still thinking at this time, full of struggle, and finally gritted his teeth fiercely: "No, I mind." ”
"Hey, do you need to hesitate for so long for this kind of thing?" Nami and Usopp opened their mouths and roared.
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