"When I first started broadcasting today, I already said: The Funnyfish Live platform has cleared all my gift rewards. I haven't caught a penny now, including those gifts after the live broadcast of Teasing Fish returned to normal. I also said that I don't mean anything about the money, and anyone who has just entered my live broadcast room has heard these words once. ”

Yu Xian sighed softly, and said very bitterly: "To put it bluntly......" Yu Xian glanced at the number of followers below the live broadcast room, "Do you think that my more than 20,000 followers are an eyesore, right?" ”

"Again, I'm not a hacker, I'm just a new anchor, a new anchor like a salted fish. Indeed, last night, one-fifth of the live broadcast room suddenly became my live broadcast room, and the direct beneficiary was me. However, if I have the ability to plunder other people's live broadcast rooms, why only take one-fifth? What about live streaming rooms instead of all of them? Take a step back and think about it, if I really used this malicious means, why didn't Funnyfish Live ban my live broadcast room and my account? Could it be that Funnyfish Live will condone a hacker who hacked their system, and the live broadcast also advertises his superb technology, mocking the incompetence of Funnyfish Live, but there is no intention to stop me? ”

Yu Xian's words are well-founded and reasonable, and there are also places that can be deduced.

The trolls in Brother Salted Fish's talk room choked up, and they didn't know what to do for a while.

Seeing that the atmosphere in the live broadcast room changed again, Yaowuyang's ashes, who launched this wave of attacks, suddenly felt that he couldn't hold his face.

This time, after seeing the old king next door come over to erase the results of Brother Salted Fish's mouth just now, he rose up again, is he going to be killed by Brother Salted Fish's mouth again?

It's only been a few minutes, and I've eaten Karma twice in a row?

Definitely not!

Yaowu Yang's ashes sent a high-level barrage: "No matter how you argue, this matter has damaged our interests and you are the only one who has benefited!" This is an indisputable fact! ”

Yu Xian saw that Yaowu Yang's ashes were clearly unable to find the words and began to forcibly detain the pot to himself, and after a moment of silence, the seriousness on his face gradually dissipated, replaced by a face that showed sincere remorse.

"This friend named 'Yaowuyang ashes' is right, alas, I have to admit that if it weren't for this accidental incident, I wouldn't have so many fans and sailors who subscribe now."

"I'm going? Salted Fish Brother changed sex? ”

"Yikes! Salted fish, you don't seem to have this attitude just now...... What's the situation? ”

"I have a vague feeling that something is wrong."

……

"Brother Xian in society, people don't talk much, ahh I hope this song will make the streamers who still have a grudge against me change their opinion of me. ”

"This ...... Brother Salted Fish has really changed his painting style? ”

"Shhhh

"What are you shhh

……

When the sailors in Brother Salted Fish's talk room were a little puzzled by Yu Xian's thoughts, the Salted Fish Mansion was surprisingly unified.

"Sit back and wait for Brother Salted Fish to scold the anchors!"

"Haha, here it is again, the classic routine of Brother Salted Fish! Last time, I quietly watched the old Wang next door pretending to be forced and the last time I wrote a poem and scolded him, I couldn't be more cool, looking forward to this wave! ”

"High energy ahead!"

"Warning! Warn! Brother Salted Fish is going to pretend to be forced again, please evacuate the scene in time for non-combatants! ”

……

Salted Fish Brother Talk Room.

Yu Xian silently clicked on the musical accompaniment and pointed the microphone at his mouth.

After a crisp string pluck, Yu Xian opened his mouth and sighed: "Ah......hhhh

"This ...... It seems that the rhythm of reparation is really going to be reparated? ”

"Shhh

"This is clearly a sigh -?"

A second ago, I was still wondering if Brother Salted Fish was really going to apologize this time, but in the blink of an eye, after less than half a breath, Yu Xian's lyrics almost didn't force everyone watching the live broadcast to vomit blood:

"Cool Cool Cool Cool!"

——

"I'm grinning!"

"Poof—"

"I knew that...... Brother Salted Fish usually says this kind of thing, it must not be a good thing! ”

……

The live broadcast room has exploded and become a mess, but Yu Xian doesn't care about this errand, he said that he would sing a song, and he must finish singing! Even if it is a salted fish, it has to be a salted fish that does what it says and dares to be!

"Hay-yo-oh-oh"

"Hay-yo-oh-oh"

"Hay-yo-oh-oh"

"Let's go, you're whoa, oh oh"

"It's just this feel"

……

Beginning with a chorus, followed by a series of strong and mixed electronic sounds, which completely attracted the audience in an instant, and the barrage in the live broadcast room suddenly fell silent.

"The sky is so bright, and the earth is so wide"

"Love is so rippling, heart is so wavering"

"The song is so melodious, the song is so crazy"

"It's fun to watch anything, I'm just cool today!"

"Hay-yo-oh-oh"

……

The simple and crude main theme and easy-to-understand lyrics with northern emphasis pierced the hearts of the audience, and in less than two minutes, most of the listeners were brainwashed by the song.

Yaowu Yang's columbarium.

Yao Wuyang listened to the song sung by Yu Xian, and he gritted his teeth and muttered: "This stinky salted fish...... It's ironic...... Not? ”

Suddenly, Yaowuyang's ashes found that he unconsciously shook his legs to the melody of the song, and the anger in his heart disappeared quickly, and there was an inexplicable extra refreshment!

"? ? ”

Yaowuyang's ashes are hard to believe, he is ridiculed, and he unconsciously retreats, and he feels very cool!

"Who the hell is this demon?!"

Actually, he's not alone.

Most of the other anchors who followed the trend and scolded were also beating the rhythm at this time, but some realized what they were doing, and some were still immersed in anger towards Brother Salted Fish.

"Made, what a singing!"

"Damn! Report it! Blatantly mocking the masses! ”

"Cool and shuang, you big-headed ghost!"

……

Although most of the rolling barrages in the live broadcast room are scolding, they are almost all very tough in their mouths and honest in their bodies.

"Five words from the sky"

"That's not a problem"

"It's a matter of annoyance for a while"

"It'll be over in a moment!"

……

"Huh!"

Just as Yu Xian was singing hard and singing hotly, the picture in Brother Salted Fish's talk room instantly turned into a black screen.

And on Yu Xian's side, this is an extra line of white words on a black background:

"According to relevant regulations, your live broadcast room's 'Salted Fish Brother Talk Room' has been banned."