Chapter 59: The anchors smashed the field
Yu Xian's words come from the words of a man named Zhou Guoping in the world in his previous life, the original sentence is: The lowest state of life is ordinary, followed by the extraordinary, and the highest is the ordinary who returns to the basics.
Yu Xian gave ordinary people the concept of salted fish, and then modified the original sentence with "salted fish", which is unexpectedly very applicable, and can even be said to be more vivid and interesting than the original sentence.
"We are all salted fish, we do what we can do, we make a sound that we can make, there is a point of heat, a point of light. It is precisely because of our ordinary salted fish in the world that the world has become gorgeous and colorful. ”
The number of barrages in the live broadcast room suddenly changed from a sharp decrease to a sharp increase, just because these words Yu Xian said not only involved everyone who watched the live broadcast in the "Salted Fish Brother Talk Room", but also made them unconsciously bring them into it.
I have to admit that there is no dog in the world, only the mouth cannon is not broken!
Whether it is novels, anime, film and television, or reality, the mouth cannon has an immeasurable power.
In this world that lacks all kinds of stalks, Yu Xian can easily invoke the ability of Wenmo in his previous life, which is simply a super BUG-like existence.
After Yu Xian's sensational mouth cannon, the barrage atmosphere in Brother Salted Fish's talk room has changed.
"That's a great point! I'm a fan of Brother Salted Fish now, and no one can stop me! ”
"From today on, I am a salted fish who follows Brother Salted Fish!"
"Life is a salty master, and death is also a fish male!"
"Brother Salted Fish, for thousands of years, dominate the country!"
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When the people who came from Salted Fish Mansion by Yu Xian Anli saw this situation, they took the opportunity to brush up the group number of Salted Fish Mansion.
"Where are the salted fish house brothers? Brush up our group number! ”
"Salted Fish Mansion Group Number: Four Nine Five Two Hundred Five Seven Nine Four! Welcome to join the Salted Fish family! ”
"Salted Fish Mansion Group Number: Four Nine Five Two Hundred Five Seven Nine Four! Welcome to join the Salted Fish family! ”
"Salted Fish Mansion Group Number: Four Nine Five Two Hundred Five Seven Nine Four! Welcome to join the Salted Fish family! ”
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Next door Lao Wang entered the live broadcast room.
Just when Brother Salted Fish's talk room was peaceful and the atmosphere was just right, this news appeared, and many people instantly rattled.
Who is the old king next door?
He is the well-known No. 1 tyrant in the live broadcast of Funny Fish, no, to be precise, the No. 1 perverted tyrant. In the entire live broadcast of amusing fish, there is only one person who is famous for flirting with female anchors.
Moreover, most of the people in the live broadcast room at this time know that Brother Salted Fish just finished singing and scolding the old man next door last night. Last night, it was said that the old king next door was forcibly brought in because of a system failure, which makes sense, but today is different, this time it must be the old king next door who recognized Brother Salted Fish before entering the live broadcast room.
"The prince is mighty! Kneel down to the prince! ”
"Lord Wang, did you come to the live broadcast room of Brother Salted Fish to solve last night's incident?"
"Sit back and wait for the prince to unleash his divine might."
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The old king next door came in, and the wind direction of the entire live broadcast room changed again in an instant, and those sailors who had just followed Brother Salted Fish now immediately changed their tunes and knelt to lick the old king next door.
There's no way around it, after all, this is the law of nature - if you have money, kneel for your uncle!
The old man next door Wang rewarded Brother Salted Fish with a funny fish rocket and said: "Brother Salted Fish, don't come to harm?" ”
Yu Xian looked at the scrolling barrage on the screen and smiled helplessly, and waved his hand without saying a word.
He couldn't figure out what kind of medicine was sold in Lao Wang's gourd next door, not to mention that he tore up 500 yuan as a note and sent a barrage that I don't know whether it was praise or derogation or sarcasm, and his title for Yu Xian was also slightly changed from the previous "salted fish" to "salted fish brother".
"The prince's aura is strong, and he will suppress Brother Salted Fish as soon as he comes!"
"Haha, yes, yes, Brother Salted Fish just said how wonderful it was, but unfortunately, as soon as the prince arrived, Brother Salted Fish immediately didn't dare to bubble!"
"Salted fish, aren't you very good at talking? Can you sing too? Come on, come on for a while, what's wrong? Can't you coax? ”
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The atmosphere in the live broadcast room has changed more and more drasticly, from the crowd of water friends applauding and praising Brother Salted Fish, to kneeling at the feet of the old king next door, and now they are turning their heads and turning their heads, pointing the topic directly at Yu Xian, and pushing Yu Xian to the cusp.
What is the cusp?
If you don't stand firm, you won't look like a man. However, as long as you hold steady, you will soar into the sky in minutes and stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun.
Yu Xian naturally understood this truth, and slowly had a countermeasure to deal with such a scene in his mind.
However, the sky is not as good as the people, and before Yu Xian could open his mouth to fight back, something happened again halfway.
Yaowuyang's ashes sent a high-level barrage: "Stinky salted fish!" Don't think you're on fire, forget about last night when you're famous! You kid became popular by hacking the server, what qualifications do you have to talk and laugh here in Funnyfish Live? ”
Yaowuyang's ashes are one of the live broadcasts where Yu Xian plundered his luck last night because of [Sui Fa Qi Luck], he can't be said to be well-known on the Funny Fish live broadcast platform, but he can be regarded as a little famous, at least tens of thousands of people know his name.
After Yaowu Yang's ashes were coaxed together, the anchors of all sizes who had been struggling to find opportunities to anger Yu Xian in the live broadcast room finally couldn't sit still, and instantly covered the entire live broadcast room with a high-level barrage.
"Dirty hacker, give me back the gift and reward!"
"We're all salted fish? Phew! We're not like you, scumbag, get out of the calves, and hide in the corner if you like to play black. Made, these days, rats dare to swagger on the streets, what kind of world?! ”
"Huh! I've put up with you for a long time, do you think that if you sing a song and shout Mai once, you will be invincible in the live broadcast of teasing fish? Your brain is in a vacuum, huh? Why don't you go to heaven? ”
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On the one hand, there was the kneeling and licking army of Lao Wang next door, and on the other hand, there was the barrage abuse of the anchors, and Yu Xian felt a little tricky for a while.
It's okay for Lao Wang next door to say, after all, no matter how much ridicule there is, Yu Xian will not lose a single hair, but the anchors are different, if Yu Xian doesn't handle it properly, their fame will be stinky every minute, and the shortcut to fame of "live broadcast" will be yellow.
Speaking of the anchors, Yu Xian is also very helpless.
The culprit of this incident, [Sui Fa Qi Luck], was randomly triggered by the [Big Salted Fish System], which was not something that Yu Xian could control, and similarly, Yu Xian did not expect that "Plundering Qi Luck" was such a plundering method, which was really harmful to others and self-interest.
All in all, Yu Xian did not do it intentionally, but this incident is also related to Yu Xian.
"Ha, don't be in a hurry to scold first. I'll give you a rough account of what happened last night. Yu Xian thought for a while, and finally spoke.