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"Send me a hundred missions!"

The cat who wrote the poem was stunned and looked at me with a puzzled expression.

"Game mission, mission, you don't understand this?"

"Yes, yes, but ......," she shrugged in abandonment, "Forget it, once you have absolute power, anyone will become psychologically twisted." ”

I am a legitimate order, why is it distorted?

The phone came with a prompt sound, my heart is beautiful, just like picking a girl's little mushrooms!

Wow, great! There are more than a hundred:

"Infinite Quests: Cats' Way to Decompress

@写诗的猫自从来到这里一直很焦虑, help her decompress

@达成条件: Sing to her

@奖励: +2 opinion

@别唱情歌, there's a dagger in the back of you."

After reading it, I stared at her directly.

What a broken task, not only does the "meet conditions" have no oil and water, but they can't even brush their friendship points. She's not kidding me, is she?

I hesitated for a long time and decided to give it a try first.

Click the "Done" button.

She suddenly burst into laughter, leaned forward and closed, and Shirai Hui behind her also covered her mouth and chuckled. What's the situation, what did I just sing, is it out of tune?

I was just about to make sure that the cat who wrote the poem laughed breathlessly: "Excellent! It's superb! So I immediately didn't have the courage to ask.

Then came the second mission.

"Infinite Quests: Cats' Way to Decompress

@写诗的猫自从来到这里一直很焦虑, help her decompress

@达成条件: Dance to her

@奖励: +3 opinion

@从古至今猴子都喜欢用跳舞示爱"

"The cat who writes poetry, you did it on purpose, right?"

She asked innocently: "You asked me to send a mission, why am I still angry when I do it?" It's hard to serve. ”

I was speechless.

I don't believe these tasks will always be like this, it can't be!

I order.

The cat who wrote the poem suddenly fell to his knees, clutching his stomach, trembling violently all over, and repeatedly pounding the ground with his fists. Shirai Hui even covered his mouth and turned his head to laugh desperately. Oh, my God! What exactly did I dance?

"Don't laugh, what did I just dance?"

"Poof, don't talk, let me laugh for a while, no, I'm going to die."

I felt my face burn, and I wanted to kill.

Here comes a third task:

"Infinite Quests: Cats' Way to Decompress

@写诗的猫自从来到这里一直很焦虑, help her decompress

@达成条件: Squat down and spin three times and learn to bark

@奖励: +4 opinion

@这个要求似曾相识"

Her crescent-like eyes were full of laughter and anticipation.

I like to play, right, Lao Tzu and you are together.

I waved my hand: "Alright, next order." ”

She tried to put away her smile and listened intently.

"I command that you may, hereafter refuse to carry out my order, provided that the refusal of the order is in the interest of my whole."

"Okay."

After she replied indifferently, she folded her arms and stayed in place, as if her smile had not faded.

"Why aren't you leaving? The previous "follow me" is no longer valid, right? ”

"I'll naturally leave when you start making out, but not yet."

I couldn't help but feel confused. As the orders increase, they will one day conflict with each other, and whose standard will she use to judge? Mine, or hers?

This is a question worth investigating.

I thought about it for a moment, and then said: "I order you to guess whether I will let you follow my order before I am now thinking in my heart at this moment, and if you guess correctly, you can leave on your own, but I will not give the answer." ”

"Huh?" She raised her forehead and sighed, "Then how do I know if it's right in the end, you're all right?" ”

She couldn't do it, and it didn't seem to be judged by my standards. I'll have to be careful in this regard, maybe what she thinks is worth doing is different from my values, and if you don't do it, it will cause trouble.

Shirai tugged at the corner of my clothes.

"Oh, wait a minute." I'm having a good time, and the knee pillow or something has to be back.

Then there are two most important things: first, how mandatory this so-called "order" is, and second, how strict she will carry out the "order" when she accepts it.

I suddenly remembered the famous "Endless Loop" phenomenon.

"I order you not to obey my next order, and the next order is that I order you not to follow my next order in the future, and then continue."

As soon as the words fell, the cat who wrote the poem was stunned. After a while, she fell to her knees with all her strength: "I actually lost to such a deep well ice ......"

Forehead.

Well, at least it proves that she is not computer-controlled or has a very rigid thought circuit, and if it is an NPC, it will crash directly.

But if you scold me, you have to be severely punished!

"Let's jump off the building!"

She frowned, hesitated, and nodded.

Is that okay?

I said...... You're not really going to jump off a building, are you? ”

"So what, I have a level 5 light skill, and jumping from a height of four or five stories won't hurt at all."

You're ruthless.

For some reason, I always had a breath in my heart. Probably because she killed me once, unknowingly ranked third on the battlefield mission, silently scratched my neck with her fingers, and threw a knife at my feet, and most importantly, she seemed to be an old player, knew a lot, and always had a sense of confusion.

If you don't bully her and cry, you won't be reconciled.

Got it, great idea!

"I ordered you to me in the future!"

She looked at me in amazement, and I was embarrassed to see it. Did I just utter a very bad foul language?

After a few seconds, her face gradually turned red, her face was angry, she gritted her back molars, and squeezed out a sentence viciously: "You can ......"

This can also be done?

I suddenly felt a cold killing intent coming from behind me, and I felt that things were getting worse and worse. Let's do an experiment one last time and see if she will take it literally.

"Get out of here now."

"Hmph, you remember it for me!"

The cat who wrote the poem walked out of the room in a rage, and did not really curl up and "roll" out.

The room was quiet, and Shirai asked tentatively, "It's okay now, Your Majesty ......."

Yes, I generally understand how to use commands against defeated players.

My head was lightly rested on the knee pillow by Shirai's hands, and then I took a sip of red wine, leaned over and kissed it into my mouth, and the taste was impossibly sweet.

"So satisfied?"

She smiled quietly: "Yes, Your Majesty, being by your side is my greatest happiness." ”

She ruffled my hair and put me at ease.

If there really is a gentle country in this world, I have found it...

Soon, I fell asleep lying on Shirai's lap and dreamed that I was curled up in the arms of an angel.

My dream was woken up by an alarm clock, and I was extremely reluctant to get up and run to work at an Internet café. Although I have more than 100 younger brothers in the other world, in reality I am someone else's younger brother, working for a living.

A smoky internet café.

I didn't want to go to work for a few days after I got this mobile game. On one side is the Pope's crown, and on the other side, "the network management is coming", and the gap is so big.

"Webmaster, come on!"

I followed the shouting and looked, a beautiful young lady was calling me, and my mood suddenly improved a lot. I guess I don't know how to use a computer, maybe it's a technical difficulty, and it's my chance to install.

"Beauty, what's ......"

"Go, pour me a cup of coffee." She glanced at me hurriedly, then stared at the computer and said, "Don't get too hot." ”

I?

Why do I have to pour her coffee?

The front desk of this Internet café does sell instant coffee, and she also gave me money, but all the customers are picked up by themselves with paper cups, which is very convenient anyway, and the network administrator has never been responsible for this kind of thing. We're not waiters in restaurants!

But I put up with it anyway. Because once a customer complains, no matter who is justified in the end, it is still us who is unlucky - the manager is looking forward to finding an opportunity to deduct everyone's salary every day.

I held my breath and handed the coffee to the beautiful woman, who didn't even say thank you.

I was even angrier.

I deliberately bumped the back of her chair as I left.

"! Are you sick? ”

The beautiful woman suddenly jumped up, threw the headphones aside, and ranted hysterically at me. Her white undershirt was stained with coffee.

It's too bad, I didn't want to go this far.

She pointed at my nose and yelled, "What do you mean, apologize!" ”

It's you who should apologize. Moreover, if I really apologize, this matter will not be over, losing money, and complaints will follow, and I have seen a lot.

I pointed to her side and said, "That person touched you and yelled at me." ”

She shook her head to look to the side.

I'll go!

I was shocked to find that the guest next to her was two places away from her, how could he possibly run into her. This time I'm getting darker and darker.

Just when I was worrying about how to avoid this disaster, the beautiful woman in front of me suddenly grabbed her phone and threw it to the side!

"Cheap bitch, apologize to me!"

"Are you sick?" The two seats apart were also a woman, a little fat, and was suddenly thrown inexplicably, she stood up with her smashed arm, pushed the chair away, and rushed towards the beauty with a fierce momentum, and pushed her violently. Then, next to the fat woman, two more not-so-beautiful women, of the same age, also rushed over while scolding.

After a few words of scolding, they began to pull each other's hair, raise their high heels and kick them desperately.

The golden retriever boy who looked like a beautiful boyfriend rushed over from a distance, picked up the keyboard and began to smash it. There were people around who began to fight, but they were affected, and they actually participated in the brawl, and it became more and more intense.

I saw several people calling for help.

I was so frightened that I retreated.

What's the matter, why would that beauty believe my nonsense, no matter how you think about it, it's impossible for a guest to spill her coffee from two seats, right?

Just when I was confused, Brother Xiao ran over: "What's the matter, isn't this the area you are responsible for?" ”

"I ...... I don't know. ”

Brother Xiao glared at me: "What are you eating, haven't you seen how you fought?" Don't ask for this month's bonus! ”

That's absolutely not going to work!

I pointed to the young man who was new to me yesterday: "Brother Xiao, you misunderstood, I wasn't there just now, I temporarily let him stare at him for a while, you go and ask him." ”

Brother Xiao's eyes changed instantly, he rushed over, picked up the poor young man's collar and shouted, "What were you doing just now, how could something happen?" ”

"Let it go!"

"Speak quickly!"

", how old are you stepping on a horse!" The newcomer suddenly jumped up and kicked Brother Xiao to the ground, "Call you brother at work here, Lao Tzu is not doing it now, you are just a piece of Xiang!" ”

After that, the newcomers began to call people, and they had to call all the students who had just graduated, and the more people the better.

Before the phone was finished, Brother Xiao slashed his head with a chair, and a red snake immediately flowed down his forehead.

I was stunned.

An Internet café that was fine a few minutes ago suddenly turned into a brawl because I spilled a guest's coffee? Just kidding, right?

People kept running away, and some people shouted, "Don't fight, the police will be there soon!" It's just that no one stopped, but the person who went to persuade him just now also grabbed the ashtray.

It's all crazy!

I didn't want to be locked up in the police station with a strange phone, so I ran away.

I pulled out my phone and tapped repeatedly as I walked along the road to see if there was any strange information. I'm sure this spooky brawl must have something to do with this game!

I looked at the characters, skills, and equipment several times and didn't find anything strange, and before I knew it, I had arrived at my doorstep.

I don't understand, I don't understand it at all. It's just coffee, as for it becoming?

I saw the full-length mirror at home and it occurred to me that maybe I could scan myself.

I stood in front of the mirror and waited patiently for the scanned information to pop out word by word, which took far more than an hour.

"Player: Seven Nights Turbidity, Level 4 has no job

@体魄:6 (a little stronger than the average person)

@灵敏:5 (Normal)

@聪慧:8 (Pretty Smart)

@魔能:400 (unbelievably terrifying)

Features:

"Self-Exploding Tongue": The good thing is that all of your mouth cannon skills have a small bonus, and the bad thing is that you often talk without your brain, which causes trouble (only for yourself)

"Spit heart": You often slander. The good is +30% adaptation to all anomalous situations, and the disadvantage is that you are -30% adaptive to normal situations

Skill:

Heavy industry knowledge 3/5

Elite knowledge 3/5

Hacking knowledge 2/5

Biochemical knowledge 1/5

1/5 of the knowledge of high objects

Persuasion skills 3/5

Pistol skill 5

Short Knife Skill 5

Assassination Skill 5

Stealth skill 5

Gun Fighting 4/5

Critical knowledge 4/5

Rifle 5

Sniper rifle 5

Twilight Faith 5

Power of Dusk 5

Healing Spell 5 (Dead Man's Spell 3/5)

Resurrection Spell 5 (i.e. Death Spell 3/5)

Saving Spell 5 (Decay Spell 3/5)

Nightmare Spell 5 (Bless Spell 3/5)

Loving-kindness 1/5

Charm 1/5

Abilities:

1 "Crossing of Dick Silk" Rare Ability (Owned)

2 "Bag Full of Peach and Plum" rare ability

3. "Small Group Core" legendary ability

4. "Tell the truth" Legendary ability

Territory:

Castle Level: 0

Servants: None

Population: 0

Resource Storage:

10,000 Hua: 0

2 Metals: 0

3 Spars: 0

4 Flesh and Bone: 0

5 fuel: 0

6 flowers and fruits: 0

7 Soul Chips: 0

Equip:

Howling Serpent Growth Item (Sniper Rifle), Brilliant Scepter - Mythic Item (Staff), Mercury Pressure Pistol - Improved Item (Pistol), Crude Gas Mask - Basic Item (Face), Dirty Cloak - Normal Item (Shoulder), Torn Cloth - Standard Item (Set)

PVE Record: None

PVP Record: 2 Wins (Lv. 3 Brute Warrior - Rare, Lv. 7 Short Knife Assassin - Rare)

Marketplace Records: None

……」

There was a lot of information in the back, but I couldn't hold on to it anymore and gave up scanning.

I seem to understand a little bit though, that the daytime brawls might have something to do with my ability "Tell the Truth."

It's too powerful, isn't it?

For the rest of the day, my mind was pondering this huge amount of information. I seem to have played a fake game, I haven't seen any castle or PVE, and I always feel like something is wrong, maybe I should ask the cat who wrote the poem or Ya Rulan.

Suddenly, my phone rang with a very piercing tone, and when I looked up, it was 21:50.

The screen reads, "Is it challenging for the player closest to you to be in a passive PVP state?"

The closest again?

My first thought was if someone was blocking me outside the door right now. I opened the door and it was empty, but I couldn't get the thought of being targeted out of my head though.

I have an artifact in my hand, though.

Do you want to fight an unknown player?

A, yes

B, no