Chapter Twenty-Four: Arbitrary Commands
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This time, it didn't have to be so narrowly won, and it was all because the female bandit leader was usurped by the younger brother at a critical moment.
I quickly found her in the crowd. She was sitting on the ground with a group of townsfolk enjoying a drink, her short red hair standing out in the light of the fire. These guys, who were enemies yesterday, have become friends in less than half a day.
I patted her on the shoulder.
"Yo? Isn't this a hero? She looked back and shouted boldly, "Let's salute the seven nights!" โ
She raised her wine glass, and countless wine glasses rose with it, not only around her, but also on the opposite side of the campfire, which was out of sightโ"To the seven nights!" "Seven nights of turbidity and heaven and earth shine together!"
Everyone drank it all, and the atmosphere became more enthusiastic, as if even the bonfire was a little more excited.
She followed me to a less crowded area with a small barrel and handed me a glass.
"What kind of wine?"
She laughed: "You're a local, so you want to ask me in turn?" The taste should be a fruit bar! โ
I pointed to my gas mask: "Are you dying?" โ
"You're from within the Empire?"
"Why do you ask?"
Hoshifa Chinoxia pointed to the people who were drinking, all of them raised their gas masks above their heads, and they could only see that they were very happy, and they didn't seem to be uncomfortable. "After all, there have been poisons in the air for more than a hundred years, and there are only two kinds of offspring born in the wasteland, one is slightly more resistant to poison, and the other is a child who dies young. It doesn't hurt everyone to inhale a little poisonous gas, of course, there is no pollution in the empire, and the new generation will naturally not have the physique to resist toxins. โ
"Where is the Empire?"
She smiled and pointed into the distance.
"How long does it take?"
She laughed again, overjoyed, and couldn't understand where the laughter was.
I pushed the glass back to her and asked her about two things. First, why is it very risky for the leader to negotiate in person? Second, why did her younger brother take the opportunity to usurp the throne.
She put away her smile and motioned for me to sit on the floor. Then, she held out a hand with three dice spread out in her palm.
"Come and bet? If I win, you answer my question, and if I lose, I answer yours. As she spoke, she pulled out a rifle from behind her and placed it between me and her, "Or, give it back to you." โ
I was stunned after reading it, isn't this my believer's red light rifle? How could it be in her hands!
I looked like the group of people who had been drinking, and one of them panicked away from my gaze.
The believer is dead!
"Bet on it, but I'll roll the dice, otherwise I won't be able to believe you." The old man in the movie can throw as much as she wants, how can she fiddle with it?
"Okay!" After that, she seemed to casually throw the dice casually, and decisively came out with three sixes, "You throw it." โ
Master......
"Don't bet too much, only play three rounds."
She shrugged helplessly: "Anything, under the great Seven Nights Turbidity." โ
In the first game, she bet big, and I bet small.
I win.
She raised the corners of her mouth and said, "Actually, the first question is also very simple: excitement, curiosity. Your fame spreads faster than lightning and is full of mysteries, I just want to confirm it with my own eyes. Moreover, isn't it exciting to go deep into enemy lines? โ
You're so excited this time that you almost died, so thank you for the life-saving grace of Moon Puppet and Shirai Teru!
In the second game, she bet small, and I bet big.
Or I win.
"The social relationship of bandits needs to be maintained by terrorist means at all times, in fact, some people have long wanted to rebel." Speaking of this, her tone seemed a little unwilling, "If I hadn't been caught by you, I would have just returned to the base, and I wouldn't dare to do this to me if I borrowed ten of them." โ
Yes, I don't think the system expected you to be caught, after all, it's a "plot escape".
Speaking of which, I didn't see Thor in the later part of the battlefield, so I guess I escaped from the plot.
She suddenly stepped forward and held my hand tightly: "Your Majesty, you can help me regain the position of leader, the conditions are easy to say!" โ
"What? Why should I ......?"
"You are an Imperial person, you may not know much about the situation around here, my power cannot be ignored, help me return to the throne, it will definitely be useful to you!"
Help her?
The previous mission was indeed written "The Last Chance to Reconcile with the Bandits", which probably refers to the current situation. Helping her seize the throne and controlling the bandit forces behind the scenes from now on is equivalent to adding a group of my younger brothers.
I nodded, the old rule, promise first, and then regret it after the big deal.
She closed her eyes and stroked her chest, breathed a long sigh of relief, and smiled reassuringly.
I don't have anything to ask, so I don't have to continue this third game.
I was about to stand up, but she grabbed me: "Hey, Hero, there's a third game." โ
"I don't have anything more to ask."
Xingyu Sennoxia swept the red light rifle in his hand, and I shook my head.
She looked at me in surprise: "This rare new weapon, don't you plan to go back?" Or are you going to find someone to take it back from me, a weak woman, after dark? I won a bet, it is a legitimate property, and it is not morals for you to do this! โ
I have a bunch of this kind of broken guns that don't even have accuracy, and it's not uncommon at all. However, it is not good to let her take it...... To put it bluntly, why should I give my things to others, even if they are in tatters. If I find out something big secret while taking it apart and researching it, I'm in trouble.
"This rifle is not enough, it is mine, and I have a lot of them."
She patted her knee: "Then I'll fill 200 small batteries!" I'm hiding outside the base, and I don't have to wait for you to help me reclaim the position of leader to pay the bill, tomorrow at the latest! โ
Scare? It's only 200 yuan......
It may be that I accidentally showed a look of disdain, Xingyu Qianzhixia looked at me in surprise and confirmed: "Didn't you hear clearly, I mean 200 small batteries!" 200 pieces! โ
Hear, money has become a number for me.
"What about women? I have 20 stunning women, all of them are virgins, and they have been trained by me, and their skills are very good! โ
This Xingyu Qianzhixia is really a woman, and she speaks very domineeringly.
The two women had enough headaches, and one of them was still carrying a drag oil bottle.
I got up to leave.
"Wait, I know there are a lot of tasks in one place!"
"Where!"
I didn't pay attention for half a second to reply, maybe the reaction was too intense, and Xingyu Qiannoxia stared at me with strange eyes. Am I going to be a goof? No, if there is a quest paradise, it doesn't matter if it is revealed that I have a golden finger, there will be no one to stop it anyway!
โโฆโฆ So, are you interested in betting? โ
"Of course!"
Xingyu Qiannoxia showed a strange smile: "Then your bet will have to be upgraded, just asking a few questions is not enough." โ
"Whatever you want."
She nodded and pointed to my pocket, "Phone." โ
This sentence makes my heart flutter! It turns out that she is a task and a mobile phone, so fooling me, does she already know my gold finger? No...... No way, I must have overthought it.
"Let me make sure at the end, is that place you mentioned really having a lot of tasks?"
She laughed again: "You really like quests, what a weirdo!" Rest assured, it's a holy place for missions. โ
I am here to the Holy Land, I am here to become a god, and I am here to the universe!
I sat cross-legged in front of her and slapped my phone between the two of them, next to my rifle.
"Ugly words ahead, this is your family's territory, don't send someone to give me a slap in the face after you lose. As long as I'm attacked here, it's all on your head, and it's guaranteed to make you infamous within three days. โ
I smiled: "I also said ahead." I can guarantee your safety while in town, but if you lose your phone, blame yourself. โ
She was stunned for a moment, and chuckled disdainfully: "I have always been the only one who steals others, just don't let me be robbed." โ
Deal.
I bet big, she bet one, two, three, five.
"What? What is three point five! โ
"I'm betting that one dice is one, the other is two, and the last slope rush happens to be between three and four."
I looked at her cold and sharp eyes, and suddenly felt like I was in a pit... This inexplicable self-confidence is nothing more than that...
Dare to trick me.
"Hey, you, go find three dice, quick!"
One of the believers immediately flew away and disappeared, and quickly handed me three dusty dice.
I shake.
I throw.
I lost...
Today is an eye-opener, I threw my dice, not only lost but also lost so strangely. The third die happened to be stuck in a tiny depression because of the uneven ground, leaning next to the pebble.
This outrageous situation makes me feel pain...
She laughed and took away her phone and kept fiddling: "Don't put on a face that you can't afford to lose, you have two wins and one defeat." Anyway, how to use this little black square? โ
Black squares?
Just because she can't see what she sees on the screen means she's not a player, which is fine. But where did she hear about my phone?
I stood up and left, leaving behind me a smug shout: "Hero Pope, don't be a fool of me, remember that people must be willing to gamble and lose, haha!" โ
Damn it.
Wait for me.
I walked briskly away from the crowd.
Well, the phone teleported back into my hand, and at the same time, someone suddenly roared at the campfire, ", who is it?" Get out of here! โ
"Hah!"
I couldn't help but laugh out loud. Although I don't know what happened to her, no one can calculate the man with the golden finger.
I looked down at her opinion record:
"Star Feather Thousand Summers: Opinion: -9
@ๆคๆ-40 (The conversation collapsed, count yourself as a kind!) ๏ผ
@ๆคๆ-12 (How dare you kill my little brother!) ๏ผ
@็่ฆ-8 (The old lady is locked up in this kind of ghost place)
@็ฌๅท +3 (What is this, some kind of brainwashing power?) ๏ผ
@ๆๆไฟฎๆญฃ+30 (Holding me as a hostage is the right choice, unpredictable of his mode of action)
@ๆๅ ด่ถฃ+25 (I can't read him at all!) He wasn't from the Empire, and I didn't even notice that I was pointing in the wrong direction; He was indeed super-rich, as intelligence suggested; It is said that the first stop he came to Bodong Town was to buy spring, but why was he indifferent to women; He really likes tasks, and it stands to reason that since he is willing to be the pope of a small place, it is impossible for him to be willing to run errands for others...... Maybe the "mission" in his mouth has a deeper meaning, some kind of code word? ๏ผ
@ๆคๆ-11 (carving insect skills, that mobile phone will be the old lady's sooner or later!) ๏ผใ
The focus of this female bandit is indeed on my mobile phone, probably because she has sent spies to the town to inquire about me. Extra caution is required. The only thing I can't figure out is ...... Her life was hanging by a thread just now, why didn't there be such a thing as "+100 for saving my life (Lord Seven Nights saved me, I would like to make a promise)"? Although I didn't carry the person back, and I didn't treat the injury, at least give me an assist point, right?
As he was thinking like this, a melodious voice suddenly came from overhead: "You look happy." โ
When I looked up, there was only a very thick dead tree, not even a ghost.
Suddenly, someone ran a finger down my throat!
I looked back, and at some point the female teacher had already stuck to my back, and the figure slowly came out of invisibility. She was still wearing the same black cloak, but faintly splattered with some blood, and she was wearing a hemispherical mask with a triumphant smile on her lips.
What the hell is this guy a ghost or something.
"How to be invisible, I also have stealth skills, teach me!"
"Yes, yes, alas, I can't resist your orders at all." She spread her hands helplessly and grabbed my wrist, "Just click here." It's different from my model, but it's mostly the same, only a wouldn't use it. โ
Only a fool would dare to insult her master, especially one who issued any order that must be carried out.
I clicked.
My arms, feet, and whole body were gone, and I could see behind me through my stomach. But when you get closer, the line of sight will be distorted, and if you get closer, it will be visible. The principle is probably to distort the light around you.
Click again, and the stealth is lifted.
I was so happy that I immediately decided where I wanted to go next.
"What about Yarulan? Didn't you say she's here too, and she's also your defeated player like me? โ
How could I know where she was, anyway, she was in trouble, and I would have found a cave to avoid the limelight.
I didn't bother to answer, so I asked her instead, "Where did you steal this invisibility bracelet?" โ
"A good Samaritan in the basement of the church put it on the table, and I borrowed it." She clasped her arms and patted her toes dissatisfiedly and said, "Can't you maintain the respect you deserve for your seniors?" Not to mention that I am a great educator, there are more than 100 PVPs. If you don't call me a teacher, you should also call me a senior sister, right? โ
No, Senpai is not for calling.
"Speaking of titles, what's your real name, the cat who writes poetry is too tongue-twisting."
She was stunned for a moment, lowered her head and replied, "Probably part of my memory was erased by the system, including my real address and family." It's not normal for friends to have only two or three colleagues, so they should have been erased. โ
No, it's also possible that you already have very few friends. I still remember the fierce look when I first saw you.
"Still, I seem to understand what Yarulan wants to do." After that, the female teacher took out the note and said, "That child has always been very smart, and she can figure it out." โ
"A way to bring you back to reality?"
The female teacher nodded.
I pretended to look at the note and nodded frequently: "I see, it's really smart." "Tomorrow's yen today.
She suddenly leaned over and took my hand.
I just had a little jump in my heart when I realized that she just wanted to hold my finger down to press the phone.
I immediately withdrew my hand.
"Just look at the character attributes, it's really stingy." With that, her figure faded away, "Call me for something, master." โ
"Is it okay to go to the toilet when there is no paper?"
Before I could finish speaking, a knife flew from the tree and stuck it at my feet.
This, I have a chance to make you cry later, but I'm not free now. I had to hurry to a place, and I had decided from the moment ago that I had to go to a sacred place as soon as possible!
I ran into the crowd.
I'm embarrassed to find someone too strange to inquire about the road, otherwise the great glorious image will crash in minutes. It's not good to be too familiar, and you'll be shot in the head by the light of contempt.
I looked left and right in the crowd looking for the right person.
Got it.
I walked over to Guardian F91, who was dancing hand-in-hand with a group of little girls who were just up to her waist, laughing.
Pat on the shoulder.
"Dad~Little 91 is dancing, look at it~"
"Yes, yes, it's so good-looking, come over first, Dad has something to ask you."
"What's the matter?" She didn't mean to let go, and asked me loudly in the crowd.
How can I ask so many people.
I dragged her to a place where there were few people, and I attached my ears...... Before she could speak, her snort made her giggle: "Don't Dad, it's so itchy~"
Suddenly, I felt a sharp gaze piercing my skin, and when I looked back, I was staring at this place with a fierce light in the eyes of the moon puppet. Indeed, from her point of view, it looked like I was kissing my own daughter's neck......
"I really have something to ask you, don't move." I said this, but the young tooth in front of me, who was more than 1.7 meters old, was willing to listen to me, and laughed and trembled. It's easy to misunderstand shaking up and down like this! I hurriedly grabbed her shoulder, but I couldn't hold it down at all, and my strength was greater than that of the moon puppet.
I put my hands under her armpits and threatened, "Move again, scratch!" โ
She immediately stopped, holding back her laughter and tears and begging for mercy: "Dad, you can't touch Little 91 here, this is not good......"
Another spear-like gaze stabbed at me. Indeed, from the point of view of the moon puppet, it seems that I am attacking my own daughter's breasts.
"Calm down, calm down, don't laugh yet!"
No matter what, F91's mood was still extremely excited, and he didn't switch from the dance just now, he couldn't calm down, and he couldn't hold back a smile but his body was still trembling.
I'm a little angry, and the kids still have to be taught once in a while before they are obedient. I pinched her cheek: "Laugh again, pinch it!" โ
"Don't!"
She struggled with my hands.
I...... It was not the girl's face that was pinched, but the horns of the bull. She just twisted her body slightly, and I flung it around like a willow in the wind, and I couldn't find it up and down.
"Obedient, stop!"
"Little 91 is afraid of pain, don't pinch your face~ Dad, let go!"
No, let go at this point and I'll be thrown straight into the green lake outside the town by you.
"Stop, there's sugar to eat."
Wow, stopped.
With this sudden stop, I was unsteady on my feet and threw myself directly into her arms.
Behind me, a devastating gaze pierced my hairs. Indeed, from the point of view of the moon puppet, I was kissing passionately with my own daughter, and she was holding me diagonally.
I've been so hard to carry this pot.
"Shhhhh I whispered in my ear, "Quietly tell Dad where the women's bathhouse is." โ
F91 blinked.
F91 ran towards the moon puppet.
F91 ran back.
She pointed to a wide two-story building and said, "Mom said it was there." There was still a look of waiting for praise on his face.
"You're really a good daughter of your mother."
With that, I left with tears in my heart, went straight to the church, knelt in front of the statue and silently mourned for my dead spring light picture. It seems that the stealth function is no longer useful.
Shirai walked in and knelt quietly beside me.
She folded her hands and prayed silently to the idol, her face holy and reverent, completely devoid of her usual evil spirit. It turns out that she also has such an expression......
"Teru Shirai."
"Yes, Your Majesty."
She turned her head and smiled quietly.
I suddenly remembered that at that time, in order to brush up on one more task, I had promised her that she could "play any trick she liked" at night. Although it is pure death, as a man, you have to spit a pit.
I held out my hand: "Let's go, I'm tired today, don't hurt me." โ
"Yes, Your Majesty." Shirai lowered his head with a slightly red cheek, put his hand on mine, and walked to the basement of the church together.
Due to the mobilization of believers today, the chefs went to war, and before dinner could be prepared, Shirai Teru personally cooked some milk, bread, eggs, and other food.
Thankfully there was no meat, and last time I almost threw up my stomach.
I kept staring at my phone, checking each item of food one by one, so that there would be no more strange ingredients such as "blood" and "Shirai Hui's meat".
There is no abnormality in the opinion rating.
"Shirai Teru: Piety: 49 (Relationship Constant +25)
@ๅดๆ+2 (Crowned Divine Might, worthy of the master of the Brilliant Staff)
@ๆซๆ-1 (In the lower dullness, cutting off the limbs is the best way)
@ๆซๆ-6 (In the next sin, he deserved death, let Thor run)
@็ๅ+12 (Super looking forward to the evening, not a single speck of dust from this battle will fall on me!) ๏ผ
@็ๆ ๅฏๆ-15 (Your Majesty thinks I'm useless...... ๏ผ
@ๆง็-5 (I didn't participate in the battle, but for recuperation...... No matter what)
@ๅดๆ+1 (Your Majesty is really powerful!) ๏ผใ
This is not Shirai Teru's style, shouldn't there be a "@ๅๅคฉ+200 (Your Majesty is about to drink milk mixed with my sister's juice!)" "Why?"
She led me into the bedroom.
He poured me a glass of red wine and handed it to me.
Red wine? What's mixed this time!
I clicked on the inventory and saw that it was just plain red wine, which was impossible. Hey, your avatar is collapsing! As for the evil spirit, please keep it from beginning to end!
"Your Majesty, can you start?"
Shirai Hui knelt on the bed, lowered his head shyly, and asked in a low voice, the character style has completely changed.
She pointed to her knee, and I seemed to understand something, and lay down tentatively on it.
And then what?
No more, it's just such an ordinary knee pillow? This is what Teru Shirai wants to do most in the depths of his heart? I don't believe it!
The more normal I am, the more abnormal I feel, and the calmer I am, the more calm I can't calm down.
Just as I was panicking, a woman's voice suddenly appeared: "It's boring......"
"Who is it! Get out! โ
Shirai immediately took out a short knife from under his pillow and roared.
With a soft sigh, the female teacher slowly emerged from the corner of the room. Holding his forehead, he half-squatted, as if he had a headache.
"Cat who writes poetry, why are you here?"
"My master, you ordered me to follow you. Do you think I'm willing to peek at this boring and tender show? Okay, let me go. โ
Was it my pot? I did say so.
"Then you don't have to hide in the corner secretly, you can be silent before entering the door, why delay until now."
She hesitated for a moment, then replied, "I followed you into the door before I knew it was the bedroom, but I didn't dare to say anything." โ
"Don't dare? Why? โ
"Isn't it a sheep's mouth to show up in the bedroom?" The female teacher squatted down as if giving up, "I wanted to hide until morning, but I couldn't stand it anymore." โ
Oh, yes, too.
If she shows up as soon as she walks in and explains the above, there's a real chance I'll ask her to stay with me.
No, it's not too late.
But I glanced back at Bai Jinghui, who was full of gloomy face, and quickly dispelled the idea of the two female servants, life is more important.
The female teacher urged: "Please, take back the order, I can't follow you all the time, I'm fed up." โ
I nodded.
I was about to open my mouth, but suddenly I thought about it...... Do you want to try something else? Some strange commands. She was the first defeated player I received, and it was important to do a little more experimentation to fully understand the rules of the game, which will determine my future policy and strategy.
Try.
"Cat who writes poetry, I have a new order for you now, listen well!"
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What should I order her? Anything you want (except for "stay", the comments at the end of the chapter will continue the plot with the "command" of the one with the most likes)