Chapter 119: Tongue War
"I don't accept your invitation to enter the account, let alone those who claim to be fans of the road and were once called 'Wang Jiajun'." Yu Xian did not save face, and said solemnly and solemnly.
As soon as these words came out, whether it was the wave of people brought by Xiao Wang as early as the cannon master, or because they saw the melon-eating masses who were generously rewarded by Lao Wang next door, they couldn't hold back the chatterbox, and they complained one after another.
"Yo, it's true that you can see anything if you live for a long time. Others give you a reward and send you money, and you are still not happy, and you go back, you can, very strong! β
"Lao Wang next door: Mom sells batches and rewards the dog."
"Ask the prince for the psychological shadow area at this time."
"I'll you, don't give it to me. They all say, 'Take other people's hands short, eat other people's soft mouths', what kind of salted fish brother is this, why does this become a shy face, it's not enough? β
"Fuck your uncle's wall! Lao Tzu fan, you are your honor, you know? Which green onion are you?! The little turtle grandson who hasn't grown all the hair! β
"Your third uncle! You're so awesome, why don't you go to heaven? Why don't you go and catch sheep on the green grassland?! β
"When will there be more of this big Buddha on the fish platform? Still uninvited. β
"Yo, don't think we don't know, you're the hacker anchor who made a lot of trouble a while ago, right? Not long after it was released, I couldn't bear to prevent the disease from biting? β
"I wish you an early return to the Little Black House! Spicy chicken stuff! β
"Do you want to be shameless? I just asked you if you want to be ashamed? What is pretending to be high, isn't it just for money to come up and broadcast live? The whole is a big tail wolf, shameless and shameless! β
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After Yu Xian's scolding, those who don't like to do things are too big, those in the Wang family's army, and the old Wang next door who knelt and licked next door all pointed the finger at Yu Xian, regardless of the severity or relaxation, he scolded when he opened his mouth, and sprayed as soon as he opened his mouth. Even the previous trumped-up charges were pulled out and wanted to be mixed up.
Brother Salted Fish's talk room was messed up, and Yu Xian's fans in Salted Fish Mansion began to panic.
Inside the salted fish house.
"@εΈι±Όε₯, big brother, it's almost enough, don't talk to death."
"Yes, yes, it's not good to offend too many people."
"@εΈι±Όε₯, Brother Salted Fish, it's not good if you scare too many people. Moreover, now is a special period, according to the previous "The Voice of China" routine, sooner or later there will be a round of online voting and selection, and now that your reputation has been ruined, what should you do about your own musical future? 0β
"@εΈι±Όε₯, Brother Salted Fish came out to bubble, listen to our advice, don't go back, you can't tell those people clearly. Turn off the live broadcast, those people are all idle people watching the show, etc., only we are really fans of you. β
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No matter how the sincere fans in the Salted Fish Mansion are to Aite Yu Xian, how to urge and persuade him, Yu Xian is angry now, and he has no heart to pay attention to those flashing icons on QQ. He was only thinking about the situation in the Salted Fish Brother's talk room.
"I've already thanked Lao Wang next door for his tip. He gave me a reward of his own free will, and he didn't make any deal with me. Why do I have to stop obeying him because of his reward?! I'm not streaming to make money, you can ask my fans, what is my main business? Yes, I don't deny that I like money, and I can even say that everyone loves money. But that doesn't mean I'm greedy for money! A gentleman loves money in a good way, I dare to say unceremoniously, those tips from the old king next door are what I deserve, if it weren't for me spraying the cannon master Xiao Wang, but which other anchor, that anchor didn't still get the reward from the old king next door? Also, what kind of people from the Wang family army are you asking yourself what kind of goods you are, and you are qualified to spray me? A few minutes ago, you arrogantly shouted the slogan of the cannon master Xiao Wang, and in the blink of an eye, they all turned against each other, saying that you are light grass on the wall, and a few decades ago, you were a certain militarist lackey! β
Yu Xian's words are as imposing as a rainbow, like a one-man teacher, and his tongue is fighting.
"Fuck Nyima, spicy chicken, waste! When the blue pond also stands the archway! β
"Ahh Live so big, put all the skill points on the lip service, and forget about the IQ, right? What kind of bullshit is all about, nonsense! β
"Fuck off, you're the one with your mouth on your ass!"
"It's the ...... of the eyes"
"you, the forest is big and there are all kinds of birds, and the grandchildren dare to laugh at the grandfathers?!"
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Compared with before, the water friends who sprayed people were obviously at a disadvantage, and if they couldn't say it, they directly countered it with foul language.
"It's useless to talk more, instead of letting me die playing the piano with you here, it's better to go straight down to sleep and rest and recuperate. Of course, this is not because I am at a loss, on the contrary, dare to ask, do you still want to bite the dog back if the dog bites you? Yu Xian's anger almost reached a critical point, but the moral code in his heart forced him to keep his tone as calm as possible.
"Different ways do not conspire with each other, and words that are not close to each other are different arguments. I'll send you another poem before I broadcast it. β
"Rats have skin, but people have no instruments; If people have no ceremony, what is it to not die? β
"Rats have teeth, but people don't stop; People are endless, why not die? β
"A rat has a body, but a man is rude; People are rude, and Hu is not going to die? β
Salted Fish ended the live broadcast.
Although there is anger in his heart, wouldn't scolding be the same as those Internet trolls who spray people in the live broadcast room?! After a compromise, he recited a poem.
This poem "National Style, Wind and Rat" is a poem in the first collection of poetry in ancient China, the Book of Songs. Although the creation time is thousands of years away, the meaning of the poem is easy to understand.
The meaning of the whole poem is: Look at the mouse and the skin, how can you be a man without dignity. If you don't have dignity, it's better to die early. Look at the rat still has teeth, and his behavior is unrestrained. If you don't have moderation, why don't you die? Seeing that the mouse still has a body, it is not polite to be a man. If you don't keep the etiquette, don't hesitate to die.
This is a satirical poem, but also a scolding poem. The poems are cross-examined, both in one go, but also in regurgitation, and the scolding is explicit and piercing people's hearts.
In the salted fish talk room, there was silence for a while, and then the abuse rolled like thunder, gushing endlessly.
"the mud immortals! Scold who rats?! Who says has no skin and no face?! β
"I strongly ask for the live broadcast of Teasing Fish to ban this product again! It's so rampant! β
"Report! Report!!! This is absolutely unbearable! β
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However, those sailors scolded in the Salted Fish Brother talk room, and Yu Xian, who was the core of the topic, withdrew from the live broadcast room early. Out of sight and out of mind, if you want to continue scolding, you can scold, anyway, you are angry with yourself. Yu Xiancai didn't care so much, he booked the alarm clock early, ordered takeout, and then fell asleep.