Chapter Fifty-Eight: We Are All Salted Fish
"@全体成员, salted fish, I'm going to start live again! Those who have money hold a money field, and those who don't have money hold a personal field! Old place: Funny fish live broadcast, room name: Salted Fish Brother Talk Room. ”
Yu Xian shouted like this in the Salted Fish Mansion, where there were originally only a few people chatting, and the news exploded in an instant, and the screen kept rolling.
"Brother Salted Fish, why is it live so early today?"
"It is estimated that I was not happy for an hour of live broadcast last night, and my heart was itchy."
"Ghost letter, last night it was clear that Brother Salted Fish's salty illness was committed again. According to Brother Salted Fish's temperament, this live broadcast will last for an hour, believe it? ”
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Yu Xian saw that the reaction in the Salted Fish Mansion was much more active than when he notified them of the live broadcast last night, and he suddenly felt confident in his heart.
He closed QQ, opened the live broadcast of Funnyfish, moved the mouse to the appropriate position, and clicked "Start live broadcast." ”
entered the live broadcast room without a name at all.
Dream met Qianlong and entered the live broadcast room.
The widow Wuji entered the live broadcast room.
nctdglw entered the live broadcast room.
Pet insulators entered the live broadcast room.
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Just started broadcasting, and a large number of sailors came from Salted Fish Mansion.
"Brother Salted Fish, what song are you going to sing today?"
"Brother Salted Fish, I haven't finished singing that song last night, go on."
"What to sing, let's start with a shouting microphone."
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Seeing that his fans were so enthusiastic, Yu Xian pursed his lips and shook his head and smiled: "My salted fish brother is an anchor with discipline and dreams, and I can't always do things like selling dog meat with sheep's heads, right?" ”
"What do you mean?"
"At first glance, you just haven't learned the language well, and Brother Salted Fish means the name of the room."
"Oh, Salted Fish Talk Room. But we don't have anything to talk about. ”
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"It's just small talk, like this, if you ask me questions, I can answer them. By the way, you can't ask me about three-dimensional, size, or anything. Yu Xian did not shy away from stretching in front of the camera, holding his cheek with one hand and waiting for the sailors to ask questions.
"How old are you, Brother Salted Fish? Looks so young! ”
"Brother Salted Fish, which city do you live in now?"
"Brother Salted Fish, you look like you can stand it, don't you?"
"Are you still not at it?"
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When Yu Xian answered questions that were either normal or undisciplined and had no lower limit, many other anchors' water friend groups were also active.
Yaowu Yang ashes water friends group.
"Master Yao! The kid named Salted Fish started broadcasting. ”
"@耀爷, let's go slap him together!"
"Let's take a walk and let him know that our Yaoye's live broadcast room is not something that kid can afford to grab!"
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Crazy cranes and water friends.
"@全体成员, the kid who robbed our crazy brother of his job has appeared again, and the soldiers have listened to the order: kill and kill with me!"
"Prepare for the airborne location: Salted Fish Talk Room!"
"Rush!"
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Big bra cover water friends group.
"The guy who stole the limelight from our bra came out live!"
"I rub? I'm a European pie when I go up! You mean the one last night? ”
"Which one else is there but him?"
"Let's go, let's see!"
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Salted Fish Brother Miscellaneous Talk Room.
Originally, the barrage in the live broadcast room was all about asking questions or complaining, but suddenly from a certain moment, a scolding barrage with a topic directly pointing at Yu Xian floated out, and then, the number of people in the live broadcast room skyrocketed, and the number of people scolding also increased.
"Yaoye's army is here! Look at the salted fish insert label to sell the first! ”
"The crazy brother chasing the crazy group is coming! Just salted fish, still don't kneel down and surrender? ”
"I'm sorry for you!"
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Seeing such a wave of barrage of self-registration accounts, no matter how slow the reaction is, they understand their intention - to smash the field in the name of other anchors.
"Everybody is an adult, and we talk sexually...... Ahh Yu Xian saw that the barrage in his live broadcast room had been drowned out by scolding, so he simply suspended his interaction with his fans.
"Hehe, the Funny Fish Live Platform didn't even ban you! And let you out to act and harm people? Yaowuyang's ashes first sent a barrage to speak.
As soon as this remark came out, many of his fans began to echo it.
Due to the broken window effect, with Yaowuyang's ashes as the head, other anchors or sailors began to wantonly brush the barrage for fear that the world would not be chaotic.
Yu Xian had already expected this scene to appear sooner or later, so he didn't panic. He cleared his throat and calmly pointed his voice at the microphone, "I can understand your feelings. Regarding the Funny Fish Live, they contacted me this morning, saying that they had cleared all my gift tips, including the gift tips after the recovery of the Funnyfish Live. ”
"Yes!"
"Well deserved! Let you play black tricks! ”
"What is zero? We haven't paid back what we gave out in vain! ”
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Hearing Yu Xian's words, the scolding in the live broadcast room eased slightly. Because they thought Yu Xian deserved to be punished.
"Tips or something, I think it will be returned to you soon." Yu Xian paused and smiled slightly, "I asked myself if I did anything wrong, because I didn't hack into the system of Funny Fish Live as you thought for personal gain. Of course, I don't care about the gifts that are cleared. I'm not interested in the money, I'm just a salted fish. ”
"Fart! Don't put gold on your face and talk like you're great! ”
"That's it, I've never seen anyone so brazen!"
"Do you think that's all there is to it? Salted fish? Get out of the funny fish live! You're a stinky fish now, and everyone is disgusted when you see it! ”
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"Well, don't be so excited, I didn't provoke you. Besides, we're still the same kind, aren't we? Yu Xian licked his slightly dry lips and sighed lightly, "We are all salted fish." ”
"Ahh Don't associate us with you, you're the salted fish! ”
"What did the salted fish do wrong, and you want to insult it like this?"
"Come on, Brother Salted Fish, haven't you woken up yet? If you don't wake up, turn off the live broadcast and continue to sleep. ”
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As soon as Yu Xian's words came out, not only the people who came to smash the field, but even the fans who came from the "Salted Fish Mansion" couldn't listen to it anymore - what did they say?
"What do you think salted fish is? Lazy? Not motivated? Not proactive? Ha, isn't this all our own way of life? Who dares to say that he is working hard all the time and meticulously trying to do something? Didn't you? Yu Xian's tone was unhurried.
"What is this talking about?"
"Messy!"
Although there were still discordant sounds in the barrage, after Yu Xian's short words, the density of the barrage began to decrease.
"I think that salted fish is actually ordinary people, that is, each of us. We have to admit that there will be times when we are lazy, there will be times when we want to retreat, and there will be times when we don't want to be motivated. It's all human nature. Well, you said you worked hard day and night to earn money to support your family. So, may I ask, do you want to earn all this money with the ultimate goal of living a comfortable and extremely enjoyable leisurely life? Isn't this the so-called 'salted fish life'? ”
"We are all salted fish, regardless of status, rich and poor. The lowest realm in life is salted fish, followed by transcendent salt, and the highest is salted fish that returns to the basics. ”