When the news of the grass in Inohuo Park being eaten by sheep spread, everyone's first reaction was disbelief. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

So many sheep, say jailbreak and jailbreak?

Inohuo Park Stadium is said to be in and in?

In such a long process, if anyone finds out, it is possible to avoid disaster.

But how did it happen?

It's incredible!

When you think about the-for-tat between Vardy and Blackburn before, one of the key points is the turf of Ivo Park, there will be no causal connection here, right?

Vardy's tease really can't be messed with!

As soon as Blackburn accused Vardy of deliberately destroying the turf, 3,000 sheep came and deliberately destroyed the turf, which directly blew up Blackburn's home stadium.

To put it in a fantasy way, that is, Vardy has the attribute of a summoner, who can control the flock and help him do things!

Of course, from a materialist point of view, that can only be explained by coincidence.

Well, people who love to laugh will not have bad luck, especially those who always make others laugh, and their luck will not be bad.

So in the end, don't make an enemy of Vardy, because his luck is too good for you to stop it, and you have to end up being unlucky.

In the end, Blackburn spent millions on relaying the turf, and the last two home games had to be postponed.

I believe that at this time, Blackburn's top management wanted to cry without tears, and if they had known, they would not have provoked Vardy.

......

The second leg of the Champions League round of 16 has started again, and Manchester United, who won away from home, will return to their home stadium, so naturally there will be no surprises, all they need to do is play 90 minutes of the game, and then advance, it's that simple!

Even if the schedule was not particularly intense, Ferguson still opted for a big rotation, with only a few physical players starting, the rest of the field were substitutes, and even the marginalized Ruud van Nistelrooy was given a chance to play.

Well, the opponent is very sad, even Manchester United's substitute lineup is not weaker than them in essence.

Although Rangers scored first in the first half, the huge gap still left them with no hope.

And the personnel adjustment of Manchester United in the 70 minutes of the second half directly killed the game.

Vardy appeared on the stage, with a shining aura, accompanied by the shouts of the audience, and the glory appeared!

"Get one!"

"Get one!"

"Get one!"

......

All the United fans were chanting for Vardy to score one.

Although Manchester United have already qualified, a home defeat is not such a glorious thing after all, and they do not want Rangers to leave with their heads held high with their heads held high.

Vardy waved into the stands to indicate that he had received it.

And he did not disappoint the fans, creating a sharp killing chance with the first touch of the ball after coming on the field.

The opposition was attacking, Vardy did not hesitate to run and intercept near the midfield, and finally seized the opportunity of the opponent's mistake to stop the ball, savagely rushed out, arched the opponent to the side, and drove away with the ball himself, killing the Rangers half.

With three defenders left in front of him and team-mates behind him before they could catch up, Vardy had to go it alone.

In the high-speed sprint, the rapid change of center of gravity made the opponent's two defenders who intended to wrap it up, and with the addition of Limbo's microstep, Vardy's footsteps were like a dream, and the two defenders were thrown away in despair.

However, Limbo's micro-step did not satisfy Vardy in terms of continuity, and after passing two defenders, the last defender was already blocking Vardy's path, and the two had almost half and half control of the ball.

No way, right!

Don't be afraid of pain, whoever is afraid will lose!

With no hesitation, Vardy got to the ball and his opponent was equally ready for the ball, and the two faced each other like a comet hitting the earth.

The final result is actually easy to predict, and Vardy has a comic aura and comes with luck.

Of course, the most plausible explanation is that Vardy is the main character......

After a violent collision, the ball was in Vardy's favour, and Vardy poked his foot into the Rangers' goal.

And at that moment, Vardy accidentally stepped on his opponent's shoes as he stepped on the ground.

Dardy ignored the little details, stabbed the goalkeeper and scored the ball before celebrating at Old Trafford.

The Manchester United fans in the stands were about to explode, Vardy really didn't disappoint them, and they scored goals to give them a gift when they played, such a player, they simply love it to death!

But at this moment, the Rangers defender, who lost to Vardy in the head-to-foot duel, was a little angry, grabbed his shoes from the ground and flew towards Vardy!

At that moment, it was as if the whole world stood still!

The other person said they didn't want to talk to you and threw a shoe at you......

I'm going to stoning you to death!

Vardy didn't expect that there were still people here who would commit murder to him, and he didn't react at all.

However, the boots still did not hit Vardy, but were hit by Wayne Rooney, who rushed over to celebrate.

Rooney was a little stunned, this is Old Trafford, it is impossible for fans to throw things from the stands to hit themselves, how can they be attacked?

Could it be a terrorist attack?

Looking at the lone sneaker on the ground that seemed to emit green poisonous smoke, Rooney felt anger fill every cell in his body.

Did I cuckold you or demolish your house, and you actually hit me with your shoes?

Switching from footballer to boxer in an instant, Rooney was already about to rush over and teach his opponent a hard lesson.

Seeing that the situation was not good, the Manchester United players hurriedly hugged Rooney, and finally let Rooney not commit the murder.

At this time, the referee hurriedly ran over, comforted Rooney, turned his head and gave the Rangers defender a red card without hesitation!

You give me OUT!

I've never seen a flyer on the pitch with a sneaker, and you've opened my eyes today!

Fuck me off!

The Rangers defender had a gloomy expression as he explained to the referee: "I'm not trying to smash people, I just want to swap boots with Jamie Vardy because he scored so beautifully!" ”

This reason is so fresh and refined that the referees are going crazy!

Swapping sneakers?

Do you want to swap the little pants inside?

Dead!

Vardy also looked helpless, in this magical green field, there are really all kinds of strange characters.

If nothing else, the game is still going on, and you told me to exchange sneakers?

And who's going to be nice to you swapping sneakers!

Who knows if you have athlete's foot!

Don't disgust me okay!

The most important thing is that whoever believes that you are not going to smash people is an idiot!

In the end, the defender of the Rangers still walked off the pitch in a depressed mood, and he acted impulsively in anger after the loss just now, and now retribution has finally come!

If he is punished for this game, he will definitely receive additional penalties from UEFA, after all, smashing people with shoes is too bad.

As soon as he walked to the sidelines, there was a crackle, and under the sound of whistling, countless shoes in the stands smashed down on him, like a meteor shower, so dense that he couldn't dodge.

Let you smash Vardy and Rooney with your shoes, and now we will smash you!

In just a few seconds, countless shoes of various types and flavors poured down from the stands, smashing him into a full bag.

Tynyima is terrible!

According to incomplete statistics, at least hundreds of fans walked out of Old Trafford without shoes after the game......

The fans who watched the live broadcast watched another annual drama, and the excitement was close to the ratings champion.

They have long been accustomed to the surprise of Jamie Vardy's game, the first time surprised, the second time surprised, the third time showing concern... But now, it's already very indifferent!

"This guy's shuriken is quite accurate, but the lethality is not good, and it smashed on Rooney, and Rooney said that it seemed to be bitten by a mosquito!"

"Looking at the level of anger of that guy, I now suspect that Vardy must have gone out to hunt again when he was away, and the girl he took down must have something to do with that guy, either his mother or his wife, otherwise there would be no such a big grudge!"

"Ferguson must be thinking about taking this guy under his command now, slowly cultivating, waiting to be his successor, the style of flying shoes, straight after Ferguson's flying boots door to Beckham!"

'Is there something wrong with the focus of your discussion, didn't Jamie Vardy score?'

......

At this point, Vardy was a little scared.

Mainly because of the last turf allergy, Vardy was a little worried about his allergy-prone physique.

The turf is allergic, let yourself live in the hospital for a few days, and the opponent's stinky shoes must not let yourself die directly!

God knows how many fungi are in it!

This is really a terrible world, I didn't recruit anyone, I didn't provoke anyone, I couldn't escape the attack, if I did it a little more, then I might really die!

At the end of the game, Manchester United was held to a draw at home by Rangers, and with the advantage of aggregate score, they advanced to the quarterfinals of the Champions League.

However, the most talked-about part of the game was naturally the player's version of the flying boot goal, which surprised everyone.

The UEFA ticket came down quickly, and the player was banned for eight games in Europe for violence on the pitch, which is definitely a very severe punishment.

If he joins Rangers and reaches the Champions League group stage next season and qualify for the last 16 of the group stage, then he will not have a chance to play.

Do you still think Rangers can go one step further to the quarter-finals?

As for his so-called "exchanging sneakers" remarks, it made everyone laugh so hard that their stomachs hurt, such a nonsense reason, it's really hard for you to think of it.

In order to satirize the player, many Manchester United fans around the world forgot that Rangers had couriered the parcel and named him by name.

And when he came home with a truckload of couriers and started to unpack, the whole person was not good!

The first package was opened, and it was a pair of stinky shoes, how stinky it was;

The second one opened, and it was still a pair of stinky shoes, and in comparison, he felt that the first pair was actually not so stinky;

The third opens......

......

Aren't you going to swap sneakers?

Come, no need to exchange, we will give it to you directly, please keep it well!