Chapter 286: Pleasant Goats Have a Party?
Sometimes it's really not a good thing to run too fast, and it's a tragedy that you can't keep up with your shoes!
Vardy laughed to himself and walked back slowly!
Sitting on the ground to tie his shoes, Vardy said to himself, I have made Nike's sneakers more exposed, don't you add a chicken leg to me?
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Vardy's counter-attack was too sharp, too terrible, they couldn't defend at all, and if it hadn't been for Vardy's own running away and losing his shoes, maybe they would have fallen behind by now.
This time I resisted the past by accident, but what will I do next time?
Is it prayer that next time Vardy's other shoe is lost?
God said he wouldn't do it!
After the game restarted, the wanderers withered, and they didn't dare to continue to press out and play what kind of header bombing, don't Pearl Harbor didn't sneak attack, but let people throw two atomic bombs!
And now Manchester United's style of play is to cut flesh with a blunt knife, torturing the Glasger Rangers little by little, and the Su Super League giants are in pain, and they don't have the heart to fight back again.
In the 23rd minute of the first half, Vardy assisted Ryan Giggs to score, and Manchester United led by one goal;
In the 43rd minute of the first half, Ronaldo scored a single goal, and Manchester United led by two goals;
In the second half, Manchester United was even more aggressive, Vardy fired a shot from the top of the penalty area, which made the opponent's goalkeeper unable to reach, and Manchester United led by three goals;
With the win now sealed and even qualified, who would believe that Manchester United could be overturned by Rangers when they return to their home stadium?
The opponent also seemed to accept his fate, the attack could not be played, the defense was weak, as if all their energy was exhausted in the first 20 minutes.
As a result, Manchester United began to control the game more recklessly, controlling the ball, and wasting time waiting for the game to end.
I thought the game was over, but I didn't expect Saha, who came on as a substitute, to save face for the home team at all, and in the last 20 minutes, he kicked in the head and scored two more goals, and Manchester United finally slaughtered Glasgow Rangers with five goals.
Sure enough, everyone's prediction before the game was correct, Manchester United were guaranteed to the quarter-finals, and against the weakest of the last 16, Manchester United ate a full mouth.
With a Champions League win over the Reds, United returned to the league and won away at Wigan to keep the pressure on Chelsea.
The two-front battle goes hand in hand, although the league is behind, but there is no hope of catching up, and the Champions League is strong, Manchester United is on the best momentum, and all the Red Devils fans around the world are very excited.
However, at this time, Vardy has encountered a little trouble, mainly because Blackburn's club is too disgusting.
He nibbled on the turf at Blackburn's home stadium and ended up leaving the game with allergies, and if he switched to another team, it would be over.
But Blackburn's meanness really made Vardy angry, so he didn't have the idea of making a big deal a small thing, he just wanted to make it bigger.
So he complained directly to the FA that Blackburn had poisoned the turf, causing his lips to swell into sausages, and he was hospitalized and hospitalized, and implored the FA to investigate in detail and give the murderer the harshest punishment.
Of course, if the opponent does poison, then it is useless for Vardy to complain to the FA, the best thing to do is to call the police directly, which is a criminal case.
But it was clear that the opponent could not really poison him, and Vardy did it only to disgust his opponent.
Because of the negative attitude to the game and unscrupulous delay in time, Blackburn has been punished by the FA, but Vardy feels that this is too light, and it is better to hurt them once, so that they will never dare to be so unscrupulous without a bottom line.
The FA is on the verge of crying in the face of Vardy's complaint, so what do we do?
If you really think Blackburn has poisoned, you go to the police, what are we going to do about it?
You can't kill Blackburn just because you're allergic to turf!
Although the FA is also very disgusted with Blackburn Rovers right now, and their anti-human way of playing football has taken a toll on the image of the Premier League, they can't really send Blackburn Rovers to hell in one fell swoop, which doesn't make sense.
Big brother, don't make trouble!
I don't think it's messy enough!
There is no way, now the media has been hyped, if the FA does not show an attitude, there is no way to convince the public, so it can only send an investigation team and act separately, the best result is to guide the public eye, and in the end, it will not be done.
The more aggressive Vardy, Blackburn is gone, you're not done yet, are you?
In a fit of rage, Blackburn also complained to the FA, and the reasons for their complaint were even more ridiculous.
Jamie Vardy deliberately damaged Blackburn's home turf during the game, resulting in serious damage to the turf, and he applied to the FA for compensation.
Vardy deliberately destroying the turf?
If Vardy's chewing on that bite of turf was a deliberate destruction of the turf, then Vardy really had nothing to say.
Tynyema was shameless to find such an excuse to disgust people, and for the first time Vardy felt that he was willing to bow down in front of others!
"If Vardy really can't afford to eat, then we don't mind feeding him leftover burgers and fries, but gnawing on turf when hungry like this is definitely not worth advocating, not to mention destroying valuable turf, this thing is not digested!"
Blackburn chairman seemed to be kind enough to mock Vardy, and they also hated Vardy, the culprit who made Blackburn lose.
Not to mention Vardy this time, the FA is dumbfounded.
I'll go, this excuse is so fresh and refined.
Blackburn is talented!
It is nonsense to talk about this extent, not to say unprecedented, but at least even those politicians who have no bottom line can't do it.
The media are going crazy, Vardy and Blackburn are facing each other, such a buzz, there are not a few times in a season, and their sales are waiting to skyrocket.
The FA is caught in the middle, how difficult it is to be more difficult, Vardy is not careful, Blackburn Rovers is even more uncomfortable, this is the rhythm that is going to kill people.
Vardy is enough, Blackburn Rovers is even more absolute, these two guys who don't play according to the routine at all get together, it's like Mars hitting the Earth.
There is no way, the FA can only adhere to the consistent principle, turn big things into small things, comfort all parties, and finally no pain, everyone is happy.
First of all, the FA appeased Vardy, Blackburn did not poison him, but because the quality of Blackburn's turf was not up to par, he gave Vardy compensation for medical expenses and lost work expenses, which was paid by the FA;
Then there was Blackburn, but Blackburn's action was unreasonable, and the FA did not appease, but went on business.
Accidentally nibbling on the grass is called vandalism?
Does it count as stepping on it with your feet?
If that's the case, then there's no need to race, there's no harm if there's no race!
So, are you Blackburn going to play at home?
With such a threat, Blackburn was naturally obedient and honest, and obediently withdrew the complaint, anyway, they just wanted to disgust Vardy.
However, Blackburn still made a mocking statement: in order to avoid Vardy from starving, Blackburn's home turf is welcome to be nibbled by Vardy at any time in the future, ensuring that it is fresh and additive-free!
Vardy had planned to settle the matter, but he didn't expect his opponent to dare to mock him.
You think you're muddy!
Enraged, Vardy spoke viciously to the reporters - next time we meet Blackburn, I'll show you what despair is.
However, there is no way to turn this kind of cruel words into reality immediately, which makes Vardy, who is particular about hatred overnight, very unhappy.
How can you teach Blackburn a lesson right away?
Well, it seems that the only resort is to turn to the great tease system.
The teasing system has no other ability, that is, it specializes in all kinds of disobedience.
Of course, this disobedience may also include oneself......
Entering the system store and seeing the refreshed merchandise, Vardy immediately began to thank God, oh no, thanks for the teasing system!
You're so sweet!
There is actually a wishing card, and it only sells for 5 yuan!
This time, you don't need to try your luck in the lottery system, and the problem is solved directly in the system store.
Buying the wishing card, Vardy didn't hesitate to make a move on Blackburn.
"Make a wish: destroy Blackburn's turf beyond recognition, and preferably not a single grass left!"
Didn't you say that I deliberately destroyed the turf, and now I'll destroy it for you, and of course, if you can know that I did it, then you're amazing!
Successfully made this wish, so that Vardy consumed another 10 system gold coins, but Vardy, who was already a small net worth, didn't care at all, as long as he could relieve his anger, it didn't matter how much he had.
But what makes Vardy curious is how the system will make Blackburn's home turf bald.
The system often acts in a way that is unimaginable, which Vardy has to admire!
Could it be that the turf maintenance staff accidentally sprayed herbicide?
With Vardy's meagre imagination, he could only guess that.
Well, if you can't think of it, don't think about it, just wait to see a good show!
It was a pleasant evening, and when he woke up in the morning, Vardy went out of his way to look online for relevant news, but it wasn't until noon that the news actually came out.
When he saw the news, Vardy almost squirted, and he knelt for the great tease system.
It turns out that the system is really creative!
According to reliable sources, 3,000 sheep in a large farm outside Blackburn successfully escaped over the fence last night, and a large part of them slipped into Jobwood Park, which is not far from Blackburn's home field.
Vardy gasped, himself shocked by the system's magnanimity.
Is this the Pleasant Goats partying at Ivo Park?
Isn't there a gray wolf to stop it?