Chapter 788 - Say a Few (Two in One)
The cotton balls were dug out and Vardy was free.
It feels like the girl's aunt is gone, shaken off the shackles of the aunt's towel, and move as much as she wants, but hey!
Although the fans are still amazed, after all, it is always so incredible that such a ridiculous thing can happen on the pitch, but a Vardy who has returned to normal will always make the fans focus on the game.
In fact, Vardy could have asked the team doctor to help with it, because that's what the team doctor does.
But the problem is that Vardy, who was tortured to death by the beautiful team doctor, now sees the team doctor as a flood beast at all, even if the name team doctor is not preceded by the modifying adjective beauty, Vardy is just as stunned.
God knows if the England team doctor will give himself an eardrum piercing!
Therefore, Vardy had no intention of looking for a team doctor at all, so there was such a funny and absurd scene on the scene.
But now that everything is settled, Vardy can finally play in peace.
This is his first step in the World Cup, and there has to be a good performance.
Let's get this World Cup off to a good start with a hat-trick!
Hey?
Wrong!
Just promised American goalkeeper Howard to score two goals at most, and he can't go back on his word!
Although it's a tease, who said that tease has no character?
So, let's just so-so and score two goals!
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At this time, the game had been played for more than ten minutes, and England had the absolute initiative, but the score was not rewritten, because the defense of the American team was tenacious.
Now that Vardy is here, though, everything will be different.
In the 17th minute of the first half, Jamie Vardy, who had just recovered, made a killing effort on the left.
Ashley Cole stepped in and cooperated with Vardy in a tight area, and actually played three defenders of the American team around, which made England fans excited.
In the end, Vardy led the ball out of the encirclement, walked sideways with the ball to the middle, just entered the big penalty area, saw the situation in the small penalty area, directly rubbed the ball up, and passed over the top to the back point, where the little fat man had already been in ambush for a long time.
The defense of the U.S. team in the penalty area was in chaos, and the little fat man used his body to fight away the U.S. defenders, and the ball flew towards the U.S. goal.
At such a close distance, everyone knows that England is going to score!
All the England fans had already raised their hands and started cheering the moment Vardy passed the ball.
But just as the ball was about to fly into the goal, a big hand appeared on the ball's flight path accurately, intercepting it and keeping it away.
This big hand belongs to Howard, the number one door god in the United States.
Howard has made a meritorious service!
There was a burst of exclamations from the stands, and no one would have thought that at this moment, if Howard had divine help, he would actually defuse Rooney's header, which was simply against the sky.
Rooney had an expression of disbelief on his face, he was about to start celebrating the goal, who would have thought that the goal would not go in!
The American fans applauded and cheered incessantly, all for their outstanding goalkeeper.
In fact, Howard's back was also covered in a cold sweat when he was lying on the ground, he just reached out completely subconsciously, but he didn't expect it to be successful, this is completely due to luck!
At this point, Vardy walked over, reached out and pulled Howard up, and punched Howard in the chest.
"Okay, man, this can be pounced, it seems that I left Manchester United, which made you feel a lot less psychological pressure, and you don't have to be ravaged by me anymore, and you will play a lot better!"
Howard rolled his eyes, Jamie, you're a bit shameless!
However, Howard didn't dare to say it to his face, so he could only slander in his heart, wondering if he was really afraid that Vardy would go crazy.
It's one thing to worry about Vardy's crazy goal, but it's more worrying that Vardy is in the mood and getting the teaser.
If it's just a crazy goal, it's fine, a few days of recovery at most, but if you tease him, it's simply not a way to live!
However, Vardy ignored Howard's feelings, and the game had gone on so far, England had not yet taken the lead, and if he didn't score, Heynckes would be furious.
England vowed to win the championship, how could they be stumped by the American team!
In the next attacking round, England continued to press the United States, this time the direction of attack was changed to the right side.
Lennon broke down the right flank sharply, dribbling the ball all the way forward with his head down, and it was difficult for the American defenders to grab it.
But the next problem also came, after Lennon broke through, the offensive options were a mess, one second was still an angel, and the next second was a demon.
No, it has already broken through, you can choose to cooperate with your teammates, or continue to break through the ribs, but Lennon's brain twitched, and he came directly with a cross.
Well, England have a tradition of crosses anyway, and even if Jamie Vardy and Wayne Rooney can be considered high forwards in the true sense of the word, they also have good header ability, as long as you can cross a little more reliably.
What's even more embarrassing is that Lennon is considered to be Beckham's successor, but his ability to cross is not worthy of little Betty's shoes, and a cross when no one is defending, he actually passed like a pass and shot at the goal!
Wayne Rooney is on fire in front, don't you think about my height and bounce before you cross?
But no matter how irritated he was, he had to fight for the top, and there was no way, Rooney could only entangle with the American defenders and jump up to fight for the header.
American goalkeeper Howard also jumped two steps from the goal line, and the defense of his teammates' defenders was not safe, and if Rooney really grabbed the header, he was afraid that he would not be able to do anything, so he chose to jump up and attack.
This time, it became three people to compete for the first place.
The eyes of fans all over the world are attracted by the figures of the three people, paying attention to the small ball, where is it going?
Everyone held their breath and watched intently as the three of them competed, and even the players on both sides became nervous.
Although Howard was late, he had an advantage that others didn't have, and he could use his hands, so it was Howard who was the first to touch the ball.
Howard was about to knock the ball out with one punch, and the corners of his mouth curled up as he flew in the air.
However, before he could touch the ball, the embarrassing thing happened, he actually bumped into Rooney and the defender of the American team, and the three of them collided with each other for life.
Under such interference, although Howard still touched the ball, he did not knock the ball out of the penalty area, but instead hit the ball to the back post like a header.
The fans were in an uproar, and the U.S. team was once again in the penalty area.
The American defenders at the back point couldn't help but feel furious, what kind of situation is this?
There was no one on the goal line, the whole big empty goal, they were still facing the direction of the goal and ready to clear, and if they were not careful, they would turn into shots!
No one wanted to score an own goal, so the cautious American defender twisted his body and tried to clear the ball in a sideways way, and the picked up foot was about to draw the ball onto the ball, and the danger in the American penalty area was about to be lifted.
But at this time, the fans in the stands and even in front of the TV couldn't help but let out an exclamation, jumped up incredibly, and stared at a figure with their eyes fixed.
Vardy!
That's Vardy!
Between then, Vardy fought his way out of the dense crowd in the box, suddenly rushed forward to the goal, and kicked the ball into the empty net before the American defender could stretch his foot to clear the ball, and at that moment, everyone in the box was wide-eyed and terrified.
Rumble!
The whole stadium exploded in an instant, and the England fans raised their arms and chanted, they finally scored, England took the lead!
Jamie Vardy excitedly hugged his team-mates and celebrated what was not a hard-earned goal.
The lead is a natural thing, and perhaps everyone is concerned about how to get ahead.
America is cold!
It's a given!
A team with Jamie Vardy is never overturned when they are ahead, and no one can do that!
This also means that the suspense of this game has been lost, and perhaps the only thing to look forward to is that England can win a few against the United States.
England's first goal of the tournament was definitely worth celebrating, so Vardy and his team-mates had a long time arguing before the referee interfered with him and the game resumed.
Looking at Howard's decadent figure, Vardy wanted to comfort him.
I'll get one more at most, don't worry too much!
It's true!
When the game restarted, the United States team attacked a wave as usual, and it was indeed a small threat, after all, it was also a team that could reach the World Cup, and the offensive ability was also there, and the strength of the England back line was not as good as before, and it was not a small test.
However, England is still superior in skill after all, successfully stifling the wave of counterattack of the United States, and then another large army to press the border, which is the main theme of the game.
The United States seems to have resigned themselves to their fate, and the chances of winning this game are slim to none, and now it has proved it, and the only thing they want is to lose a few less, at least not to Algeria and Slovenia on goal difference.
In the 34th minute of the first half, Jamie Vardy retreated to receive the ball, suddenly turned and dribbled forward, shook off the American midfielder who was marking him, and dribbled all the way to the front of the US team's penalty area, which is very similar to what Lampard and Gerrard are good at.
Vardy is already hungry enough to start stealing the job of the double German, and it is conceivable who else can guard against Vardy.
A heavy artillery shot at it, and the ball really bombarded the American goal like a cannonball, which was unstoppable.
On the flight path of the ball, there was obviously an American defender standing there, but when he shot himself, he was frightened when he saw the ball in his face, and he subconsciously tilted his head, but his handsome face was preserved, but Howard in front of the door was a little dumbfounded.
The super fast ball speed made it difficult for Howard to save, not to mention that the defender teammate also shook himself, Howard stretched out his hand and waved, just a symbolic action, but in fact, he could only watch the ball fly into the goal.
2:0
England score again!
Maybe it didn't kill the game, as everyone knows, it's just Vardy's goal routine.
The strikers of their respective teams who are interested in competing for the Golden Boot have been helpless and have completely given up the idea of competing with Jamie Vardy for the Golden Boot.
Before the end of the first half, Vardy scored two goals in a relaxed walk, if you get serious, I'm afraid that before the group stage is over, Vardy has already locked up the World Cup Golden Boot, right?
Perhaps, Vardy will surpass Ronaldo and shock the world by scoring more than eight goals in a single World Cup.
In the history of the World Cup, the single-edition goal record belongs to the French player Fontaine, who scored a total of 13 goals in the World Cup in Sweden in '58.
Compared to Vardy, who has scored a lot of goals, if he wants to break this record, he can't catch it, right?
Perhaps the vast majority thought so before the World Cup began, but the performance of less than half time gave fans the impression that Vardy had a real hope of breaking that horrific and desperate record.
England's three opponents in the group stage are not strong, as long as Vardy is dedicated to scoring, and his teammates cooperate with Vardy, it is not a problem to wear a hat in every game, right?
At the end of the group stage, there were nine goals, and then all the way to the final, with an average of goals per game, it was safe to tie this record, and if there was a game that broke out again, it would really break the record.
Nothing is impossible in front of Vardy.
The fans cheered, even though the goal didn't have much impact on England, who were already winning on a solid basis, but Jamie Vardy scored and they were just excited.
This time, Vardy did not choose to celebrate with his teammates amid the cheers of the fans, but walked straight in front of Howard.
"Okay, this time you can rest assured, I won't score again, since I promised you, I will definitely do it!"
Howard couldn't help but roll his eyes, you're already in the two, what else do you want!
But he really didn't dare to say anything, because he knew that if Vardy really went crazy, the hat-trick might not be able to stop it, and he had better not be troubled!
When the game restarted, Jamie Vardy did keep his promise and didn't shoot again, no matter how good the chance, he would never get up, and he vowed to be an honest and trustworthy tease.
However, not scoring does not mean that Vardy has not contributed to the attack.
Do you really think that a lethal scalpel can only be used on the operating table?
Before the end of the first half, Vardy staged a miracle in the US penalty area, breaking through with the ball in the left ribs, getting rid of two defenders in a row in a small area, although the opponent's foot touched the ball in the end, resulting in some stumbling, but the ball jumped just past the foot of another defender who was ready to intercept, Vardy didn't even do much to let the US team's defense fall apart.
The last defender was stunned, and a sliding tackle came over, and Howard also moved towards the near corner, trying to block Vardy as best he could.
At the same time, Howard was also complaining in his heart, didn't you just promise me that I wouldn't score again, why is it better to break through than a donkey now?
What people didn't expect was that Vardy really didn't break his promise, saying that if he didn't score, he wouldn't score!
Vardy gently pushed the ball in front of the middle goal, and Rooney followed up with a slight poke to stab the ball into the goal of the United States.
3:0
Before Rooney rushed over to hug him, Vardy couldn't help but smile at Howard.
How about it, my character is still good!