"Hey, brother, help me dig out my ears, the cotton balls can't get in and out!"

Jamie Vardy was unceremoniously told American goalkeeper Howard.

In fact, Vardy only has one such acquaintance in the American team.

A few seasons ago, Howard was Manchester United's number two goalkeeper, playing as a substitute for Edwin van der Sar and team-mate with Jamie Vardy, and even if the relationship is not so difficult, there is always no problem with giggling.

Don't look at Howard's bald guy and beard, he looks very manly, but in fact, this thing has a girlish and meticulous heart.

Howard must be fine with the fine work that a few rough men can't do, which is why Vardy came to Howard.

It's just that Howard was already confused, and he never imagined that Vardy would let himself be busy digging out his ears!

What is this Nima called?

I have never been asked for such a strange request on the court in my entire career!

"Dig ...... Pick your ears? ”

Vardy looked at Howard innocently, then nodded quickly.

Enemies!

It's to gouge out your ears!

Come on!

I can't take it anymore!

It's just that after waiting for a long time, I didn't see Howard move, just looked at Vardy with a confused face.

"You don't want to?" Vardy deliberately frowned, and then began to threaten Howard: "If you help me pick out the cotton ball, then I can just score a brace so-so, at least it will make you look better; But if you don't help me, then don't blame me for turning my face and not recognizing people, you know, if I start a spurt, I'm scared myself, and I score five goals! ”

Howard knelt down, the first time he had heard such a threat.

If you don't consider the weirdness and nonsense of this matter, Vardy actually has a point.

As Valdy's former team-mate, especially the goalkeeper, Howard naturally knows that Vardy is not bragging, and the unbearable past is the best proof of this.

Every time I trained, I had to be ravaged by Vardy countless times, picking up the ball from the goal again and again, and being devastated by Vardy's invincible shots from various postures and angles.

Sometimes Howard thinks that if he hadn't been so ravaged by Vardy, he might not have chosen to leave Manchester United.

Anyway, usually in training, Jamie Vardy scored against himself, as he said, from five.

The thought of Howard shuddered, and his heart seemed to be cast a thick shadow over Vardy's demonic figure.

I can't kick this ball!

If five are scored, it will be an absolute disaster for the American team.

I didn't expect to beat England, all I wanted was to lose a few fewer and then fight Algeria for second place in the group to qualify.

But if it is really washed by Vardy's bloodbath, not to mention that the goal difference is at a huge disadvantage, the negative impact on morale alone is immeasurable.

This is no joke.

Otherwise, I'll help Vardy dig out his ears?

Although it is said that the mighty cannot be bent, the eldest husband can stretch and contract, and there seems to be no shame.

If sacrificing one of me can complete the American team, Howard is still willing to dedicate himself.

At that moment, the expression on Howard's face suddenly became sacred, like a devout believer who was willing to sacrifice his life for my Lord, full of fearless spirit.

With a sad look, Howard took off his goalkeeper gloves.

Vardy smiled.

That's it!

The cheap stretched his head over and asked Howard to gouge out his ears, if he didn't show an expression of enjoyment, he was really sorry for his funny name, so, the next second, the expression on Vardy's face was cheap and enjoyable.

The American players were confused, the England players were confused, the fans were confused, as if the whole universe was confused.

There is a fierce competition going on here, and Vardy, England's number one striker, and Howard, the United States' number one goalkeeper, are shamelessly getting together to do something shameful?

Looking at Vardy's soothing expression, it was almost like an orgasm.

Is it so cool to pick your ears?

But before they could recover from the shock, Howard actually dug the cotton ball out of Vardy's ear.

Vardy felt like his brain was leaking and clear.

Eager to hug Howard and kiss him hard, Vardy's excitement was beyond words.

It's like a patient who has been paralyzed for many years stands up, and a mute who has been unable to make a voice for many years suddenly speaks, and the constipation that has not been smooth for several days is finally cured!

However, at this time, Howard's expression softened a lot, looking at the cotton ball in his hand, Howard knew that Vardy was not estimated to amuse himself and make fun of himself, he had his own troubles.

However, Howard was calm, and the fans were about to explode.

Nima, Howard and Vardy openly showed affection and rations by digging out their ears on the court, but the problem is that Howard actually dug up such a big lump in Vardy's ears...... Cerumen.

Disgusting to death!

Anyway, with such a big lump, don't you block Vardy's ears tightly?

What is the difference between a Vardy and a deaf person in normal times?

Well, they know, they really might have come to the wrong place.

It's not a World Cup game, it's just what Vardy used to tease.

Everyone is gone, go home and wash and sleep!

In the roar of Vardy's fans, Vardy happily patted Howard on the shoulder and said to Howard with a teachable look: "Well, you did a good job, I did what I said, I promise not to score a hat-trick against you!" ”

Hearing Vardy's words, Howard didn't know whether he should be happy or sad.

If another striker had spoken to himself like this, he would have slapped you in the face and slapped you all over the place.

But Vardy said to himself that he should really thank Vardy from the bottom of his heart for not killing.

This is not a joke, once Vardy is on fire, then don't talk about himself, even the best goalkeeper in the world is just an ornament, and it is not just a random stabbing by Vardy!

Not to mention that the U.S. team's defense can't stop England's attack at all, and Vardy has a good chance of scoring five goals.

Two and five, that's definitely the essential difference.

Maybe I should be glad I did!

It's just that it's still a shame to think that as a goalkeeper, I actually have to surrender to the opponent's striker.

Who made the Great Demon King of Vardy so strong!

I'm sure my teammates will thank you for doing it!

Thinking of this, Howard cracked his mouth wide and gave Vardy a somewhat ugly smile.

Vardy turned his head and walked away, as well as taking note of his promise.

Do what you say!

Since I said that I scored two goals, then I promise to score more than one!