It's great to be able to go to another world for astrology!

- "Lemon's Astrological Diary"

The sun was shining in the early morning, Shi Haoren opened his eyes and sat up.

Although it was a thrilling night's sleep, nothing actually happened when the Van Helsing Witcher team rushed into his house and took him away. There was also no night attack on the human being.

casually put Xiaobai in his pocket, walked out of the room, and went straight down to the first floor.

Ning Ning was tinkering with something in the kitchen, while Yue Ling changed into a set of normal clothes and sat on the sofa, staring cautiously in the direction of the kitchen. Not to mention, Yueling's slightly ascetic goddess-style face, with a pure black long skirt, has a little charm.

"Landlord, you're awake!"

Hearing the sound of Shi Haoren coming downstairs, the wolf girl ran out of the kitchen in an instant, still holding two bowls of noodles in her hands.

Yueling showed her peachwood sword the moment Ling Ling came out of the kitchen, very nervous.

Shi Haoren was stunned by Ningning's outfit!

The wolf lady was wearing a pink panda hooded pajamas and a pair of slippers with rabbit ears on her feet, which could not be associated with her identity at all.

Yueling was also very puzzled by the wolf girl in front of her: "Say, are you a panda man, a werewolf or a rabbit man!" ”

Shi Haoren felt that Yueling, a poor demon hunter, would not have been living in seclusion in a cave before, but Fan Ningning's outfit made it difficult for people to associate her with a werewolf.

"Landlord landlord, Ningning will give you something to eat, you can go out after eating, Ningning will help you keep your home." Ning Ning brought the bowl to Shi Haoren, as for why it wasn't placed on the table...... As mentioned earlier, the last table in the living room has been broken by Shi Haoren.

Shi Haoren took the noodles and ate a few bites casually, and found that Yueling was looking at the noodles in his hands with disdain. Oh yes, the wolf lady only cooked two bowls of noodles, and it was absolutely impossible to cook noodles for the witcher.

This made Shi Haoren, a person with a big heart, a little dissatisfied, "Ning Ning, although she is a demon hunter, you can't treat others differently, right?" ”

"She didn't eat it, saying I would poison it."

“……”

Shi Haoren instantly felt that he had misunderstood the wolf lady in front of him, Ning Ning was such a kind wolf.

"You two stay at home, don't have conflicts, don't quarrel. Let's do it, Ningling, you go to the top platform to play your astrolabe, Yueling, you watch the TV below, and you will cook something to eat by yourself. ”

"Landlord, landlord, I want to howl twice!"

"No way!"

"Senior, I think this vicious wolf may have unleashed the power of the curse on all the pots and pans."

"Then you're hungry!"

"Landlord Landlord ......"

"Stop!" Shi Haoren grabbed Ningning's wrist and led him upstairs, "Don't go downstairs, obediently carry out your literary creation." ”

After finishing speaking, Shi Haoren went downstairs again and stared at Yueling, "Settle down, I'll tell you about ghost energy when I come back." ”

After everything was done, Shi Haoren left the house and prepared to go to the goddess's administrative office on Earth: Dog Egg Village!

In fact, Shi Haoren doesn't know whether he is a serious person or a fake serious person, he feels that his character is quite serious, but since he escaped from the imperial prison and joined the Federation, he has encountered some serious things at every turn, the most obvious example is Ding Dong 66666, the neurotic goddess, and two abnormal foods at home.

By the way, and this sad place name.

There is not even a bus in the remote area of Goudan Village, so Shi Haoren called a tricycle and took half an hour to shake it to the entrance of Goudan Village.

In fact, Goudan Village is also a well-known "treasure land" in this vicinity, of course, not because of its strange name, but because there is a male incurable disease hospital in Goudan Village, which has achieved the dreams of countless men, and is more famous than the men's hospital in the city center.

Well, except that the hospital is a modern building, it is surrounded by bungalows, and these bungalows are being demolished one after another. It is estimated that the residents who live in Goudan Village also want to leave this place as soon as possible. When others ask "where do you live", do they lose face when they say a "dog and egg village"?

There are surprisingly few residents in Goudan Village, probably because they all moved out of here after paying the demolition fee, and the entrance of the men's specialized hospital was still full of cars from the city.

Shi Haoren found a corner, looked around like a spy, and with an inexplicable uneasiness, took out the data terminal and dialed the Heaven Hotline.

Or that "very pleasant" ringtone, after which Ding Dong 66666 received the communication, as always nervous, "Dry eggs? ”

"I'm in Dog Egg Village."

"Hey, so early, I also said that I would go out and fight with a bomber first, since you're here, you can come in first."

After hearing the word "bombing", Shi Haoren was shocked, "Why don't you go out and fight with the bombing first, it's okay, I can wait." ”

"I said, why did you become such a mother-in-law after only two years, you used to not shake in the face of hundreds of warships, but now you are cowardly when you hear a bombing?"

Can battleship meat and skin meat be the same?

Shi Haoren retorted in his heart, thinking about how brilliant he had been, he couldn't be despised by Dingdong 66666, right?

Like the impassioned impassioned spirit of a strong man who has never returned, Shi Haoren spoke: "Who said I was shaking, where is the entrance?" ”

"Do you see the only building in Dogan Village that conforms to the concept of modern people?"

"See, I'll be there right away." After speaking, Shi Haoren came to the small shop not far away. The owner of this small shop didn't know where he went, but fortunately he wasn't there.

"Fart, I'm talking about that hospital!"

Really!

Shi Haoren said where the initial uneasiness came from.

He turned his head to see the world-famous men's specialist hospital in Godan Village, where a few patients walked out with smiles that "saw the dawn".

"Are you sure your office is inside the hospital?"

"Yes, I remember there is a proverb on earth that the most dangerous place is the safest place, so I moved the office here. If you look at the Imperial Pig and the God's Domain, they like to put the office passage in the headquarters of a large multinational company, which looks secretive, but is actually easy to find, and the hospital where people come and go is much safer. My last office on Earth was connected to a multinational company, and I was found out by a bomber, and then hehe! No, I'm safe when I move here! ”

Shi Haoren listened to Ding Dong 66666's words, and actually felt that he couldn't answer and couldn't refute it.

"Are you here or not!"

"Come, come!" Shi Haoren's scalp was numb, and he walked towards the male specialized hospital, "What about after entering?" ”

"Ask where the morgue is."

"There will be a morgue in this kind of hospital, you are teasing me?!"

"No, if you set up the morgue of the male specialist hospital that never goes to people as a passage to the dimension, the security of my office is higher!"

hung up the communication in an instant, and Shi Haoren felt that he couldn't continue to communicate with Dingdong 66666 at all.

A normal man walked into the Dogan Village Men's Incurable Disease Hospital and asked if there was a morgue in this male specialist hospital, where was it?

You may have to visit more often in the future.

From now on, Shi Haoren felt that he was not only suspected of having problems in some aspect of his ability, but also by others suspecting whether he was sick in the brain.