Chapter 13: The Second Tenant
Shi Haoren walked out of the house with a gloomy face, and the witch girl and the wolf girl were still sitting on the sofa obediently, motionless.
"Landlord, you're out, what did you just do?" Ning Ning glanced at Yueling with great disgust, and after seeing Shi Haoren come out, she immediately flicked her tail and hid behind Shi Haoren.
"Senior, who did you call just now, someone from the organization?"
Yueling looked curious, no matter how this tenacious girl explained to her, she still identified Shi Haoren as a senior demon hunter.
"Well, it's the people in the organization." Shi Haoren nodded, and decided to explain the three major god systems of the universe to these two abnormal creatures, opening the door to a new world for the two of them. At the very least, it is necessary to subvert their three views, so that the two of them don't make a fuss, so that they can go out by themselves.
"Aha!" Yueling's whole person was a little excited, "Senior, could it be that the organization thinks that I have a merit in arresting a werewolf and wants me to join the organization?" ”
"Arrest me, you can catch me?!" Ning Ning suddenly jumped up, trying to fight with Yueling.
"Ha, just a big-tailed wolf like you who can only catch mice in the wilderness, I can fight ten with one hand!"
"Damn witcher, you'd never think I wouldn't catch rats at all, I'm afraid of mice!"
Shi Haoren: "......"
He suddenly felt that he still didn't want to talk to the two of them about the three major god systems, and he estimated that he would be collapsed by them before he could start speaking.
"Silence!"
Shi Haoren raised the data terminal in his hand again, and the two anomalous creatures sat back on the sofa with a "sigh".
He thought of Ding Dong 66666 and told him that Fan Ningning was the person she arranged to come, and it seemed that he was careless about treating the wolf mother well?
Immediately, Shi Haoren put on a serious face, "Ningning, I have now agreed to rent the house to you to live in, and I will protect you from being harmed by the witchers in this place." ”
"I'll just say the landlord is a good guy!" Lemon happily began to flick her tail.
"As for you." Shi Haoren turned his head to look at Yueling, "Ningling is my tenant, don't hit my tenant's attention." It's getting late now, so please go back. ”
Anyway, Ding Dong 66666 didn't say anything about Yueling, this witcher girl definitely came out of nowhere. Under the arrangement of the goddess, she and Fan Ningning want to stand on the united front.
Yueling looked incredulous, "Front...... Senior, you actually want to take in an alien? Why do you want to let the juniors who are also witchers leave quickly? ”
"Yes." Shi Haoren nodded, "And let me repeat it again, don't call me senior, I have nothing to do with the demon hunter at all, don't be sentimental and feel that I am also a demon hunter...... I've said this sentence several times, and you still haven't remembered it!? ”
Yueling grew her mouth and was stunned for a long time.
Shi Haoren nodded with satisfaction, thinking that this time the witcher girl might have a long memory.
After thinking about it like this just now, Yueling suddenly nodded towards Shi Haoren with a sudden awakening face, "Senior, I understand, you are trying to let that big-tailed wolf let down his guard, the people of the organization must be coming at full speed now, we have to drag this wolf." This trick is really high, really high! ”
What the can I say!?
Shi Haoren suddenly went a little crazy, he felt that the anger he had consumed in the past two years ran to his head again, "You, give it to me, get out!" ”
"No, senior, you can't drive me away, as a senior witcher, you have an obligation to take in the homeless young witcher...... That's what it says on TV! Yueling looked straightforward and made a move of "You have the ability to kill me, and I won't leave".
Shi Haoren grabbed Lemon's snow-white tail, pulled her in front of her, and pointed at the harmless werewolf, "Ask her yourself, can she sense that I am a witcher?" ”
Ning Ning shook her head vigorously, "Landlord, you are a good person!" ”
Throwing away Lemon's tail, Shi Haoren dragged Lemon Lemon to Yueling, "Look at this poor little white wolf, who has never hurt humans, and was forced to leave his homeland by humans, he can only wander around, and finally found a place to live in peace, just got off the train and you were knocked by you with a brick so big bag, just like this, you still can't bear to target her all the time?" ”
"Senior, with all due respect...... This bag is what you knock. ”
Shi Haoren crossed his waist and glared at Yueling, "Anyway, you just want to rely on this and not leave, right?" ”
"Yes, even if my predecessors want to stop me from killing this big-tailed wolf, I can't do it, I must always keep an eye on the big-tailed wolf, lest the big-tailed wolf harm humans."
Ling Ning trembled and stretched out her finger to point at Yueling, "You damn demon hunters can hurt humans, you don't understand me at all, I don't even dare to kill a mouse!" ”
"You cunning werewolf, you just said that you didn't kill rats because you were afraid of mice, and now you want to deceive me, no way!"
"You stinky aunt!"
"You stinky wolf!"
"Enough!" Shi Haoren shouted, "You can't stop me for a while, why are you arguing again?" ”
"Landlord landlord!" Ning Ning tugged at Shi Haoren's sleeve, "Landlord, let me tell you, it's not that I don't stop, it's that the TV says that witchers and aliens are mortal enemies, and I must be worthy of my bloodline." If there was a bat in front of me, I would definitely do the same. ”
Shi Haoren pressed Ling Ling's head, pushed her to the ground and squatted, and then carefully looked at Yue Ling.
It seems that when I go to find Dingdong 66666 tomorrow morning, I will ask this witcher girl what to do.
Shi Haoren said to the tenacious girl very seriously: "Whether you can live here or not, the decision is not up to me now. I'll go tomorrow and talk to someone who has the right to decide, and you'll stay at my house tonight. Let me explain in advance that it's not impossible for you to stay here and stare at Lemon, but you must not do anything harmful to Lemon. ”
Yueling frowned, but still accepted Shi Haoren's statement.
"Landlord, landlord, are you going out tomorrow? Then I'll help you keep your home! ”
Ning Ning will be very happy when talking to Shi Haoren, maybe it's because of that big pot of noodles, right?
"Well, tomorrow I'm going to find a very important person, you obediently stay at home and write your official account, carry out your literary creation, don't make trouble."
"The host...... Meaning you want me to live with this witcher? Ning Ning bit her long white tail tightly, not knowing whether she was wronged or cute.
"Who do you think wants to live with you, or it's not to spy on you......"
"Stop!" Shi Haoren stopped the dispute between the two fools in advance this time, "I'll say here first, I'll go out tomorrow morning, and if there is an extra piece of glass when I come back, there are traces of a fight anywhere, I'll clean up the two of you together!" ”
At this moment, the two anomalous creatures nodded obediently.
"Also, if you want to live in my house, you can change your clothes, don't let the aunt next door pass by and see it, and think that I have some superstitious activities at home. If you want to come to me to do some training on Marxist values, you will be embarrassed to see if I don't fix it when the time comes. Yes, and Lemon, put your tail away, especially in the morning. You are not allowed to run to the top floor at night and howl. ”
"Don't think that one of you is a witcher and the other is a werewolf, I can't clean you up, I'm angry, one person and one brick, no matter how strong you are, you can lie down obediently."
After Shi Haoren finished speaking, he glanced at the two of them with a PDA in his hand, "Is it clear?" ”
"Okay, landlord."
"Okay, senpai."
The witcher girl and the wolf lady finally compromised with the silver-white "bricks" in Shi Haoren's hands.
So in this way, a witcher and a werewolf lived under the same roof.
After Shi Haoren arranged for the two to stay, he wanted to cry without tears and couldn't sleep all night.