Chapter 247: The average life expectancy is four thousand years
The other person was speechless, but the fireball in Lin Hehe's hand became much larger, obviously a little emotional and difficult to control. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
"What is your average age???? Zhang Dejun's words just now shocked Lin Hehe into a trance.
"Four thousand years old." Zhang Dejun patted Lin Hehe's hand and motioned him to turn down the heat, otherwise the flower chicken should be burned.
"Uh... Is it because of your culture that your digital usage is different from ours? There is this... Belch... Have an exchange rate difference? We are one year old when you are 100 years old? Lin Hehe reacted immediately, probably because of the difference in customs, and he likes to count it like this. Isn't Taoism just like that, one day is used for a year, and they don't know if they are here too.
"What do you say?" Zhang Dejun glanced at Lin Hehe.
"No way, no way! A normal person has an average lifespan of 4,000 years!! Are you elves? "For this kind of 4,000-year-old average life expectancy, Lin Hehe actually scoffed, he didn't believe it at all, with such a long lifespan, who the would still go to cultivate the truth!!
"Did I say I'm human?" Zhang Dejun glanced at Lin hehe again.
“???” Lin Hehe Nick Yang question mark face, indicating that the situation is completely outside.
"Strictly speaking, our race is not human, and normal people do not have a four-thousand-year-old lifespan, this is what you said." Picking up the teacup, Zhang Dejun said while drinking.
"Oops! Are you really not human? But that's right, it's not like we're all reproductively isolated! Regarding the statement that Zhang Dejun is not a person, Lin Hehe barely understood.
"Huh!? That's not right! You all have an average life expectancy of 4,000, and you're still a fart immortal. We cultivate immortals for immortality, you are not immortal, but it is not far off, and it can be regarded as fifty percent immortal. Why risk your life to cultivate any immortals? Lin Hehe didn't understand this kind of behavior of being born in happiness and not knowing blessings, obviously he had already completed the ultimate goal of most cultivators, but he still had to go down the road against the sky.
"Personal pursuits." I don't know if this is Zhang Dejun's first white eye, in short, today's Lin Hehe is like just getting off the train, he is very fresh about everything, and he does not have the demeanor of a worldly master at all.
"This holy monk, I don't know what your average life expectancy is?" As the future emperor, the crown prince naturally has to pay attention to this new race to see if it can be a help.
"Eighty..."After thinking about it, Lin Hehe reported a little higher, so that he would die more dignified.
“!!!” The prince's eyes widened and he looked at Lin Hehe in horror, obviously he couldn't imagine that the life span of an immortal would be shorter than his. It is said that dying at night is enough, but after all, it is a beautiful metaphor, and now it seems that it is not just a metaphor.
"Shangxian, it's hard work." The prince clenched his hands into fists and made a gesture to Lin Hehe.
"Hey, hey, hey! We're just short-lived, what kind of sympathy is in your eyes!! The sympathy that flowed from the prince's eyes made Lin Hehe very dissatisfied.
"It's the same way you look at grasshoppers, except that they're human." Zhang Dejun explained.
"Oh too! I would be sad if someone told me that they only lived an average of 16 months. But why am I so unhappy about this? Lin Hehe used the heart to compare the heart, and probably experienced the first-person perspective of the prince.
Originally, the crown prince was worried that such a worldly master would affect the stability of his dynasty, but now it seems that in fact, as long as he is honest and hardworking, he can boil them all to death. So there's no worry about that at all, just treat them as tricksters.
“... You have such a long lifespan, shouldn't the population be small? The better the genes, the lower the fertility rate! "This question bothers Lin hehe, you don't see Nezha who has been pregnant with him for three years.
"The fertility rate is not high, and it takes us about five years to give birth to a child." Zhang Dejun nodded and replied.
"That's right! Then why are you so populous.... yes, I forgot that you are 4,000 years old. As he spoke, Lin Hehe recalled again, and touched his bald head in frustration.
"Forget it, don't talk about this, eat chicken and eat chicken." After thinking about it, it was almost time to call the flower chicken, Lin Hehe shook out the soil ball, smashed the mud shell, and the aroma wafted out of it.
"It's really a fairy method!" Since knowing that Lin Hehe and their lifespan is not long, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince has let go of the mentality of respecting and staying away from Lin Hehe. After all, immortals who have not lived on their own are not considered immortals. Of course, the matter of robbing immortals for basic immortality was brought by Zhang Dejun with Spring and Autumn brushwork. It's all for the stability of the country.
"Hi... Try my hand at it. Lin Hehe handed a chicken to the prince, and the rest he gnawed on sadly, as if he was planning to put his thoughts on the chicken leg and want to eliminate his sadness by eliminating the chicken leg.
"Uh..." Zhang Dejun looked at Lin Hehe and the prince with a bewildered expression, and there was a little bit of an exception.
"Second brother, let's eat together." Seeing that Lin Hehe had already eaten half of it, the prince couldn't say anything like coming back, so he directly tore the chicken in his hand and gave half of it to Zhang Dejun.
The prince Zhang Dejun and the others ate very happily, although they couldn't eat enough, they seemed to have returned to their previous state. It's not just for men and women, it's also for men and women! Only Lin Hehe can eat a flower chicken to eat the emotions of grief and indignation, like an enemy of life and death.
"By the way, second brother, remember to come tomorrow's festival, and I will send someone to call you." The prince touched his mouth with his sleeve without paying any attention to the image, and Lin Hehe maliciously guessed the origin of the dark gold marks on his white robe.
"Naturally, I'll go, but I'll have to meet my father and queen mother, after all, I just came back today to say hello to them." Zhang Dejun said.
"Then I don't have to go with me, after all, it's your family party, and I'm really not an outsider, right?" Lin Hehe said very self-awarely.
"No, you're going with you." Zhang Dejun's answer surprised Lin Hehe.
"Huh?" Obviously, the crown prince didn't understand what his second brother was thinking, after all, it was very abnormal to bring outsiders to a family banquet, not to mention bringing such a threatening outsider, people who didn't know would think that this prince was afraid that he was not going to usurp the throne.
"That's the case, you also tasted his craftsmanship big brother just now, I want him to make a special table for his father and mother, so that they can enjoy it!" Zhang Dejun pointed to the chicken bones on the ground and explained.
"The second brother has a heart!"
"It seems that I have surpassed the little master!" Lin Hehe had a feeling of being alone and seeking defeat.