Chapter 248: Pretending to be a pig doesn't necessarily eat a tiger

"Let's go, come with me to meet my father. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info "After Zhang Dejun sent off the prince, he also prepared a carriage and called Lin Hehe to find the current emperor together, so that they could see what it means to be a luminous cuisine."

"Okay? Take me as an outsider? Lin Hehe was still a little panicked, after all, he was the head of a country, and he was still a little prestigious. Although he can be crushed by strength, there is such a thing as class. Although he is a well-educated modern pillar of society, as soon as he sees the feudal system, he will subconsciously want to change something and share something.

"Don't be stupid, you're the one who used to be a cook." Zhang Dejun glanced at Lin Hehe.

“... Hey, I'm so angry! Forget it, the cook is the cook! It's my hobby, after all! When I see people happy to eat, I'm happy! After a wave of self-hypnosis, Lin Hehe felt a little better.

"I'm not bullying you, after the fact, I will naturally be paid." Zhang Dejun said.

"Don't be anything, when I become the emperor, I will make you the crown prince, right? I can't stand it! Looking at Zhang Dejun's humble gentleman appearance in China, Lin Hehe couldn't help but want to die to see how long he could endure it.

However, Zhang Dejun was not angry, he still looked at Lin Hehe with the look of hating iron and steel, and seemed to fully express the word mud with his eyes, and Lin Hehe was very uncomfortable when he saw it.

"Okay, I'll not say anything. Take a walk and go to the Royal Palace. "Being looked at like this all the time makes me really a bit muddy. Lin Hehe pulled his old face and followed Zhang Dejun into the carriage.

"Senior, what kind of attitude should I use towards your parents, be arrogant or flattering?" It is basically impossible to expect Lin Hehe not to speak. As a senior cross talk player, Lin Hehe is proficient in stand-up matching, so this mouth cannot be sealed unless the emperor comes.

"How to face it, how to face it, don't have any psychological burden. Of course, don't be too bad, then I'm my father after all. Lin Hehe found that as long as there were outsiders present, Zhang Dejun was called his father and queen mother, and at other times, he was directly called his father and mother.

"Senior, why do you want to separate your father and mother from your father and queen mother?" Lin Hehe was a little puzzled, it shouldn't be a quirk.

"Hey, royal majesty, although they are my father, but the royal family is not allowed to call me that, I want to call myself a son in front of them." Zhang Dejun said helplessly.

"I'm tired, like this." For this situation of being a son and a subordinate at the same time, Lin Hehe is grateful and insensitive, and he is very glad that he was not born in a noble family.

"Hawkers, I have enjoyed the privileged life brought to me by my identity and bloodline, and naturally I have to pay a price." Zhang Dejun is very open-minded.

"Your Highness, it's here." The coachman's voice came in.

"Let's go, when we get to the palace gate, we need to walk ahead." Zhang Dejun walked in front, led Lin Hehe through the corridor between these red walls and yellow tiles, stepped on the blue brick road, and walked into the depths of the palace group step by step.

"Is it suitable for me to enter the harem??" The thought of entering the emperor's stable made Lin Hehe a little unnatural. It is definitely not an exaggeration to write about 3,000 harem beauties in history, because there are more than 3,000 harems including palace maids. It's just that it's still uncertain whether it's the Qing palace or the harem of the Tang Dynasty, although the aesthetics of both don't meet Lin Hehe's.

"I hope it's Yan Slim Ring Fat! Yan Slim Ring Fat! Yan Slim Ring Fat! Lin Hehe kept muttering, with his bald head, it was quite a monk.

"It's okay, you are a monk, naturally you don't have to worry, not to mention that our family is not going to be because you entered the harem once, relax and cook well, your cultivation is not very good, but this skill of changing teeth is a meritorious creation. I also want my parents to try the food of the Xiuzhen Realm. Zhang Dejun rolled the white of Lin Hehe's eyes again, telling him not to think about it, his father is not the kind of tyrant who will kill people because of "what do you see".

"That's good." Although he has the strength to be in his body, Lin Hehe is not worried about his life, but it is not a good experience to chase and fight others.

"Oops! Brother Qi Wang, wait for me! Wait for me! With the sound of heavy footsteps, Lin Hehe turned around and saw a fat man running over step by step.

"Ahh It's really you, Brother Qi! Long time no see! I heard you're back today, little brother... The little brother is here immediately! Are you going to see your father? The fat man took out a handkerchief and wiped his sweat, gasped and asked.

"Not bad... You are... Fourth brother? Rao is Zhang Dejun couldn't recognize the identity of this person at first glance, and used the monk's ability to observe words and colors to deduce the identity of the person in front of him from his memory.

"It's not me! Brother Wang really remembers me! The fat man wiped his sweat and said.

"What happened to the fourth brother when he saw his father?" Zhang Dejun was a little curious, what caused his fourth brother to be fat like this for ten years, but it was not good to ask directly, so he had to talk about something else first.

"Hey, please cut some fiefdoms, it's too big for me to manage." The fat man said directly without concealing it.

"Uh, what is the fourth brother's fief?" The princes have always only disliked that their fiefdoms are too small, after all, the number of courtiers under them is only a lot more, and it is impossible to see that the fourth brother has reached this level.

"Seven states." The fat man replied.

"Uh... It's only seven states, why do you have to cut it? Is someone persecuting you!? Tell your brother, and make your decisions for your brother! "Seven states is definitely only a little less for a prince, and if he asks for a cut, Zhang Dejun feels that someone may be persecuting him.

After all, in addition to the eldest prince, the positions of the other princes are very awkward, and it is inevitable that there will be situations such as the overhead of the ministers, and when I think of the size of my younger brother, the plot of the prince being captive by the ministers comes out.

"No, no, the second brother misunderstood, I asked for it myself." The fat man hurriedly waved his hand, signaling that it was just his idea.

"Why?" Zhang Dejun was very puzzled.

"Hey... I'm just picking up people's teeth and wisdom, second brother, you do the same thing, I just learn from you, but the method is a little different. ”

"Huh? I see... Hey, I'm sorry for you. After thinking about it for a while, Zhang Dejun also figured it out.

"Yes, I don't have the courage to ask the second brother, so I can only do this. My queen mother is an unassertive person, and she can't listen to the bewitchment of those uncles, so I simply eat more obese, so that I can dispel their minds. There was bitterness between the fat man's eyebrows.

"This is also a master who pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger..."Lin Hehe glanced at the fat man, and didn't dare to underestimate it anymore.

"This mage misunderstood, I only pretend to be a pig, not a tiger!!"