Chapter 54: Roll Rough
Chen Er felt very speechless at this time, he couldn't come down, how did he climb up just now?
However, having said that, Chen Er couldn't watch the few of them screaming on it, and it was still his name.
The girl wearing a green hat shouted at Chen Er, "Dear, can you do me a favor~ help borrow a ladder~"
Chen Er glanced at her, "Look here, how can you borrow a ladder?" β
The other party was slightly stunned, and then his eyes scanned the surroundings, and he was speechless.
Chen Er stood below and spread his hands, "You guys jump down one by one, I can catch it." β
The cuckold hesitated and asked, "You're not afraid of being smacked to death by us?" β
Before Chen Er could speak, another girl clung to the railing on the window and said, "What are you afraid of, if you are stunned, you will be dragged home directly!" β
To put it proudly.
Chen Er raised his eyebrows, "Society, society, admiration." β
Then he urged, "Come down quickly, I can catch it, and if I drag it on, I'll be gone." β
So the girls on the windowsill all started to look at me, and I looked at you, and seemed a little hesitant, and no one wanted to be the first guinea pig.
The cuckold gritted his teeth and said, "I'm coming!" β
Then, as soon as he closed his eyes, he jumped down as if he were rushing to the execution ground.
The other girls couldn't help but close their eyes, as if they didn't want to see the blood splattered on the spot.
But unexpectedly, there was no sound of heavy objects falling to the ground, and there was no screaming. So everyone opened their eyes at the same time and looked down, and then let out an exclamation together.
They didn't expect Chen Er's arm strength to be amazing, jumping down from such a high place, and catching people!
The cuckold girl fell into Chen Er's arms safely.
Both hands tightly grasped the clothes on Chen Er's chest.
Chen Er saw that her eyes were still closed, so she said loudly, "Fortunately, I am not a woman, if I am a woman, you are like this, I can sue you for sexual harassment." β
The green hat immediately opened his eyes, then met Chen Er's eyes, and quickly looked away, seeing that his hands were tightly grasping the other party's chest......
No, it should be grabbing the clothes on the other person's chest.
So she lowered her head and quickly came out of Chen Er's arms.
Chen Er glanced at her, and could only see that her snow-white neck suddenly turned red.
Chen Er complained in his heart, "Obviously, he is the one who was touched, and he should be the one who should blush." β
In a few moments, all the people came down.
Chen Er naturally raised his feet and walked away, but the group of girls hurriedly caught up with Chen Er.
The girl wearing the cuckold asked Chen Er if he had practiced it specifically.
Otherwise, why is the strength so great, according to the principles of physics, Chen Er has just picked up several people, and he has not been fractured, which is already very rare.
You can't still be like a nobody.
Chen Er smiled and said, "Because I am born with divine powers." β
The cuckold girl also laughed, "Then are you a last name?" β
Chen Er glanced at her, "You were just about to secretly photograph me, I don't care, I'm leaving now, don't follow." β
The cuckold trotted to catch up with Chen Er, "It's not me who wants to take a sneak peek at you!" β
Chen Er thought about it carefully, the person who said this sentence on the window just now was indeed not her.
"But you're in a group."
Cuckold pointed at his finger and said, "I'm a good student." β
"Eun." Chen Er nodded and said, "Only good students climb people's windows." β
The green hat didn't care what Chen Er said, she smiled and blinked a pair of big eyes and said, "Are you interested in being a substitute teacher in college~~"
Chen Er glanced at her, only to find that her eyes were exceptionally bright and extraordinarily large, and the corners of her eyes were very beautiful, like almonds.
Chen Er waved his hand, "People like me should not be a teacher and harm others." β
After saying that, he continued to walk forward, but the little green hat was not discouraged.
Quickly catch up with Chen Er, "How good it is to be a teacher, easy and fun!" β
"I can also play with a group of lively and cute classmates like me!"
"The more you live, the younger you get!"
Chen Erton paused, "You mean I'm old." β
The little green hat chuckled dryly, "I didn't mean that!" β
Chen Er just looked at her and didn't speak.
The little green hat grinned and pointed to Chen Er's shirt, trying to change the topic, "Your dress is very good-looking, this big red, it's festive when you look at it!" β
Chen Er was stunned and slightly surprised, "What color do you say this is?" β
He pointed to his blue-gray shirt.
The little green hat's eyes widened, and his eyes were full of water, as if they were about to overflow.
"Red...... Isn't it? β
Chen Er: "The red of God's meow, this is blue-gray ......"
What big man is okay to wear red on the street?
The little green hat was stunned, then stretched out his hands to hold his face and said, "I'll go, did I see the wrong color again!" β
"I actually forgot!"
Chen Er squinted his eyes at her, "Are you colorblind?" β
The little green hat nodded.
Chen Er moved his gaze to her hat, "No wonder, I would choose this forgiveness ......"
The little green hat pulled the hat off his head and said, "What! It's forgiveness color! β
She gritted her teeth, "They actually told me it was pink!" β
"No wonder so many people looked at me along the way! I thought I had become beautiful all of a sudden......"
It was as if I heard the sound of raindrops falling on the green grassland......
The little green hat took out a business card and stuffed it into Chen Er's hand, and then walked away!
"Crazy women, take your lifeβ"
Then he quickly rushed towards his friends.
Chen Er shook his head, and then looked at the business card in his hand, which was actually the phone number of the school affairs office of a foreign university.
Chen Er thought it was a local university.
If you look closely at the name of the school, it is still a very famous Ivy League school.
It's very interesting that such universities actually offer electives related to cooking?
Chen Er pinched the business card in his hand and said to himself, "Liar, absolute liar." β
After returning to Yanjing, Chen Er learned that Zhao Chengping had come to find him, so he called Zhao Chengping back, and the two made an appointment to meet at a time and place.
And after a few days, Gou Xuefang, who had already swollen into a pig's head, was sitting on the side, holding a small mirror and looking around.
Chen Er couldn't help but laugh out loud when he saw him like that.
Gou Xuefang looked like he had been pressed to the ground and rubbed hard.
"It's only been a few days since I saw you, and you've become like this, could it be that you did something shady?"
Chen Er touched his chin and said, "I have to say that you are still handsome like this." β
Gou Xuefang put down the mirror in his hand and looked up at Chen Er, revealing his swollen cheeks.
"Really?"
Chen Er nodded with certainty, "After all, you look very much like Marshal Tianpeng's relatives now, how can you also take advantage of a handsome word." β
Gou Xuefang: "Get rough." β