28. My toilet is connected to another world
"Here?"
"Well, that, the environment is a little worse, forgive me, wait a minute, I'll open the door.。 Da Bai scratched his head honestly and said with a smile.
"Hmm. Fortunately, except for the fact that it looks a little older, everything else is fine. Chen Li glanced around at the environment next to him and said indifferently.
The surrounding houses look old, and the style is like the last century, and the mottled walls are painted layer after layer of paint, like an old woman wearing heavy makeup. However, although it is old, the greening of the community is not bad, and a few old trees grow overwhelmingly, which makes people feel comfortable at a glance.
"Hehehe." Da Bai Gan laughed, pulled Yuan Shen over, and asked in a low voice while opening the door, "Hey, why do you want to bring Su Yuexue?" ”
"She has to come along, what can you do?" Yuan Shen shrugged, "It's okay." ”
"It's okay, the fewer people who know about this kind of thing, the better!" Da Bai glared and whispered, "This matter is about eating and drinking spicy food in the second half of my life." ”
"If you want to eat and drink spicy food, jump in directly, and you don't jump, and you still beep like this, I'm embarrassed." Yuan Shen glanced at him, "And she, well, if one day, a middle two patient comes over and tells you that she has found a hole that leads to another world, do you believe it or not?" ”
"I'm not stupid!" Da Bai shook his head decisively, and suddenly his heart was blessed, his eyes lit up, and he high-fived: "Yes, I don't jump, but I can let others jump!" Otherwise, hey, you see, now that the crossing is so popular, let's create a crossing company, dedicated to providing services for those who want to cross, they go to the gold pan to their heart's content, to realize their dreams, let's just mean a little. Hey, hey, there are so many secondary diseases, everyone accepts a little from him, and it's a lot! Haha, set a small goal first and earn him 100 million! Tsk, I'm a genius! Hahaha! ”
Yuan Shen squinted his eyes and fell into yy's inextricable whiteness, shook his head, ignored him, turned around and said to Chen Li: "Please come in, old leave." Forgive this dead fat man, the dead house likes brain supplements so much, come in. ”
Chen Li shrugged, what can you say, are you two really good, or say, please whisper, Su Yuexue next to her can hang an oil bottle in her mouth.
Walking into the house, the old-fashioned room is not very transparent, the faint light of various electrical display lights is intertwined in the dimness, comics and figurines are placed at random, plus game consoles and desktop computers, the standard dead house residence, however, it is somewhat unexpected, the air in the house is fine, and there is no strange smell.
"Where's the location?" Chen Li glanced at the room, nothing interesting, looked at the source of the spatial fluctuations, and said casually, "That?" ”
Yuan Shen nodded, stretched out his thumb, and said with a smile: "Okay, Lao Li, you have real skills, yes, there is a hole in it." But I still want to ask more, can this thing really only be blocked? ”
Chen Li shrugged his shoulders and said casually: "Do you know the theory of war?" ”
"Huh?" Da Bai squeezed in, followed by the cautious Su Yuexue, the little girl was always a little shy when there were many people, and she only talked a lot when she was with Chen Li. The middle and second diseases are probably like this.,Shrink up when you're not familiar or when there are a lot of people.,When you're ripe, you're going crazy.。。
"All group behaviors must be driven by interests. For example, in the voyages of the Age of Discovery, those navigators were originally only for gold and spices, and then evolved into colonization, and what remained unchanged was profit. Chen Li pointed to the closed toilet door and said casually, "Opening a space-time channel will inevitably consume a lot of resources, and there is not enough profit to drive it, so idiots do such a thankless job." And the most direct benefit is to directly plunder the resources here, so if you don't want to suddenly have an army of unknown lives in the house when you are sleeping one day, it is better to plug that hole. ”
Yuan Shen glanced at Dabai, he looked at Chen Li with a confused expression, noticed Yuan Shen's gaze, and shook his head decisively, saying that he understood every word, but when he put it together, he was stupid.
Yuan Shen touched his chin and said tentatively: "Lao Li, to put it simply, do you think you made this hole. Those things, are they uneasy and kind? ”
"Ninety-nine percent isn't a good thing, and of course, if you want to bet on the remaining 0.01, I'm fine." Chen Li looked at Da Bai.
Da Bai's face changed, and after a while, he gritted his teeth and asked carefully: "That, master, you are so powerful, why don't you think of a way to help me fix this hole, so that the other side can't come over, isn't that okay?" ”
"As long as the hole is opened, the coordinates here are exposed, and this hole can't be crossed, and another one can be opened on the opposite side." Chen Li shook his head and said.
Da Bai held his breath, and sighed faintly for a while, "Hey,, there's really no way!" Made, this opportunity to make a fortune. Hey, forget it, I hate this world, but if it is destroyed, I will have a bit of a headache. Plug it and bet on it. It's a pity that my crossing company. Goodbye, my beauties, goodbye, red grandpa Mao. ”
Yuan Shen shrugged his shoulders and interrupted Da Bai's chatter, "Then plug it up, Lao Li." There's no way, we're all cowardly dead houses, and although our lives are a little harder now, we're already very happy, and we don't want to do so many moths. ”
"Well, that's what I thought too." Chen Li smiled and looked left and right in the room.
"Well, what do you need from us? For example, black dog blood, black donkey hooves? Or cinnabar? Or what virgin blood or something? Yuan Shen looked at Chen Li's movements, licked his lips, didn't know why, after confirming it, he suddenly became a little excited.
"Virgin blood? How do you get this stuff? You don't even have a woman around you who can talk. Da Bai suddenly discovered something and complained wittily.
Yuan Shen subconsciously glanced at Su Yuexue next to him. The girl immediately hugged herself, took a step back, and looked at him with some horror.
"Why not! That,Don't be afraid of the moon snow.,I'm not talking about you.。。 Yuan Shen scratched his cheeks a little embarrassed, kicked Dabai with some annoyance, and said, "Is it time to complain about this?" Be serious! Now we are preparing for a mysterious ceremony! ”
"Oooh. In other words, you really won't get off the list early, right? Our brothers have said that we will live and die together, and stick to the last glory of the FFF regiment together. ”
"Shut up!" Yuan Shen covered his face, decided to ignore him, turned his head to look at Chen Li, who was speechless next to him, pulled his cheeks, made a smile, and said, "That, Lao Li, is there anything we can help?" ”
"Just stand by and applaud." Chen Li listened to the crosstalk of the two, smiled, and retracted his gaze. Sure, there is nothing special about this house, the terrain around here, not like it is caused by natural factors.
"Okay." Yuan Shen licked his lips with some regret.
Chen Li slowly walked to the closed door and asked casually, "By the way, I haven't heard you say just now, where did this hole come from in the toilet?" ”
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The expressions of the two cross talk actors are a little subtle.
The door opens slowly, and the ordinary floor, the ordinary water heater, the ordinary washing machine, the only thing that is not quite normal is the glimmer. Toilet.
"Toilet?" Chen Li's face was a little strange, and there was a strange sense of comical that he didn't know what to say. Turning his head to look at the two of them, he was also weird, hesitated for a moment, and asked, "Excuse me, how did you go to the toilet?" ”
Da Bai was a little embarrassed, "That, actually, I was in the pit when I was squatting. ”
"Oh." The atmosphere was a little strange for a while, Chen Li turned his head and looked at it again, well, the toilet bowl that glowed like fireflies in the dark, and his mood was a little delicate for a while.
A group of wise whitebeards, serious, serious in the face of the mysterious, magnificent teleportation circle, countless experiments, countless efforts, finally, the portal opened! At this moment, a lump soars, and it falls gracefully and slowly. Think about this picture.
It's really a bit of a feeling.