27. My toilet is connected to another world

"So, the plan now is, I'll wait and go in first, see what's going on in the store, probe the manager, and see if he knows about this kind of thing. If things are in order, I'll send you a WeChat message, and you can go in again, understand? ”

"Oh. . . Hey, wait, what if it's not right? ”

"Then you go in too, and it's a meal, but don't mention it."

"Oooh. Hurry up! ”

"Got it, hide it."

Yuan Shen tidied up his clothes, checked it, there was no problem, took a deep breath, strode towards the door of the store, and without waiting to push the door open, the door opened by itself, so startled that he took a step back and calmed down, it turned out that it happened to be an elegant woman coming out of it, the two glanced at each other, stunned, and nodded to each other, "Oh, I'm sorry!" Thank you.. ”

The woman didn't seem to say anything, just smiled gently and nodded, and then passed by. A faint fragrance of flowers wafted by, and Yuan Shen was stunned, remembering the clichΓ©d conversation: "Girl, have we met somewhere?" Then he shook his head, what did he think, and he was still down to business.

Yuan Shen shook his head, sat down stiffly, looked at the two staring at him strangely, and asked, "What are you two looking at?" Is there something wrong? ”

"No, what are you nervous about?" Chen Li spread his hands and asked with a smile, "Do you want to ask for the contact information of the lady just now?" ”

"What?" How do you know? Yuan Shen was stunned, the words came to his lips, and he hurriedly waved his hand and forcibly changed his words, "What do I want her contact information for?" Hey, don't take me crooked, wait, I'm thinking about what to say. ”

Tilting his head and thinking for a moment, he said, "That, I have a friend, in his toilet, there is. . . ”

"Don't you really want it?" Chen Li wiped his hands, touched his chin, and asked with a smile.

"Don't interrupt." Yuan Shen rubbed the tip of his nose, avoided the question, and said, "Anyway, Lao Li, do you know anything about the occult?" ”

"It's okay." Chen Li shook his eyebrows, poured him a glass of lemonade, and then pointed to Su Yuexue, who looked like a groundhog next to him, and said, "If the occult is like hers, then I'm quite familiar with it." ”

"Huh?" Su Yuexue hugged her notebook and blinked, looking innocent.

Chen Li smiled at her and continued, "But if it's Dongfang Xianxia's system, I don't understand it very well. However, everything is the same, and maybe I don't understand the specific Oriental theory, but it's okay to give some advice. ”

"Oh, a little advice, that's fine." Yuan Shen scratched his head with a smile, looking like he didn't understand but you were amazing.

"So, do you want to restore the memories of your last life?" Chen Li nodded and said.

"What?" Yuan Shen was stunned.

"Regain your memory."

"Why should I restore the memory of my previous life?"

"Don't you want to?" Chen Li touched his chin with some regret.

"Not at all!" Yuan Shen said categorically, thought about it, and added, "Unless I remember any treasures in my last life." ”

"Okay." Chen Li shrugged.

"Wait, you've led me crooked again." Yuan Shen waved his hand, trying to bring the topic back to his own rhythm, and said, "That, Lao Li, I have a friend who has encountered something recently, I want to help him ask, is it okay?" ”

"Yes, but you'll have to answer my question first." Chen Li waved his hand absently, "Waiting and being waited, which one is more fortunate?" ”

"Ahh Su Yuexue, who was next to her, covered her mouth and looked at Chen Li and Yuan Shen in surprise.

Yuan Shen looked confused, glanced at Su Yuexue who was looking excited and expectant next to him, turned his head to look at Chen Li, and said, "What kind of problem is this?" How do you feel gay in gay, say in advance, old and leave, I'm a male, and I love women. ”

"Coincidentally, so did I." Chen Li nodded solemnly and reached a consensus.

"So I don't have to answer this question?"

"No, you don't answer, and I won't answer your question."

"I haven't even asked yet. You haven't even listened to the question, and if you wait and say you don't know, I'll be very sorry. ”

"Peace of mind." Chen Li waved his hand magnanimously and said, "If I can't answer, I'll treat you to ten meals for free." ”

"Yes! Deal! Yuan Shen immediately agreed, this wave is okay, and there will be no loss. After thinking for a moment, he said, "This question has no beginning or end, I don't know who is waiting for whom, but if it were me, I might ask that person, waiting and being expected, which one is happier?" ”

"Huh?" Without waiting for Chen Li to speak, Su Yuexue couldn't wait to squeeze over, her bright eyes staring at Yuan Shen tightly, "Why is this sentence?" ”

Yuan Shen was a little unaccustomed to being stared at by her, leaned back, looked up and thought about it, and said, "Probably, I guess, the person who asked this question is probably waiting for someone, maybe he has been waiting for a long time, and he is a little resentful in his heart, so he asked this question." ”

Then, I would like to ask that person a question about how happy it is to wait and be expected to be the one who is happier. Being expected is actually stressful, I have a buddy who has a happy family after he got married, but he is terrified at the thought of going home. So, if you feel that it is worth waiting like this, and you feel happy and look forward to the moment you get together, then wait, otherwise don't wait. Yuan Shen said, shrugging.

"Hmm." Su Yuexue frowned tightly and shook her head, "I think... This answer is not good. ”

"That's just my personal opinion. FYI. Yuan Shen saw that Su Yuexue's expression was not very satisfied, and hurriedly added, "By the way, can you ask me?" ”

"Just ask." Chen Li smiled mysteriously, didn't comment on Yuan Shen's answer, just refilled a glass of lemonade for himself, and motioned for him to ask.

"Whew, that, I'll ask if... I mean, if there's a black hole in the toilet that can't be filled, what is the situation? Yuan Shen asked cautiously, looking at Chen Li nervously.

"That's a lot of that." Chen Li took a sip of lemonade, "The macroscopic matter must be conserved, so if there is in, there will be out." It depends on where the exit of the hole is, if it's this world, it's just a general space-time wormhole, if it's another world, it's more troublesome, it's a plane portal. Moreover, whether the hole appeared artificially or naturally is also a trouble point. Of course, it's also possible that it's just your toilet leaking. ”

"What is the difference between man-made and natural?" Yuan Shen looked dazed, automatically filtered Chen Li's cold jokes, and naturally followed his words and asked.

"If it's natural, that's fine, if you don't feel safe to plug it. If it is man-made, then it will be troublesome, and it is likely to be a precursor to other intelligent beings wanting to invade here, even if this place is blocked, I am afraid that other places will appear. Chen Li said lightly.

"Huh? However, the hole seems to be only able to swallow things, and it is quite small. Yuan Shen asked with a tangled expression.

Chen Li shrugged, "Well, suppose you're going to invade a world you don't know, shouldn't you open a small hole first to see the situation on the other side?" If you accidentally drive to the center of the earth, wouldn't it be funny to go straight there? ”

"So open a small hole, and there will be lava coming from the ground, and there will be seawater backing up at the bottom of the sea, so that at least some of the dangerous places will be eliminated. Then put a vacuum chamber in the place of the portal, so that the gas molecules near the portal can be captured, and the composition of the atmosphere can be analyzed, which is why it only swallows things. ”

Yuan Shen looked dazed, glanced at Su Yuexue, who was also sluggish next to him, then looked at Chen Li, and said, "I don't understand. To put it simply, do you have a solution to this? ”

"Of course." Chen Li nodded casually, took another sip of lemonade, and just said a little too much in one breath, and his mouth was a little dry, "As long as... ”

"Wait, I'm calling someone!" Yuan Shen saw that Chen Li was about to say the answer, so he hurriedly stopped him and said, "Let him listen together." As he spoke, he took out his mobile phone, crackled a series of words, and then immediately sent:

"Da Bai, get over here! There's a play! ”