"Mmmm, hello everyone, this is the Red and White Theater~"

“…… I'm the main character. ”

"Yo, the protagonist, you still look weak~"

"Whose fault do you think it is!! How long have you been delaying the update?! If you want to cheat, you have to be decisive!! ”

"Well, in fact, I was going to seal the pen some time ago."

"The big revelation that was released all of a sudden?!"

"But when I thought about the serious consequences of the absence of a talent like me in the literary world, I gave up on that idea."

"You won't have an impact on the literary world with less or less of a pit like you! Even if it does, it will have a positive impact on the quality of works in the literary world! ”

"There are poems as evidence, the red and white seal pen is red and white, and there is no red and white ambition in the world."

"That's not true!!"

"Actually, I've thought about updating the ...... well."

"Then go for more!"

"Then I opened the starting point writer's area and was scared down by the pit inside, how much time does it take me to finish writing this......"

"Who wants you to open so many pits! At least one step at a time to complete a book first! ”

So after a few chapters, I was attracted to other books. Then I felt like "Ah, it's so troublesome", so I went to the game. ”

“……”

"I wanted to update the game after I finished playing it, so I was relieved to play it first."

"Ah...... It's slow, but it's not impossible—"

"In other words, Alsace is indeed difficult to fight, and it deserves to be called the most difficult boss."

"Online Game ?!!"

"Mmmm, I'll update it after playing this!"

"Are you done?!! This game is still updating the expansion!! How many to change a single machine!! ”

"Ah, there are also stand-alone ones!"

"(sighs) That's it, hurry up and finish the game and go more-"

"Anyway, Gensokyo is hard to build......"

"Minecraft?!"

"We've just built a Hakurei Shrine, and the rest is still in progress."

"Don't do it!! How long are you going to build the whole Gensokyo?!! ”

"Huh? But I've only been building it for a year and a half. ”

"You're still going to build it for a year and a half?!! And that one was built by a whole team! You're going to build it for a few years?!! ”

"Anyway, what the hell are you going to do today?!"

"Update, ......"

"Then you go quickly, ahh!!!!h

Gold pickup card for Valentine's Day in the special chapter

Because of the shortage of ingredients, Archer went to the convenience store to buy ingredients. The boy who works at a convenience store recognizes this regular customer who comes to buy once a day at a glance.,And as a man.,I always remember beautiful girls very clearly.

"Ahh Welcome! Is the young lady shopping again? ”

Little your sister, sister, your sister, call your sister, look at your sister!

The corners of his mouth twitched in an invisible amplitude, but Archer nodded lightly and walked in.

Originally, there was no need for Archer to purchase so frequently, but there were too many foodies at home, Saber and Dahe alone ate a lot, not to mention that there was a Hercules at home...... If you look at that scared body, you can eat it......

And during the day, Coyote and Rin have to go to school, so the job of cooking is directly handed over to Archer's son, who inherited Archer's housekeeping EX.

Bastard! I'm not a housewife!!

Archer silently shed tears in her heart as she began to choose the ingredients.

Perhaps because of the large amount of food purchased by myself, the ingredients at this shop have become much richer. At present, there are a lot more meats, such as whale meat, puffer fish meat, sea cucumber meat, octopus meat, water urchin meat, lake monster meat, Cthulhu meat, and-

"Uh-huh...... Yo! This king's beloved concubine! ”

Golden Pica meat

"Is it bad to be a teacher...... Didn't you look at the yellow calendar when you went out today...... No, it's in Japan now, so according to Japanese customs...... Cursed? ”

"Which country's custom is this?! Japan also has a yellow calendar! ”

"Ah, yes."

With a faint response, Archer continued to select the ingredients. Anyway, it's daytime, so even if you want to fight, you can't fight. Not to mention......

Glancing to the other side of the counter, a dozen teenagers were trying to hide their bodies behind the counter. This situation appeared a few days ago, and to be specific, it should be that your charm is gradually playing its due role. In short, it is common to be followed and accosted on the street, and ******** or something is also common

Not paying much attention to Archer's performance, Gilgamesh clasped his hands on his chest and said with a very remarkable look:

"Hmph~Hmph~Hand it over~"

The movement of his hand stopped, and Archer held his forehead helplessly

“…… It's such a terrible guy, how the hell do you see it? ”

"Hmph, that's a clear situation, right? What's more, it's still from the king's view. ”

"Cut...... There's no way, it's all up to you. ”

Archer made an unhappy voice and placed a purse on Gilgamesh's outstretched hand

Cut, how did this guy see that I had secretly taken Rin's wallet?

"Who's asking for your money?!!"

It was thrown in the face in an instant

"Why do you think that this king is asking for your money?! Do you think this king will still lack this money?! ”

It's not about money, that's good. Silently putting away his wallet, Archer continued to sweep the various meats into the shopping basket

"And what do you want? Say it in advance, the fat times can't be given to you. ”

"Is this king a pervert in your heart who will look for girls to be fat?!!

"That's right...... Sorry I didn't think it through. ”

Is this Cthulhu meat? The owner of this convenience store is more powerful than I thought......

"Yes! This king is too-"

"Do you want to help put it on your head?"

"How hopelessly perverted this king is!!"

Yes, I think so too, and so do the crowd who have been secretly watching.

"Ahh Then the king will make it clear! Hand over the chocolate you made for the king! ”

"Huh?"

“…… Mutter...... So, what is that expression that just looked at the whole universe that Jesus had just wiped out! ”

"Jesus is really powerful...... But what is the reason for chocolate or something? ”

"Huh? What are you pretending to be stupid so far? It's Valentine's Day, did you do it? You must have made chocolates for the king, right?! ”

Yes...... It seems to be a custom in Japan, where girls who are pregnant with spring on Valentine's Day give their own chocolates to their favorites.

However, Archer is more likely to be eaten than chocolate. Neither Shirou Emiya nor Tetsuya, nor Archer nor Archerko, have ever made chocolate with their own hands. Anyway, a former man can't make chocolate with a pounding mood like a girl, right?

"So? Do you think I made you chocolate? ”

"Isn't it? Do you have anyone else you can give chocolate to besides this king?! ”

Oh, no, the onlookers are already showing signs of eagerness. Do you think it's proof that I don't have a boyfriend?

So...... Why don't I have an option but not to give chocolates......

"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm not in the mood to deliver chocolates since that incident."

Well, even if I can give chocolates, I haven't been in the mood since I became a mother.

For a moment, Gilgamesh's expression darkened

"Indeed, this king forgot, after all, you have already married, although the other party is dead, but after all, you and he are even eight years old."

Who got married?!! Who and Uncle Weigong even have children?!!!

"Huh?! Have a baby?! Is that young lady already a mother?! ”

Who is a mother?!!

At this time, the adolescent teenagers on the other side of the counter were agitated

"Eight years old?! Is there an eight-year-old child at such a young age?! How old was he when he got married? ”

"Who! Who made this enviable...... Inhumane thing! ”

You said it?! You said something like "enviable", right?!

"Hmph...... Dead? There's no way, dig it up and whip the corpse......"

"Oh oh oh oh!! Agree! ”

"Whip the corpse! Be sure to whip the corpse! This abominable winner in life! ”

"Unforgivable! Even death is unforgivable! ”

"Wait! Calm down, everyone, as the heir of the temple, I don't allow everyone to do such an insult to the dead! ”

"Cut...... Willow Cave...... As the student council president, are you going to stop our righteous deeds?! ”

No, no, no! This is not a righteous deed at all!

"It's a monk, but we won't just give up! Even if that person is resurrected, our hearts will not be shaken in the slightest! ”

How much have they been resurrected, shake me up!!

"Ladies and gentlemen! Please be normal! Don't be blinded by jealousy! Listen to me, I know how you feel and I know how you feel. To tell you the truth, I am like you. However, this method is not advisable. ”

It's rare to have a normal person-

"If you dig up the corpse after the death of the deceased and whip the corpse, there is a high chance that it will turn into an evil spirit and attack you. Therefore, it is up to me, the monk, to put a spell on him and use the ancestral secret method to send his soul into the Abi Hell, so that there will be no threat of defrauding the corpse when you whip the corpse! ”

You're the most abnormal!! Why is there such an evil method in the monk's ancestral secret method?!

"Oh, oh, oh! Worthy of a monk! ”

"Sure enough, I knew that Issei could be trusted!"

"What a genius idea!"

Ignoring the boys' plan to whip the corpse of Uncle Kiritsu, who is already in the sky, although the boy named Yanagito Issei is very familiar......

"Anyway, I don't know how to make chocolate."

"Hmph, is that really the case?"

Gilgamesh looked extremely dissatisfied

I don't know what this guy thinks, why he thinks I'm interesting to him...... That's too much self-awareness, isn't it? Even if I could, I wouldn't give it to him! It was also given to Elijah, Rin, Dahe, Saber, and Coyote. Berserker even if you look at it, you can't communicate

But it's not a good thing to keep this guy in mind

"Well, this is for you."

"Cut it, and take the chocolate from the shelf of this store...... Forget it, then the king will be disrespectful. ”

What...... This guy ...... Obviously, I asked for it myself, and I put on a look of "I actually don't want to accept it, but it's rude not to accept it, so I accepted it". The teenagers who secretly watched were also very popular...... But forget it, it's almost time to go home

After scanning the basket to make sure the pile of ingredients was enough, Archer pushed the cart to the cash register

Gilgamesh was also very happy to get the chocolate

"Your chocolate king has already taken it, but what kind of chocolate is this?"

"Huh?"

"In other words, is this a natal chocolate or a righteous chocolate!"

"Hmm...... Let me see...... Royce chocolate. ”

"This king didn't ask you what brand it was!! This king is talking about the meaning contained in this chocolate! Whether it's a natal chocolate for a lover or a righteous chocolate for a friend! ”

"Cursed chocolate."

"It's so obvious!! Hey, hey! Don't run!! ”

Ignoring Gilgamesh, who was yelling with chocolates on the side, the part-time worker helped pack the big bags of ingredients after settling the bill, and Archer was ready to leave with the heavy ingredients in both hands

With Archer's departure, the hormone-overloaded stalkers hurried out of the convenience store. Naturally, there was no need for Gilgamesh to stay any longer

He was just passing by and happened to see Archer, so he came to ask for chocolate. But no man would blatantly ask for it, unless it's that kind of narcissist, well, this guy is

"Cut, forget it. Anyway, even if Archer received the chocolate, the next step was to find Saber...... But that guy won't do it at all......"

Even Gilgamesh is quite familiar with Saber's attributes, specifically, foodie, foodie, foodie

Compared to Archer, who is an all-round housekeeper, Saber can make chocolate is unimaginable. Even if you can imagine it, you can only imagine the coyote making her chocolate, in short, this guy will always be the one who eats

It's hard...... Her chocolates are also a must-have...... It's better to buy it yourself and let her give it away...... What's the point of that!!

Thinking about how to get Saber to deliver the chocolates, Gilgamesh walked out of the convenience store

"Wait, guest."

Then he was stopped by the cashier guy

"Huh? What's the matter? The king is in a hurry to collect another chocolate, and wasting the king's time has serious consequences! ”

"You haven't paid yet."

"Huh? Give money? The king didn't buy it—"

The cashier's brother calmly pointed to the chocolate that Gilgamesh was holding

Gilgamesh stared at the chocolate Archer in his hand for a long time

“……”

“Archerrrrrrrrrrrr！！！！！”

P.S: 4,000 words, sure enough, the essay is very easy to write......