Chapter 1, Draw Your Sword!
Doomsday, the world has come to an end.
The Last Day, the Last Day, the Last Judgment Day.
Many film and television literary works have described various apocalypse, which are roughly divided into four types: natural disasters, man-made disasters, and alien invasions. Or...... God's judgment.
No one knew why it happened, no one knew how, and they didn't even know what the end really was, and the end came suddenly.
Then everyone fell to the ground and died quietly.
Sit with your back against a lamppost. Tetsuya looked around. A year ago, the street was as bustling with people as ever. A year later, not a single one is still alive. Except for Tetsuya.
The earth is dead silent. There is no sound of machines operating, no sound of human noise, no sound of beasts roaring, no sound of birds chirping, no sound of insects squirping. There is no other life on Earth except Tetsuya, and even the plants that have not been destroyed by several mass extinctions have long since withered.
There are no other humans on the entire planet except Tetsuya. From this point of view, it is not an exaggeration to say that Tetsu is also called "the strongest human being".
"The strongest human being...... Ha, Lao Tzu is roaring now, and no one on the whole earth dares to gasp! β
He lit a cigarette, took a puff and put it out on the ground. Tetsuya is not as optimistic as he says, he can feel that his life is gradually draining, and his lower body is completely immobile. As expected, the next thing is a complete loss of sensation in his limbs, then a loss of pain, a loss of hearing, a loss of smell, and finally he will fall into darkness and die on this planet, the same way as other ordinary people. The so-called "strongest humans" only died later than the others β about a year later.
Chemical and biological weapons?
Genetic collapse?
Alien weapons?
Some kind of strange ray that occurs naturally?
Tetsuya didn't know why this happened, he only knew that he was going to die.
[This is the end times.] γ
There seemed to be a voice whispering in my head.
"So...... Can't I escape......"
Looking up, the sky was still blue, still so pure, as if it had become even bluer because of the loss of human beings as the source of pollution. What, according to the general plot, shouldn't the sky be blood-red at this time......
"The Doomsday thing can't be as late as the train? I haven't gotten through the game that just came out of the store...... It's rare to have such a great opportunity and no one cares about it......"
Fiddling with the paper bag containing the game disc next to him, Tetsuya sighed dejectedly.
"I really don't want to die......"
"Really? So mortal, how about we give you a chance? βββ
Then, three young girls appeared in front of him.
Not humans, because humans can't float in the air without the help of any tools. Tetsuya reluctantly lifted up the dead fish's eyes to make a judgment.
The three girls were shining with white light, and they couldn't see their faces clearly, the only thing they could see clearly was the red, green, and yellow hair that looked like a signal light, oh no, it was blonde, anyway.
"Mortal? Oh, are you gods? Is it to meet my death? Or was it just a vision of me before I died? Ouch yes, but I can't see the face clearly, and I can't bear to have such a thick mosaic for a rare near-death experience. Tetsuya smiled and re-lit a cigarette.
"That doesn't matter, what do you mean by chance? Could it be that I, the dying man, still have a chance to turn around? Ah~ Is that so? Is this part of a near-death experience? Give me hope and let me die in happiness? What a cruel illusion. β
Tetsuya never recognized miracles, and the so-called miracles were nothing more than human delusions. I hope that one day I can win the lottery, I hope that one day I can be powerful, and I hope that one day I can have a group of wives and concubines. But these are just delusions. Just like now, when I was about to die after a year of loneliness on this dead and empty planet, I suddenly had delusions that there were three gods who wanted to give me a chance.
So I've been at home for too long, and I'm still in a novel like YY when I'm dying.
"Near-death experience? So so, do you think that we are your fantasies? How arrogant. The blonde goddess covered her mouth and said disdainfully.
"It doesn't hurt if you want to think so, but we are only a momentary illusion to you." The green-haired goddess opened the folding fan and chuckled.
"Kukukuku...... Ignorant mortals, tell you who you are! The red-haired goddess gave a thumbs up and her teeth flashed.
Ha? This illusion still has such a high-level character setting?
"I am the god who holds the cup of human tragedy."
β gold
"I am the god of cutlery, who plays with the tragedy of mankind."
β green
"I am the god of the coffee table that bears all the tragedy."
β red
"The three of us are one, and we are known as the three goddesses of vengeance. Oh, hehehehe~""
β red, green and gold
"Regardless of the priesthood full of slots, can you tell me the relationship between these three priesthoods and [revenge]!"
That's weird, isn't it? The so-called three goddesses of revenge refer to the three goddesses of "unease", "jealousy" and "retribution"? It's not a "cup", "cutlery", "coffee table"! Besides, these three priesthoods should obviously be called the three goddesses of misfortune! It's good to take a step back and call the three goddesses of the signal light! Even if it's an illusion, can't it be a little more rigorous!
"Relationship? What a foolish question, what seems to you to be irrelevant, but in the eyes of God is completely different. "β gold
"This is something that a mortal like you can't understand. Well, the difference between the so-called [gods] and [mortals] is also here, the wisdom of mortals. "β green
"To put it simply, it's too smooth to make up temporary, so I just found a combination." β red
It's made up temporarily!! Since it's a smooth mouth, it's reasonable to mock me as an egg!
Tetsuya's forehead can faintly see a few green tendons bulging.
"I almost forgot about business."
The signal light combination looked upright, and the blonde goddess took the lead in coughing,
"I know you're wondering why the gods are in front of you."
"Probably running too many red lights."
"Who's the traffic light!!" ββ
Huh? Did you say it unconsciously? Oh, that's good! I can deduce the signal light with one sentence, and this comprehension ability can be Oh girl!
"Do you want to die?!"
I'm going to die anyway, who's afraid of who?
"Thou ...... Forget it......"
niceοΌ Get back a round!
The green-haired goddess continued as if she hadn't heard,
"Thou knowest that thy existence is contrary to the principles of heaven and earth. It's an anomaly for this post-apocalyptic world. Thou art something that should not exist in this world. β
Oh oh oh! At this time, uncover the hidden plot of identity? Ahh Indeed! When all the creatures on the earth are dead, only I am alive, which is indeed an anomaly, I am still the illegitimate child of some god and demon
"The last human being alive at the end of the world is not a woman, and we as goddesses can't bear it!"
"Is there an anomaly there?!!!
Cigarette butts are spewing out bastards!
"Therefore, in order to correct this mistake, the three goddesses of revenge have specially descended into this world."
Go back! Where are the male gods?! Come and drag these three feminist maniacs away!!
The blonde goddess waved her hand, and a crimson sword was thrust in front of Tetsuya. The body of the sword is crystal clear, and it seems to be made of some kind of special red crystal, without the gauntlet part of the sword grid.
"Draw your sword! Juvenile! β
Tetsuya pushed the glasses that didn't exist on the bridge of his nose, "Let me ask first, what will happen if you pull it out?" β
Kim: "Become King Billy!" β
Midori: "Become Superman!" β
Red: "Become a genius mahjong boy!" β
Well, can you unify the confessions first? How much do you have in common?
Kim: "Become King Arthur!" β
Midori: "Become a horse monkey shochu!" β
Red: "Be a woman!" β
King Arthur = Saber
Horse monkey shochu = magical girl
Female = Female
Common Denominator = Female
Conclusion...... Does this still need a conclusion?!
Okay, I'm going to break this broken sword now.
"Wait, wait! What are you doing! β
Break it, of course!
"Stop! This one is out of print! It took me half a month of work to buy a treasure! β
That's more worth breaking!
"The Legendary Traveler's Sword of Salvation !!"
The guy who sells your sword is actually a female black, hey!!!
β crackled, and gravel splattered.
It was, like a heavenly sound.
It's like the gears of fate that never stopped are turning.
The moment that crisp voice sounded, the moment the gravel flew past his cheek,
Tetsuya became Picasso's famous painting "The Scream".
The signal trio turned into four foreigners.
Time seems to stand still, and since the parties are not moving, it is up to me to explain.
Naturally, the god-given sword is impossible to break, and if this thing can be broken so easily, it can only be said that the god who gave you this sword is really going to die.
So the result is simple,
Tetsuya drew his sword out β along with a small piece of ground where the sword was attached.
Well, strictly speaking, it was "prying" out.
"This ground is so ?!! scum of tofu" β "The Scream"
"Yay!!" "β "Four Foreigners"
Crimson light rose into the sky.
P.S: Comes with a shout and four foreigners
P.S2: Yu is unemployed, so I'm here to fill the hole