I never thought I'd live under the same roof as a cunning witcher, it's a shame!

- "Lemon's Astrological Diary"

Shi Haoren cleaned the room with a cold face, and the two anomalous creatures sat on the sofa and didn't dare to move. At this moment, Fan Ningning and Yueling felt a kind of coercion called "Wang Ba's Qi".

During the time when he was the Imperial Prosecutor on Earth, although it was not long, all the aliens and demon hunters he met were "beaten into a consensus": don't mess with Shi Haoren, this guy is really terrible.

Now there is a huge crater in Siberia, and scientists have explored that this place was smashed by meteorites. Only Shi Haoren and some alien and demon hunter insiders knew: there was an alien family in this place who provoked Shi Haoren, who was still an imperial prosecutor, and Shi Haoren pulled the battleship's railgun and fired at this family.

Ning Ning and Yue Ling are not in the know, and both of them are considered "outliers" among werewolves and witchers.

But they didn't need to know how terrible Shi Haoren was in the past, just judging from the ruthlessness of Shi Haoren's anger, that aura made the two of them tremble a little.

"You! What does it mean to run to the door and bully my tenants? ”

Yueling lowered her head, her voice weak, "I've seen it on TV, witchers must fight aliens." ”

Ning Ning, who was still a little trembling with Shi Haoren's aura just now, suddenly jumped up, "Landlord, landlord, you admit that I am your tenant!" ”

"You squat for me!"

Ning Ning obediently squatted on the ground, biting her tail with a look of grievance.

"I just don't understand, why are you two watching everything on TV?"

Lemon bit her tail and said vaguely, "Because I haven't met my own kind, I lived with humans when I was very young, and I didn't even know I was a werewolf when I was a child." Until my mother-in-law, who was kind to me, died of old age, I was still young...... That's when I realized the difference...... I wandered around, squatting in one place and the people around me began to wonder why I didn't get old before I left, by the way, landlord, do you know the ageless witch reported on the news after the founding of the People's Republic of China, that is, I alas! ”

She was quite proud when she said this, can you believe this?!

Shi Haoren took a closer look at Ling Ling, it was not surprising that the alien could live for a long time, but what surprised him was that this werewolf who was probably old enough to be his ancestor and grandmother was still guilty of the same crime.

"You know you're a witch?" Yueling glanced at Lemon.

Ning Ning jumped up immediately, "You stupid Dao Aunt, shut up for me!" ”

"Squat down for me!" Shi Haoren pushed Fan Ningling back to the ground and looked at Yueling, "What about you?" ”

"Senior, didn't I say that I was an unorganized witcher, but I knew I was a witcher since I was a child, but I never met the same kind. I always felt like I had to do what a witcher should do, so I learned a little bit on TV......"

"Alright."

Shi Haoren almost knew what was going on with these two anomalous creatures: they were both very special and had never been taught by the organization since they were children, so when the two met, they fought together completely because "the witcher and werewolf should be enemies on TV", rather than "the two are natural enemies, so you must live and die" to kill each other.

"You two are being honest with me now." Shi Haoren picked up the data terminal and decided to report the matter to Dingdang 66666, there were two "simple and strange" outliers in his house for some reason, how to deal with it.

Seeing Shi Haoren pick up the data terminal, Ning Ning jumped up again and hugged her tail tightly, "Landlord, don't knock me with your bricks!" ”

"You're a werewolf, not an evil spirit, and you're not afraid of ghosts at all!" Shi Haoren glanced at the werewolf who had no interest.

"But the landlord knocked very hard, alas, the landlord, you see I still have a bag on my head." Lemon stuck her head out and pointed to the bag on her head.

Yueling suddenly realized, "Senior, it turns out that blue-green energy is called ghost energy!" ”

"Uh-huh, there's a problem?"

"Senior, you have an obligation to teach young witchers ......"

Before he finished speaking, Shi Haoren took the data terminal and slapped it again on the coffee table on the wooden table next to him, "I said I'm not a witcher!" ”

Ouch I'll it, my coffee table!

There is no longer a single table left in the living room......

Shi Haoren hurriedly rescued the coffee table again, put it on the bookshelf on the side, and turned his head, "You two sit honestly and don't say a word, and I will have a good chat with you later." ”

Looking at the coffee table and wooden table that had been broken by a "brick", the heads of the two anomalous creatures turned on the vibration mode, and kept nodding their heads.

The demon hunter and the wolf lady finally settled down a little, and Shi Haoren walked on thin ice at this time, turned around in three steps, and confirmed that the two were not "pretending to start fighting when they left" before coming to their room. The first thing I did when I got back to my room was to call the Paradise Hotline.

"Who is it? Looking for this goddess to dry eggs? Exorcism and refuge to do more good deeds to accumulate yin virtue, there is no way to seek immortality, to go to the hospital by yourself to ask for a son and a daughter, and to get rich and promoted, since you want to pray to the gods, it means that you don't have that life! In the end, there is nothing, if you want to harass the old lady, you stand still, and the old lady will give you a blessing, the kind of nine-fold heavenly tribulation. ”

Shi Haoren suddenly didn't know what to say.

With a "ding", the communication was connected.

Feelings just that is the ringtone of the Heaven Hotline?

"Hey, it's Shi Haoren, I haven't seen you and me chatting in the past two years, what's the matter with me?"

FeelingsWho listened to the ringtone you just now, and dared to talk to you?

Shi Haoren was stunned for a while, and then he told Ding Dong 66666 what happened to his family, why he rented out the house, and the first one was a werewolf.

"It's easy." Dingdong 66666 is full of mouths that don't care.

Shi Haoren couldn't figure out the idea of Ding Dong 66666, "Then how to deal with it?" ”

"Boredom is what my mother deliberately made you bored, after all, you were so angry before, and let you be quiet for two years. Well, I arranged the two werewolves for you, and it has something to do with the tasks assigned to you later, so that's it, you can come to me when you have time. ”

Ha?

Ningling was arranged by Dingdong 66666 for herself?

Ning Ning must not have known that she was controlled by one of the hands of the goddess to come here, anyway, Ding Dong 66666 has a way. But why did you arrange Ningning to be your tenant?

Unable to figure this out, Shi Haoren decided to go and find a trip to Dingdong 66666.

"Where am I going to find you?"

"Oh, I almost forgot, the last time the base was blown up by a bombing, and I changed the location of an office on Earth. Wait a while, I'll send the address to your data terminal, by the way, the chip of your data terminal has been upgraded, you come over and I'll install it for you. ”

I was blown up by the bombing......

Shi Haoren suddenly didn't want to go to Dingdong 66666.

Considering that the data terminal has a chip, it will be much more convenient to have artificial intelligence, and Ding Dong 66666 means that there is a task to be handed over to him, and he still risks being blown up at any time.

After hanging up the communication, Shi Haoren patiently waited for Dingdong 66666 to send him the address.

He picked up his phone and looked at the flights to major international cities. In the past, when I was an imperial prosecutor, those superiors came to see me in an international metropolis, for example, Elilina once had a global company on Earth, and she only needed to go to the headquarters of that company, and then go to a room that could not be opened on weekdays, and then travel through the dimension to reach "a certain chief's administrative space on Earth".

"Ding Dong!"

A message came from the data terminal.

Shi Haoren clicked on the message, and the whole person suddenly became abnormal, and he repeatedly confirmed the location: Dog Egg Village!

It is a village not far from the suburbs where Shi Haoren lives.

Dog Egg Village ......

It's a heartfelt name.