"Click, click, click."

Yuan Shen touched his chin and stood up, the narrow toilet, said to be a toilet, actually integrated the functions of a bathroom and a laundry room, next to it was the shower and the washing machine, in order to prevent electricity leakage, the washing machine was also covered with a layer of plastic. Further down, there were yellowed tiles, and at the moment, the sewage on the ground twisted on them, and there was an unpleasant sense of filth.

"Lao Bai, can you stop eating potato chips like that?" Yuan Shen frowned, looked at the door of the toilet, and stroked his forehead.

At the door of the toilet, the fat man, who was almost as wide as the door, took out another piece of potato chips, put it to his mouth, pushed it with one finger, and gnawed it little by little, hearing Yuan Shen's complaints, he swallowed the potato chips with some grievances, and said, "But I'm nervous." ”

"What's so nervous, there's not a single strange creature jumping out of it." Yuan Shen turned around and washed his hands with his unkempt hair, shook them vigorously, grabbed the big white potato chips casually, took out a large handful, stuffed them into his mouth, and continued vaguely, "Okay. . . Walk.. You toilet. The taste is really tm big. ”

"Then you're still robbing me of food." Dabai's first concern was eating, and then he retorted, "Moreover, this is called manhood!" Only the most powerful males in nature can have such a strong taste! Besides, this is my home. ”

"Hehe, there are so many reasons for kidney deficiency to be on fire." Yuan Shen took the toilet door and sat on the sofa with a butt, with several anime cute girls' pillows on it, and there were suspicious paper balls in the paper basket next to it, everything on the coffee table in front of him, outside after eating, the comic books spread out, and the greasy handle, except for the cups it should have. To put it simply, a typical single dead fat house living space.

"You're sitting on my wife's face." Lao Bai squeezed Yuan Shen and tried to pull the pillow out from under his buttocks.

"Okay, don't worry about these details, anyway, you change your wife every time you start a new one." Yuan Shen was unmoved, took out another handful of potato chips, and asked seriously, "What should I do?" ”

Lao Bai scratched his head, as if he really couldn't refute it, so he didn't insist any longer, picked up another bag of potato chips on the coffee table, and sat on the other end of the sofa, "I don't know. Why don't we go together? ”

"How to get there? Where to go? Yuan Shen mechanically stuffed a handful of potato chips into his mouth and said with blank eyes.

"I don't know." Da Bai scratched his head, and "clicked" and ate the potato chips, "Jump in and try it?" ”

"Don't click."

"I'm nervous."

"You click like this, I get more nervous."

Da Bai turned his head to look at Yuan Shen, patted his arm with some admiration, and said, "Anyway, it's okay, Brother Shen, you are worthy of seeing the world, calm down." ”

"Ahem, ahem!" Yuan Shen was suddenly by him, choked out some potato chip residue, the corners of his mouth twitched, and his hand wiped his lips with some trembling, "That's, I don't see who Lao Tzu is!" ”

“。。 Brother Shen, can we stop shaking our hands first? I admired you just now, it turned out that the reaction arc was long. Da Bai glanced at Yuan Shen with disdain, took out two cans of beer from under the coffee table, threw one to him, opened one by himself, raised his head and drank a big sip, "When I first found out, I felt that the previous twenty years of life were fake, and today I am going to turn over and sing, and become the CEO to marry Bai Fumei!" In the future, you can drink a bowl of soy milk and pour a bowl! ”

"So? It's just a hole, how can you get rich. Yuan Shen gave him a blank look, pulled away the beer, and took a sip.

"Hey, no, that Grim Reaper schoolboy didn't write a novel, or how to make a fortune from a hole!"

"Grim Reaper schoolboys? Conan? ”

"No, Conan's real name."

"Shinichi Kudo? His father is a novelist, and there is this setting in the comics, but he can write novels? What you want to say should be Shinichi Hoshi, right? ”

"Well, I guess so. Anyway, one of them wrote a story about a man who found a hole that could never be filled, and then used it to make money! We can do the same! ”

"You're talking about "Hey, Come Out", right? Don't forget what the ending of that story is, do you want to fly in the sky? Besides, do you think it won't be 'handed over to the state' in the end? What will happen to you then? ”

Da Bai was stunned, took out a piece of potato chips again, and under Yuan Shen's 'fierce' gaze, he finally didn't "click" again, "Then, wouldn't it be good if it wasn't announced!" ”

"Then there is no money to take it, who will believe you."

The atmosphere was silent for a while, and the two silently took out their potato chips, and suddenly, Da Bai seemed to remember something, and suddenly said excitedly: "Hey! You say, this is not the entrance to another world! That's right! Like the novels I read before, with this thing, we can travel freely between the two worlds! Any little thing can be exchanged for gold, not to mention making a fortune, a small fortune can be, a small wealth can be~ hahahaha! ”

"Go, you can go now." Yuan Shen glanced at him lazily and said calmly, "However, don't blame me for not reminding you, don't forget how the Indians became almost extinct." ”

"Huh? Aren't they hunted by the Lighthouse Nation? Da Bai was stunned and looked at Yuan Shen a little blankly, "You mean, the United States will come and rob us?" Or might someone from another world do to us what the Americans did to the Indians? ”

Yuan Shen shook his head calmly and said, "No, I want to tell you that another important factor in the sharp decline of the Indian population is the germs of the European colonists. The Europeans had solved it in the Dark Ages and adapted to this part of the germs, but the Indians did not, so the germs of influenza, smallpox, and the Black Death took turns to fight, and finally the Indians got on their knees. ”

"So, if you cross over, first of all, you have to be very lucky, that end must be a place where people can live, and that end must not be a high mountain, not a deep sea, but just flat land. Then, the level of biological form and technological development must be similar to ours, otherwise, I have to congratulate you, you have successfully become a humanoid plague emitter, maybe some kind of bacteria in your body that is harmless to you is the deadliest source of plague in another world. Of course, it's also possible that you've been dried up by germs over there. Well, you can also say that even if the probability of all safety is infinitely small, it is still possible, but before you die, let me ask, have you ever won the lottery? If you can't win the lottery, still count on this probability? ”

"Damn, why are you so troublesome?" Da Bai looked unhappy, and ate a piece of potato chips with a "click" in retaliation, "Why can the protagonists in those novels easily cross over?" ”

"Do you think anyone will read the novel that will die once you cross over?"

"Didn't you just write that?"

"So I'm dying on the street!" Yuan Shen said with a natural face, without the slightest shame.

“。。 Your Excellency is crazy and even bites yourself, I really admire and admire. Da Bai applauded in admiration.

"Awards, awards."

Enough of the treasure, the excited nerves finally slowly relaxed, the two of them collapsed on the sofa, silent for a moment, Da Bai asked again: "Then what to do, big guy." ”

Yuan Shen was silent for a moment, and then asked rhetorically, "Do you really want to cross?" ”

"Nonsense, go through it to become rich and handsome, all kinds of pretends, who doesn't want to!"

"And then maybe you don't have a mobile phone, no games, no air conditioning, no comics, no books, and you may not be able to come back in the end?" Yuan Shen squinted, took out two steel hammers from his pocket, threw them on Da Bai's body, and flicked them on the flesh Dudu's body, "Brother has a safer one, hmm, go buy a lottery ticket, win the jackpot, you can also become rich, all kinds of pretends." ”

"Damn, forget it if you don't have air conditioning." Dabai flexibly grabbed the coin and coaxed it decisively, too, if he didn't coax it directly, he wouldn't think about discussing it with someone.

"So, let's ask someone who understands the occult first." Yuan Shen suddenly remembered the owner of the small shop, the reason? Maybe he can get the approval of Su Yuexue's crazy girl?

"Feng Shui? Magic? Why ask them? Dabai was a little puzzled.

"Can science explain any phenomenon in the toilet?" Yuan Shen rolled his eyes, "Besides, do you know those things?" ”

Da Bai tilted his head and thought for a moment, and said with a serious face: "Is the magic of friendship counted?" ”

"Get out!"

"Hahaha." Da Bai smiled, "Then who are you going to ask?" ”

"Remember the little shop I told you about last time?"