Chapter 32: Hey! German orthopedics! Here's a pair of... Uh, brother and sister? Kiss in public!
"Hey! Naoba! Long time no see! ”
"Huh? Empty? White? How did you end up here? Aren't you trapped in SAO?? Lifa asked suspiciously, as she saw the blank sibling coming over.
"SAO has been cleared."
When Lifa heard Sora's answer, she was stunned for a moment, and then asked excitedly, "Really??? In other words, have the trapped players in SAO been rescued? And what about my brother?? ”
"It's true that SAO has been cleared, but the players have not been rescued, but are in a bigger crisis." Sora paused when he said this, a gloating expression appeared on his face, and he pointed to Kirito, who was winking at him, and said, "As for your brother, No~ The girl who is holding you with bigger breasts than you is it." ”
Naoba raised his head and looked at the face of the beautiful girl who was holding him, well, that's right, this face is my brother's, as for the chest............. Sure enough, the world is still ruined!
Looking at his sister who is blackening in his arms, Kirito feels that the whole world is not good!
"Xiao Zhi! Don't do that! This world is full of love and affection... Phew, care, you have to believe in this world! Kirito said anxiously, after all, when Naoba was a child, after blackening, he directly kicked the school's teaching building into a dangerous house!
"Can you grow breasts as big as my brother?" Naoba asked expressionlessly.
"Breasts or something, don't care too much! Haven't you heard of a famous saying, how can the world be flat if the chest is uneven!! "Kirito..... (Meow Boy: NMP, how do you make such a complicated expression for me to describe!) I don't know if Lao Tzu is not good at depiction!! Be careful, I'm going to give you a girly buff in the real world!! )
"Really?" Naoba blinked her big cute eyes and asked expectantly.
"Uh-huh, really! It's true! Kirito nodded vigorously, the movement was too intense, and a wave set off in his chest, and then Kirito, who had not yet adapted to this body, instantly lost his balance and fell to the ground with Naoba in his arms.
"Po~"
Kirito heart: "Dear.... Kissed?! I kissed Naoba! Well~ It's a little different from Asuna's feeling, it seems to be more exciting! Bah! What was I thinking? Naoba is my sister! Hmm~ But to be honest, it's really exciting~"
The blank siblings looked dumbfounded at the sisters who fell to the ground and were "kissing" (????? The fluctuating eyes conveyed a message: "Wow! Let me tell you, if we don't accept it, I'll obey you both! And oh, we've already booked a bed at the German orthopaedic department, right next door to us. (Aiming at the boy: Tsk, Kirito, I'm afraid you're not going to be firewood, I've already booked a place for you in the morgue, by the way, I have recorded a video~)
After a brief silence in the air, Naoba suddenly pushed away the women's brother who was lying on top of her, stood up, grabbed Kirito's back collar, and threw it hard.
"Whoosh~" Kirito brand grenade throwing.
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Ten minutes later, the four of them sat around under a large tree, Kirito looked at Naoba with a sincere face, Naoba tilted his head to the side with a dark face, not looking at her, and the blank sibling made eye contact with something on the side. (Aiming at the boy: I won't tell you, they are discussing whether to go to Germany to buy a house, and save every time they go to the hospital, they have to use teleportation and the like~)
"Huh~" Suddenly a soft light lit up from Kirito's body, and then a white light cluster slowly floated out of Kirito's body.
The four of them were stunned, stood up, took a step back, and stared at the light cluster tightly.
After a few seconds, the light slowly dissipated, and a little Lori wearing a snow-white princess dress appeared there.
"It's 。。。。。!!!" Looking at the little Lori who appeared, Kirito's face was full of complexity.
Little Lori slowly opened her eyes, looked at her surroundings, and when she saw Kirito, her eyes lit up, and she threw herself into Kirito's arms, shouting happily, "Mom! You're coming back to me so soon! ”
"Yui! I'm Daddy! Mommy isn't here now! Kirito said with a serious face.
"Huh? But will Dad have such a soft Mimi? Yui asked blankly.
"Yes~ How can a boy have such big boobs?"
GOOGJOD! Naoba God assists!
Kirito broke his work in an instant and burst into tears.
Two minutes later, several people sat under the tree again, but unlike before, Kirito had an extra Yui in his arms.
"Na~ Shouldn't you explain the current situation?" Naoba looked at the four people in front of him with a strange expression and spoke.
"Hmm~ If you explain the current situation, it is estimated that tens of thousands of words will not be able to finish it." Kirito said after thinking for a moment.
"That's a long story short!" Naoba gritted her teeth and said, I don't know why, she always has the idea of pulling out the beautiful brother in front of her and stabbing him with a bamboo sword hundreds of times.
Kirito, who inexplicably felt a chill on his lower body, shuddered, and after organizing the language, he spoke: "Well~ To make a long story short, that is, SAO was cleared, and then all the surviving players of SAO were pulled into this world, and it seemed that they were going to do some experiments." Kirito paused, tapped his chin with his index finger, and continued, "As for our words, I don't know why, we luckily escaped the fate of being caught as guinea pigs." ”
Naoba had a "I see" expression on her face, and as for how much she listened, only she knew.
"And what's the matter with her?" Naoba asked, pointing to Yui who was curled up in Kirito's arms.
"This is me and my daughter-in-law, well, that is, your sister-in-law's daughter, Yui, as for her origin, it's too complicated to ask for it in words." Kirito explained.
After listening to Kirito's explanation, Naoba was expressionless, opened the system menu, and prepared to quit the game.
"Huh? Why does Xiao Zhi suddenly want to play the game? Kirito grabbed Naoha's hand, interrupting her move to go offline, and asked suspiciously.
Naoba was silent for a moment, a charming smile appeared on his face, and he said, "It's nothing, I just want to buy some torches and gasoline, and then go to the hospital and burn my brother's body or something." ”
"Wow! Xiaozhi, don't you smile and talk about such a terrible thing!! Kirito said with a frightened face.
(Look: Hey!) Straight leaves? I heard you need gasoline and torches? Well, that's right, I'm selling it, the quality is absolutely superior, just a little bit, and now I'm doing a big promotion, buy two get one free, buy five get three free, buy ten get one free three-flavor real fire tinder, well, yes, it's the kind of fire that can't be extinguished by water! If you need it, contact me in time and deliver it to your door~ By the way, welcome to join my FFF family! )