Chapter 33: Shocked! The salted fish author actually did such a thing to the loli next door!

"Wow! Xiaozhi, don't you smile and talk about such a terrible thing!! Kirito said with a frightened face.

"Hmph~" Naoba turned his face and ignored Kirito.

"Well, shall we solve the accommodation problem first? It's not too early now. Sora pulled out the time panel, pointed to the time on it, and said.

Naoba glanced at the time and said, "Hmm~ It's not early, it's time to go offline and rest." Naoba paused, as if thinking of something, turned his head to the blank brother and sister and asked, "By the way, since SAO has been cleared, can you go offline?" ”

Sora shook his head and said: "I can't go offline yet, although the logout button appeared, but I don't know what the reason is, no matter how it is, there is no response." ”

"Still can't you go offline?" Naoba whispered with some disappointment.

After a while, Naoba collected his emotions and spoke: "In that case, then I'll take you to the main city of the wind fairies first, after all, if you want to go to the World Tree, you need to go through there." ”

The blank few nodded in agreement.

Then the five of them spread their wings and flew in the direction of the main city of the wind fairies.

Tsk, a veteran pilot, leading three hangers and a purebred new pilot, this is a lesson, phew, the road to saving people is not more exciting than the drag racing competition in Qiu Ming Mountain. (From the old driver's gaze)

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At the same time, at the top of the World Tree, in a huge bird cage.

Asuna was looking blankly at the piles of game CDs and all sorts of comic books full of lilies.

After a long moment, Asuna blinked, waved her hand to open the system menu, and chose to go offline.

Bite~

The current player is in a special mission, and cannot be offline until the mission is completed, please check the mission panel for details.

Looking at the system prompt that suddenly popped up, Asuna was stunned, her beautiful face puffed up slightly, she was a little unhappy, she stretched out her hand, found the task panel in the system menu, reached out and clicked on the only task on the panel, and the detailed information of the task popped up.

【Imprisoned Little Princess】

Mission Class: Unknown

Rewards: A diamond wedding ring the size of a pigeon's egg, a honeymoon trip fund of 50 million yuan (funded by the game company), a wedding commemorative album (shot by the world's top photography team), and a manor covering an area of 1,000 acres at the foot of Mount Fuji (funded by RB ZF).

Description: Our dear His Royal Highness has been kidnapped by a demon king from another world! And the Demon King is super powerful, we need to open the brave Xiansen to defeat the Demon King, rescue His Royal Highness Gongju, His Royal Highness Gongju will promise him~

Friendly reminder: During the mission, you can't go offline, you can't leave the birdcage (well, even if you want to, you can 233333't do it), the birdcage has the top version of the Aped light brain, which has been connected to the Ethernet network, and can download all audio, games, novels, comics (Note: limited to downloading, you can't upload any information in any way), and the birdcage can summon any physical game equipment, CDs, and books that have been released on the market to relieve boredom.

After reading the details of the task, Asuna looked calm, reached out and took out her mobile phone (blank cracked version, the will of the world can't interfere), opened the address book, found a number with the note "aimed", stretched out her index finger, and clicked to dial.

"You're a single dog! Woohoo, single dog! Wangwang~" A burst of music sounded when the major singles listened to it.

A few seconds later, the phone was connected, and a lazy male voice sounded: "Hello hello, why did Miss Tomorrow suddenly remember to call me, the author of the salted fish?" ”

Asuna: "Yui is on Kirito's side, right?" ”

Aiming at the boy: "Well, I just sent her the last chapter, what's wrong?" ”

Asuna: "Send Yui to me, now!" Immediately! Right away! ”

Aiming at the boy: "Meow meow?? Why?? Give a reason. ”

Asuna: "Kirito is a big man with a child, I don't worry, what if I do something!" ”

Aiming at the boy: "Well~ If it's this matter, you don't have to worry, he can't do it now." ”

Asuna: "Hmm???? ”

Aiming at the boy: "In line with the will of the universe, I added a motherhood buff to him, and he can't do the ghost animal thing now, well, it's only temporary, and the buff will disappear if I rescue you, and you don't have to worry about the sexual happiness of the rest of your life." ”

Asuna: ".........."

Aiming at the boy: "Then, is there anything else to do with the eldest lady, I'll hang up first if it's okay, there's a big guy who wants to take me to eat chicken." ”

Asuna: "I'm bored! Send me Yui! Otherwise, I'll hand over the video of you peeping into Lori taking a bath in the next world to the police station! ”

"Don't, don't!! If you have something to discuss, why don't you just send Yui over, it's not a difficult task, and I'll do it for you right away! ”

Hearing this, Asuna nodded with satisfaction, hung up the phone casually, and put it in her pocket.

Looking at the phone that hung up, he wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, meow, when was it photographed! In the future, you have to be careful with peeping, otherwise you will really be caught in prison, and I am afraid that you will not have to experience what is called "chrysanthemum remnants, full of wounds".

In the birdcage, a dense pile of magic spells appeared on Asuna's body, and finally turned into a white door of light, floating above Asuna's head.

"Ah~" A delicate exclamation sounded, and Yui fell out of the light door.

Asuna reached out and grabbed Yui as she fell, and held it tightly in her arms.

"Mom?" Yui shouted softly in some uncertainty, just as she was about to get into her father's bed and ask him to breastfeed herself, but a burst of suction came from the soles of her feet, and then she appeared here.

"Hmm~ Does Yui miss her mother?" Asuna asked softly.

"Yes, I was discussing with my dad just now how to rescue my mom." Yui looked up at her little face and said cutely.

"Hmm~ Mom's favorite Yui." Asuna said with a happy face.

"I love my mom the most, well, and my dad the most!" Yui shouted loudly in a glutinous loli voice.

In a luxury hotel in the main city of the Wind Elves. (Because it was forcibly pulled, everything in the account was saved.) )

Kirito looked at the place where Yui disappeared with a confused expression, and was a little overwhelmed.

Because where Yui was standing just now, there are two swords and a book now.

After a while, Kiritsu reached out and picked up these three things, and at the same time, the system prompt sounded.

Bite~

To accept special tasks, please go to the system panel to view.

Kirito was stunned for a moment, then opened the task panel and clicked on the only task on it.

[Your daughter-in-law and daughter have been arrested by me, and you have the ability to me and save me! 】

Mission Level: F- (I heard that if you are given a second sword, you will be invincible?) In that case, I'll give you two artifacts, if you can't complete the task in this way, tsk, you still hang the girly buff, and go to be included in the harem by the final boss! )

Reward: No, get out!

Task introduction: This author is very lazy, task introduction or something, too lazy to write.

Friendly reminder: If you don't want to be green or be, hurry up and pull up the pair of salted fish brothers and sisters to destroy the final boss!

After reading the details of the mission, Kirito looked confused, and his eyes were blank: "What posture is the???? ”

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