In the main city of the wind fairies, outside the door of the blank room, Kirito stood here with an embarrassed face, listening to the bad conversations and the seductive criminal moans that came from time to time in the room, his face was slightly red, and in the depths of his eyes, there was a trace of envy hidden.

("Toot ~"

Kirito: "Hey! Demon spirit, there's a beast here that is violating underage girls! ”

Demon Spirit: "Oh. ”

Kirito: "Don't you care??" Shouldn't you take him to prison and give him a little chrysanthemum class?? ”

Demon Spirit: "The backstage is the administrator, I'm in the water group, and I don't want to be banned." ”

Kirito: ".............")

After hesitating for a long time, Kirito finally gritted his teeth and reached out and knocked on the door.

"Who!?" Shiro's somewhat lazy voice sounded.

"Uh..... It's me, Kirito. ”

"The door is unlocked, come in!"

Kirito stretched out his hand to push the door open, and when he saw the situation inside, his movements froze, and he subconsciously stretched out his right hand and covered his heart.

Hearing the blank space of the door being pushed open, he casually paused a cartoon called "The Story of Five Loli and a High School Student Had to Tell" that was playing on the tablet, and turned his head to look at Kirito at the door. At this time, on the screen,The high school male protagonist is holding the right hand of a white-haired Lori with both hands.,And the white-haired Lori is squinting with enjoyment.,Small mouth slightly open。

"It turns out that Kirito is such a person! We read you wrong! The blank brother and sister looked at Kirito with "perverted" eyes and said loudly.

Kirito blinked, looking uncertain, subconsciously pinched his right hand, and a burst of electricity spread throughout his body, wow! So comfortable! .........

it! Kirito reacted violently, quickly took his hand away, and argued loudly: "Ah, hey! It's not what you think! ”

The blank brother and sister glanced at each other, turned their faces, and their faces were full of "You don't want to explain!" We all get it! ”

"Believe me! I'm really not single for a long time, and suddenly become a girl, I can't help but get up and down! Kirito said with some despair.

"Uh-huh, we believe in you! We're never going to tell Asuna! The blank brother and sister nodded and said firmly.

Kirito: ".............."

(Kirito: Can I bombard the siblings with the Armstrong Accelerated Slalom Jet Cannon?!)

Aiming at the boy slanted between Kirito's legs: Tsk, do you have it?

Kirito: .........)

Half an hour later.

"That's how it happened." Kirito, whose mentality collapsed, directly ignored the #@~* eyes of the blank brother and sister, and told the blank brother and sister about the disappearance of Yui and the special task.

"Well, in that case, Asuna and the others should be safe now, but we have to hurry, tomorrow morning, call Naoba and we'll go! Strive to get the scriptures as soon as possible, phew, rescue everyone, and return to the real world. Sora said after a moment's deep groaning.

"Well, that's all there is to it." Kirito nodded.

"Well~ Forget it, I'll go back and rest first, and you guys should go to bed early." Kirito stood up and walked towards the door.

"Well, good night, remember moderation!" Sora shouted to Kirito as he walked to the door.

"Smack!" The soles of Kirito's feet slipped and fell directly to the ground, and a pair of 36D peaks were instantly crushed and deformed.

The blank siblings turned their heads silently, and just listening to the voice, they felt a sharp pain in their chests.

——— the dividing line from the M78 nebula———

The real world, in a luxurious villa.

Bite~

The surviving players in SAO have teleported! A total of 7,682 people, and 3 other sources were protected by unknown programs, and the transmission failed!

"Huh? Three of them didn't teleport over?? Which three? Sugo Nobuyuki was stunned when he heard the prompt sound of the system, and asked.

Bite~

There are not enough points to check it!

"Uh.... Is it called Asuna's teleportation? Sugo Nobuyuki asked a little nervously.

Bite~

Due to the host's special request, Asuna's consciousness has been transported to the designated location.

"Whew~ It's good to pass it over, now that the teleportation has been completed, then my big boss should also go to the game to meet the kidnapped princess." Sugo Nobuyuki breathed a sigh of relief and muttered to himself.

Sugo Nobuyuki walked to his bedroom, lay down in a custom-made crystal coffin, phew, game warehouse, and reached out and clicked the button at hand.

"Start linking!"

Five minutes later, outside the bird cage where Asuna was being held, Shinichi Sugo looked at the mother and daughter who were bursting foul mouths in the cage while patting the keyboard, and the whole person was a little confused.

On the way here, he thought about various developments, such as:

Asuna sat helplessly on the bed in the room, stepped on the seven-colored clouds and flew over, took out a black iron rod, and smashed the door open with a stick, and then Asuna was attracted by her handsome scumbag figure, and directly forgot about Kirito, and threw herself into her arms with a face, asking herself to show her the iron rod.

Another example: Asuna sat on a chair with a cold face, with a wicked smile characteristic of a domineering president, opened the birdcage, dragged her into her arms, kissed her forcefully, and then threw her on the bed, assumed a hundred and eight poses, and conquered her with her own 25-centimeter spear.

But.... What the hell is this style of painting in front of you!!!! Why is Yui here!! I don't remember I put a computer here!!! And where did those big brother comic books with bad covers come from!! You give me back my pure girl!! (Poor boy, Asuna is an old driver who is more stable than me, pure or something, tsk, non-existent, ah, no!) Asuna is the purest person in the world!

Hearing the change of words, Asuna was satisfied and withdrew the 9.8 million kilometer boundary slashing knife against his neck. )

Nobuyuki Sugo silently moved to the combination lock on the gate of the birdcage, stretched out his hand, and entered the password: 54(9)(9)(9)(9)

Bite~

The password is incorrect, please re-enter it.

Su Xiang Shin was stunned, the password is wrong?? Hmm~ After thinking for a while, he raised his hand and typed again: 574438

Bite~

Wrong password! Because I have entered the wrong password many times! Thunder punishment is coming!

"Boom!"

A bolt of lightning struck him before Nobuyuki Sugo could react, a burst of pleasure that penetrated deep into his bone marrow, phew, pain into his brain, and he nearly passed out.

“NMP！ Why does it hurt so much? I remember that my pain was only 1% off! Sugo Nobuyuki said in confusion.

"Because the host's flesh has been teleported in." The system kindly prompted.

"The flesh was teleported in??? Why?! Shinyuki Sugo asked with a shocking voice.

"The little Lori in the white princess dress inside made it, if it weren't for the host being struck by lightning, I wouldn't have noticed it." The system said lightly.

"! Are all Lori hanging like this now!? Anyway, how do I get back to the real world? Sugo Nobuyuki asked calmly.

"The host only needs to collect 12 charms, alas, no, this is not my line, the host only needs to pay (9) billion points to get out of here." The system replied.

"Wow! 900 million, there is no mistake! 900 million, I can become a god, okay! Sugo Nobuyuki said in confusion.

"God? In the eyes of the little Lori in the white dress, God is a bubble wrap, the kind that can be pinched and played with casually. The system said dismissively. (Hey, hey!) Where are you? Don't scare me like that, we're still good friends! )

"Wow! It's a good world, Mom! Come and pick me up and take me back to the M78 star! I'm no longer a traverser, I'll honestly love the little monsters! ”(〒▽〒)

System: "How did I choose this kind of low-pressure host?" Could it be that he drank fake wine that day???? ”

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