Chapter 41: The Misfortune of Anger and Annoyance
Anger and annoyance are discouraged parents, and since angry heart married annoyance, both hearts have never lived a comfortable and happy life.
One morning, when he had finished his meal, he saw that he was still sleeping, so he cried out loudly, "Hey, lazy! It's time to get up, the sun is about to set. ”
Angry heard annoyance calling out to him, and answered, "I know, and I will get up." Then he muttered in a low voice: "The sun is still rising, it is said that the sun is setting, is this guy crazy, always disturbing my sweet dreams at critical moments, I am dreaming that the God of Wealth has sent me gold and silver treasures, so he woke me up, alas, what a sorrow." After saying that, he yawned, fell down on the pillow and fell asleep again.
Seeing that his anger had not yet risen, he ran to the house angrily, lifted his bedding, and then shouted loudly: "Get up for me quickly, and go up the mountain to hunt immediately after eating, and when it is late, the prey have gone home and hidden, I see what you are going to do with dinner?" ”
Angry and helpless, he jumped up from the bed and said angrily: "Are you annoyed? I was dreaming that the God of Wealth was giving me red envelopes, and it was all a good thing you did, and you scared him away. ”
I didn't want to listen to him say this kind of dream that he hadn't woken up yet, so he took over and said, "Don't have these unfulfilled dreams here, I tell you, there is no rice in the pot at home, and if you can't hunt the prey when you go up the mountain, our family will be hungry at night." ”
Angry listened to her babbling like this, and knew that he couldn't talk about her, so he replied: "I know, but don't you yell early in the morning, okay?" Would it be good for me to sleep for two days and get a little quieter? ”
Annoying resolutely refused: "No, if you have the ability, you can give me a little more prey to come back, if you can let our mother and mother eat every day and not be hungry, I won't bother to disturb your sweet dreams!" But if you either hunt a pheasant or bring two birds back every day, how many meters can you get back with a little bit of prey? How can you say that I don't talk about you? Since marrying you, I haven't had a day full of food. ”
Seeing that she was going to continue nagging, Angry interrupted her and said, "Good, good! You don't nag anymore, I'll go hunting as soon as I'm done eating, it's all right! Then he sighed in a low voice, "Why is my life so bitter? But let me marry a long-tongued woman, it seems that I really can't live a good life in my life. ”
Annoyed knowing that he had won, he happily said, "That's what it's like!" I tell you, don't come back empty-handed at night, or you won't want to enter this door. ”
Anger was obviously a little impatient, and said angrily: "When did I go home empty-handed, tell you, I will hunt a wild game for you today, so that you can see what real skills are." ”
Annoyed and sneered: "Hmph, if you can really hit a wild boar!" I'll go and pick it up for you. ”
Seeing that she looked down on herself, she said in a hard tone: "Okay! Just wait. ”
After eating, he angrily put on his bow and arrows, took his hunting knife and rope, and went out into the mountains and forests angrily. To his surprise, there were a lot of prey in the woods, and flocks of pheasants were foraging in the swamp, and they were overjoyed, and secretly rejoiced: "It seems that tonight's dinner has been settled." Then he took up his arrow, drew his bow, and shot it before he could aim it, and you think that no matter how bad your luck was, so many pheasants would always be able to hit one or two crookedly. But his luck was so bad that he didn't even touch it. The arrows they shot frightened the pheasants, and when they saw the invaders attacking, they immediately spread their wings and fled, and they were so angry that they stamped their feet.
Then he had to look for his prey again, and complained as he went: "It's all caused by this long-tongued woman, if she could let me sleep a little longer, I wouldn't be so sleepy now, and it would be no problem to hunt ten pheasants with so many pheasants." Then he heard the sound of birds frolicking not far away, so he followed the sound and quietly hid under a large tree to observe the movement. I saw two birds arranging each other's feathers on the branches of the trees not far away. Angry smiled to himself: "Interesting, I'm dying and still in the mood to flirt here, let's see me kill two birds with one stone." With his many years of hunting experience, it is not a problem to kill two birds with one stone, but I don't know if fate deliberately played with him, or he was really unlucky, and the flying arrow actually hit the branch, which startled the two birds, and turned to him and "quacked" and laughed at him, as if mocking his archery skills. Angry heart saw that the angry heart burned, immediately pulled out the arrow to make up the shot, the bird saw that the wings flapped and flew away, which made the angry heart not to fight in one place, and kicked the big tree next to him with his foot, which was obviously to touch the stone with the egg, and suddenly there was a sharp pain on the foot, which made the angry heart scream in pain, and immediately dropped the bow and arrow in his hand, holding his foot and jumping straight in place.
After doing this a few times, Anger still found nothing, but he had finished shooting all the bows and arrows, and he felt the empty quiver, and his anger wanted to cry without tears. Now, all he had left was a hunting knife and rope to work with. At this time, he found the excrement of wild boars on the trail ahead, which made him happy, and it seemed that wild boars must still be infested here. So, on an idea, he set a trap with a rope and laid a trap nearby, which was his secret weapon, and when everything was ready, he hid in the nearby grass and waited for his prey to arrive. Wait, wait, wait, hope, but there was no movement, and at this time, because he had not slept enough, he yawned again and again, and he snuggled up to sleep next to a tree. Unexpectedly, he could still dream here, and he dreamed that he had really captured a wild boar, and called the people to help him carry him back to the village, and then everyone beat gongs and drums to welcome his victorious return. Look at his happy appearance, he can smile so sweetly when he sleeps.
At this time, a wild boar came to feed, and licked the angry face, and the angry heart was happy in his dream, and suddenly felt an itch on his face, so he scratched it with his hand, and threw it hard, and hit the wild boar in the face, so the wild boar screamed loudly, and woke up the anger in his sleep. When he opened his sleepy eyes, he saw that there was a behemoth in front of him, and he almost didn't scare his anger into peeing his pants, so he instinctively stood up and ran away. The wild boar is not easy to mess with, and he chases with vengeful eyes, this frightening is really not small, and he forgets where he has set the traps and traps, and only cares about running all the way forward. At this time, he stepped on the trap he had set, but fortunately he reacted in time and immediately rolled forward, so that he was not hung in the air. However, he couldn't always be so lucky, and as soon as he rolled, he went straight into the trap he had set up.
The boar came to the trap and watched for a while, then left. Angry and frightened, sat in the trap and gasped, and when he calmed down, he tried to climb out of the trap, just when he leaned out, a white rabbit came out of the woods, saw that there was a trap in front of him, and jumped up, and wanted to jump over it, but just collided with the anger that wanted to climb out of the trap, they both fell into the trap, angrily covered the head of the fall and scolded angrily: "You fellow who does not have long eyes, hurry up and throw it!" Then he opened his eyes and saw that it was a rabbit, which made him cry and laugh a little.
He picked up the fainted rabbit, crawled out of the trap with difficulty, and secretly snickered in his heart: "It seems that God helps me so that I will not return empty-handed." Then he cut a twig, carried the rabbit he had picked up, and hummed a little tune to go home.
On the way, a passer-by on horseback saw him and stopped and pretended to buy rabbits. Angrily and proudly smug sales: "Look at this rabbit, the meat is fat and thick, and it is definitely worth the money." ”
The passer-by said: "I have to inspect the goods before I can give the money to see if what you say is true!" Angry was overjoyed for a moment, and without much thought took the rabbit to him. Horseback riding
As soon as the guest got the rabbit, he galloped away. Seeing this, Fuxin desperately chased after him, but he couldn't outrun the horse and couldn't catch up, and they were getting farther and farther apart.
Angry eyes looked at the passer-by who was far away, and said helplessly: "You go!" I'll think I'm giving it to you. I'll let you eat it or not! I'll let it swallow you and hold you to death! After a painful scolding, he was able to relieve his hatred, and then shook his head and said helplessly: "It really made my yellow-faced woman with a crow's mouth unfortunate to be right, it seems that I can only go home with empty hands this time." ”