"It's not a pen name, my real name is 'Cultivation Thorn', cultivation of cultivation, thorn of thorns."

I explained to the young, emaciated man with glasses, Wang Lele, who was standing in front of me.

“…… Belch. After hearing my answer, Wang Lele blinked in surprise.

I read a sentence from his eyes: I always feel like you and him. Mother's Lying to Me......

“……”

Led by Wang Lele, I visited his house.

Wang Lele's residence is the kind of hardcover small apartment, the living room, bathroom, kitchen and bedroom are very well planned, giving people a feeling of small but not simple.

Then the two of us went to his bedroom. On the bookshelf next to the bedroom wall, there are original novels published by him, although the cover looks a bit middle-styled, but I still envy it.

In my mind, there are two main achievements in writing. One is to "write the story you want to express", and the other is to "get the approval of others and make your efforts rewarded".

In my opinion, Wang Lele has done both of these things, and I am still stupidly stuck in the "self-hilarity stage".

Wang Lele: "Cultivating thorns...... Well, it's a little weird to call you like that, sorry, I didn't mean to complain about your name. ”

Me: "Nothing, I'm used to it. ”

Wang Lele: "...... Well, that's really hard work for you. ”

I pouted wordlessly, pulled out the cigarette case from my coat pocket, and asked him, "Don't you mind?" ”

Wang Lele shrugged his shoulders, found an empty canned fruit bottle from the table, and put it in front of me, "There is no ashtray, let's make do with it." ”

I nodded and lit a cigarette.

"Xiu Thorn, which website do you write on? Maybe I've seen your work. Wang Lele said.

"There is no fixed place, and if you break a book, you will change a pit."

Wang Lele immediately cast a disdainful glance at me.

I was ashamed in my heart, and lit the front end of the burned cigarette on the mouth of the can, and said, "Let's change the subject, for example: What do you think of this strange thing that happened to the two of us?" ”

As soon as he heard the word "strange thing", Wang Lele's expression became serious, and he said to me: "I don't know if you have considered it, we may have been given a great task. ”

I'd love to give him a new trifecta: What's going on? What the hell? What's the matter? - Big guy help?

Seeing that I showed an unclear expression, Wang Lele was also very conscious of being a big man, and he patiently pointed out to me this budding new way: "Do you think, will this be so that we have a psychological preparation to be able to calmly face the next real crossing." ”

“Exm???” I was dumbfounded.

Wang Lele patted his thigh, stared at me with hatred: "I think we are very likely to face a crossing next, and the task of this crossing is very likely to let us change history!" ”

"......" I bit the corner of my cigarette at the corner of my mouth, my eyes glazed over, and I subconsciously asked, "So, where can I buy it... Ahem, so what history do you want us to change? ”

"Enter the Three Kingdoms, complete the reunification as soon as possible, and avoid the tragedy of 'five nonsense chaos'."

"Or travel to the Song Dynasty and rewrite the history of blood and tears invaded by foreign races."

"Or, come to the Qing Dynasty and overthrow the Tartars. Reign of the Son! ”

The more Wang Lele spoke, the more excited he looked, as if he had really traveled back to the past and become a national hero.

"No, big guy, you wait first." I interrupted Wang Lele's YY, took a deep puff of cigarette, and said:

"I'll admit that you're imaginative and adaptable."

Aren't you, you're the only one who treats the invasion of alien beings like a dream. Moreover, your authentic and fluent Chinese language is enough to embarrass other alien beings.

If it weren't for the fact that I had already learned about your ending from the "future Qi You", I'm afraid I would have treated you as the big boss in this alien invasion incident.

"What you said, maybe it will really come true."

In fact, I came here in such a daze, and my task is precisely to "change history", but unfortunately, you belong to the part that is about to be rewritten.

However, this is still only in the pure brain supplement stage. We can't start learning how to make gunpowder and soap, metal smelting technology, and the decisive conditions for classic battles for the sake of an idea that has no basis in reality, right? It would be nice if we really traveled to ancient China, but if we traveled in the wrong way, went to a primitive society, or became a cat or dog in a parallel world, wouldn't it be embarrassing? ”

“…… Well, you have a lot of point. Wang Lele touched his chin and nodded, "But the two brain holes you listed at the end are really good, they can be adapted into novels, and I am more interested in your works." If you don't mind, can you give me a novel or two of the novels you've ever written? ”

"Actually, 'too. The vast majority of authors must have had this kind of experience, so you don't have to take it too seriously. ”

Bosom friend!!

For a moment, I had the urge to kowtow to Wang Lele.

"So do you think it's more interesting to become a tsundere cat, or to cross into a wise and martial husky who can't make stupid mistakes?" Wang Lele pinched the leg of his glasses with his left hand and lifted the glasses on the bridge of his nose.

"Hmm... I think so...... Wait, it doesn't seem like we're here to discuss the brains of the novel, right? ”

"But it's okay to discuss it briefly, right?" Wang Lele picked up the lighter and cigarette, lit one for me, and then looked at me expectantly.

"......," I nudged my fingers rhythmically on the computer desk, "I'm more inclined to be a dog, because cats have been written badly." And I prefer dogs to cats. Most cats don't love their homes, and even if they are kind to them, they will still run away without a trace if they have the chance. ”

"And the Hutchis, in the eyes of most people, is one or two goods. If you cross over to its body and make it have human intelligence, it will form a contrast. ”

"So what about the master, if you write a girl, will it be a little too templated?" Wang Lele interjected.

Me: "What if it's a cute eagle girl?" ”

Wang Lele: "If that's the case, he can also have a sister who looks very similar." Oh, don't think about it, I'm not talking about Test Summoned Beasts. Don't stare at me, forget it, it's still my sister. ”

"The protagonist's sister is extremely introverted, and her interpersonal relationships at school are very poor, so in order to help her sister, the protagonist dresses up as her sister and blends into her sister's school." I added.

"Nice! great idea, and then he'll see what other people think of him from his sister's point of view."

"Mmmm, it's going to be fresh, although the day. Ben's college culture is very relatable, but our high school life in China is also not bad...... Please wait a moment. I stopped talking abruptly.

"What's wrong?"

"I remember, our protagonist seems to be a dog, right?"

“…… It seems like... That's true. Wang Lele took a sip of coffee with a sneering face.

"The beauties in the Water Margin are all beautiful, especially the little golden lotus is evocative. Da Lang is broken for love, and Erlang escapes for love, but Lian Mei only has Ximen the most masculine in her heart......"

At this moment, my phone rang suddenly.

Wang Lele seemed to be petrified by Medusa, his mouth was half open, and he asked me in a daze: "This... What kind of song is this? ”

"Ximenqing's Tears." After answering Wang Lele's question, I connected Qi You's phone: "Hey." ”

"Uncle, is it convenient for you to speak now?"

"Convenient."

"Things... Is it still going well? ”

I raised my eyes to look at Wang Lele, Wang Lele smiled at me inexplicably, and I replied without thinking, "It's very smooth." ”

"Whew... That's good, where are we? ”

"We're happily talking about writing a novel."

"......" and I was echoed by an eerie silence on the other end of the phone.

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