"Your girlfriend?"

After I hung up the phone, Wang Lele asked me like this.

"Sister."

The moment I threw out this answer, I was suddenly stunned in my heart - how many times have I used her to answer, and how many times have I repeated similar lies, sure enough, the more people grow, the more likely they are to become what they once hated......

Let's stop there, I'm not a literary youth who likes the type of depression.

"My sister?"

"Cousin."

"I envy you." Wang Lele helped his glasses legs, "Let's go eat, I'm hungry." But before I could answer, he slapped his thigh again and said, "Uh! I... My clothes were all washed yesterday and I don't have any coats to wear. ”

After speaking, he looked at me with an aggrieved and helpless expression, and he spread his hands in his movements.

You're not a girl, can you stop disgusting me with such a look?

I responded to Wang Lele with white eyes.

"I'm sorry." Wang Lele frowned and thought about it, then picked up the mobile phone on the computer table, and sneered at me: "Let's order takeout, what do you want to eat?" Well... How about a pizza or family bucket? ”

"It's still home cooking, I'm not used to fast food and fried food, and I have a bad stomach."

Wang Lele looked at me stupidly, and then complained: "This setting, put on you as a man, is really not cute." ”

"Then this store is ready, you can see what you want to order." Wang Lele turned the phone screen towards me.

"Green vegetable ball soup, stir-fried chicken with bamboo shoots, a bowl of rice."

"Hey, I didn't see that your taste is quite light."

Do I look like a hardcore person...... I tightened my nose and set my eyes on Wang Lele's computer desktop.

Tencent TGP, Xunyou Accelerator, League of Legends, Steam client, 360 secure browser...... Eh, what is it?

- "Beautiful Girl Wanhua Mirror 4: The Girl of Crime and Punishment".

As long as you buy me this, we will be friends forever!

"Then I'll just order two more dishes, their dishes are relatively small, and we should be able to eat four dishes. Well, okay, it's done, you're done - uh, what are you looking at? Wang Lele noticed my gaze.

I moved my mouse and clicked on the grass-green game icon on the desktop.

"This ...... This game is boring, lily type, nothing too interesting, let's play a game of League of Legends! Wang Lele hurriedly stopped my actions and explained to me.

I had to click on the tgp client, the account is set to log in automatically, and Wang Lele's account information is clear at a glance - suburbs, the matching win rate is 51%, and the ranking rank is silver four.

"What kind of eyes are you!?" Wang Lele was stung by my disdainful gaze, "Rank doesn't mean everything, you watch, I use the sword to carry the whole audience." ”

I sat upright on the edge of the bed, raised my left arm, and stretched it out to him, four fingers together facing forward, my thumb at a 90-degree angle to the other four fingers.

Please start your performance.

The first round of qualifying was quickly completed and entered the banning stage.

Wang Lele banned his hand and prepared to play with Shan Jian Ji.

At this time, the mid-laner player on the second floor typed: Brother, let's play Stone Man, the operation is simple, and you can score points.

Wang Lele thought for a moment and felt that it made sense, so he locked on to the stone man.

And then...

Then the mid-laner on his side locked Yasuo in seconds.

Hasagi！！

"Fuck, this person is tricking me, it's too shameless!" Wang Lele was so angry that he slapped the mouse hard.

I pressed my hands on both cheeks, trying not to laugh out loud.

The story of this game can be described in one sentence: GG was played out of laughter.

Yasuo, who needs teammates to help shoot him flying, is not a good Yasuo.

Not long after the end of this game, the takeaway we ordered arrived, Wang Lele nibbled on chicken wings, still haunted by the previous incident, and complained to me: "That pit compared, tricked me into choosing a stone man, played Yasuo by myself, and then was beaten into a dog online, and the team battle went to lead the line, elementary school students, right?" ”

I took a sip of the green vegetable ball soup, "No, the elementary school student said: We don't carry this pot!" ”

Wang Lele stupidly spat the chicken wing bones into the garbage bag.

"Do you think there will be anyone else who has had a similar experience with us?" I asked him.

Wang Lele rubbed his hands with a napkin, "Maybe, I posted that post in the post bar, firstly, to create and attract readers, and secondly, to find a master who can solve this problem in me." What I didn't expect was that the master didn't come, but someone who had the same disease as me came. After speaking, Wang Lele looked at me with a smile.

I couldn't laugh at all.

Not only have I deceived you, I have not had a similar experience as you, but I have not come here for a simple purpose, I am here to strangle all your "destabilizing factors" before the disaster begins.

He said that he was a hero who saved the world, but in fact he was a poor worm who was suffering physically and mentally.

"Well, to be honest, I feel like I'm familiar with you at first sight. You say, did we know each other before? Wang Lele looked at me and quipped.

"You should be "Dream of Red Mansions", and 'I have seen this sister before'."

Wang Lele smiled and shook his head, "I mean seriously, I'm quite grateful for this strange thing now, it made me meet you." ”

When he said this, I got goosebumps, and I hurriedly shrank my body back, "I'm sorry, although I don't discriminate against the same. Sex. Love, but I'm also..."

"Don't think of everyone else as dirty as you are." Wang Lele interrupted me, "I mean, it's a very happy thing to meet someone who is like-minded with me. ”

For the first time, I had a bizarre personal experience that I could polish into a novel, and I also got a close friend who shared the same preferences. The two joys overlapped each other, and this double joy brought more and more joy, and it should have been a dreamlike happy time. Why, however, did it turn out like this......

"Well, I'm honored too." That's what I really think in my heart – I have a lot of real friends. I can sketch and paint together, go fishing together, play video games, go to exhibitions, travel, play badminton and tennis, have pets – but there is no one who can really share the joys and sorrows of fiction writing with me.

And in my heart, I always hope that one day I can meet such a person.

How hopeful.

To use the simplest analogy: if Wang Lele is a girl, as long as "her" looks and personality are reasonable, then I will definitely chase "her".

yes, why is this happening? I finally met a girl who could be a sister and was able to share the emotion and joy of cross-age groups. I have a friend who also loves fiction and can discuss all aspects of fiction writing......

I have always liked to use Baixue jokes to make fun of the people around me, but I didn't expect that one day, I became the best fit for this paragraph.

In the face of Wang Lele's enthusiastic chatter, I smiled very reluctantly.

I was praying in my heart, but I was also asking the unknown being who would cross me: since my crossing is to change the tragedy in my writings. So, Wang Lele is also my character, if I save this world, he will definitely have a new happy life, right?

It has to be so, right?

Please.

I prayed silently.

"Why are you always in a daze, if the food is cold, it will become unpalatable."

“…… Well, I'm going to use my chopsticks. I squeezed out a smile at Wang Lele, but he didn't pay attention to the flaws in my expression, he was holding his mobile phone, checking today's Internet news, and narrating the interesting events to me from time to time.

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