Over here...... Where is it?

The girl stood in the center of the room with her sword in her hand, her mind blurred, and she hadn't recovered from what had just happened.

No one can go through a mess and come back to their senses right away, right?

The girl patted her head to make sure she was still conscious, it was a dilapidated room, probably a living room. There was also a big hole in the roof, and all kinds of furniture were also in tatters. The girl stood in the ruins, bewildered.

Where is this? Why am I here?

There was a blank look in her eyes, and the girl was sure that she had never seen this room before.

But soon she didn't have the heart to think about it

She saw the green leaves outside the window.

That's impossible!

The girl was shocked. After that catastrophe, there would be no plants alive in this world!

However, the girl quickly calmed down again.

She's seen a lot of this kind of thing, and it's plastic anyway, right? The texture of the branches and leaves is very good, even the jagged teeth on the leaves are lifelike, especially the color is almost fake, and even the structure of the dead faults that have been eaten off by insects is also ......

Wait a minute...... When did my eyes get good enough to see the structure inside a wormhole the size of a sesame seed on a leaf a few dozen meters away?

The girl instinctively sensed that something was wrong.

Then she noticed something else unusual about herself. For example, my chest is strangely heavy.

Bow your head, and it is the greatness of the chest to enter the eyes.

Wait a minute...... It must be the wrong way I bow my head, it must be the wrong way I bow my head, it must be the wrong way I bow my head, it must be the wrong way I bow my head......

Raise your head and forget about the terrifying scene you just had. Okay, bow your head again!

…… Chest, scientific name ****. Mature mammalian organs unique to humans and mammals. Well, I'm human, so it's normal. The only question is why is the shape so weird?

Well, it's normal to have boobs as a human being, but coach, it's a bit wrong to be a man, right?

First the prerequisite is confirmed to be a man, and then the discord is the abnormality of the chest. So what is the result of combined reasoning?

The girl pondered for a long time, and suddenly realized.

"It turned out to be a tumor."

Uh-huh, perfect reasoning results. Although the sound also became strange, my reasoning was perfect. Uh-huh, yes, it must be right. Absolutely, yes. There can be no mistake. Mmmm, there can be no mistake. It must be the world that is wrong......

“……”

"How is it possible!"

The girl held her head and wailed.

What should I do, what should I do, I actually grew a pair of boobs, what kind of man am I, do I have a man's boobs growing so big, didn't it just now, didn't it change in an instant, what kind of principle did it be, did I want to reveal my hidden life experience at this time, he meowed a **** The Siberian Tiger, in fact, I am helping her, this life experience is so scary, I always thought it was Bump Man, Dad, you calculated that I was not right, now it is indeed Bump, it is not slow at all, sorry Dad, I am wrong, speaking of which, it seems that milk has been drunk more recently, and milk will be drunk too much, and it will be like this, estrogen is bursting, and nutrition is not like this, it should not be papaya, in other words, China has a legend of where to eat and where to make up for the shape, no, I haven't eaten the girl's breasts, I haven't touched it, now I can touch my own want to touch how long I want to touch it, and how long will it not be hit, the shape seems to be good, and it is quite large, and the size is estimated to have a European size 36D, no, ah, ah, ah, ah, now is not the time to think about thisWait, ah, think about it carefully, could it be that I was unknowingly pulled by a strange organization to transform it, no, I'm the only one left in the world, I remember that there were three teasing gods who made me pull out a sword and hallucinate

"Yo!"

The sudden sound in the room was like thunder in the silence, startling the girl.

And Weng Ming in the right hand told the source of the girl's voice.

He bowed his head and held a crimson sword in his hand.

There was also a stone stuck in the tip of the sword.

"It's not a hallucination!"

As if trying to attract the girl's attention, the crimson long sword deliberately shook Weng Ming and said:

"Anyway, can you get that broken stone off? This divine sword is a sword, not a special mother's plus 12 war hammer! No, no, no, a sword stuck in a stone is not a war hammer. Want to know why? Ha! Because with a swing of the sword, the stone will fly out! Baaha!! A sword with a stone can only turn into a slinging sword! ”

Then again......

"This sword can speak!!"

Seeing the girl's expression of seeing a ghost, the crimson long sword said strangely:

"Huh? Aren't you talking? Isn't it common sense that swords can speak? ”

"Where is the common sense? Feron?! Generally speaking, swords can't speak, right? (Faeron, a continent in the Dungeons & Dragons world.) This refers to Lilla Col, a sword that can talk and has a very cheap mouth. ）

"This divine sword is not an ordinary sword, it is a sword made by God! You don't even need skill points to automatically know how to speak! How about guessing a riddle? What doesn't speak? Ha! The answer is dumbbells! Because it's dumb! Baahahahaha!! ”

It's also a special chatter!!

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"All in all......"

The girl rubbed her temples and concluded, "Because I said [I don't want to die] before I died, I was accepted as a wish to be accepted by those three teasing gods." Because they judged that life on earth was not suitable for me, and that it was not permissible to give mortals eternal life, they sent me to this new world full of life. ”

"Hmm!"

The girl endured the groove in her heart, "And because they thought I was too disgusting before I died, they pretended to tease me a little by the way." ”

"Hmm!"

The girl's forehead was bruised, "As a result, because I was so funny, I didn't stop for a while, and by the way, I became a mother." ”

"Hmm!"

"You're a bastard! Isn't this still funny?! What do you mean it's so fun, and you can't stop it for a while? Don't play with people!! ”

The girl finally broke out, grabbed the hilt of the sword with her backhand, and shook it vigorously as if she were grabbing a man's neck.

That's right, the girl is talking to the self-proclaimed sword in front of her.

Although it is strange that the sword can speak, since even the gods have seen it and crossed over, it is not so difficult to accept that the sword can speak.

"Don't, don't shake! It's useless for you to find this divine sword for this kind of thing! Besides, someone is coming! I'll talk about it later! ”

Before she could make any statement, she heard a voice from behind the door, "Ahh......h With a click, the visitor kicked the door open and entered the living room.

Seeing the figure of the girl holding a sword in the ruins, the visitor couldn't help but be stunned.

"Cheng ...... Succeed! There is a sword! It's Saber! Sure enough, it was exactly what I expected! Perfectly summoned the strongest servant, Saber! ”

……

…… Ha?

P.S: Change your hands again.