My name is Tetsuya, and I have been an orphan since I was a child, and after the end of the world, I met three goddesses, three goddesses with red, gold, green, and semaphore-like hair. They said I could make a wish to them to escape from the world that had been destroyed by the end of the world.

I was still too young and sweet, brainwashed by all sorts of time-traveling novels, naively thinking that the gods would grant my wishes. How could I have such thoughts...... To fulfill a wish, one should not go to the gods, but to Alajia, Alab, Aladdin...... Wait for the magic lamp of the Allah series. Dragon Ball is also good. Again, the Holy Grail will do.

My wishes are distorted.

As someone who despairs of the boring, unchanging realities of life, it shouldn't be too much to make a wish for a fun environment, right?

Then, my wishes were distorted.

"Dear traverser, your traversal location is the world of "Fett Stays Tonight"~"

"That's a terrible translation, isn't it? Even if you don't use English, "Fate/staynight" should be "Destiny Night"! And it's not interesting at all, seven Heroic Spirits are killing each other! ”

"I'm sure you'll be able to overcome this little trouble."

"Not at all!"

"World view introduction: The so-called "Fett Stays Tonight" refers to an 18X text adventure game "Fate/staynight" developed by Japan's TYPE-MOON company. The correct translation would be "Fett stays tonight." The Chinese English scum has translated it as "The Long Night of Destiny", "Holy Grail War" and other ignorant, idiotic, and names that fully expose the shortcomings of English education in China. ”

"The person who is fully exposing the shortcomings of English education in my country is you!"

"Fett Stays Tonight" tells the story of a tyrant who wants to let his favorite concubine Fett stay and sleep, but is thwarted by seven evil horse monkey soju who try to get their hands on Fett. These seven evil horse monkey soju overthrew the tyrant with very despicable and shameless means, and then extended their claws to the pet Ji Fett. But! When I saw that my favorite was about to be pushed down! Seven evil horse monkey shochu began to kill each other in order to monopolize the favored concubine! And the player plays as one of the evil horse monkey shochu, and plans three plans in order to overthrow the pet him, FATE plan, UBW plan, and HF plan!

This is Fett Stays Tonight, a very evil, cruel, terrifying, lily, welfare, outrageous yet thought-provoking 18X text adventure game. ”

"What dimension is this Fate/staynight! There are so many slots that I don't even know where to throw up! And this world is super dangerous, okay! ”

Is the world of Fate/staynight super dangerous? There are seven Heroic Spirits killing each other, okay? Even Emiya Shirou, who is the protagonist, died all the way, okay?

In the game, as the protagonist of the game, Shirou Emiya's young man dies in as many as 41 endings. If a novice doesn't read the guide, the first time you play it is basically a death all the way. Veterans will also die all the way because they want to collect all the death endings. In short, the real world of Fate/staynight is definitely a world where there are as many death flags as dogs and BadEnd as many as the ground. An ordinary person walks through and doesn't hurry up to escape from the place where the plot takes place, Dongmu Town, it's like lighting a lantern in a thatched pit - looking for, looking for.

"I'm sure you'll be able to overcome this little trouble."

"Not at all!!"

As a weak human being, I made a wish to the gods to ask for a handsome, self-protective ability as a crossing benefit, isn't it too much?

"Na, this is your ability [Eyes of Whom] to Glare at Whom! O eyes of the god of pregnancy! Eye of God! Super strong! We're generous! ”

God's Eye, that's so generous—that's weird!

I covered my right eye, and the painful right eye in my heart didn't know how many times I scolded these three ****s.

"Oh your sister, glaring at your sister, pregnant with your sister, strong your sister! And the god of pregnancy? Anyway, this priesthood is too weird, right? And you're telling me how to protect myself with this ability?! ”

"And the gods change their eyes, just dig them out and put them on hot plugs?! Can't you guys change your eyes a little bit of a high-end way? The Grim Reaper's eyes are not so rude! After all, what kind of trouble is the eye of the god of pregnancy, what kind of trouble is the eye of the pregnant person who stares at, and what kind of trouble is it to make someone else pregnant? I want the ability to be handsome, right? How can you call it handsome?! Well, the special ability of the Plate Thrower, which increases the damage of the Plate Hero by 300% and causes the Plate Pick-up effect? ”

"You can also pretend to be Guanyin." The god interjected at the right time.

"Damn Akuya!"

"Peace of mind~ I'm sure you'll be able to overcome this little trouble."

"I said I couldn't!!"

If I make a wish one by one, and the gods fulfill my wishes one by one, then I will definitely make a targeted wish when I perceive that the gods are distorting my wishes. There would be no such conversations. But the truth is, I'm a one-time-one-time, sexual, and wish-making!

As a normal adult male, the hormone secretion is normal, but he has never been able to find a girlfriend of the pathetic magician, as a waste wood man with 0 EQ who has been issued countless good person cards, girlfriend cards, spare tire cards, and jack cards, it's not too much to have the ability to charm people, right?

"Very good boy, you now have a super charm that no one can resist, and there is no creature that can escape from your charm!"

"Let's not talk about the dissonance of your words...... Can you explain to me what this thing is? Pointing to my towering chest, I asked expressionlessly.

"Chest, scientific name ****. Mature mammalian organs unique to humans and mammals. You're also human, so it's normal~"

"Well, it's normal to have boobs as a human, but ...... Don't you think it's a bit wrong to be a man? ”

"Change...... Swelling, tumor DAZE~. ”

"You're a liar!! You just wanted to talk about transformation, right?! You just me, didn't you?! Mother, I want this charm to be useful! ”

"Huh...... Don't say that, you can also tempt men if you are a mother. ”

"Why don't I do it!"

"But we want to see you do it."

"You're mom X!"

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When the memories end, Tetsuya fell to his knees in an OTZ shape.

Nima uses this ability to kill the seven heroes who are widely praised in human mythology. The ending is properly to be **** by seven big men, right? Is it so frustrating, and all three wishes are distorted for me? Anyway, you're just here to play, I'm not here to save me, are you?

"Don't worry, three of them are women!"

"And what about the four other men?"

The three goddesses of gold, green and red were silent for a long time, and the red-haired goddess said with some hesitation:

"Actually...... Look...... 5p isn't bad, is it? ”

Not bad, uncle!

"I'm sure you'll be able to overcome this little trouble."

"So I can't do it at all!!"

How big a nerve can it take to overcome it?!

Thinking of the cups he will face in the future, Tetsuya's heart is firm.

No, no, you can't just go through it. With this kind of urine, if you wear it properly, you can move it in a human form, and RBQ is still the kind that comes with a loudspeaker to advertise.

"Tsk~ This can't be overcome, it's really a waste."

"You're going to overcome it and show me?!"

"I still have some hangings here that can be given to you, and I can also give you a GM, do you want it?" The blonde goddess gets impatient.

"Of course!" Tetsuya is categorical.

"But if you think about it, these hangings have side effects." The green-haired goddess had a strange look in her eyes.

I'm about to become RBQ, and I'm afraid of the side effects of hair!

Tetsuya has been a little sick and rushed to the doctor in order to get rid of this cheating situation, in his opinion, no matter what kind of side effects can be worse than now?

The god waved his hand, and a crimson sword was thrust in front of him. The body of the sword is crystal clear, and it seems to be made of some kind of special red crystal, without the gauntlet part of the sword grid.

"In that case, draw your sword! Juvenile! This is a divine sword, and when you pull it out, it's yours. All the hangings are already attached to the sword. Just pull it out. ”

I see, it's as simple as that.

Holding the hilt of the sword with both hands, he thought about it sideways, although he felt that no matter how bad it was, it would not be worse than now, Tetsuya still asked more.

"That...... Can I first ask what is being prescribed and what are the side effects? ”

"Oh that, first of all, this is an indestructible sword, but more importantly, this sword is a small wishing device, and you can make this sword have any abilities, such as flying, transforming, stealth, glowing cannons, etc. One opportunity per day, one ability at a time. It can do anything. Don't be in a hurry to rejoice, this sword will be less effective when using other abilities. As for how much worse...... You'll find out later. ”

Oooh! Sounds super strong! As for the worse...... It is inevitable that the ability of such a bug will have certain limitations, but what about the side effects?

"Side effects. First of all......" The blonde goddess reached out and quickly tapped Tetsuya's hands on the hilt of the sword, and then he realized that he couldn't let go of the hilt!

it!?

Tetsuya had a strong sense of foreboding in his heart. Cold sweat flowed down his back, and this situation and the urine sex of the pit dad in front of him were really cheated again, right?! And now in this situation, I don't even dare to struggle, and my hands seem to be glued to the hilt of the sword and can't let go. If you struggle rashly, you might pull out your sword.

But that's okay!

With a gleam in his eyes, Tetsuya made a heroic gesture of righteousness.

I've been ready to come to my senses! What could be worse than doing RBQ and dying to death?!

However, the goddess then told Tetsuya

Some.

"You will have immortality, and you will not be able to die any way." [Do RBQ so that you can't die if you want to]

"Secondly." Greenhair opens a portal.

"Your senses will be very sensitive, and any sensation will be magnified by a myriad of people. Include...... Uh-huh~" [Do RBQ to make it like yourself]

"Finally." The red-haired goddess smiled and walked up to Tetsuya, who was already sweating profusely, and held his hand.

"You will be extremely unlucky." [Dozens of big men can jump in from outside the window when you drink saliva]

the!

It's really worse than doing RBQ and dying!

"It's too late to understand now, I've already seen the end of you." → gold

Where are you the god of strategy?!

"Hurry up and draw your sword~ The portal has been opened for you, huh? If you pull it out, everyone can be happy~" → green

And what about mine!? What about my happiness!?

Tetsuya took a deep breath

"What a ghost can pull it out!!"

Stick your sword deeper.

You can't let go of your hand, but it's easy to stick your sword into the ground. Tetsuya is also out of the way now, regardless of whether he is pitted or not, whether he is the end of the world, in short, he must not draw his sword!

As long as it remains the way it is, as long as you don't draw your sword......

"Ah, I'm sorry, Jean."

→ crackled, and gravel splattered.

It was, like a heavenly sound.

It's like the gears of fate that never stopped are turning.

The moment that crisp voice sounded, the moment the gravel flew past his cheek,

Tetsuya was stunned as he looked at the long sword that had left the ground in his hand.

He drew his sword—along with a small piece of ground where it was attached.

Strictly speaking, it was kicked out by the red-haired goddess.

Tetsuya stared blankly at the red-haired goddess who slowly withdrew her feet, and then looked down at the long sword in his hand. After all, the thousand words in my heart only converged into two words

Nima !!!!!!!!!!!

Crimson light rose into the sky.

P.S: Six changes. Increased from 2000 to 4000. Well? Chopping hands? Hahaha...... You're really kidding......

Sorry Yu was wrong!! (kneeling)

Chop your hands or something, please treat it as if you didn't see it!

Yu knows! The big husband is out of his word, and the horse is hard to chase!

Yu is actually a woman, so it doesn't matter...... Right?

Huh?! Yu liar?! How, how is it possible, hahahahahahahaha......hahahahahaha

Actually, this is not a change! It's retouching! Can the things of the reader be changed?!

This is the inertia of the will of the universe! It is the supreme principle of the universe!

Do you have to chop it anyway......?

Strictly speaking, nail hair is also part of the hand......

Let's discuss, let's chop a nail?

What do you want to do with your sword? You're looking down on nails, aren't you?! Do you know how hard your nails work?! As a nail, it grows day and night to gain the status of a hand, do you think it is easy? Have you thought about your nails? Yu now! Give the nail the title of "hand"! Fulfill its wishes!

Come on, take the remaining nine-foot dragon pattern nail clippers!

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