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"First, you're in the men's bathroom, which is fundamental, and I'm kindly reminding you. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info Second, you are not only grateful, but also slapped your benefactor, which is ungrateful. So you owe me both apologies! I felt the need to remind me, so I said it directly at the class meeting.

I've always been so upright.

"Finally......" I glanced at Gu Sanxin lightly, she was wearing ultra-short jeans, almost like the current trendy Qi. forced a small short skirt, two-thirds of the thighs are exposed, the calves are naked, bright and white, and the skin is like coagulation, blowing can be broken, and it is even more thrilling.

Of course, it is not attractive to me, but the only Su Shiyi in the world, at least when Gu Sanxin came to the stage to introduce himself as a freshman, the twenty-one boys in the class couldn't move their eyes, and even the two otaku who were brushing meager brushes walked out of their own world.

"You say I'm a pervert, but judging from your clothes, your brain is working normally but you went into the men's bathroom, but I guess that there are other people who really don't care. That's right, that person is you. "My meticulous logic is irrefutable.

As a result, all the thirty-six people in the class followed suit, and Su Mu, who was in the same dormitory, even used his hand to make a trumpet shape on his mouth, lest the world be chaotic and shouted: "Auntie, domineering!" ”

This gentleman is tall and big, 1.8 meters tall, strong and beautiful, and handsome, outgoing, extremely self-familiar, really the best choice for superficial women, just after entering the school, he captured the hearts of a group of idiot women.

The only obvious shortcomings of this gentleman may be: impulsiveness, cheapness, and nicknames come casually, the dormitory organizes things, and the four of them introduce themselves, and he says, "Eleven? What a weird name, one? One? Auntie! ”

"It's very rude to give someone a nickname casually, please don't call it again in the future." I'm serious and serious.

"Yes, auntie." Su Mu nodded, serious and serious.

Su Mu screamed, followed by a whistle, classroom 303 was in a commotion, Gu Sanxin's apricot eyes were round, her cheeks were red with anger, she sat in the first row, like an angry lioness, turned around and yelled at everyone: "What are you screaming, shut up the old lady!" ”

The hustle and bustle stopped abruptly, everyone was startled, but the angry Gu Sanxin also had tears in his eyes, his long eyelashes flashed and flashed, completely ignoring my suspicions, and not explaining, clenched his fists, and said coldly: "Pervert!" Who told you not to mention your pants?! ”

With a snap, a slap slapped me on the right side of the cheek.

Smart people never step into the same river of mistakes twice, and my face will not be slapped twice in a day, I knew that this woman had violent genes, so I was prepared, and with a push, I removed Gu Sanxin's slap, but in the end, I still underestimated her strength, and she kicked me in the stomach again, kicking me directly.

Damn it!

At that moment, I remembered the time when I was eight years old when I was smashed against the wall by my father's chair, which may have been the closest I have ever come to death in my seventeen years.

Gu Sanxin's next reaction was very strange, it was obvious that it was me who was ruthless, but she screamed anxiously, ran back to the dormitory, and directly gave up the class committee election and the sacred right to vote.

Pity.

It turned out that it wasn't just me who was intimidated, the whole class was stunned, Su Mu's kid had his mouth wide open, and there was no pressure to put a goose egg in it.

Su Mu's appearance and shortcomings have been mentioned, of course he also has advantages, and there are two particularly outstanding advantages, one is extremely righteous, and the other is frigidity, neither like women nor men.

This is what I have learned over the next year, through countless pieces of evidence and extremely careful analysis.

Su Mu's advantage of height and long legs was brought into play, and he jumped out of the table directly with a span, came to me in three or two steps, hurriedly helped me up, and forced a smile: "Auntie, it's okay." ”

"It's fine." I stood up calmly and patted the dust off my body, and I had to explain: "What are you laughing at?" ”

"Laugh? No, absolutely nothing! "This kid opens his eyes and talks nonsense, do you think everyone else is blind?

I paused word by word and explained seriously: "First, I am by no means an impulsive person, so I don't do it easily; Second, she's a girl, and I never hit a girl. To sum up, the reason why I lost to her was not because my skills were not as good as others, you understand? ”

"Understood, understood! Hahaha......"

As a result, the whole class burst into laughter, and I frowned, unable to understand what they were laughing at.

I was wrong.

Although I am afraid of face and refuse to admit it to death, I have to say that I have been weak since I was a child, although I am 1.75 meters tall, but if I really want to make a move, I am definitely not Gu Sanxin's opponent, although I crushed her by ten centimeters.

"Su Shiyi, you are the top student in the college entrance examination in this house, are you interested in being a member of the study committee?"

"No interest."

Next, it is the election of the class committee, the class leader is Chen Zhiang from the same dormitory, Su Mu was also very promising, after all, even if there is no Gu Sanxin, there are still fourteen in the class, and the odds of winning are still very good, but this product is very lazy, and he has no intention of running for the class committee at all.

But that's okay, if he runs for the same time as Chen Zhiang, I don't know who to vote for, so I can only abstain.

The class supervisor planned to let me be a member of the study committee, I refused, and the position that was more suitable for me was the psychological committee, and there was really no challenge in ordinary academic research, and the insight into the nature of the human heart was the ultimate challenge.

Of course, I am the only one running for the psychological committee, but it is clear that the reason why others are not running is simply because I am already running, and they will give up running in order to avoid humiliating themselves.

This group of fools is collectively wise, rare.

I'm starting to hate this university, this class, less so much.

A mandatory standard for psychological committee members is that they must carry out psychological counseling twice a month, one person each time, for at least half an hour. I don't think this hard standard is necessary at all, since I am willing to run for the psychological committee, of course, out of love, why should I have a hard and fast rule?

I was wrong.

Two months later, after my careful analysis and rejection, I found that the election of the psychological committee was not only out of love, but also probably for the purpose of adding two more credits.

The sad thing is that the only Su Eleven in the world, the great Chuhua, four grades, hundreds of psychological committee members, who really ran for this position out of love, may only be me.

What's even more sad is that when it comes to counseling day, no one has recommended themselves at all, if it weren't for this hard and fast rule, maybe no one would have participated at all, of course, this is definitely not my problem, I believe that as long as they go through my counseling, they will no longer feel that this is a task.

What is a little comforting is that not only the psychological committee, but also many people in other positions are because of those two credits.