Chapter 6 So-and-so and So-and-so
I hate Gu Sanxin. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
First of all, this person is extremely violent, which is what I hate the most.
After the class meeting, we didn't say a word for a week after the class meeting, which was good, the change started in the second week, but this person was defeated in my unflawed clash of lips.
Gu Sanxin was also obviously aware of this, so every time she was exhausted, she basically fought violently, either scratching my face, kicking my legs, or even beating my ass shamelessly, which was unbearable!
I'm miserable.
However, I have always adhered to the principle that good men do not fight with women, and I have always used the word "forbearance". Until one day, I suddenly realized that this might be the source of my misery, and I rose up, slave of hunger and cold! Arise, all the suffering people of the world!
Full of blood has boiled,
Fight for the truth!
The old world is a falling flower,
Slaves get up, get up!
Don't say we have nothing,
We want to be the masters of the world!
There has never been a savior,
Nor does it depend on the Immortal Emperor!
To create the happiness of mankind,
It's all up to us!
We want to reclaim the fruits of our labor,
Let the mind break through the cage!
Quickly burn the fire red,
Strike while the iron is hot to succeed!
Although violent, I have to say that Gu Sanxin's IQ is still online, and the fifteen girls in the class are the only ones I can barely look at, plus after the feud, she often finds fault and sends her face to the muzzle, not for nothing.
I love to watch Gu San's psychology be poor, and I also love to see her angry, so as long as she dares to challenge, I never miss a fight.
Su Mu was born with a cheap mouth, cheap to the extent that it is impossible to add more, two months later, he actually put three sticks of incense in front of me, bowed deeply three times, and said: "Auntie, I think I Su Mu is also a generation of cheap customers, tongue battle group Confucianism, known as the world's first cheap mouth, life has gone through hundreds of battles, large and small, never defeated, but if it is cheap, I Su Mu is willing to bow down!" Auntie, no, I Su Mu must call you Master today! Master is above, please accept the apprentice's three bows. ”
You finally know your own shortcomings, but you are not as good as me, that's a matter of course, I hummed lightly, gently slapped the back of Su Mu's head three times, and corrected: "You have a cheap mouth, not only the class knows everything, but the grade also knows everything, but you are wrong, I am not cheap, but to convince people with virtue and reason!" Someone has defeated me, and that's the best example of that. Think about Zhang Yi and Su Qin back then, one was the prime minister of the Western Qin, and the other was wearing the seal of the six countries, vertical and horizontal, what a scenery? Convince people with virtue and convince people with reason, this is the right way, Brother Mu, you have gone astray, the sea of bitterness is endless, and turning back is the shore. ”
"Yes, yes, yes." Su Mu's chick couldn't help but nod like pecking rice.
I immediately blinked, patted Su Mu's shoulder and said: "The psychological counseling quota has been used up this month, but I happen to have time this Friday afternoon, for the sake of the friendship of the same class and dormitory, I will make an exception to open the back door for you, and tomorrow at five o'clock in the afternoon, the psychological counseling room, see you or leave." ”
"Get out!"
How short-sighted? I deeply feel sad for Su Mu.
Lu Yu and Chen Zhiang, who were lying in bed early, laughed, and Chen Zhiang smiled: "Brother Mu, you save it, Eleven doesn't understand what you're saying." And you're wrong, haven't you noticed the biggest difference between you and Eleven? ”
Su Mu Daqi: "It's all cheap, what difference can it be?" ”
Chen Zhiang held the Zhuge feather fan in his hand, sat up from the bed, pointed at Su Mu through the white mosquito net feather fan, and pointed at the country and said, "Hey, Brother Su, this is wrong!" Your cheapness is an indiscriminate attack, targeting all the girls who dare to chase you and are still stalking, but our champion Brother Su is only targeting so-and-so, so-and-so, the girls next to him, don't say cheap, it's just a greeting that is owed, you can understand? ”
Su Mu's eyes suddenly lit up, and he shouted, "I'm oh oh oh!" This is absolutely absolutely not cheap, yo, aunt, it is not obvious on weekdays, but as soon as the connoisseur makes a move, he will know if there is one. Master, absolute master! ”
"Yes, yes." Chen Zhiang shook the feather fan lightly, closed his eyes slightly, and looked like Zhuge was reborn.
And I didn't understand what they were saying.
In fact, when Su Mu and his wife rejected my proposal with no eyes and short-sightedness, I had no interest in their conversation and turned to page 79 of "The Principle of Transcending Pleasure".
Freud was such a genius.
It's a pity that genius is lonely after all, and the group of fools in the Nobel Committee refused to award him the Nobel Prize on the grounds that psychological analysis is not science, which is definitely not Freud's sorrow.
At this time, the love saint Lu Yu also sat up from the bed, and sighed for a long time: "I think I Lu Yu is in love, I have always been in the midst of thousands of flowers, and the leaves do not touch my body." When you idiots only have five girls, I have already collected all the twelve zodiac signs. In the love field, Lu has never admired anyone, but Brother Su is in front, and I have to bow down. Miss Gu's flower name shocked Chuhua, and she was rated as one of the four school flowers when she entered the school, and the boys around her were like flies seeing a lump of stinky meat, but they all fell into the sand, but they didn't expect her aunt to ......"
"Wait." I frowned, and I understood, "When and by whom did she become the flower of the four major schools?" Why haven't you asked for my opinion? Are all those who chose her as the school flower blind? ”
Lu Yu was choked at this time, pointed at me, opened his mouth, and wanted to say something, Su Mu hurriedly shouted: "Don't explain!" Lu Zhiang sighed: "Xiaolu, what Eleven doesn't understand, you can't explain it clearly." ”
"It doesn't matter!" Lu Yu waved his hand, directly skipped the topic of the school flower, and then asked: "Auntie, actually, I really want to worship you as a teacher, tell me how you got Gu Sanxin?" ”
That's the point, and sure enough, someone still noticed, how can someone be my opponent? I pursed my lips proudly, raised my head, and winked at Lu Yu with my left eye: "Convince people with virtue and convince people with reason." ”
"I'm oh oh oh!"
Su Mu laughed as he helped the ladder to get to bed, and asked again, "Auntie, do you know what Xiaolu is asking?" ”
I was slightly dissatisfied: "Brother Mu, when you say that, you are simply insulting my IQ. ”
Su Mu waved his hand and said, "Yes, then I apologize first, you have a lot of adults, don't be like the small ones." ”
The attitude was very sincere, I shrugged my shoulders, and then replied: "Brother Mu, your mouth is already sharp, but someone's mouth is even sharper, according to someone himself, he is a rare opponent in his life, and he has not tasted defeat, but unfortunately, she ran into me." What's even more regrettable is that even if she meets me, she still dares to provoke me? As a man, people have always respected me, and I have been repaid, and vice versa. Didn't the fawn just ask me how to crush someone? ”
Su Mu and Lu Yu looked at each other, staring at each other with their left eyes and their right eyes.
A while.
Su Mu slapped his thigh and laughed wildly: "I know, I know!" Chen Zhiang shook the feather fan lightly, glanced at Lu Yu calmly, shrugged his shoulders, and said, "I said a long time ago, Eleven doesn't understand." ”
Lu Yu gave me a thumbs up and said, "If you are clumsy, if you are wise and foolish, I Lu Yu will have one word: serve!" ”
I shrugged my shoulders calmly, without the slightest smugness, this is a fact, and I still use you to flatter?