Chapter 12: The Big Eye Patch (I)

I don't know when it started, Su Ziye always had the same dream.

He couldn't remember what happened in his dreams, because those stories changed every day, there were sword immortals flying around, there were demonic beasts galloping endlessly, and he only remembered that he had been fighting, covered in blood and drenched in joy.

He couldn't remember exactly who he was in his dreams, some of whom seemed familiar, but they would always carry swords and spears and chase him down until he was old; Some people have vague faces, but they give him a very cordial feeling, as if they are the most important relatives and partners in their lives.

By the way, they'll also call themselves 'Captains'...

Captain?

Young Pioneers?

What a feeling of secondary two...

What's even more helpless is that no matter what the process of these dreams is, whether the danger is messy or messy, in the end, I will always wake up with great fear, either when the zombie's bloody mouth is about to bite, or when a big boss pokes with a sword... Without exception, when I woke up, I was scared into a cold sweat.

It's like just now, it's obviously a very harmonious start, it seems to be talking about life and ideals with a yellow-haired, ninja-dressed imp, but somehow he began to be hunted down, a white-haired old man was very unreasonable to summon a big toad, and he couldn't help but press him under his stomach, and it seemed that he had a fart...

So he woke up again.

When he woke up, Su Ziye only felt tired, and the pressure in the dream seemed to be transmitted to reality, no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't breathe, as if there was a mountain pressing on his chest, and his lower body also felt cold.

The next second he opened his eyes, and then the whole person was Spartan.

I saw that the quilt that was originally covering his body was very rudely lifted and thrown aside, and the petite body was sitting on his chest, talking to himself, while stretching out his hand to study something sneakily.

If it was just that, it would be fine, but Su Ziye soon found that the object of the other party's research seemed to be some indescribable parts of himself, although he was wearing underwear, it was a lively morning... It has already risen to infinity, and it seems that there is a tendency to get bigger and bigger when someone provokes it like this...

Just when someone was still not satisfied and wanted to take off the thin pants, Su Ziye finally reacted and shouted angrily: "What are you going to do!?" ”

"Huh...?"

Mu Mu maintained the action of the last second, and looked back innocently and asked, "Are you awake?" ”

"Nonsense, why don't you sleep in my room early in the morning? Still... Still doing such shameful things? ”

"Shame?"

Little Lori finally let go of the caterpillar, twisted her buttocks and turned directly to her divine servant, and said disdainfully: "As a humble and insignificant mortal, it should be an honor to be studied by the Lord God, how can you say that you are ashamed?" ”

Su Ziye was so overwhelmed by her action that he hurriedly shouted, "You come down first, come down quickly!" ”

"I won't~" Mu Mu Tsundere snorted, and then blinked expectantly: "Unless you tell me what this thing is, why is it so hard?" It's not a bone..."

"You haven't taken a health education class?"

"What's that?"

"Forget it... You'll find out later, anyway, you give it to me first, or you won't have breakfast! ”

"Stingy..."Mu Mu reluctantly climbed down, his movements were so slow that Su Ziye almost screamed directly, and then walked out of the room without looking at him.

As she walked, she was still humming unhappily.

Ye Zi is really a stingy ghost, if you don't show it, you won't show it, so why is it so fierce!

People are the main gods, don't lose face!

But before she could take two steps, she stopped again, turned to look at the closed door, and couldn't help but smile at the corner of her mouth.

According to the analysis of the intelligent mind of the Lord God, it should be a weapon connected to flesh and blood, which is usually hidden, and will only be triggered when in danger or in an unconscious state... Otherwise, I should have found out yesterday.

"But it's also mortal... Why didn't those mortals have any? ”

The Lord God was puzzled, but he didn't realize that the mortals he had come into contact with before were all women...

"No matter, there will always be a chance to study it more carefully in the future, I must see what that weapon looks like, hum!"

Lord God waved his small fist and set a small goal for himself.

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Su Ziye was still embarrassed when breakfast was served, he never dreamed that Xiao Lori would be so strong, and climbed into his bed without saying a word, if he hadn't found it in time, maybe he would have made a fool of himself...

Humiliation, full of humiliation.

In my lifetime, I was actually infeminated by a little Lori.,If the scene just now was seen by outsiders.,It's definitely a misunderstanding that it's my own request... No matter how you justify it at that time, you will definitely not be able to escape from three years in prison, and the most important thing is that you have a sense of accomplishment that you have 'earned'!

Thinking of this, he glanced at Xiao Lori indignantly, and he didn't know how her original family educated her, and she didn't have any awareness of the defense of men and women, and she had to let her sister teach her a good lesson in the future.

"Why are you looking at me, my beauty is already making you unable to eat?" Mu Mu drank the soy milk in a big gulp without any psychological burden, and picked up the fritters and dipped them in the soy milk without a teacher, making his mouth full of oil.

Su Ziye rolled his eyes: "Eat your food, be careful to become a little fat man in the future." ”

"Cut, I have divine power to protect my body, any food will only absorb the most important essence, how can I be fat~" Little Lori said this, but she still subconsciously dropped the bowl, and then asked expectantly: "Where are we going today?" ”

"Go to the police station again and help you get a household registration."

"Account? What is an account? ”

"It is a proof of legally becoming a citizen of this country, and you can also understand that we will be a family in the future."

"Oh..."Mu Mu nodded lightly, and just when Su Ziye thought she would be moved to tears, she asked again: "Will the household registration prove that we are masters and servants?" ”

“... Believe it or not, I'll leave you on the road right away. ”

"Cut~"

Little Lori snorted and stopped talking, she wouldn't admit that she was a little weak-hearted, but the 'family' that Ye Zi said before made her heart ripple, and the corners of her mouth quietly showed a smile.

However, before she could carefully feel the little sweetness in her heart, she heard the servant say again: "But before you go out, I have to buy a few clothes for you on the Internet, and people who always wear this robe still think I abuse you." ”

"No way, I will never take off my robe!" Mu Mu was very unhappy and directly shook his head in denial, not giving Su Ziye a chance to continue to speak.

What are you kidding, I don't have any divine power now, if I don't have a divine robe to protect my body, what should I do if I meet a reincarnation, what if I meet that bad woman?

Absolutely not!

Su Ziye knew that she would say this, so she sighed deliberately and said: "You can not buy clothes, you must always buy underwear or something, you don't seem to have changed it for two days?" Tut-tut..."

“... You are talking nonsense! I use my divine power to transmogurate every day! ”

"But don't you have a lot of divine power now? It's a waste of this~" Where would Su Ziye believe that there was any divine power, he just thought that the little girl was embarrassed, and deliberately said this according to her two-dimensional brain hole.

"Uh..."

Mu Mu thought about it and felt that what the divine servant classmate said seemed to be right.

In the past, she didn't need to think about the consumption of divine power at all, but now the situation is special, if she uses her divine power to transform intimate clothes like this every day, it is indeed a bit of a waste...

Seeing this, Su Ziye directly clapped his head and said: "It's so decided, hurry up and eat, and go to the street after buying clothes." ”

"Oh..."

The Lord God reluctantly agreed, but he was very confused.

Mortal underwear... What does it look like exactly?

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