Chapter 13: Big Eye Patch (Part II)
After breakfast, Su Ziye and Mu Mu squeezed together on the sofa and started the first online shopping journey of Lord God.
"This is your mortal technology? Tsk tsk..."Little Lori sneered with disdain in her mouth, but her eyes stared at the screen very honestly, and she was reluctant to look away.
Su Ziye pursed his lips and didn't say anything, opened a certain treasure with a familiar car, and then browsed page by page.
"What is this? It looks delicious. Lord God blinked, and the look of anticipation made it impossible to refuse.
The servant thought for a moment and threw the chocolate gift box into the shopping cart.
"Wow, there's this, such a beautiful thing must be delicious~" The Lord God shook his little head, and his cute expression could melt everything.
The fingers of the servant trembled slightly, and he pocketed a carton of juice.
"And this, this, huh? It looks pretty good, too. "Lord God's face is full of fanaticism, this time without the help of the god servant classmates, he grabbed the mouse without a teacher, and put all those snacks in the shopping cart...
Su Ziye panicked, and while blocking the screen with his body, he gritted his teeth and said, "If you buy these messy things again, I won't have the money to buy you underwear!" β
"Alas..."Mu Mu shook his head with regret on his face, "As my divine servant, I am so stingy." β
"What does this have to do with being stingy, eating too many snacks is not good for your health, you are still growing your body."
"Oh? Actually, you don't have any money, right? β
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Su Ziye was speechless for a while, so he had to silently click on the 'underwear' page and pretend to browse it, while the little Lori next to him covered her mouth and smiled, her face full of pride.
Perhaps she will never be able to understand that improving the quality of the flesh is the foundation of mortal evolution, but they chose the route of technological development... But this does not prevent the Lord God, who is a girl, from pursuing and yearning for all beautiful things.
So she looked very seriously, and the regret in her heart became stronger and stronger.
Of course, unlike some bewitching and cheap goods, Mu Mu will not dislike him because the divine servant has no money, in her heart, only loyalty is the only condition that the divine servant needs to have, although Ye Zi is not very loyal so far, but as long as she thinks of the gentle eyes and the big palm, her heart will also become warm.
This... It should be considered qualified, right?
Little Lori laughed stupidly, but before she could fantasize about the beautiful days in the future, she was pulled back to reality by Su Ziye: "What are you smiling at, come and see how this is." β
"Humph!" Mu Mu glared at his servant, turned to look at the picture in the middle of the computer, and after a moment's look, he was dissatisfied: "It's ugly!" β
"Ugly? I think it's pretty good. β
"No, I don't want to wear this!"
"And you'll take a look at this again?"
"Tut-tut, are you stupid or do you have a problem with your eyes, except for the different colors, this one is not the same as the one just now?"
"But girls are like this..."
"I'm not a girl, I'm the Lord God!"
β......β
Su Ziye is out of luck, he himself has a great sense of shame to help Mu Mu buy underwear, even his sister has enjoyed this treatment, but his kindness has become a donkey's liver and lungs, and Xiao Loli doesn't appreciate it at all.
So he had no choice but to spread his hands and say, "Then you can find it yourself." β
"Cut, what's so hard about this." Mu Mu took the mouse, followed the arrow page by page, and after a while, his eyes lit up: "What is this?" β
Su Ziye glanced at it, and his face turned red inexplicably: "This is also underwear." β
Then I silently added in my heart: Affectionate and interesting.
Who knew that Xiao Lori immediately clapped and said: "Then this one, you can still use it as an eye mask when you sleep at night." β
β... Please, this is what girls wear when they grow up, and you can't wear it at all. β
Little Lori looked at him unconvinced: "Why? β
Su Ziye glared back without changing his face: "You are small." β
"......" Mu Mu immediately understood what he meant, looked down at a flat part of himself, and his little face sank instantly.
The divine servant classmate suddenly continued to mend the knife: "You should wear a girl's bra at such a young age, otherwise when you grow up, that place will be deformed." β
The Lord God couldn't bear it anymore, and said angrily, "I don't care, I'm going to buy this!" β
"Impossible~"
"Do you want to buy it!?"
βNONONO~β
"Leaf, you're the big bad!"
Mu Mu jumped off the sofa, stretched out her little foot and kicked Su Ziye, just kicking at a special part, not light or heavy, but it made him almost scream, and then she ran back to the room without looking back, and didn't forget to glare at the servant classmate for a moment before closing the door, and then completely stopped moving.
"The temper is really bad..."Su Ziye grinned and rubbed somewhere, and after it gradually calmed down, he remembered something and looked back: "Huh? What seems to be her sister's room she entered? β
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Of course, Mu Mu didn't get dizzy before stepping into this hateful woman's territory, although she was full of anger, she had a plan, she just closed the door and began to look around, and then turned all the cabinets upside down.
"Since that big eye patch can only be worn by old women, it means that there will definitely be one in this room, hum, I don't believe I can't wear it!"
Mu Mu muttered in her mouth, but her hands kept moving, and it didn't take long for her to finally find what she wanted in the drawer at the bottom of a cabinet.
Then she was shocked.
It was full of 'strange things' that she had never heard of and never seen, there were small triangle pants, really small and small, although the styles were different, but they were all very light and very thin, some were even translucent, and the palms could be seen clearly underneath;
What's even more strange is that there is a book hidden under these clothes, and the title of the book is "The Guide to Raiders".
Brother Real? What a strange name...
Little Lori casually flipped it over and looked at it twice and threw it aside.,Then carefully sifted through it.,Finally, she found a 'big eye patch' that she thought was a good color.γ
Then she was distressed again, how should she wear such a complicated thing?
You can't really be blindfolded...
After studying carefully for a long time, Mu Mu finally found that the buttons on both sides of this 'big eye mask' could be put together, so that they could be worn very happily. However, there was also a problem that the 'big eyepatch' was obviously put on the front, so that the two straps had to be closed from behind, and she was able to close the button behind her back for a long time.
Lord God was so anxious that she was sweating profusely, and just as she was about to give up, a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed: If I buckle the button in front of me, and then turn the big blindfold around, won't it be fine~
Tut-tut, I'm really omnipotent~
So the Lord God immediately took action, closed the button with three strokes and five divisions, and then began to move the 'big blindfold' little by little.
When she moved more than half of the way, she noticed that something was wrong, no matter how hard she tried, the 'big blindfold' just didn't move at all, and she couldn't turn around at all.
At this time, it dawned on her that the women in the previous pictures had put on the 'big eye patch' without any clothes, but now she was wearing a divine robe...
The robe has many functions, but one of them is crucial at the moment - it can resist all non-divine damage, and it will not be pulled and deformed by external forces.
In other words, even if the Lord God did it himself, without the blessing of divine power, he would not be able to do anything about it at all...
Then the Lord God was dumbfounded.
She couldn't turn around, she couldn't untie the buttons, she could only stand there crying without tears, her heart was full of despair about the world...
Yezi, save me!
I'm about to be killed by the Big Blindfold!!
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