5, Mei Renxing and Ding Yueming
"You...... What are you doing! The ugly girl lying on the bed suddenly opened her eyes and glared at Wu Zheng angrily. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
I can't put it anymore, little fox! The corners of Wu Zheng's mouth turned up slightly, and he said with a look of outstanding squint on his face: "You touched me all over during the day today, and now it's naturally my turn!" ”
A trace of panic flashed in the ugly girl's eyes, she kept twisting her body, and scolded angrily: "You disciple, don't ...... Don't touch me! ”
"If I don't touch you, tell me where you and the old immortal come from? What are you looking for from me? If you don't say it, then I'm welcome, this gang leader hasn't tasted a woman yet, hehe! Wu Zheng said, his hand dangling back and forth on the ugly girl's chest, and it seemed that he would touch it at any time.
The ugly girl has followed the old man on the iron crutch to walk the rivers and lakes for many years, and her kung fu on her hands and feet is also quite good, but she is still a teenager after all. I've heard some rumors about flower thieves on the rivers and lakes before. When he thought of the miserable fate of those ruined sisters, his face suddenly turned extremely pale. You can not want your own life, but you can't lose a woman's chastity.
"I, I said." Tears rolled in the ugly girl's eyes, she sniffed and said, "My name is Ding Yueming, and the old man is the poisonous Tai Sui Mei Renxing, we, we are looking for a book of martial arts cheats." Mei Renxing said that only by finding that cheat book can you practice the ultimate magic skill! ”
They really came for the cheats, the old immortal is known as the poisonous Tai Sui, and he must be quite good at using poison, this girl is his subordinate, and she must also be a master of using poison, no wonder it is okay to be hit by hydrogen sulfide.
Wu Zheng continued to ask, "What's the name of the cheats?" Ding Yueming said: "It seems to be called the Nine Heavens Imperial Maiden Xuanjing!" ”
Sure enough, yes.
"Where is that Mei Renxing now?" Wu Zheng continued to ask, and Ding Yueming replied: "After he let me succeed, I will go to the guest inn in the west of the city to find him." ”
Wu Zheng thought for a while and shook his head, even if he went to the government to falsely report to the official, and attracted the officers and soldiers to go out to encircle and suppress this poisonous Tai Sui, it was estimated that he would not be able to kill the other party, and he would even put himself in, and the safest way now was to brake quietly and wait for him to send it to the door himself.
But the question is, how to deal with him? Wu Zheng suddenly remembered Master Jin's "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", which once talked about Huang Rong outwitting Ouyang Feng, isn't his current situation the same as Huang Rong's time?
Okay, let's use this trick! After thanking Master Jin in his heart, Wu Zheng immediately called Ma San and Hu Meng over again, the two had just fallen asleep, and they were shouted by the young gang leader, and they all asked Wu Zheng with a bitter face what he commanded.
"Dig a deep pit in our lobby...... Well, it's going to be very deep, it's going to be at least three people high! Then a large sandbag was hung above the pit. Let's do it now, hopefully it's still too late. "It's not winter now, and freezing people with cold water won't work, so Wu Zheng had to change to sandbags.
Ma San and Hu Meng had no choice but to do so, and dug it up with a shovel. And Wu Zheng said that he wanted to go back to watch the female thief, lest she escape, but actually went back to continue sleeping.
The most tired ones this night were Ma San and Hu Meng, the most scared were Ding Yueming, and the one who slept the most soundly was Wu Shao's gang leader.
Early the next morning, Wu Zheng looked at the deep pit in front of him and nodded with satisfaction, and then asked Ma San to disguise the deep pit well, so that people couldn't see it. Then he looked up and saw the huge sandbag weighing hundreds of pounds hanging above the deep pit, and said in his heart that once the old immortal was pressed by the sandbag, he would lose half his life if he didn't die!
After Hu Meng escorted Ding Yueming out, Wu Zheng sat on the Taishi chair that Ma San had already arranged in the lobby, holding a cup of tea in his hand, and waited leisurely for Mei Renxing to deliver it to the door.
As soon as this cup of tea was drunk, I heard an old and cold voice from outside the door: "The young man is so courageous, not only did he hide the old man's magic secrets, but also tied up the old man's girl, I think you are tired of life!" ”
It was the poisonous Tai Sui Mei Renxing who spoke, and as soon as his words fell, he heard a loud bang, and the two huge dilapidated wooden doors of the Supreme Gang Altar shattered in response, and Mei Renxing walked in slowly and leisurely with iron crutches.
Although Mei Ren walked slowly, his momentum was amazing, and even made Wu Zheng and the others feel that the other party was not a dying old man at all, but a big man with profound internal skills!
Wu Zheng didn't doubt that the other party could kill him with one move, he barely squeezed out a smile on his face, but secretly pressed his trembling right hand with his left hand, this is an instinctive reaction, and the specific feeling can be referred to: a huge, hungry brown bear stands in front of you, and you are defenseless.
If you think that Wu Zheng is too scared to be like this in the face of a game NPC, then it is really wrong Wu Zheng, don't forget the previous game announcement: If the gamer dies in the game, he will not be able to restart the game, but the real death! In the face of death, everyone will be afraid.
Wu Zheng pulled Ding Yueming to his side, took out a dagger from his waist and put it on her neck, laughed and said: "My husband is also a famous figure in the rivers and lakes, how can he be unreasonable, you sent someone to my house to steal things, and I caught someone with stolen goods. ”
"Don't look at my age, it's not ambiguous to kill people! There are not a hundred but eighty unlucky people who died at my hands, if you don't want to see her dead on the spot, you will leave all the money on her body immediately! Otherwise, hehe! After Wu Zheng finished speaking, he gestured the dagger back and forth in front of Ding Yueming.
Ma San and Hu Meng both knew that Wu Zheng was fooling each other, and the two of them forced themselves to laugh and kill people? I don't think you've even killed a chicken!
Mei Renxing looked at Wu Zheng, then at the dagger on Ding Yueming's neck, and sneered: "It's just a girl, kill if you want to, just go back and look for one!" ”
Wu Zheng sighed in his heart, bad, misjudgment, he thought that Ding Yueming and Mei Renxing had a close relationship, but he didn't expect Mei Renxing to care about Ding Yueming's life or death at all. Damn, what is this going to do?
And Ding Yueming's face did not have any expressions such as surprise, sadness, or sadness, as if Mei Renxing should have said what he said just now, and it would be strange not to say so.
Seeing that Ding Yueming's human shield was not working, Wu Zheng pushed her into Hu Meng's arms, took three steps forward, and stood in front of the trap. He said righteously: "Hmph, you have been famous in the rivers and lakes for many years, and your fame is so big, bullying me as a junior with low martial arts, you are not afraid of being ridiculed by your friends on the rivers and lakes!" ”
Mei Renxing was too lazy to talk nonsense with Wu Zheng, and with a slight touch of his feet, the person rushed towards Wu Zheng quickly!
"Huangkou Xiao'er hasn't even gone out to this Hexi Town, and he still talks about rivers and lakes with the old man, it's really funny! Without further ado, take the cheats! ”
Mei Renxing's light skills were really good, and in a blink of an eye, he rushed into the lobby and came to Wu Zheng. Mei Renxing stretched out his hand and grabbed Wu Zheng's front door, Wu Zheng quickly took a step back, just to avoid it, and one of Mei Renxing's feet had already stepped on the trap!
"Huh?" Mei Renxing only felt empty under his feet, and suddenly understood in his heart that he was following Wu Zheng's way. Yesterday, when he pressed Wu Zheng's shoulder, he probed Wu Zheng's virtual reality, this kid has no half of the internal force (the conversion formula in the game is 1 point of internal force = 100 internal force value, Wu Zheng's internal force value is only 10, so it is not even half a point.) So I didn't take him seriously at all, and I suffered a big loss.
However, after all, he has rich experience in the rivers and lakes, and this kind of thing has not been encountered uncommonly, so he immediately took a breath of relief, lightly under his feet, and his body temporarily paused in the air with this little force.
When Wu Zheng saw that Mei Renxing didn't fall, he immediately shouted: "Ma San! Put sandbags! ”
Call!
The hundred-pound sandbag hanging from the roof suddenly fell from the top of Mei Renxing's head, Mei Renxing raised the iron crutch to hold the sandbag, but his body also fell, and he heard a plop, Mei Renxing and the big sandbag fell into the pit at the same time.
"Oh yes!" Wu Zheng waved his fist excitedly when he saw this scene, and he succeeded!
Ma San walked up to Wu Zheng and asked, "Young Gang Master, what do you mean?" Wu Zheng said casually: "That's what it means to be great!" Ma San and Hu Meng both had an epiphany and nodded again and again.
Wu Zheng stood in front of the pit and laughed loudly: "The old immortal, now it is planted in the hands of your master, and it is all the result of your own fault!" But your master, I have a kind heart, I can't bear to see you trapped and die here, I'll give you a chance, and immediately hand over all the valuable things on your body, master, I will spare you from dying, hahahaha! ”
"Young man, the old man knows that he is wrong, and he is willing to give all the treasures on his body, and ask the young man to be kind and save the old man!" Mei Renxing's faint voice came from the bottom of the pit, it seemed that he was not lightly injured, think about it, can it be better if hundreds of pounds of sand are smashed on his body?
Wu Zheng smiled proudly: "I know you are poisonous, but don't play tricks with me!" Hu Meng, you first tie a small basket to the rope, and then put it in the pit, and let the old thing put the treasure in the basket. Then he whispered to Hu Meng: "Go back and prepare more big stones, and smash this old immortal to death!" ”
Hu Meng followed Wu Zheng's instructions and put the rope tied to the basket into the deep pit, which was more than three people deep, and it was dark underneath that it was not clear to see. After a while, Hu Meng felt that someone was pulling the rope, so he began to pull it up.
Wu Zheng also stretched out a hand and pulled the rope, and found that it was not effortless, that is, the weight of a basket, it seemed that he was worried that it was superfluous, and the old thing did not climb up along the rope.
Seeing that the basket had reached two-thirds of the way to the deep pit, Wu Zheng saw a dry hand tightly grasping the bottom of the basket at a glance.
"Holy shit, let go of the ropes!" It's a pity that it's too late, even if Wu Zheng finds it early, it's too late, this height Mei Renxing can easily come up, I saw him pull the rope with one hand, and his body suddenly jumped up nearly a meter, and then he stepped on the edge of the deep pit, and the next moment, the whole person had jumped out!
"Little bastard! Suffer death! Mei Renxing picked up the iron cane and smashed it into Wu Zheng's head, he was really angry, and he didn't think about any cheats or cheats at all, he just wanted to kill the kid in front of him who teased him under the iron cane, so as to relieve the hatred in his heart.
Wu Zheng watched the iron crutch in front of him slowly enlarge, and secretly regretted it in his heart...... It's good to sleep with Ding Yueming's girl last night, and she won't die and be a virgin!