4. Get into trouble
Wu Zheng tried to break free of the other party's arm, but found that it was in vain. It seems that the other party is not an ordinary NPC www.biquge.info and eighty percent is a BOSS! So he immediately laughed and said, "This old man, what do you want to ask?" If the kid knew, he would definitely tell the truth. ”
The old man nodded with satisfaction and said, "Did Hanako give you anything?" If there is, you can give it to me and go. ”
Wu Zheng's heart moved, this old immortal wants that cheatbook. That's what Lao Tzu bought with a hundred taels, and in the future, he will be rampant in the rivers and lakes, and it will all depend on him to pretend to be B.
But if you don't give it, this old man won't shoot himself to death in the street, right? I remember that when I was trading with Huazi, there were no outsiders around except Ma San and Hu Meng, and it is estimated that this old man didn't know that the secret book was not in his hands, so it was better to gamble!
"Uncle, the kid doesn't understand what you're talking about, it's true that Hanako did save me, but he didn't give me anything......" Wu Zheng spread his hands and said innocently.
"Hmph, the young man is not real, ugly girl, you go search for him." The old man's eyes narrowed and he said.
The ugly girl walked up to Wu Zheng without saying a word, stretched out her hand and groped on him, Wu Zheng twisted her body around, laughed, and shouted while laughing: "It's itching, it's itching!" Hahaha! ”
When he shouted, the surrounding onlookers all turned their heads to look over here, and when they saw this scene, they all had puzzled looks in their eyes, and they didn't know what these three people were doing.
Wu Zheng took the opportunity to continue to shout loudly: "Uncle, these copper plates on the kid's body are for my mother's medical treatment and medicine, and I beg you to raise your noble hand and let me go!" ”
As soon as he finished shouting these words, the onlookers immediately understood that the old man was looking at the young man and wanted to extort some money from him.
The young man was really pitiful, and the little life-saving money he had left on him was about to be snatched away by this old guy. In broad daylight, you dare to rob blatantly! Is there still a royal law?
Seeing that the crowd was excited, a few men had already rolled up their sleeves and walked over here, the old man snorted, glanced at Wu Zheng deeply, and said, "Young man, we will have a meeting later!" After speaking, he led the ugly girl away quickly.
"Whew!" Wu Zheng let out a sigh of relief, wiped his forehead, and there was sweat! It's realistic enough. Fortunately, he was in a hurry just now, pretending to be scratched on the itch, focusing the attention of the people around him on himself, and expected that the old immortal would not dare to kill in public in broad daylight, so he escaped.
Thanks to these good citizens who acted bravely, Wu Zheng smeared oil on the soles of his feet, and quickly ran back to the Supreme Gang General Altar, and he made seven or eight detours along the way, just for fear of being followed.
As a veteran fan of martial arts novels, Wu Zheng knew that the old immortal would definitely come back to find him, and the novel was full of routines.
If we can't afford to provoke us, can't we still hide?
As soon as he entered the gate, he immediately closed the gate, and then shouted out Ma San and Hu Meng.
"Damn, Lao Tzu is in trouble, tell me quickly, where is the tunnel and dark room of our Supreme Gang? I'll go first to avoid the limelight. ”
After Wu Zheng finished talking about the strange old man he met on the street, Ma San scratched his head and said: "We don't have a tunnel, but there is one in the dark room, but it has been changed into a vegetable cellar by Hu Meng." Wu Zheng was still in charge of these at this time, and he immediately asked Ma San to take him to the dark room.
The three of them walked through the lobby and came to the corner of a wall in the backyard, where Wu Zheng saw a small wooden house, and there was a foul smell wafting from it, which turned out to be a thatched house.
Wu Zheng said angrily: "Let you take me to the dark room, why did you come to the thatched room?" Ma San hurriedly said: "Young helper, the dark room is next to the thatched house." ”
I'll go!
The three of them pinched their noses and came to the wooden house, and Hu Meng lifted an iron lid on the ground, and there was indeed a deep pit inside...... Deep Pit...... Deep Pit......
Nima, what about the dark room? What was later changed to a vegetable cellar, I think it's a vegetable cellar at all!
At this time, he couldn't care so much, Wu Zheng was about to go in first to hide, suddenly he thought of something, turned his head to Hu Meng and asked, "How long has this vegetable cellar not been used?" ”
Hu Meng snapped his fingers and said, "It's been almost six years......
"Is there anything else in there?"
"There should be some rotten vegetables, but they have been left out for more than five years, and they must all be rotten."
Wu Zheng's eyes rolled, he thought about it, and laughed loudly: "Okay, okay, this is it!" With that, he squatted next to the deep pit, pretended to throw down a broken wooden plank, and then ordered Ma San and Hu Meng to cover the iron lid and spread a lot of weeds on it.
After doing all this, Wu Zheng clapped his hands and smiled: "Let them think through their heads, and they can't imagine that this gang leader has hidden the martial arts~gong~secrets~ books here!" With that, he turned around and left.
Ma San and Hu Mengzhang couldn't touch their heads, they didn't understand that their young gang leader was about to jump in as if he was burning his ass just now, why didn't he go now?
"Ma San, Hu Meng, hurry up and cook for me, I'm dying of hunger!" Wu Zheng sat in the lobby with Erlang's legs crossed, and instructed the two of them leisurely.
In fact, in the game, the player's death is only judged in three situations: accidental death, suicide and homicide, and starvation does not belong to any of them, so you will not be starved to death by thirst if you don't eat or drink water in the game for a year. Of course, the premise is that you have to keep up with nutrition in the real world.
However, since the game claims to be extremely realistic, details such as eating, sleeping, and going to the toilet will naturally not be ignored, and players will still have feelings such as hunger and thirst, but not as strong as in reality, and this feeling lasts for a short time, at most ten minutes, and then everything returns to normal.
Simply ate a light meal, at this time the sky was already dark, Wu Zheng was ready to rest, because the time of the game is synchronized with the real time, so it should be six or seven o'clock at night.
"Soon, the show is about to begin, hehe." Wu Zheng looked at the moonlight outside the window, and a smile curled up at the corner of his mouth.
At the same moment, Ma San and Hu Meng were each squatting in the shadow of the wall with a black cloth, and they did not dare to come out, and their four eyes were firmly fixed on the vegetable cellar next to the thatched house.
Hu Meng stretched out a hand from the black robe and quickly posed in various poses, Ma San looked at it through the moonlight, and also stretched out a hand to change his shape.
This is the code language between them, the equivalent of the current mute language, and in the absence of being able to speak, they use this way to communicate.
{Third brother, the young helper said that someone would come to steal something tonight, is it really fake?} This is Hu Meng's code word.
{I don't know, but the young helper is different today, not only sold his own daughter-in-law for money, but also gambled to visit the kiln, I estimate that the condition of the madness has worsened, and you will go to the pharmacy to catch the side medicine for him tomorrow.} Ma San responded.
{But I don't have any money......} Hu Meng cried poorly.
{Pretend to be poor?} The old gang leader treats our buddies very well, and when he was dying, he deliberately entrusted the young gang master to us, and now the young gang leader is sick, we must do our best, don't you still have a coffin book, take it out to buy medicine! Ma San scolded angrily.
{Why don't you take it?} Just know bear me! Every time, I suffer, and you take advantage of all the good things! Hu Meng was not happy.
{Do you buy it or not?} }
{Don't buy it!} }
Ma San suddenly stretched out his hand to hit Hu Meng's head, Hu Meng twisted his head to dodge, and then also stretched out a hand to hit Ma San, the two of them crackled and beat each other, suddenly Hu Meng's move changed, one hand kept swinging, and then pointed to the direction of the thatched house.
Ma San also turned his head to look over there, only to see a black shadow quickly tumbling into the courtyard from the wall, and then walked quickly to the vegetable cellar, looked left and right, lifted the iron lid and jumped in!
{Third brother, it's really here!} Hu Meng gestured again and again, Ma San nodded, and the two waited for a while before coming out of the darkness.
Hu Meng lit a torch and came to the vegetable cellar, Ma San looked inside by the firelight, and the man really fell in the vegetable cellar and did not move.
"I didn't expect someone to really come to steal things, the young gang master is really a god!" Ma San scoffed. "Beard, you go and call the young helper, I'll guard here."
After a while, Wu Zheng came out yawning, sleeping in the game is the same as in the real world, which can relieve fatigue. Although he didn't sleep long, Wu Zheng still felt that he was more energetic.
The brightness of the torch was not enough, and the situation in the vegetable cellar could not be seen clearly, and only a human figure could be faintly seen, Wu Zheng ordered Hu Meng to go down and bring the man up, and before Hu Meng went down to the vegetable cellar, he specially instructed him to cover his mouth and nose with a damp cloth, and try not to breathe.
Ma San asked, "Young Gang Master, how do you know that the thief won't be able to come up if he goes down?" Could it be that you poisoned the vegetable cellar? Wu Zheng said in his heart, this vegetable cellar has been sealed for many years, and it is full of hydrogen sulfide, and people will definitely be poisoned if they go down, but he can't explain it to Ma San in detail, so he has to say perfunctorily: "You don't understand it!" Anyway, be careful when you go down to the cellar in the future. ”
Hu Meng brought the thief up and threw it on the ground, Wu Zheng immediately stepped forward to check, and found that it was the ugly girl beside the old immortal, and he was slightly disappointed in his heart, he reached out to probe her snort, and found that she was not dead, probably fainted by poisonous gas.
Wu Zheng was secretly surprised, this hydrogen sulfide is extremely toxic, and once a person inhales it, he will suffocate to death. It's been almost an hour since the ugly girl entered the vegetable cellar, and she's still alive!
"Tie her up and send her to my house. I guess the old immortal will come to the door tomorrow, just use this chick to knock him hard! Wu Zheng commanded.
Hu Meng whispered to Ma San: "Young gang master, is this in the eyes of the money?" Ma San nodded: "He is poor and afraid, and now he only recognizes money!" ”
Hu Meng suddenly trembled, and said in a trembling voice: "He...... Won't he sell our two brothers too! Ma Sanyi slapped Hu Meng on the back of the head: "Stupid! He sold the two of us, did he want to be the leader of the bare pole? ”
After Ma San and Hu Meng sent the ugly girl to Wu Zheng's house, Wu Zheng drove them away, and he looked at the ugly girl lying on the bed and turned a few thoughts in his heart.
This ugly girl looks extremely ugly, but her figure is amazing, not like a teenage girl at all. She was wearing a tight-fitting night suit, and in the faint candlelight, the curves of her body were graceful like a painting, and she wondered how wonderful the body would be under the wrapping of clothes?
Wu Zheng sat beside her, watching her long eye hair tremble slightly, and thought, even the eye hair is so finely made, then her body ......
Goo.
swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, as a normal and energetic virgin, Wu Zheng really wanted to personally test whether the realism of this game was as high as they said,
Wait a minute, the eyehair flutters slightly......
Wu Zheng smiled and said in his heart: I see how long you can pretend, and then slowly stretched his hand to the ugly girl's chest.