After saying goodbye to Wang Lele, I returned to Qi You's home.

I didn't choose to do anything to Wang Lele, because I couldn't do it at all—in the face of such an alien creature who had the same hobbies as me and was no different from a normal human, I couldn't afford to want to hurt him at all.

Let's be friends for a few more days.

I'm honored to be your friend.

I hid on the balcony and smoked alone, one after the other.

Smoking is not a good habit, it costs money and hurts the body, but it really has the function of refreshing and calming people's mood.

Here's how science explains this: The cigarette tar in cigarettes favors the production of neurotransmitters, which leads to an increase in dopamine in the brain, also known as a refreshing function.

I don't understand "neurotransmitters" or "dopamine" at all, so I should find a reasonable excuse for my weakness and dependence.

The door was opened, and Qi You returned home after school.

"Uncle, are you back?"

"Uncle? You're ......"

"I said uncle, why are you hiding on the balcony alone?"

Qi You opened the floor-to-ceiling door leading to the balcony in the living room, tilted his head slightly, and stared at me helplessly.

"I'm hiding... Little pot friend, your expression is very rude, you know. I gave her a blank look.

"Uncle, has the matter of that alien life been resolved?"

"Not yet."

"Did something happen?" Qi You suddenly became nervous.

I waved my hand to signal her peace of mind and explained to her Wang Lele's special situation.

After listening to my description, Qi You showed a strange look on his face, and then sighed in a daze: "It's really strange......

Yes, she was not bad at all, Wang Lele is indeed a strange flower that blooms in the wind among the seven alien beings.

……

The next day, the third day after I crossed.

In the morning, just after 7:20, Qi You and I went out of the house.

On the seventeenth bus, Qi You and I were chatting idly-

Me: "By the way, I haven't asked you which course you're going to tutor in a while." ”

Qi You: "English, mathematics, Chinese, and physics. ”

I shuddered.

Qi You: "Do you have a cold?" ”

Me: "No, your words reminded me once again of the fear of being dominated by college physics, and the humiliation of being imprisoned in the make-up examination room. ”

Qi You: "......"

Me: "Let's change the subject, it's a bit too heavy. I'd rather face a bunch of alien beings than take the college make-up exam. ”

Qi You wrinkled his nose and said unconvincedly: "But I heard the teacher say that when we get to the university, we can play casually." ”

I sighed, "yes, did your elementary school teacher say something similar to you—wait until you get to junior high school to see if anyone will take care of you, I'm doing this for your good." ”

Qi You's expression froze, and then he pursed his lips uncomfortably.

I recounted: "Don't be anxious, when you graduate from junior high school, eighty percent of your junior high school teachers will say to you: 'You are in the midst of blessings and do not know the blessings, and what objects are at a young age, not to mention the delay in studying, will also have an impact on your body and mind. When you get to high school, you can go crazy as much as you like, and see who has the kung fu to take care of you.'" ”

Seeing Qi Youdan's painful appearance in his eyes, I pointed out the country with the appearance of a person who had come over: "So, you are convex naive!" The same can be proven, have you learned? Seeing Qi You nodding, I continued: "Therefore, that is, the symbol of 'one point above, two points below' in the math problem, the same proves that college life is not as good as imagined. ”

An old man sitting in the seat directly in front of me turned around and said to me with a smile: "That's right, when the time comes, your class teacher will probably say, 'It's a desecration of college life for you to waste your time like this!'" When you work, you will know that the university is good. When that time comes, I'll see where you go to work with so many beautiful women and handsome guys of the same age, eating three meals for less than twenty yuan.'" ”

"It's just that this time, our lovely class teacher told the truth: an undesirable job is really better than a college life that waits for death."

With a precise tail knife, this old brother successfully made Qi You fall into a state of decadence in doubting his life.

Seeing this, I nodded with satisfaction, "Girl, I have finally witnessed your growth, and I am extremely pleased with this. ”

Qi You raised his head and glanced at me, the meaning in his eyes was obvious: Get out, my mother won't let me play with fools.

……

After sending Qi You to the remedial class, I started today's main quest - [Kill Seven Alien Lifeforms (2/7) (Unfinished)].

My fourth target was an online anchor before his death.

Girl.

Online anchors are an industry that has emerged in recent years, and the current market is extremely hot.

I can't think of any evaluation for online anchors, after all, everyone has their own way of living, and in every industry, there are elites and exploiting loopholes and speculation. The people of the law.

After all, China's quality education is really deformed, and I don't know how many people have been taught in the 12 years of education, who are not diligent, who do not distinguish between grains and grains, who cannot handle interpersonal relationships, and who can only be used as waste for examination papers. Moreover, even if you get into a good university, it doesn't mean that you will have a good job.

Therefore, being an online anchor is also a good way out. Of course, if you want to do a good job in this industry, you have to pay too much energy and sweat.

"Bang bang."

I knocked on the door of the fourth target.

"Who?" The young woman's voice was hoarse.

"Fix the computer." I responded.

Just now, I happened to meet a guy who went to the target's house to repair the computer. And I, with the two Grandpa Mao in my pocket, as a fan of the female anchor, exchanged for the opportunity to have close contact with the "idol".

"Squeak-" The door opened.

A young girl in pajamas appeared in front of me.

She wore low-cut pajamas that showed off her delicate collarbones and chest, and beneath the hem of her pajamas were a pair of graceful calves.

But I don't have time to appreciate this, because her face is too terrifying - even with the glamorous heavy makeup, it is still difficult to hide her sunken eye sockets and dark eye circles, and the engraved cleft lip on her lips. The lotus lotus-colored lipstick is shocking. In a pair of large, stylish eyes, the clarity of the past has long been gone, replaced by impatience, fatigue, tyranny and other negative emotions.

"Meow~Meow——!!" The chubby, folded-eared cat she had raised, approached with a flattering gesture and tilted its head, trying to beg for food, but she kicked it away rudely.

"Quick... Help me fix it... Computer! ”

She spat out the words intermittently, her eyes numb and impatient, and I felt like a walking corpse.

I couldn't help but take a half step back, but I was secretly relieved.

That's right, that's ...... It's a living form that deserves to be destroyed.

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