36. Friends? That's what it's used for!
"Ouch, uncle, come in and play?"
"Eh, don't go, uncle, we are not a black store, we have a business qualification certificate!"
Ootachi looked at the passer-by elf who left in a hurry without even looking at the restaurant, and was so anxious that he almost chased after it and pulled it back.
"Hey, did you see it, the hostess scared the guests away again."
"How strange, it's not once or twice, when did we eat the food we bought by ourselves and ate it by ourselves?"
"That's true, otherwise you wouldn't be so poor that you wouldn't even be able to pay your salary. Eh, you say, did all the unpaid wages go into the food? ”
"Be content, it's nice to have three meals. You don't look at Master Dajia and Master Heracross, they are said to have been working here for decades. One cart was pushed to the waist with a disc protruding, and the other was masked enough to be often invited to tea by patrols. Oh, by the way, there are also the wind chimes and floating bubbles at the door, I heard that they have turned into vegetative people after being exposed to the sun and rain for too long. One can only laugh, and the other will only change shape with the weather, and he will be miserable. ”
"Really, we're a lot better than them. Eh, what do you say is wrong with this new carp king, people can't wait to leave, and it's desperate to get in? ”
"Who knows, maybe it's brain-dead."
Oo's face was dark, and his ears moved to catch all the whispers in the store. With a haughty look on his face, he looked at the back of the passer-by elf in the distance and took a sip.
"Phew, dirt buns, poor ghosts, I don't have any money at first glance. Hmph, waste the old lady's expression. ”
Oori turned around and walked back to the store, his eyes swept sharply over the elves who had just watched the play, and before the words could be spoken, there was a "bang", and the elves dispersed again.
"Hmph, count you guys as fast as you can."
O's mouth was stiffened, because he didn't complain to everyone, and he was a little faintly depressed. When he turned around and saw Yu Xian who was staring at him, he felt unhappy.
"What do you see, I've never seen a beautiful woman!"
Yu Xian was stunned for a moment, and smiled awkwardly.
"Uh... I've seen it, but I've never seen it so beautiful. ”
The blush on O's face flashed away, and then a melon slapped on Yu Xian's head.
"Bastard thing, you dare to tease, old lady, I think you have lived a long time and have a long life. Don't get out and solicit customers yet, if business is not good today, you just wait to get out! ”
"Well, what kind of business is good?"
Oo was stunned for a moment, then frowned, looked at the empty store, and held out his hand firmly.
"There must be at least five guests!"
"Uh..."
The requirements are so low? Is five customers considered a good business?
Yu Xian was a little puzzled, O'O's low requirements were terrible.
O'Ochi didn't know what Yu Xian was thinking, and thought that Yu Xian felt that this condition was too high, so he had to speak again in embarrassment.
"Five is too many? Also, it is not necessary to have so many people come in a week. Those three, how about it, sister is okay with you? ”
“......”
"Or more? Hmph, boy, don't kick my nose in the face for my mother! At least two, or you leave, don't talk! ”
Yu Xian's heart blossomed, but his face still pretended to be extremely reluctant, and he frowned.
"Well, in that case, I'll try."
"Well, young man, I'm optimistic about you! Go ahead, King Carp, and I've decided to use you! ”
With a wave of his hand, Ao Li fanned out the door and closed the door with his hand.
"What, if you don't get a guest, just get out, don't come back and report to me. Sister, I'm too busy to deal with you, you know? ”
Yu Xian got up from the ground, touching his face and having a headache.
Why is this person like this, he fights when he is happy, and he fights when he is not happy. Still busy, what can you be busy with? Whether it's a restaurant or a brothel, what can you toss out of it without customers?
Although full of resentment, Yu Xian obediently stood at the stone monument outside the store and began to pay close attention to the elves who came and went.
Two? With my three-inch incorruptible tongue, if an elf passes by, I can take it down with a little means. It's just two guests, and it's not hand-to-hand?
Yu Xian looked into the distance with great ambition, his body was light, and the pressure was no longer there.
It seems that this first test is won.
Thinking of this, Yu Xian's mood also became happy, and even his gaze at the floating bubbles beside him became more and more softened.
Well, it's not that ugly.
"Hey, man, are there a lot of people coming and going in our Yihong Courtyard?"
"Stupid, get out of the way and play, don't disturb the uncle basking in the sun."
“......”
Ouch, I'm grumpy.
"Yes, I don't care about you, lest you say that I am a big bully."
Yu Xian walked to the side and sat down.
"Cut, coercion."
“......”
Floating Bubbles cursed again, and then closed his eyes as if he had fallen asleep. The wind chimes on the roof made a series of laughter just right, making Yu Xian's face darker.
However, Yu Xian did not continue to quarrel with the floating bubbles, and when he first arrived, some things did have to be swallowed, at least until he figured out the internal situation of Yihong Courtyard, it seemed very unwise to fight with the floating bubbles.
Of course, for Yu Xian, it never thought that it would lose.
Just kidding, that kind of fire attribute state is just a matter of a few water tails.
As time passed, Yu Xian began to faintly notice that something was wrong. Not to mention the people around here, I can't even see a shadow at all. Even if you can see the shadows of a few elves, they are far away, and they don't mean to get close to Yihongyuan.
Every time Yu Xian didn't pass, those elves walked cleanly. Yu Xian looked at another missed elf with annoyance, and there was a feeling that he had nowhere to go.
"Stupid."
Floating Bubbles opened her eyes and cursed again.
But this time, Yu Xian didn't directly spray with the floating bubbles, but lowered his posture and asked.
"Big guy, do you have any advice?"
"Yo, not bullish this time?"
Yu smiled idly.
"Hehe, the big guy said that he was laughing, how can I be angry with you!"
"So, do you mean I wronged you?"
"That can't be! I was ignorant just now, and I didn't understand that the big guy's 'stupid' was waking me up, no, don't you know it's wrong now. ”
Floating Bubbles nodded, although this newcomer is a little stupid, at least he can admit his mistakes.
"Yes, I won't bother with you, lest you say that I am bullying the small."
“......”
Yu Xian choked.
"That is, the big guy's temperament is just different. I don't know if the big guy has any way, can I teach the younger brother? ”
"Well, for the sake of your salvation, I'll make an exception and show you the way."
Yu Xian's eyes lit up.
"Big guy, please say, I remember everything!"
"It stands to reason that you should have a lot of the same kind as the carp king, wouldn't just a few of them solve the problem?"
Yu Xian is a little embarrassed, this is really not that it is hypocritical, but that it is indeed a lonely fish!
"Uh... I'm afraid this won't work, not to mention that the water domain is blocked now, even if it is not sealed, I don't have any good friendships of the same kind! ”
"What about friends? You're such a big fish, you don't even have a friend, do you? Didn't you say that you came from Tree Village, and you don't have many acquaintances? ”
"Friends?"
Yu Xian's mind came up with the two figures who had diarrhea together under the bauhinia tree that night.
It's just two, isn't this providence?
"It's... Isn't that good? ”
The floating bubble face turned black.
"Nonsense, when the judgment is constantly suffering. Dead friends don't know if they don't die? ”
"Friends? That's what it's used for! ”