37. Eat, Bubble Cow
Floating Bubble is really a big guy, as it has been at the door for I don't know how long, and it has seen too many routines in soliciting customers, so that it was originally just to mention a few words, but later it directly became its personal show.
Strange solicitation methods come out of the mouths of floating bubbles, ranging from inviting passing elves into the store in the name of patrols to cooperate with the investigation, to inviting guests to dinner as friends. Anyway, as long as there is a way to trick the elf into Yihong Courtyard, it has been developed in a variety of ways, and it is really everything, which makes Yu Xian dumbfounded.
However, Yu Xian still didn't go back to Tree Village after all to trick the owl nighthawk and the fast swimming frog. Just kidding, Lu Xiaofeng... Lu Xiaoyu has never been the kind of person who sells his friends to seek glory, well, it is not at all the same as those bewitching and cheap people outside.
Of course, the most important point is that just as it was about to leave, a little elf more suitable than the two of them suddenly appeared in front of it.
Kentayro.
Kentello, Bull PokΓ©mon, General Department. It looks like a cow and has a dense neck that wraps around it like a scarf. It has three bead-like marks on its forehead, and the horns on its head are its powerful weapons. The three tails behind him are said to have the ability to command elves. He has a short-tempered personality and likes to use offense to prove his strength, and rarely retreats.
Almost as soon as Kentyro appeared, Yu Xian rushed towards it as fast as he could.
Hey, it's really good luck to meet a "guest" who is not easy to escape, isn't this beautiful?
Yu Xian felt proud for a while, and even began to simulate in his mind the picture of waiting for the little fish to teach Kentaylor to surrender and come uninvited with just a few words.
However, Yu Xian only took two steps, and then... On the other side, Kentello ran away.
Nima's illustrated book, Dr. Oki, how did you get into the position of doctor in your previous life? Isn't it because of the unspoken rules?
Yu Xian looked at Kentello who ran away with a black line, and he didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, his speed suddenly increased by a level, and he chased after him.
But how can a fish outrun a four-legged cow on land? Even if Yu Xian had already taken out the strength to breastfeed, he could only be a few positions far behind Kentaro, staring at Kentaro's ass and sighing.
"***'s coercion, you run a fart, are you afraid of the carp king!"
"Wreck, three-tailed freak, you have the ability to come back and beat me!"
"Look back at me, just look at me! I'm red all over, don't you want to push me? β
......
Seeing that the distance between him and Kentaro was getting bigger and bigger, Yu Xian couldn't care about any manners and impropriety, and followed Kentaro with a big scolding, hoping to provoke Kentaylo so that he could turn around and fight against him, and then trick him into the store through words. Yu Xian's words did have an effect, only to hear Kentero raise his head to the sky and let out a long roar.
"Moo!"
Then, crying, he ran faster.
"Woo, I'm a wreck, I'm a freak, don't chase me, okay?"
The change came too quickly, and Kentello's words made Yu Xian stunned for a moment, and then stepped on a stone, and flew out with a stumble under his feet. instantly increased his speed, and Yu Xian hit Kentaro's ass headbutt, and the crown on his head stabbed the soft flesh on Kentaro's buttocks.
"Moo!"
There was another scream, and then Kentero tilted his head and slammed into a nearby tree. Not far behind it, was Yu Xian, who was also planted on the ground.
"Run, keep running! You try another run. β
Yu Xian rubbed his sore head and got up, and when he saw Kentyro with his horn stuck in the tree, he was overjoyed.
Sample, even God helps me, I don't believe I can't clean you up.
"Smack."
Yu Xian slapped Kentaro's buttocks, and Kentaro cried even more happily.
"When you cry, you know how to cry. You say, what do you run? β
Kentello didn't answer, and the tears fell like broken threads.
"Oh my boy, I can't talk to you well, can I? You try to cry again! I can't kill you! β
"Smack."
Another slap in the face.
Yu Xian smacked his lips, and it felt good. This time Kentyro learned to be obedient, although he still sobbed from time to time, but finally stopped crying.
"Tell me, what are you running?"
Kentello was full of grievances, and he didn't dare to look up at Yu Xian, so he had to bury his head in the urn and say the urn.
"If you chase me, of course I'm going to run."
Yu Xian had fun.
"What are you chasing if you don't run?"
"What, what did you do wrong? Run away as soon as others chase you. β
Kentello shook his head firmly.
"I... I didn't do anything wrong, but every time someone chased me, it was to hit me, so of course I had to run. β
"Hey, according to what you say, I chased you to hit you?"
"Are you stupid, why are you chasing me, you asked me what I was doing, and besides, you have already beaten and asked."
β......β
Yu Xian coughed dryly, a little embarrassed.
"Don't care about those details, I said Ken, are you hungry after running for so long? Why don't we go have a meal?"
Kentello's head shook like a rattle.
"No, no."
"Why? No money? β
"Rich."
"Is that if you're not hungry?"
"I'm hungry."
Yu Xian patted his head, only to feel that the sky was spinning in his head, and his hands were subconsciously tense, and he couldn't wait to slap this slut to death now.
"Then why don't you go?"
"I'm afraid someone will try to beat me."
β......β
Oh my God, where the hell did this weird thing come from? Does anyone really suffer from persecution paranoia? Live in a world where there are always people who want to harm me all day long.
"Really?"
"I'm not going."
"No discussion?"
"No discussion."
"Is there any..."
"Nope."
Yu Xian's face darkened, and this time he was rejected by Kentello without even speaking.
Yu Xian sighed, looking at Kentaylo with a determined look on his face, a little deflated.
"Well, since you don't want to go, then I won't force you, I'll help you get out of the crack in the tree first."
"You gave up?"
"What's the use of not giving up, you don't want to go, can I still tie you up? Okay, be careful, I'm going to do it. β
"Water Tail!"
Yu Xian raised his tail lightly, bringing up a burst of water vapor, and just one blow smashed the tree branch just right, and Kentello also broke free from it.
The water droplets brought by the tail splashed on Kentello's face, which was cold and very comfortable.
Kentello glanced at Yu Xian with a complicated expression.
"Are you okay? If not, that... So I'm gone? β
Yu Xian shook his head.
"Goodbye."
Kentello looked at Yu Xian in disbelief, but still waged his tail and turned to leave.
As soon as he took a few steps, Yu Xian's voice came from behind him.
"Alas, it's a pity. I didn't expect the guy who the big tank told me to chase turned out to be such a coward, it seems that it really saw the wrong person. β
"It's a pity, the male Kentello, the mother's big milk pot, was originally a pair made in heaven in the elf world, I thought I could witness the birth of a beautiful marriage, who would have thought that it would be a thankless one."
"This stupid big guy doesn't even understand that eating is a pretense, and soaking beef is the main dish, and he deserves to be single for the rest of his life."
At some point, Kentay had stopped, his ears twitching, clearly eavesdropping.
The corners of Yu Xian's mouth crooked.
Hey, chromophobia too.
Sample, if you don't eat, can you still soak the cow?