Chapter 3 That's right, I ran into my ex-girlfriend yesterday, and then she called the police and died with me, so I understand
The Seventh Vault.
As the name suggests, it is a place where people take refuge in the event of an emergency or catastrophic disaster. The Vault's defense system can defend against all types of attacks in the event of a disaster.
The so-called disaster ...... It's a weirdo!
And now, the defense system of the seventh vault has been fully opened, and the residents of Z City, where the seventh vault is located, have come here one after another.
Of course, with the weirdos acting as badass, there will naturally be corresponding hostile organizations.
That's the Hero Association that was just established half a year ago.,In order to exterminate the weirdos with terrifying powers.,Elite talents selected by strict vetting from all over the world.,Each of them belongs to the non-human level.。
But......
"Are you embarrassed to be called a hero?"
"What are you doing here, what if you bring in that 170,000-year-old cicada larva!!"
"What to do? Who's going to get rid of the weirdos out there? ”
"Give back the money I donated to the Hero Society!!"
“……”
A group of people walked through the doors of the vault, led by the three so-called professional heroes, who are often seen on television.
B-level hero, the Dark Flame Dragon Sword Envoy, was originally a second-year boy in the family......
C-rank Hero Red Scarf Fighter, and C-Class Hero Student!
Of course, these weird names are not their real names, but the names of heroes who have been announced to the public.
Although there is a cool hero name, it is exciting to think about.
But everyone has a shame after all...... A hero who can shout with pride and indifference, 'Leave everything to me, I, the Dark Flame Dragon Sword has arrived'...... It's also called an anomaly!
Everyone is an adult, and it's really embarrassing to shout like this!
None of this is important, the important thing now is that the faces of these three heroes have been swollen into buns, and the result of this extermination of the weirdos can be imagined.
“…… Let's change jobs. ”
The Dark Flame Dragon Blade Envoy whispered to himself, his face full of melancholy, and the huge cicada larva directly knocked him back from the second dimension to the third dimension.
"Forget it, that kind of guy can't be defeated, let's wait for it to die of old age." The red scarf fighter looked desperate, but did not forget to comfort the crowd.
Merely......
"What are you kidding, how many years will it take!"
The larvae are 170,000 years old, and when the earth is destroyed, whether this thing can reach adulthood or not is one thing.
In the crowd, the corners of Saitama's mouth twitched: "Huh? They just said where is this? ”
"Looks like something."
Brother Biao pulled a long note on the beep, his speculation often deviated from some reality, at least his words had already made all the personnel of this shelter return to their mother.
"Does it mean the same thing in a word that avoids harmony?" The corners of Saitama's eyes twitched: "And what beep-what can accommodate so many people?" ”
Brother Biao looked at Saitama with a stupid X-like gaze: "Silly, Brother Biao will tell me, what are you really thinking about such an unrealistic thing!." ”
"......" Saitama's face darkened.
Paralyzed, so unpleasant!
I'm using a metaphor to say that it can't be anything, okay!
However, the two of them were beep-in, beep-beep here, which suddenly attracted the unanimous scumbag gaze of the surrounding crowd, and Saitama silently distanced herself from Brother Biao when she saw this.
It's just that......
Saitama found that the scumbag eyes in the crowd were moving with him, and he didn't pay any attention to the culprit of all this.
The bald boy doesn't look like he's an adult, so he must have been instigated by this hooligan in a tracksuit!
I don't know why, Saitama seems to be able to see what these people are thinking: "...... Not me! ”
"Who believes!"
"......" Saitama.
"Why are you running so far, come and talk, it's a very happy thing to meet a powerful opponent!" Brother Biao, who was the culprit, didn't know what Saitama was tasked with at the moment, so he walked over with a big grin.
"Is it okay for me to throw a punch?" Saitama Road.
"Okay, let's find a spacious place to fight first."
“……”
Nerve bar!!
Saitama is crazy, I forgot to look at the horoscope when I went out today, otherwise how could I encounter this kind of neurosis, and ......
"I thought that by following those guys who claimed to be heroes, I would be able to find the weirdos, but it turned out that these two people who claimed to be heroes actually ran to the shelter to take refuge, are they playing a house game?"
"Then go out." Brother Biao's eyes lit up: "The 170,000-year-old cicada larvae, maybe it's the Sanzang mage." ”
"Impossible."
Just then, a female voice interjected, dressed in black, apparently a member of the Hero Society: "As soon as the defense system of this vault is activated, the exit will automatically close, so it is impossible to get out. ”
Saitama was stunned, when did such a powerful shelter appear?
"The entrance is equipped with a biomonitoring device, and only humans can enter, and strange people will never be able to pass through, so please stay here with peace of mind."
Can't get out?
Saitama didn't hesitate, folded his hands and made a pleading gesture: "Is there a back door then, please be accommodating!" ”
“…… No. ”
Saitama was lucky to get the stupid look of the beautiful waitress again.
"Can you get in or out? Wouldn't it be okay to apply some lube. Brother Biao asked a question with deep meaning in a curious tone.
“?????” Beautiful waitress.
"Hey!"
Saitama looked at Wu Biao with a tangled face, in front of such a beautiful girl, what is this thing talking about, and I am an adult, okay, how is this family educated!
"That...... Say less. Saitama persuaded, he felt that if he let Wu Biao continue, he might be treated as a stinky big brother who indiscriminately instilled knowledge......
Brother Biao turned his head and glanced at Saitama and said something that made Saitama want to smash it with a punch: "At a glance, you are a virgin!" ”
“…… It has nothing to do with whether I'm a virgin or not. Saitama's face was as black as the bottom of the pot, this person couldn't speak at all, why did he pull on whether he was a virgin or not?
"Look, it's a virgin."
“……”
The beautiful waitress stole a glance at Saitama and pouted secretly.
"Huh? Miss, what's the matter with your pitying eyes? Saitama deeply felt a wave of malice coming.
"That's right, you're too weak, scumbag, roll the edges." Wu Biao compared the muscles on his arm: "Look at the hammer fly again!" ”
"Neuropathy."
The beautiful waitress gave Wu Biao and Saitama a white look, and Saitama said that I was really wronged, okay? I don't know this bastard at all, right, he's stalking me all the time......
At this time, the beautiful waitress took the megaphone from the big man behind her, looked at the crowd around her proudly and shouted: "Citizens, please rest assured, this shelter was built by the Hero Association with a huge amount of money, and it is a super fortress to protect mankind. ”
Isn't it time for the Hero Association to take root in the hearts of the people?
You must know that their Hero Association has only been established for half a year, and now most people are skeptical about the establishment of the Hero Association, although because the frequency of weirdos has increased in the past six months, the establishment of the Hero Association is completely the trend of the times, and there is no hindrance.
However, funding has always been a big problem, so many heroes are working hard not for free, but for paid work, although the founder of the Hero Association, the monopoly Algni himself bears a large part of the expenses, but the rest is not a small amount.
Whether it's personnel, equipment, or even shelters, money is needed to support them.
And this money ...... There is no doubt that it is necessary to gain the trust of the people and then take it from their hands.
So now is the time to educate the public about the importance of the Hero Association.
"This Vault is the seventh Vault that our Hero Guild has built, and there will be more to come, in every city in the world. Let me introduce you to this now. ”
It can be seen that this beautiful waitress must have been trained in this knowledge, and the words first stated the future plan, leaving a small hint and expectation for these listeners, and then began to proudly introduce this refuge.
When everyone heard this, they all looked at it.
Although everyone here has seen some news on TV, it is only a one-sided statement, and many people are even in the mood to watch the joke at the time, because they don't think they will have a chance to enter the shelter.
……