Chapter 4 Solve, Masturbate five times a day, how long can I live!
But no one expected that in the past six months, the frequency of strange people will become higher and higher, and they will also become stronger and stronger, and the huge cicada outside alone already has the ability to destroy a city.
"The exterior walls of the shelter are specially treated to withstand extremely high temperatures and also absorb any kind of attack. Neither missiles nor impacts can destroy the impregnable walls here. β
As she spoke, the beautiful waiter pointed to the sprinkler on the roof of the shed: "The liquid gas sprayed on the ceiling is a spray that is beneficial to human health, and the classical music played will relax your body and mind and relieve your stress." β
"That's right!!"
The beautiful waiter clenched her fist hard: "This is perfect, this is really perfect, our Hero Association will not have the slightest negligence, wait for the heroes from other cities to eliminate the weirdos, and everyone can return to ordinary life!" β
After her explanation, the heavy atmosphere in the shelter suddenly became much more relaxed, and many people couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and it was indeed possible to feel hope that there was such a place to take refuge when disaster came.
Otherwise, at this time, he was still outside hiding from the strange man's pursuit, and just thinking about it made people shudder.
"The ......"
"What's the matter with this bald gentleman?" The beautiful waitress said with a smile on her face.
Wu Biao's head suddenly burst into a green tendon: "Although I am indeed bald, it is also very unpleasant for you to call me like this!" β
"......" The smile on the face of the beautiful waiter stiffened, this person is sick, can't he let people say that he shaved his head?
Saitama on the side didn't let go of this opportunity to take revenge, and said this sentence directly: "Since you don't like bald heads so much, it's okay not to shave your head, it's hard to ......"
Saitama's expression was on the side, and he said with pity: "Is it already off the top at a young age?" β
ββ¦β¦β
Wu Biao was choked up suddenly, and he couldn't refute it, he was really off top, but what kind of character is Brother Biao, he raised his head very proudly: "You don't understand, I am a symbol of strength." β
"I really haven't heard of anyone who is so strong that he makes himself bald!" Saitama continued to fall into the trap, not thinking about her bald future in the slightest......
"Let's fight, donkey riding!!"
Donkey riding?
Saitama's eyes widened: "Fight and fight, I have been training hard for half a year in order to fight against strange people." β
ββ¦β¦ Hey, hey~~"
The corner of the beautiful waiter's mouth twitched and waved her hand, and finally directly between the two: "Two gentlemen, please don't make trouble here, it will affect everyone." β
"Stay on the scumbag." Brother Biao waved his hand impatiently.
Diathesis...... Diathesis......
I have to be qualified!
The beautiful waiter resisted the intention of stepping forward to PK with Wu Biao, and said with a smile on her face: "Light...... Ahem, sir, what questions did you have just now? Whatever the problem, Vault 7 can solve it for you, even if it's a temporary stockpile of food, enough food to feed the people here for a week, and we're absolutely flawless here. β
"I don't call the light." Wu Biao said.
Sorry for the pen, ask if you have something!!
Of course, she couldn't help but shout out, after all, what she represents now is the face of the newly established Hero Association.
"Where do I want to pee?" Brother Biao didn't continue to talk nonsense with the scumbag, and asked directly.
Saitama on the side also turned his gaze to the beautiful waiter, I have to say that he wanted to ask this question for a long time, but he has never been embarrassed to say, and now when Wu Biao asked, he also asked: "Yes, which direction is the toilet?" β
The smile on the face of the beautiful waitress was really stiff this time, and then she said a wordless answer that made the onlookers speechless: "There is no toilet." β
A drop of cold sweat suddenly flowed from Saitama's head: "Hey, this is also called flawless?" β
"Huh?"
Wu Biao remembered what the beautiful waitress had just said, and asked with an expectant face: "Is the amount of food for a week free of charge?" β
"Yes!" The beautiful waitress replied with a stiff expression.
"Yes, perfect!" Wu Biao immediately gave a thumbs up and looked at the beautiful waiter with admiration: "It's really perfect, I will come often in the future." β
The smile on the face of the beautiful waiter was completely gone, she looked at Wu Biao with a dark face, and glared at Saitama again.
It's OK!
These two bastards came here as a group to slap their faces...
"What are you looking for a toilet?" Wu Biao turned his head with some curiosity.
"Nonsense!" Saitama glanced at Brother Biao: "Of course it's a physiological need, otherwise I can still drink water." He was really embarrassed to put pee to his mouth like Wu Biao.
"Oh,."
Before Saitama could react, the beautiful waiters on the side and the staff all cast disdainful glances at Saitama.
Nima β
Saitama was in a groove in his heart, why did he feel that he had lost a lot of important things after such a while, and what was going on with this mouth called Wu Biao, untie the limiter and mutate.
This mouth is definitely weird, right?
It's okay to smash it with a punch as a weirdo!!
However......
What made him even more speechless was that Wu Biao had already run to the wall of the shelter, and then put on a posture of wanting to take off his pants.
"What are you doing?" Saitama was dumbfounded.
"Pee!" Wu Biao is right.
"......" onlookers.
The beautiful waitress is really eager to pull a few strands of hair down now, but looking at the child's appearance, she is only sixteen or seventeen years old, she is too young to say something, and finally can only say: "There are rules in the shelter, it is forbidden to defecate in the open......"
There is no doubt that she just filled in this rule, but the beautiful waitress secretly decided that she must report this rule...... Uh, and also, be sure to build toilets in the shelter......
Bangββ!
With a muffled sound, Brother Biao directly smashed a fist-sized hole in the wall, and then took off his pants as if no one was around: "It's okay, I'm peeing outside......"
But now no one paid attention to this, and everyone turned their heads to look at the beautiful administrator with a dull face.
Is this called an impregnable wall?
However......
Bang β
There was another explosion, and a big hole appeared directly next to Wu Biao, and Saitama covered his crotch with one hand and his face with the other and rushed out.
He couldn't hold it back, but he didn't have the shame to say like Wu Biao, taking off his pants in front of so many people......
"Ah, did the walls of the vault collapse on their own?"
"I think I saw a figure rushing out."
"How is it possible, this must be a tofu scum project, which collapsed by itself."
"There's a big hole in it, and the weirdos will come in through it."
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The beautiful administrator is messy in the wind alone, and the whole person seems to have become a fossil.
Isn't that too much of a slap in the face?
"This is really excessive."
Brother Biao shamelessly commented on Saitama, put on his pants, jumped out along the big hole opened by Saitama, and caught up with Saitama straight: "People say that this is made for a lot of money, and you will lose a lot of money with this punch." β
"Damn, you're so annoying!"
Saitama is messy, there's something wrong with this person, why does he always follow him?
Decisively not wanting to have anything to do with this goods, Saitama's running speed skyrocketed, of course...... There is also a reason for holding urine.
found that he couldn't get rid of Wu Biao at all, and the other party's face was full of light, and he even stopped halfway to light a cigarette...... This made Saitama stunned for a moment, but he was left behind in the blink of an eye.
Lavatory... Lavatory......
Rumbleββ!
There was a loud explosion, and the entire building next to it was pierced by a giant claw, and a terrifying wind swept in, it was a huge cicada, the head part was like a baby's face, and with the ten-story tall body, it looked extremely terrifying.
"Roar, Roar, Roar, ......Roar, Roar, Roar, Roar, T
"Get out!"
Saitama roared angrily, didn't stop for a moment, and smashed directly into the huge cicada with a punch.
The roar stopped abruptlyβ
Rumble!
Flesh and blood splattered, the baby-like head exploded into countless pieces of minced flesh, and even the giant cicada's neck and chest appeared a large transparent hole.
And before the flesh fell, Saitama had already rushed into the toilet in the distance.
It's really comfortable!
"Who the hell is the bald man?"
Saitama muttered as he walked out of the toilet, but the scene that caught his eye made him stunned, only to see Wu Biao squatting next to the huge cicada, salivating with a salivating face.
"This thing can be eaten, right?"
Saitama was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but touch his stomach, he seemed to have not eaten for several days.
The old lady of the landlord was still urging the rent, and her wallet had been empty for a long time.
If you can eat it......
"Don't move, that's my prey!!"