It was getting late, Xiao Ming calmed down the warriors who were still crowded, led the villagers, and walked home with a huge merit box.

Walking to the house, Xiao Ming instructed the villagers to nail the windows, close the door, open the merit box, and bags of copper coins were like wheat in the granary, instantly flooding most of the houses.

All the villagers shouted in celebration, "The village chief immortal, the mana is boundless!" Thousands of generations, dominate the rivers and lakes! ”

Xiao Ming looked at the bags of copper coins that almost filled the house, and let out a long sigh of relief, "Now the people are finally saved!" ”

The third-generation village chief of Liuyun Village walked out tremblingly, grabbed Xiao Ming's sleeve tightly, and shouted with tears in his eyes, "The village chief is not born! Eternal as the night! Looking at the heroes of ancient and modern times, how can the village chief wave his sleeves lightly? We threw our heads for the village chief! Spill blood! Not only are three lives lucky! However, after all, the old eyes are dizzy, although the body is reluctant, it is not a pity to die! But I am afraid that I will miss the details and ruin the village chief's plan! Today, dozens of sets of packages come down, and I feel that my body is hollowed out! I'm afraid that the time limit has come, and my life is short! Therefore, I implore the village chief to allow the old man to return home, and the old man's daughter, who is twenty-eight years old and has not yet married, will ask the village elder......"

When all the villagers heard this, they wept bitterly, "Village Chief! I also have a pair of daughters at home! is also twenty-eight years old, and he has not yet married! Please allow me to return home until I am old......"

Xiao Ming was shocked when he heard this, and waved his hand again and again, "Absolutely not!" All of you Aiqing are the ministers of the head of the village, and if you are in danger today! The people are in full swing! Can you bear to cut off my arms and the expectations of my people? Today, all of you love Qing's hard work, and hundreds of millions of people can see it! If the officials are not hungry, how can they save the people? Therefore, all of you Aiqing listen to the seal! The head of the village deeply feels the sincerity of your Aiqing, and specially rewards you with 10,000 copper coins! Seal a household! All of you Aiqing can rest assured for the time being, when the village chief gets rid of the evil and welcomes the light for the people in this world, he will not forget you! ”

The villagers thanked the lord Longen, took out the sack that had been hidden in the clothes, and took the reward.

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Xiao Ming wanted to lie on the copper coin and have a good dream, but the mental pleasure could not completely cover the physical pain, and the hard copper coin made Xiao Ming have to give up this childhood dream.

I blew out the lights, and lay on the bed looking at the room full of copper coins, but I didn't feel sleepy at all.

Xiao Ming patted his head, "Big Future" had already been announced before the start of the service, the game will be integrated with the pinnacle of earth technology civilization, the energy of the human body can maintain players for ten days without going offline to eat and rest, and the life span of human beings has been nearly doubled in disguise.

Bored, Xiao Ming simply called out the system, clicked to search for "I will come back again", skipped the article, directly pulled the comment to the bottom, and found his lonely, zero like and zero reply comment, "Who is Luo Xiaofeng?" ”

Seeing that his comments were so miserable, Xiao Ming was very angry, and forcibly replied to himself, "Luo Xiaofeng, female, a famous Chinese actor, singer, businessman, philanthropist, born in Mount Emei, Sichuan Province. Because of the extremely beautiful appearance, the legs are extremely long, the passers-by who look down and browse the mobile phone often look back to see the legs and hit the tree and crash, so they are called the crash, and the ancient four beauties sink the fish, the wild goose, the closed moon, the shame of the flower is equally famous, and it is also known as the "killer of the machine" in Mount Emei. However, because the plastic surgery technology that first originated in South Korea has spread all over the world, the actress change is cruel, and fans are happy to add "Luo Xiaofeng, I love you" at the end of a paragraph. "Six words, to show loyalty."

Xiao Ming, who deceived himself in one fell swoop, shook his legs, hummed a little tune, clicked back to the home page, and continued to fight in the comment area.

On the homepage of the forum, a row of bright red characters attracted Xiao Ming's attention, "Heaven is unfair!" The villagers are unkind! Take the player as the dog! ”

Xiao Ming clicked on the article, and rows of tragic big characters came into view.

"The big future is opened, I have the intention of serving the motherland and winning glory for the country, with great excitement and excitement, I entered the game, and what caught my eye was a villager with a simple face surrounded by a crowd, according to the convention of online games, these are NPCs.

After listening to a lot of nonsense from NPCs, I finally received the task to bring back 100 portions of meat for his children, and I was stunned when I heard this! Don't you just want to eat meat? Also your child? Are you fucking saying the last sentence?

Fortunately, I finally received the task, I walked out of the village, and then, something unexpected happened! No weapons!

Fortunately, I was sent 100 copper coins in my backpack, and I ran back to the village and bought a broadsword for 99 copper coins at the blacksmith's house.

The moment I heard this price, I was stunned again! 99 pieces, can't you just give me a fucking knife and then give me 1 copper coin?

Fortunately, when I got the weapon, I ran outside the village again, looking at the flocks of chickens and ducks, and I was stunned again! How does this Nima fight?

Fortunately, I searched for a long time, and finally found a lone goose, I had the belief of victory, supreme courage, excitement, a knife on the neck of the goose, an instant, something unexpected happened! The big knife cracked and broke inch by inch, and the goose was unscathed!

The goose with red eyes, flapping its wings, rushed towards me with the steps of the devil, and I turned around and ran with the belief of victory, supreme courage, and excitement! The goose kissed my buttocks, and for a moment, I was stunned!

A burst of unprecedented pain passed through my ass! Rush to my heart! This Nima game! Still absolutely true? What is Nima's goose like this?

I clutched my ass and walked out of the resurrection point with a sad heart. Fortunately, there are players who are forming a group to kill chickens, and we have formed a group of seven people, called the chicken killing team, and we have picked a flock of eight chickens to do it.

And so, the unexpected happened! After a big battle, 7 chickens died, and our chicken-killing team was wiped out......

Fortunately, we were resurrected and ran out of the village, and the dead chickens were still there, and we were divided into one, however, the moment we saw the system prompt, we were all stunned!

After working for a long time, I got a total of 7 points of experience, 50 points were deducted from death, and 100 points were required for upgrading, and we Nima still owed 43 points of experience to the system, and besides, after more than half an hour on this trip, I only got 1 piece of chicken, which is far from 100 pieces of meat......

Fortunately, one of our chicken killing team was a famous chef, and the chef picked up a big knife and cut each chicken into 100 chicken pieces, and the seven of us walked towards the honest villagers with extremely complicated feelings.

However, something unexpected happens! The honest villager immediately changed his face when he saw the chicken nuggets, pointing at our chicken killing team that was scolding, the leader of our chicken killing team, gently argued with it, and was kicked directly by the villager, crossed a beautiful arc in the sky, and disappeared......

Now, our chicken-killing team is leaderless! Caught in the boundless confusion! The second child strolled around the forum, the third child was obsessed with lucky ten consecutive draws, the fourth child borrowed wine all day to drown his sorrows, and the fifth child squatted at the entrance of the village all day long, watching a player die tragically under the beak of the rooster and goose, silly and silly, the sixth child hooked up with a girl everywhere, and it was said that he unintentionally pulled off a girl's clothes in the previous paragraph, and was tragically subjected to human flesh, and now he can only live with squint eyes all day long......

And I, at last, mustered up the courage! Expose this evil villager to everyone! Bloody Quest! Today, I'm going to stand here and let out a shocking roar on behalf of the majority of victimized players! Heaven is unfair! The villagers are unkind! Take the player as the dog! ”

After reading the long article, Xiao Ming rubbed his buttocks with palpitations, pulled the article to the bottom, and browsed the comments.

The queue in the comment area is neat, all of them are, "Look at the new post upstairs!" "The third man in the world has something to say! 》”

Xiao Ming hurriedly returned to the homepage of the forum, and sure enough, "The third man in the world has something to say!" has been listed at the top of the forum's homepage.

Xiao Ming clicked on the article, and lines of cheerful big characters came into view.

"The big future is opened, I have the intention of serving the motherland and winning glory for the country, and I entered the game with great excitement and excitement, and what caught my eye was a villager with a simple face, according to the convention of online games, these are NPCs.

After listening to a lot of nonsense from the NPCs, I finally received the task, the world is so wonderful, why not be bold and smile?

Hearing this, I was stunned! What is this task? Could it be that these villagers, who are honest on the surface and harmless to humans and animals, are secretly human-faced and beast-minded, and have ulterior motives and intentions for me?

So, I boldly refused the villagers' unreasonable request. However, something unexpected happens! The villagers shouted to me with tears in their eyes, "I have moved the heavens with some supreme courage and so on, and I want to give me the richest reward."

Before I could refuse the reward of this unreasonable villager, a crazy system prompt sounded in my ears, congratulations to me on gaining 1000 points of experience, plus what achievement rewarded me with 3000 points of experience, click, I was directly promoted to level 10! Looking at the honest villager in front of me, I fell into infinite panic.

As the saying goes, what kind of thing, and then there must be a plan, I am more and more sure of the bad intentions of this villager!

When we were about to lash out at the villagers, something unexpected happened! Another villager with a good face came up to me, a respected warrior, and then he was a lonely old man, and then he had a birthday today, and finally asked me if I would like to say happy birthday to him.

Hearing these words, I was completely stunned! What is this task? It doesn't make sense at all! How can there be a lonely old man who asks for a happy birthday? Could it be that this so-called lonely old man first asked me to tell him happy birthday, and then asked me for a birthday cake and birthday gift?

Thinking of this, I once again rejected this vexatious lonely old man! However, something unexpected happens! The villagers shouted at me with tears in their eyes, saying that I was full of righteousness, and so on, moved the heavens, and wanted to give me the highest honor.

Of course, I still didn't agree, but before I could refuse, a crazy system prompt sounded in my ears, congratulations on my thousands of experience, plus the messy achievement rewards, click, I went straight to level 20! Became the third man in the world!

Looking at the gold-level weapon and 100 gold coins that the system had awarded me in my backpack, I fell into deep thought again, could it be ......

At this time, another villager with a long beard came up to me and told me, "Respected warrior, then the destiny is sealed, and then remember the four words of the wind volcanic forest, and then I will definitely become the number one man in the world!" My name will surely resound in all corners of this world! Finally go! My King!

Looking at the hundreds of millions of villagers kneeling on the ground, I once again fell into deep thought, could it be......

Today, I finally mustered up the courage to ask you for the true meaning of the four words of Wind Volcano Forest! And I sincerely invite heroes from all walks of life to join my gang "No. 1 in the World"! As the first gang in the world to be formed, as a gang of men who are bound to become the number one in the world! The many benefits speak for themselves. PS, the picture below shows the system prompt and a screenshot of the gold-level weapon! ”

Xiao Ming gritted his teeth and read the long article, gritted his teeth and pulled the article to the bottom and browsed the comments.

The comment with the highest number of likes was, "As a woman who is bound to become the second in the world!" Phew, girls! I, Luo Xiaofeng, am willing to join! At that time, wouldn't it be beautiful for the two of us to join forces, gallop on horseback, and share the prosperity of the world? PS, the picture below is my jade photo, please watch it civilly, if there is no permission, unauthorized download, unauthorized hanging on the head of the bed, unauthorized hehehe, unauthorized behavior, etc., once I Luo Xiaofeng is found, I will be held accountable to the end! ”

Xiao Ming clicked on the jade photo, and a girl of about 300 pounds, full of freckles, wearing a bathrobe, with closed eyes and pouting mouth, broke into Xiao Ming's sight without the slightest defense.

Xiao Ming knelt on the ground, pinching his neck with one hand, covering his tearful eyes with the other, struggling to close the jade photo.

After taking a breath, Xiao Ming came back to his senses, carefully squinted his eyes, and gave the second girl in the world a thumbs up with his backhand.

The second comment is very in-depth, "The wind volcanic forest, taken from the ancient military book "Sun Tzu's Art of War: Military Struggle": Therefore, it is as fast as the wind, its Xu is like a forest, the invasion is like fire, it is not moving like a mountain, it is difficult to know like a yin, and it is like a thunderstorm.

It's as fast as the wind: you have to run faster than the wind! Only by surpassing the speed of the wind can you ensure that you survive the martial arts battles again and again, and finally step on the throne of the first man in the world!

Qi Xu Rulin: This is an allusion, taken from the four famous ancient novels "Dream of Red Mansions", which is a metaphor for not being impatient, but walking slowly like Lin Daiyu.

Plunder like fire: temper like a lion invading the flock! How big your temper is, how big your ability!

Immovable as a Mountain: This is a book of cheats. As the name suggests, you must be motionless like a mountain, close your five senses and six senses, don't eat, don't drink, don't pee or spill, cultivate to a hundred years, you can become small, invulnerable, invulnerable, and invincible, the world's first man's essential miracle!

PS: Pure hand-fighting, hope to adopt, Luo Xiaofeng, although you have fallen in love with the third man in the world, I still love you deeply! One day you're tired, one day you're tired, one day you're thin, please look back behind you, there's always a man, phew, boy, waiting for you! ”

Xiao Ming turned off the forum, got up and walked into the courtyard, looked up at the dazzling halo of light across the night sky, and couldn't help but burst into tears, "And Nima riding a horse, how strong is that?" ”