"Report! Xiao Ming Village Chief, phew, Xiao Ming Governor, no! The 800,000 troops of the Cao army have been killed to Chibi, please supervise the capital! ”

Everyone here was shocked and faltered.

Xiao Ming shook the feather fan lightly and laughed, "Worry-free ears! Attack it with fire, and Cao's army will be defeated! ”

Everyone present was overjoyed, and applauded and praised, "Xiao Ming's clever plan is to settle the world, and he lost his wife and soldiers!" ”

As soon as the words fell, there was an urgent report outside the tent, "Report! Xiao Ming Village Chief, phew, Xiao Ming Military Division, no! Sima Lao Thief led an army of 150,000 and swarmed to Xicheng! Please retreat from the enemy! ”

All of you here are shocked and on the verge of falling.

Xiao Ming shook the feather fan lightly and laughed, "Worry-free ears! Show it with an empty city, forgive me for not daring to commit! ”

Everyone present was overjoyed and applauded, "Die before you get out of the school, and the hero will be full of tears!" ”

As soon as the words fell, there was an urgent report outside the tent, "Report! Xiao Ming Village Chief! Phew, Chief Ming! Oh no! Zhuge Pifu led a million troops across Lushui and swarmed to Pandong! Retreat from the enemy, Chieftain! ”

Everyone here was shocked and faltered.

Xiao Ming shook the long knife lightly and laughed, "You don't have to worry! This person is a spy, and he has come to disturb the hearts and ears of our army! Where is the left and right? Pull it out and cut it! ”

Everyone present was overjoyed, and applauded one after another, "Leave the grass on the plain, capture the thief and capture the king first!" ”

As soon as the words fell, another urgent report came from outside the door, "Report! Xiao Ming, phew, Xiao Ming's chief! Oh no! The little devil is coming! Chief, let's fight the little devils! ”

Everyone here was shocked and faltered.

Xiao Ming shook the pistol lightly and laughed, "Folks, don't worry about it!" Next, I will teach you a gun fighting technique, as soon as this move comes out, the ghosts and gods are shocked! The immortals retreat! You can take the emperor's head 30,000 miles away! ”

Everyone present was overjoyed and applauded, "I am a self-defeating man, and the decapitator is at the end of the world!" ”

As soon as the words fell, another urgent report came from outside the door, "Report! Xiao Ming Village Chief! Phew, Brother Xiao Ming! Oh no! The master and the second senior brother, as well as the senior brother Sha and the white dragon horse, were all captured by the monsters! Shall we split up the luggage? ”

Everyone here was shocked and faltered.

Xiao Ming shook the stick lightly and laughed, "Worry-free ears! I have a rod to open the gates of heaven. Ay? No, weren't they all arrested? Which are you? ”

The person who came rolled up his sleeves, revealing a dagger with a cold light, and stabbed into Xiao Ming's heart with a cruel smile, "My surname is Wu ......"

Xiao Ming sat up in shock in his dying dream, looking at the glittering copper coins in the room and gasping for breath.

Holding his chest and resting for a while, he looked out through the crack in the window, and the sky was already white.

Xiao Ming put all the copper coins in the house into his backpack, called out the system, and clicked to exchange RMB.

The system prompts, "Ding! Respectfully, this isn't a big badass! Will a total of 888.88 million copper coins and 1,000 gold coins be converted into renminbi at the same time? ”

Xiao Ming trembled his little hands and clicked tremblingly, "Yes!" ”

"Ding! Congratulations! Respectfully, this isn't a big badass! Redemption successful! A total of 898.88 million RMB has been released to your bank account, please pay attention to it! ”

"Ding! Respectfully, this isn't a big badass! You have more than one letter from your friends, please pay attention to check! ”

Xiao Ming opened the friend bar that flashed into a piece one by one.

"Dear Mr. Wang Xiaoming, hello! I am a bank staff, old money, your account has received a total of 898.88 million yuan, 98,888 yuan will be automatically deducted, and your account balance is 898.78 million, please pay attention to verification!

Due to the fact that you have recently transferred a large amount of money, we have automatically upgraded your bank card to VIP Diamond! If you need any help, please call 1008611 and we will continue to provide you with the best service! Have a great day! ”

"Dear Mr. Wang Xiaoming, hello! I am the President of our school, and I am honored to serve you wholeheartedly these days! If you need any help, all the staff of our hospital will be happy to continue to provide you with the best quality service!

In short, in your words, go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire, we are also willing!

The world's premier luxury Kendlaw nutritious breakfast has arrived, and if you would like to give it the honor of having breakfast with your loyal servant? ”

"Dear Mr. Wang Xiaoming, hello! I am your most loyal servant, Little Money, and I am honored to serve you wholeheartedly these days!

When night falls, I always toss and turn! Whenever I think of your sincere eyes, warm smiles, and easy words, I am always moved to tears!

I often wonder, what a privilege I am in this life? Practicing for 10,000 years, just to be in this life, just to be able to look at you so intimately and naturally at this moment, and to be able to give my all for you with a smile!

Tonight, no! Whenever you need anything, I will be waiting for you in the hut on your left, looking forward to another long conversation with you, the door unlocked, and I will see you again! ”

"Dear Mr. Wang Xiaoming, hello! I am the director of the Municipal Supervision Bureau. Thanks to your recent excellent performance! Extraordinary courage! The spirit of daring to sacrifice! We have decided to remove your blacklist and give you a harsh criticism and education warning to the staff who mistakenly blacklisted you in the first place!

At the same time, we will also start planning and launching the Blue Dragon Project! Through media publicity and other means, you will be as brave as the sky! Generous like the sea! The spirit of wisdom and foolishness is widely publicized, creating opportunities for citizens to learn from your glory and understand the hardships and difficulties on your way to success.

If you need any help, please do not hesitate to contact us! We will surely vigorously crack down on evil crimes through thunderous means! Protect the lives and property of our outstanding citizens! ”

"Dear Mr. Wang Xiaoming, hello! I'm the mayor of my city. To be honest, I've been observing you for a long time, and you have always had a magical charm that has attracted my attention deeply.

Perhaps, we are the same kind of people, with the same purpose, with the same mood, and going to the same place......

The thin wine has been prepared, I wonder if Brother Xiao Ming can appreciate his face and go to the cold house to talk about it? ”

Xiao Ming trembled his little hands, tremblingly clicked on the group reply, and typed, "Good." ”

Suddenly, the friends bar clanged again.

"Smiling face, the People's Bank of China has worked with you to spend ten springs, summers, autumns and winters, never leaving and not changing the original intention."

"Cheer faces, I am deeply honored, waiting for good news."

"Shy face, dead ghost."

"Soldier's face, salute to the people!"

"Shake hands and faces, temporarily hug the Buddha's feet, and then cook wine with the virtuous brother to discuss the heroes of the past and today!"