Chapter Thirty-Nine: The Faces That Have Collided and the Cars That Are About to Collide
"You have the final say! What are you looking for me! The angry man in the altar slammed the door against the big knife and strode out of Luo Yu's study. The eldest brother actually decided to give up looking for the body of the third child again, saying that the establishment of Tiandu was to recreate the peaceful order of Xiwulin, not to have friction with large and small forces.
"Hey, gourd, gourd, you have been with the third brother for the longest time, you said, the eldest brother and the fourth brother think that the third brother will also support them, do you think the third brother will recognize them? They comforted me and said that they had just given up the large-scale search and turned their forces from light to dark, but didn't they just admit it? Forget it, come, kiss one. ”
"Slippery!" Seeing the second brother alone in front of the gourd, holding a bowl of pig's foot noodles and eating a lot of special food, oh no, hating the heavens and evil came forward.
"Second brother, don't be angry, do you want to have a bite of pork foot noodles, the fourth sister-in-law said that eating this can be transported. Today, before dawn, I started to boil the soup and boil the pig's trotters, which was very fresh. As he spoke, he handed over the dishes and chopsticks.
"What's the second brother? Call the second uncle, you are an unlucky person and now the maiden cousin of the fourth brother and sister, don't mess with the generation. It's sparse, this side is so sweet, forget it, it's not bad, but it's just a pig's knuckle? The man in the altar, who was not polite at all, picked up and picked up the bowl, trying to nibble on a pig's foot to relieve the sweetness, but only found two bones.
"Aha, now I remember that the fourth sister-in-law was cooking me and eating, and I had already eaten the pig's feet before they entered the noodles. The fourth sister-in-law had no choice but to boil the bones and noodles in soup to deal with it. ”
"Hey, hey, hey, don't touch your head and smirk like this, I can't stand it when I look at the faces of my fourth siblings and make such stupid expressions. Besides, the fourth brother and sister's family is a scholarly family, and the four brothers and sisters eat melon seeds to yard the melon seeds and then clean them carefully. Look at you, you eat until your face is covered with oil, and there are actually two noodles hanging on your chest, and you still wipe them with your hands, I really can't stand it. ”
Woe Duxing, who was counted down by the second brother for a while, just flicked the noodles with his hand, and was about to wipe the oil flowers off his face with his sleeve. Just a few days ago, the unfortunate death of the right guardian of Tiandu Lingwu went to mourn alone, and halfway through the funeral, a small episode occurred. The mother's family of the wife of the Tiandu military division hated the evil nephew who came to pay tribute, and brought a letter, in which the mother-in-law explained that her son-in-law Jun Fengqing would find a job for the eldest nephew in Tiandu.
As a family member of the fourth sister-in-law, naturally she can't look like the late Woe Lone, so she was told to change her face and meditate hard in the wilderness, secretly observing passers-by.
"This face? Have zombies invaded the Misery? This one, a circle of pockmarks looks like a baked cake. This one is not bad, but it is too rough and does not match the fourth sister-in-law. ”
I have to say that the appearance of people in the bitter realm is quite unfair, anyone who does not practice the evil law, or some who practice the evil law, as long as the cultivation is enough, will have a handsome and beautiful face. The small cute and pleasing people are like the desolation, the old and the young are walking alone, and the old fairy wind bones are like Tai Chi Xinliu Kunlun. is a special person like Gu Lingyan, who also has an ascetic handsome face. And the broad masses of the people don't have this treatment, and they all have a public face. I feel that I am a handsome guy, and of course I am not willing to become like that.
"Four sisters-in-law, four sisters-in-law, four sisters-in-law...... That's right! Why don't you just press the face of the fourth sister-in-law? No matter how petite the body is, outsiders would never have thought that the dignified Tiandu Right Protector, who is nine feet tall and has thick eyebrows and big eyes, would become like this, ahhahahaha! ”
"Mom, you see this uncle squatting here laughing" "Let's go, stay away from this madman!" ”
was regarded as a madman's scourge, and he immediately slipped away and ran away. When Dangdangdang, in a small forest, after a piece of muscles and flesh twisted, it was ninety percent similar to the later generations of Jun Man, with a flat chest and a thin waist, and a big baby's hatred of the heavens and evil appeared.
When he came to the waterhole, he looked at this face that was easy to make a man sinful, "It seems that it is easy for me to make a pair of breasts, no, what are you thinking about hating Tianxie, the dumplings are not delicious, and the ones you make yourself are not delicious." ”
Shaking his head, emptying his brain, the hatred of heaven and evil that returned to Tiandu attracted everyone's attention, but he didn't expect that the little brother would become such an altar person and automatically attach his ears to the past.
"Fourth, is this the sister of my younger sibling? If you don't mind, how about kissing and kissing? It's really not good, if it's my sister, you can be my brother, and I can be your brother-in-law. ”
"This second uncle, you are a little forgetful. We met a few nights ago. ”
"Why is it a male voice, I'm sorry, I admit it's wrong. A few days ago, at night, uh-huh, five, five nephews, my uncle was very happy to see you. ”
In this way, there is one less leader and one more idle eater. Originally, this had no effect on the sky, but one unlucky guy suffered an unjustified disaster and lay down in anger with a shot.
Since the Tiandu Grand Ceremony, the rumors about the drunken Qiankun altar being a base have not been broken, and it was finally quelled the rumors after the Tiandu Grand Ceremony through a big search, but because of the gaffe a few days ago, the rumors were revived.
So, on this unpleasant morning, the man in the altar decided to fulfill the promise he had made to the head of the lonely man a few days ago: to take him to the most lively place in the West Martial Arts to have fun.
"Nephew, tell your uncle, have you ever had a little girlfriend, I'm a veteran in love, I can teach you a few girls if you have anything to chase."
"Second brother, there is no one else, you don't have to take advantage of me, your brother and I, I have been married a long time ago, unlike you single dog."
"I'll go, old five, I said earlier, why don't you bring your younger siblings."
snatched the wine gourd from the hands of the people in the altar, and poured a few sips of hatred and evil, "It's dead, it's been dead for many years." ”
"Sorry, shouldn't have said that. Forget it, Lao Wu, I asked for the money this time, tonight, outside the east gate of Tiandu, I will not be gone. ”
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No matter what time of the day, there is always no shortage of places for people to be happy. In other words, the more painful it is, the more it craves enjoyment. If tomorrow is the end, today is absolutely to enjoy. And the largest health club in Xiwulin, Happy Forest, is such a place. In order to adapt to the increasingly diverse tastes of those martial arts people who spend money and spend lavishly, Gao Boss, the boss of Happy Forest, decided to introduce a group of beautiful blue children, among which the three most high-quality ones are called Xiaofeng, Xiaofeng, and Xiaofeng.
"Star Soul! What kind of broken name is this? Feng Fengfeng, why don't you call it a little madman? You can't find a bunch of little beggars to fool me, do you? ”
"Boss, I don't dare to lie to you, look at these three children, how smart they are."