I don't know why, although I have lived countless years, but under the influence of some unknown factors, the reaction of Woe Lone after making a big mistake is still like that of a child who has done something wrong, thinking that he can fool the past by pretending to be an ostrich. So when his head was put in a small box by the three authentic messengers and brought back, Woe Duxing made up his mind to pretend to be dead first and see how the three brothers reacted.

After all, he didn't listen to Wujun's orders, Yu Gong violated military law and did not follow the advice of the fourth brother, and Yu hurt the fourth brother's feelings. Xiang Yu, who had no shame to see Jiangdong's father, had no need to commit suicide, so he just wanted to come up with the "good idea" of pretending to be dead. It's like a rebellious young man who runs away from home without saying a word, taking the opportunity to see how his parents react.

"Ah, decrepit, you want to scare me, brother, I'm drunk, right? I also said that I want to take you to see the most alive place in Xiwulin? Not surprisingly, when Woe Lone felt a beam of light, the next second the box was opened, it was the second brother's heart-rending cry like killing a pig, which made Woe Lone quite moved, after all, the second brother did not have such a big reaction when the third brother died, and Woe Lone almost confessed to leniency.

It's a pity that I didn't hear the reaction of the eldest brother and the fourth brother, so I finally continued to pretend. Playing dead is also a technical job. At that time, the master Bu Tianshi put a lot of effort into this project, and one of the most important ones was that he must not open his eyes and pretend to be dead, which is very easy to be noticed. And the eyes are too wide and easy to sour, and it will be over if someone finds it in two blinks.

It can be seen that Bu Tianshi is still quite a certain distance away from Su Zhen, and the highest level of pretending to be dead is that there is not even ashes left. Woe Lone, who is a distance away from Bu Tianshi, naturally has no ability to do this, and closes his eyes tightly and obediently is manipulated by others.

The second brother cried for a long time, and was persuaded away by the fourth brother. After that, many people heard the sound of Suosuo, and at night, Woe Lone secretly opened a crack, and then the light of the yellow and white candles found that he was now in his mourning hall.

The future old-timers are really old-timers, and the disaster alone precedes Su Zhenzhen, talks about no desire, and Qi Luosheng and others mourn before they die. Many years later, Alzheimer's patients couldn't help but laugh out loud at the funeral of the little fox when they recalled the past, and it was understandable that they offended a bunch of righteous people.

Regardless of this wonderful feeling that ordinary people can hardly experience, the biggest thought now is that I am so hungry. Abandoning ninety percent of flesh and blood to fake death and get out, so that both its own defense mechanism and subconscious are transmitting an alarm signal of insufficient energy to Woe Lone. One thing that is very good about the mourning hall is that there will be tribute.

Before his death, these two words were so strange, and when he was alive, he was the right protector of the dignified Tiandu, and after his death, he naturally had a tribute table full of tributes. From seasonal fruits to local specialties, from large jars of fine wine to fine snacks. The human head above the mourning hall split into four tentacles and slowly climbed down. The frost sister of the heavenly sword, and the purple fire king of Qiluosheng, will be scared and cry.

In fact, there is no need for such a thing as the stomach and intestines, any food can be decomposed and absorbed at a high speed in the mouth, and in an extremely unscientific world, there is no need to give face to the physicists who can't hold down the coffin board, conservation of mass or something.

The corners of the mouth are cracked to the root of the ear, and half of the plate of braised pork is swallowed in one gulp; Even the bones and meat emptied the medicinal ribs, and at the same time the hair was divided into dozens of straws and soaked in the wine jar, it is not a difficult task, as for eating so much, where the substances go, God knows.

"This plate of dim sum is so sweet, it must have been made for me by the fourth sister-in-law herself, what should I do? The more you do this, the more you can't face them. Forget it, get drunk and relieve a thousand sorrows, drink and drink. Looking at the messy table, I only felt that I would be absolutely finished when people came tomorrow. I was distressed for a while, and I simply didn't want to drink it.

"Well said, let's drink together."

"Okay, okay, come, second brother, second brother!" Crackling, like a football kicked by the national football team, Woe Lone has bounced up in an extremely irregular state, slamming the plates and cups into a mess and falling to the ground. Woe alone also got a head of vegetable leaf juice.

Two candles floated from behind, and the eldest brother Luo Yu and the fourth brother Jun Fengqing also walked out from behind the mourning hall. Eight eyes to each other, six to two, Woe Lone felt that he was not willing to face this situation if he went to fight with those two guys again.

A big hand grabbed the heavenly spirit of the lonely disaster, and the people in the second brother's altar pressed the evil alone into the wine jar, and the disaster alone who didn't want to face the eyes anymore was also willing to accept the punishment, and he was up and down in the wine jar, pretending to be very painful and sympathetic.

"Yo, little brother feels a lot now, come, let's talk about how the Tiandu Right Guardian Commander of the Town Guard Headquarters moved the Tiandu Headquarters to the Three Sides Snow Valley in the Northern Regions?" took out the evil alone who had swept away the dirt and put it on the table, and the second brother was half-squatting, his eyes facing the eyes of the evil alone. was stared at by the second brother, and he couldn't say a word.

"Three punches killed Zhengfa Tian, fought more than ten masters in the Northern Regions, and Yi Bo Yuntian went to the death. If you are capable, do you want to be promoted to be the left protector, but I really can't let the eldest brother give you the position of Wujun. Anyway, you can move the capital yourself. Still not satisfied with you being the second brother and me being the younger brother? The words of squeeze and anger are like a series of cannons, and they can't stop at all, and they can't resist it.

"Okay, don't talk about the second brother, the younger brother is also affected by external forces." The fourth brother, Jun Fengqing, was the most kind, and first forgave the little brother who didn't grow up.

"Is it the power of the Evil Heaven Imperial Martial Arts?" Seeing the opportunity to change the topic, Woe alone will naturally not let it slip away. Immediately picked up the conversation.

"It seems that you yourself are aware of it, junior brother, so do you have a way to resist its influence?" Concerned most about the problem itself, Luo Yu asked the most critical question.

"There is some resistance, but it cannot be removed. I had escaped his influence when it had bewitched me to die, but I had no idea how to get rid of it. ”

"Isn't that bad, second brother, I can only drink and cut people, and none of the four brothers know how to do magic, little brother, it's really not okay to let the second brother kill you with one sword, give you a good time, and it can be regarded as a contribution to world peace."

"Second brother, don't be joking, the younger brother heard Hua Yuenu in the Northern Regions say that there is a kind of chewing wine in her hometown, and she will give it to me when I come back, and I don't know how to drink, so let's give it to the second brother."

"Good brother, the second brother will definitely cure you."

"Hehehehehe" laughed speechlessly, I don't know if it's a blessing or a curse to have this kind of brother.

"Well, it's really not good, just repair a book, give it to the leader of the Central Plains, Venerable Wan Sakai, and let the younger brother enter the three sects of Buddhism to practice, for external demons, the Buddhist mantra is always effective." Stroking his chin and groaning for a moment, Luo Yu made a proposal.

"Big brother, don't you want my little brother and me to be beaten to death, forcibly demolish the West Buddha Kingdom, kill the Fa Heaven, and walk alone on the stinky street of Buddhism Okay, maybe if you go, you will become a roast duck around the hearth."

"Little brother, how do you talk to the eldest brother? You must know that the Disaster Disaster Lone has already died in the Northern Regions, and even the mourning has begun to occur, and now what are you, we don't know yet? ”

"Fourth brother, what do you mean, just make a plan, let the little brother and I fake my death, change my face and come out again?"

"The children can be taught."

"Then, my name," suddenly, an inexplicable impulse took control of the mouth of the lonely man, "I will call it hatred of the heavens." ”